Date: March 8, 2011
Location: Toyota Center, Houston, Texas
Commentators: Todd Grisham, William Regal
This is the debut of Season Five of NXT. There has been no cast or Pros or anything like that announced yet. All we know is that Maryse is going to be the host which was revealed/announced earlier today. The rumor for this season was that it would be Legends with their children for this season which could be good for the older fans. If that’s not the case I’ll edit this out. Let’s get to it.
As the show opens you see the word “Redemption” everywhere. Oh I have a bad feeling about this.
William Regal is now a commentator.
Striker and Maryse are now the hosts. She introduces the Rookies.
Darren Young. Oh dang it I was afraid of this.
Lucky Cannon (with a big feathery robe)
That’s it. I have to watch these guys AGAIN? The winner of this gets to be on NXT Season 6. What the heck? There’s no immunity but rather redemption points which make no sense but sounds like exactly the same thing. Here are the Pros.
Darren Young gets Chavo Guerrero. Chavo says Darren is good in the ring but he needs to be more aggressive. Guerrero wants Young to get noticed.
O’Brian gets Vladimir Kozlov. This isn’t going to go well. He says some stuff no one can understand.
Lucky Cannon has Tyson Kidd. What the heck are they thinking here? Has Kidd actually won a match in the last two months? Cannon, who is the reigning FCW Champion and a heel now, needs to be meaner.
Saxton gets Yoshi freaking Tatsu, who is in a suit. Grisham points out the international flavor of this season. Tatsu says Saxton needs to relax.
Novak the Worthless gets JTG. Oh I give up.
Titus O’Neil gets Hornswoggle. I didn’t listen to his promo/speech as I was writing up my resignation.
Novak vs. Young is up next.
Darren Young vs. Jacob Novak
Young has a haircut at least now. They head to the floor which might have been an accident. We hit the ropes a few times and Young gets a forearm to take him down. Regal is a natural on commentary. Novak with a clothesline in the corner for two so we hit the chinlock. Young fights back which gets him nowhere for the most part as Novak hits yet another clothesline to take over. Young hits that spinning full nelson slam to end this at 3:30.
Rating: D+. This was dull again. Neither of these guys has anything that makes me want to watch them and I feel like I’m watching some weak indy match. Novak continues to redefine what it means to be worthless. Young is decent enough but again he’s not someone I would ever stop to watch.
Yoshi talks to Maryse in the back, saying she’ll be a great host. He has something to tell her but Saxton comes up and says he’d love to talk strategy with his Pro. She leaves and Tatsu says Saxton’s timing is no good.
Raw ReBound, which recaps the previous week’s show as Rock pretends to be a rapper. Now we get part of Cena’s “Knockout” last night which was nowhere near his one from two weeks ago. I still like Cena’s stuff better than Rock’s in this feud. The aspect about Rock being in the arena once is really all the ammo Cena needs. We also get Miz’s run in to end the show which was better than anything else in the last segment. Thankfully this is actually a recap and not just reairing the whole thing.
Conor O’Brian talks about hiding behind a persona last season. He talks about being poor growing up. Why does it seem that every wrestler went through torture growing up?
There’s a Boot Camp Obstacle Course up next.
More on the Chaperone. If I ever want to end myself it’ll be with a marathon of Legendary, Knucklehead and Chaperone.
Snooki is coming to Raw. Dang it all. WWE you continue to tick me off.
We do a Boot Camp Obstacle Course and first off my jaw drops at Maryse in camouflage. I’m not a fan of her but good freaking grief she looks great here.
Titus goes first. The course is jumping a wall, going under a net on the ground kind of thing, a balance beam, weaving through some polls and picking up a bag to carry across the finish line. Titus gets 29.8.
Novak shatters it with 24 seconds. There’s nothing to say here for the most part.
Saxton gets a time of 26.5.
Lucky Cannon in the pink tights, stops to say he won’t be a circus monkey this season because it’s all about him.
Conor is 5th and gets a time of 27.1. He stumbled at the beginning which hurt him a lot.
Young goes last and is FLYING. He wins it with a time of 23 seconds, good for 3 Redemption Points which I’m not sure I understand. Granted that might be because I thought they were different than Immunity Points.
We reair the majority of the Cole/JBL/Austin thing because these guys can’t have matches right? Cole on commentary here is still absolutely awesome. This eats up 8 minutes.
HHH will be on Smackdown. Also Christian vs. Alberto.
Saxton says he’ll take less for granted because it’s his last chance.
Lucky Cannon vs. Titus O’Neil
After about a minute of jokes about the robe we’re ready to go. Titus hammers him away in the corner but gets sent outside for his efforts. And there goes the feed. Hey tonight isn’t a total loss! Ah there it is and Cannon has a chinlock. Regal says Finlay is the best ever from his part of the world. Cannon is a total heel here but the name is going to hold him back. Titus gets a belly to back to escape from a headlock. Titus uses his power but gets taken down. Horny distracts Tyson and assists Titus to hit a Sky High (D’Lo’s old finisher) powerbomb to end this at 2:57. Too short to grade but nothing of note. This ends the show.
Overall Rating: C-. This was just like any other episode of this show, as in nothing special at all. I have more or less zero desire to watch this season as the biggest named pro is Chavo, the best guy in the group is I guess Young, there’s the stupid Redemption thing and this is to get on the next season of NXT rather than an actual prize, meaning someone will be on three seasons of the show by the end of next season. It’s going to be a long Spring.
Darren Young b. Jacob Novak – Release Full Nelson Slam
Darren Young won the Boot Camp Obstacle Course
Titus O’Neil b. Lucky Cannon – Sitout Powerbomb