Date: May 24, 2011
Location: Spokane Veterans Memorial Arena, Spokane, Washington
Commentators: Todd Grisham, William Regal
It’s week like 12 or so but we’re FINALLY down to five people. Hopefully tonight we’ll get the announcement that we’re going to go down to four in the near future. If nothing else it’s almost a guarantee that we’re going to get the Savage video again which is going to be more entertaining than anything else we’ve seen this entire season. Anyway there isn’t much else to say so let’s get to it.
Titus vs. Darren tonight, AGAIN. This time it’s No DQ though so it’s all ok right?
Here’s Saxton to blame Yoshi for various faults he has and saying he doesn’t need him anymore. Saxton declares independence from Yoshi and says he’s now to be known as Big League Byron Saxton. Isn’t that chewing gum? Anyway Maryse comes out in a dress shorter than her legs. She hosts this show, not him. Maryse introduces the show and says that tonight it’s Yoshi/Saxton vs. Kidd/Cannon. The second elimination is next week. YES!!!
Tyson Kidd/Lucky Cannon vs. Yoshi Tatsu/Byron Saxton
Yoshi is far more fired up this week than last and starts vs. Cannon here. Kidd comes in and the beatdown is on. Kidd gets sent down as we take a break. Back with Cannon hammering on Tatsu as apparently during the break Kidd injured Yoshi’s arm. Time for the arm work which makes sense here. Nice to see it making sense rather than just being thrown on in a vain attempt to look smart.
Cannon hammers away on the arm as there’s a nice little story here of Saxton not coming in, which I’d assume is going to be the final point of the match. Armbar goes on by Cannon as the fans cheer for Yoshi. Superplex attempt is blocked and Yoshi gets a top rope spinwheel kick to take both him and Lucky down. Yoshi STILL won’t tag and it’s off to Kidd. Big kick gets two for Yoshi and Byron tags himself in, only to get grabbed into a Sharpshooter by Kidd for the tap as Yoshi won’t help. Match ran 8:55.
Rating: C+. Not as bad as you would think here as there were a few stories going on in there and yet they managed to hold it together and get a not bad match out of it. The whole idea of Saxton running his mouth and having it come back to bite him is a nice touch but I’m not entirely sure I get Yoshi’s reasoning behind not tagging in, other than maybe to teach Byron a lesson.
Byron yells at Yoshi post match and gets his head kicked off.
Raw ReBound is about Big Show having his leg injured by Ricardo and Alberto. That’s an interesting story and I’m curious as to where it goes.
We recap Young and Titus and Horny’s situation over the last few weeks, namely Horny being adult with a beard that can speak at times but later lost the ability to for no apparent reason and lives under the ring in a town or something and is treated like a kid-napped. We see Young and Chavo beating on him and yeah, there it is. This is about bullying.
Chavo says he’ll be watching tonight and that’s about it.
JTG vs. Conor O’Brian
Regal is all ticked off that JTG is still here which is kind of funny. We take a break to shill That’s What I Am some more before O’Brian’s entrance. We get a clip of the dance off from last week which Regal says reminds him of a night with Arn Anderson. I honestly do not want to know if I want to hear that story or not. JTG sends him to the floor after a brief run by O’Brian started us off.
That more or less ends my level of interest in the match as O’Brian’s lack of anything resembling interest or uniqueness or anything noteworthy at all. JTG takes over and Regal says he might have to eat some of his words. And of course O’Brian rolls JTG up just a few seconds later and we’re done at 3:54.
Rating: F. This is biased beyond belief but more or less Conor O’Brian is officially a failure no matter what he does out there. Naturally with this win he’s going to stick around again so that Saxton can be sent home for rebelling or something stupid like that while the BULLY is allowed to stay too because while we hate bullies, we have no problem with tolerating them and paying them right?
JTG beats him down post match and Vlad makes the save.
Titus can’t find Horny again but he’s hiding in a travel bag. Darren and Chavo are bullies don’t you know.
Ad for WWE All-Stars. Isn’t that game like three months old?
Titus O’Neil vs. Darren Young
No DQ here because even NXT gets that the same match four or five times in a season is stupid. Titus yells about being a bully the entire time to REALLY hammer the point home I guess. Modified abdominal stretch goes on as Titus hammers away. Gee a larger man picking on someone else because they don’t like something about him. That couldn’t POSSIBLY be considered bullying right?
Young gets a shot in as we’ve stayed in the ring the entire time so far. Horny is watching in the back as Titus sends Darren to the floor. Titus sends him into the post and table but that’s it for the No DQ stuff because that stuff NEVER happens in a regular match right? Chavo interferes when the referee isn’t looking because he couldn’t do it when he was looking right? That takes us to a break.
Back with Young ramming Titus’ back into the ring and then his face into it as well. It’s a matched set now I guess. Back in the ring now as this needs to end rather quickly. Titus makes his comeback and runs Darren over a few times, adding a shoulderbreaker for two. Chavo comes in, finally realizing it’s No DQ. Horny is watching in the back and freaks out when Chavo gets a chain. He puts a ninja bandana on as Chavo uses the chain. Here’s Samurai Swoggle (I hate you Todd Grisham) who Titus uses as a battering ram. Clash of Titus sets up the Tadpole Splash for the pin at 8:22.
Rating: C-. The match was surprisingly decent but the anti-bullying stuff just killed it. I mean they were YELLING it at each other the whole match. I’ll spare you a long rant about why I cannot stand the anti-bullying movement and summarize it by saying I think the whole thing is one of the stupidest things that has been forced down our throats in a very long time. Anyway, that was the point of this match, so you better pay attention because your very soul depends on you NEVER being mean to anyone the slightest bit different than you in your entire life.
No Savage video. Are you kidding me?
Overall Rating: D+. This is probably the most wrestling there’s been on NXT in months. That being said, we’ve seen these guys fight so many times over the same things that it was bound to lose any remaining interest it had a long time ago, and that’s the point they’ve hit here. There is no reason for these people to fight anymore. Back in the older seasons this was remedied by guest stars but that has fallen off the table because that would imply people knowing this exists anymore. Not the worst show ever, but just completely uninteresting.
Tyson Kidd/Lucky Cannon b. Byron Saxton/Yoshi Tatsu – Sharpshooter to Saxton
Conor O’Brian b. JTG – Small Package
Titus O’Neil b. Darren Young – Pin after a Tadpole Splash