Favorite Comedy Line

Another simple question: what is your favorite comedy line ever in a promo?It’s a classic and used a lot, but I’ll go with “Who are you to doubt El Dandy?” by Bret Hart.  His delivery is perfect for it as he’s not known as a particularly funny guy but his timing there was spot on.


Your picks?


  1. Numbers says:

    The Rock to Shane and Booker T: The silver spoon sucka and the five time mother fucker!

    Or something alone along those lines.

    WWEFAN Reply:

    It goes like this

    “Booker T the punk ass sucka and the silver spoon mother fucka”

  2. The Killjoy says:


    It was absolutely random and so over the top. All smashed with Steiners insanity.

  3. WWTNA says:

    Cena to Melina “Umaga you look very different.”

  4. adam says:

    There were a couple of Lawler lines some 15 years ago when he was actually funny, and was starting his feud with Bret. My wording may not be exactly on.

    Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

    Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the bible.