The Last Rumble Post I’ll Make This Year

Probably.  A question for you all:How do you eliminate Zack Gowen from the Rumble?  The rules clearly state that BOTH feet must touch.  I think we’ve found the perfect Rumble contestant.

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7 Responses

  1. The Killjoy says:

    On the other hand, how the hell could he win a Last Man Standing match? You need to stand on both feet to break the count.

  2. Stormy says:

    Well, he wouldn’t be the first person to Rumble with only one foot. Kerry Von Erich had his foot amputated in the mid 80’s, and wrestled with a prosthesis. He entered the 1991 and 1992 Rumbles (as the Texas Tornado) and was eliminated in both.

    If he were to be an entrant, either he would need the prosthesis or they would probably alter the rules to say that all your feet have to touch the floor, meaning if his foot touched he’d be out.

  3. M.R. says:

    Why didn’t Dan Malloy just release every Vince/Gowen segment during the senate race?

  4. ARFatuch says:

    It is stated in the Rumble Bi-laws section 4 article rVII that for anyone to enter the rumble they must have all four original limbs in tact. However (oddly enough) not all digits, including toes are necessary.

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