Summerslam 2013 Preview

This show feels like it could be big which is rare for Summerslam anymore.Starting on the pre-show, Shield causes the DQ, triggering Show and Henry to come in to make it a tag match, perhaps for the titles.  Shield leaves with all the gold either way.

As for the main stuff we’ll start with the obvious: Bryan wins the title.  There is zero reason to not put it on him other than to advance the HHH vs. Vince story.  If they go that way, fans are going to be MAD.  Cena is taking time off for his elbow soon so there is no reason for him to walk out with the title.  Bryan wins by countering the AA into a small package for the title.

My biggest worry is that this turns into an Attitude Era style brawl with HHH in there, but if that’s what they have to do for Cena’s injury so be it.  HHH flat out does not need to be there otherwise and this match doesn’t deserve to be a stop on the road to HHH vs. Vince at Wrestlemania.  Unfortunately that’s what it’s likely to be and we’ll have to spend a few months hearing about the screwjob that cost Bryan the title, because that’s what fans want to see.

Now for the big question: will there be a cash in by Orton.  All signs point to yes, but I think they’ll pull the trigger on something brilliant: have Bryan retain the title.  Can you imagine how big a deal Bryan will be if he beats Cena and Orton in the same night?  The Attitude Era version gave Jericho something to talk about for twelve years.  I doubt it happens due to me being terrible at stuff like that, but it’s almost too obvious that Orton cashes in and wins the title.

Brock vs. Punk is the real wildcard on this show.  I could easily see this going either way but I can’t pick which one.  You have Punk needing a big win to get momentum back but you need Brock to win so he doesn’t start looking like some monster who can’t finish the job.  I’ll take Punk but there will definitely be a rematch.

Del Rio retains.  It’s WWE 101: the challenger dominates leading up to the match and beats the champion multiple times, the champion retains at the PPV and WWE doesn’t understand why no one is impressed.

Sandow over Cody, though it doesn’t help him as there’s nothing to Cody after all the damage to his character over the last year.

Bray Wyatt beats Kane.  The question here isn’t who wins, but what creepy thing does Bray do.  I’ve heard ideas ranging from he controls the fire and Kane sees it as a miracle and follows Wyatt to Bray lights himself on fire because it’s fun to Rowan jumps through the flames to save his master.  Either way it’s a good start for Bray, but they should keep his wrestling to a minimum.  If he wrestles all the time he’ll become watered down.  Save him for important stuff and let his monsters do the work for him.

Langston and AJ beat Kaitlyn and Ziggler.  Dolph has cooled WAY off lately as this feud has been all about AJ.

Brie beats Natalya.  Is it Brie or Nikki wrestling?  If you think I actually care about the answer, you get extra homework.

 

Overall Summerslam looks good but it’s a two match show.  That’s definitely not a bad thing though as those two matches are both huge.  The show should be fun and the Ring of Fire has potential to be a nice boost.  They might add another match to the card to flesh it out a bit, but overall it should be good.  Just don’t expect much outside of the main events.

Thoughts/predictions?

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3 Responses

  1. M.R. says:

    I would be much more excited about this main event if it had nothing to do with Vince and H, instead I’m preparing for the overbooking of a lifetime.

  2. Jon Gill Bunny says:

    Here are my picks:

    Martel
    Battlekat
    Freddie Joe Floydd
    Tekno Team 2000
    Big Bully Busick
    Double countout
    Billy Jack Haynes
    Alex Portau
    Dump Matsuta
    Brickhouse Brown

  3. Rocko says:

    I’m going to this show so hopefully it will be good.

    I can see Bryan getting screwed and Cena retaining. If that does happen, I’m guessing Orton will for sure cash in. Maybe turning heel in the process (he could be the guy McMahon wants to win the title). Otherwise I’m going with Bryan in a non submission victory.

    I am stumped on the Punk vs Lesnar match. I feel like Punk will win but I have no idea how.

    Del Rio wins. Wish they made it a triple threat with RVD. No cash in.

    Sandow wins. It really is a shame that Rhodes has fallen this much. Why this isn’t for the briefcase confuses me. Should of had Rhodes continue to attack Sandow until Sandow finally put up the briefcase for this match.

    Kane does his job (not a bad thing) and Wyatt wins. This is a great first feud for the Wyatt family.

    Ziggler and Kaitlyn will win with Kaitlyn getting the pin. Or Layla interferes which allows AJ/Langston to win.

    Bella Twins win.

    If this was on the main show I would say Ambrose wins by pinfall (though not cleanly) but since this is on the preshow I will agree that it will end in a DQ. Maybe Miz will make the tag title match since he is the host and has to do something. Wish they had a six man tag for all the titles on the main show with the Shield winning then had RVD vs Ambrose and Henry/Show vs Rollins/Reigns at the next PPV.

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