Wrestler of the Day – January 13: Gene Snitsky

It’s a slightly lesser known name today due to a lack of interesting wrestlers’ parents mating nine months earlier. Today it’s Gene Snitsky.

Gene debuted on Raw after a meaningless run in OVW. His first match on Raw was seemingly as a jobber on the September 13, 2004 episode of Monday Night Raw against Kane.

Kane vs. Gene Snitsky

No DQ so Kane can have extra fun. Lita, currently pregnant with Kane’s baby, is with the big bald here. An uppercut takes Gene down to start and kicks him in the side of the head. Kane drops a leg but charges into a boot in the corner to stop the momentum for a bit. Snitsky hits Kane low and fires off some awkward looking right hands (he punches forward so far that his fist winds up by his knees), only to run into a big boot. Kane gets a chair and wraps it around Gene’s neck but Lita stops the Pillmanizing. An argument ensues, allowing Snitsky to blast Kane with the chair, knocking him onto Lita. Kane freaks out and it’s a no contest.

The story of course was that Lita lost her baby, starting a huge feud between Kane and Snitsky. Over the course of the next few months, Kane never could get the better of Snitsky, even after Snitsky punted a baby doll into the crowd in an awesome moment. Gene also started saying “it wasn’t my fault” as a catchphrase. The two feuded for about four months, eventually leading to a steel cage match on the January 31, 2005 episode of Raw.

Kane vs. Gene Snitsky

The wars between these two have resulted in Kane having a bad arm and Snitsky having bad ribs. Snitsky is rammed face first into the cage and punched a few times to start before a double clothesline puts both guys down. A hard forearm staggers Kane and Snitsky sends him into the buckle and cage for good measure. Gene goes up to escape but here’s Trish Stratus in a neck brace due to a recent attack from Kane. Snitsky is pulled off the cage but Kane can’t make it to the floor.

Back in and Kane lifts him into the air and slams him down but both guys crash to the mat. Kane sends him face first into the cage and hits the top rope clothesline but Trish slams the door on him. There’s no effect though and Kane brings Trish into the cage for a chokeslam, only to have Snitsky make the save with a big boot. Gene gets out of the cage but doesn’t go to the floor. Instead he tears the door off the cage and throws it inside but Kane kicks it back into Snitsky’s face. Kane crotches Snitsky on the door and chokeslams him for the pin.

Rating: D+. The match was mainly punching and kicking but it was a good way to close out the feud. Snitsky got a WAY bigger push than he was supposed to get out of this and lasted for months in the midcard as a result. The Trish stuff didn’t need to exist but she looked great in a low cut top so who am I to complain?

Snitsky would fall down the card for several months before getting a brief resurrgence for a feud with Big Show, culminating in a match at Unforgiven 2005.

Big Show vs. Snitsky

One of the dangers of doing these reviews is running into matches like this one with zero backstory at all. I’m really hoping we get an explanation here because I don’t think I’m going to be able to make myself care about it otherwise. Ok so apparently Snitsky jumped Show with the bell but we get cut off by a brawl so we have to stop the flashback. Show throws him around with ease so Snitsky tries to walk.

Show does the SHHH bit and Snitsky is in trouble. Well it worked well the first time so let’s do it again. Show’s charge into the post misses and he clotheslines the steel. We actually go to the flashback while Snitsky has a hold on Show. It’s an armlock so at least he’s thinking. Snitsky manages a belly to back suplex which was pretty impressive. It only gets two but still it looked good.

Snitsky can’t keep him down so he goes back to the arm because that’s worked so well thus far. Ok so that is actually good psychology but it’s a little boring, especially when we know Snitsky has about as much chance as I do of beating Big Show. Show grabs a spinebuster out of nowhere and both guys are down. Show NIPS UP (holding the rope but still) and I think you know what’s coming now. Splash in the corner sets up the chokeslam for the pin.

Rating: C. This was under seven minutes and that’s the best thing that could have happened to it. They just did power stuff and the arm worked helped it a little bit. It’s not a good match or anything but it could have been a lot worse, which is why the keeping it short was a great thing. Snitsky was pretty worthless after his debut feud with Kane though.

Snitsky would plummet down the card after this, appearaing primarily on Sunday Night Heat. He would get one brief return to TV on ECW as a monster heel, including a match with Rob Van Dam on the May 15, 2007 episode of ECW on Sci-Fi.

Rob Van Dam vs. Snitsky

The announcers spend the opening of the match talking about ECW Champion Vince McMahon (just go with it) not being here tonight as Rob kicks at Snitsky’s legs. A big boot takes Van Dam’s head off and a suplex gets two for Gene. Choking ensues until Gene grabs a double underhook to crank on Rob’s arms.

RVD comes back with a kick to the head and a spinwheel kick to the jaw. The top rope kick to the face misses and Rob comes back with another kick to the face. You may be noticing a pattern in Van Dam’s offense. Rolling Thunder misses but Rob ducks a big boot. They head outside so Snitaky can take Rob’s head off with a clothesline. A chair shot to Rob’s head is enough for a DQ.

Rating: D. The match was far longer than it needed to be with Rob spending most of the match either in rest holds or kicking Snitsky in the head. Snitsky looked a lot more evil around this time, having shaved his head and put on some additional muscle mass. Unfortunately it didn’t do much for his in ring work.

Here’s a match from May 11, 2008 on Sunday Night Heat so Snitsky can at least win one match in this thing.

Snitsky vs. Phil Atlas

Even the annoucners are saying this isn’t going to last long. Snitsky throws Atlas around as commentator Josh Matthews says change the channel if you expect Atlas to have a chance. Nice advice there guys. A hard clothesline sets up some elbow drops on Phil before putting on that double underhook hold. Atlas tries a middle rope cross body but gets kicked in the face for his efforts. A pumphandle powerslam ends Phil with ease.

Snitsky closed out his WWE tenure in 2008, including a non-title match against World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk on the July 7, 2008 episode of Monday Night Raw.

CM Punk vs. Snitsky

Snitsky shoves him into the corner to start and catches a diving Punk in a bearhug. A slam puts Punk down again and an elbow drop gets two. Back to the bearhug for a bit before Snitsky misses a legdrop. Punk comes back with a series of kicks (man do a lot of Snitsky’s opponents use kicks) followed by the corner knee/bulldog combination and the GTS for the pin.

That’s about it for Snitsky who didn’t have much of a career in WWE. He was around for a long time but there just wasn’t anything there after the matches with Kane. At the end of the day, Snitsky was a big guy with a good look but nothing to back it up. He certainly wasn’t bad but there’s no real reason to get behind him at all.

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2 Responses

  1. Vintage Nick says:

    Did you know that Snitsky actually permanently dyed his teeth yellow for his role? That’s dedication.

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