Your Favorite Rock Line
In honor of the debut of his latest great line, what is your favorite Rock line/promo? It can be a single one liner or a full segment or whatever you like.I remember a promo setting up I think the six man HIAC where Rock imitated the other guys in the match with him. Rock was always good at picking out the tiny things that make a wrestler funny but that we miss.
Also, while not a Rock line, this never fails to make me smile.
Rock to Kane:
“On top of all that, look at this guy. I mean he’s an idiot. He’s 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet… zing! It’ll fly backwards.”
To Shane O Mac and Booker T:
The five time sucka and the silver spoon mutha f’er.
I forget the exact lines exactly but I love that.
“Foley-Foley-Foley-Foley!”
The Hell In A Cell is a classic. Especially for the lines where he mocks Rikishi. “I did it for da Rock. I did it for da people. I did it for the~Oh shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty!”
My favorite though was when he got half the arena to chant “You Are” and the other half “An Asshole” at Mr. McMahon all night during the Draft Extension episode of Raw.