Smackdown – April 5, 2013: The Annual Wrestlemania Commercial
Smackdown
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April 5, 2013
Location: Verizon Center, Washington D.C.
Commentators: Josh Matthews, Jerry Lawler
Ryback vs. Primo/Epico
Video on Lesnar vs. HHH.
We get a video on Hall of Fame inductee Bruno Sammartino.
Video on Fandango and the pronunciation of his name. This transitions into a recap of Fandango attacking Jericho on Raw.
Here are Tons of Funk and the Funkadactyls, tonight as played by the Bellas (complete with some extra padding in the shorts and the Rhodes Scholars dancing while eating some cookies. Daniem Sandow in a Brodus hat and dancing is too much. Cody has a bald wig with the Japanese characters thrown in. The dog and pony show ends on Sunday. This brings out the real Tons of Funk and the Funkadactyls for the ring clearing brawl.
Video on the Wrestlemania press conference.
Video on Punk vs. Undertaker.
JBL and Cole talk about the exhibit where you can climb a ladder to get the MITB case. JBL to Cole: “You have the athletic ability of an Oklahoma chimpanzee.”
Donald Trump Hall of Fame video.
Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston
Feeling out process to start with Swagger grabbing a top wristlock and Kofi unsuccessfully trying to flip out of it. Kofi comes back with his double leapfrogs and a back elbow before knocking Swagger to the floor. We take a break and come back with Swagger putting on a double chickenwing. Kofi fights up but a sunset flip attempt is blocked.
Rating: C. This was fine but with less than ten minutes and about three of those spent on a commercial, there was only so much they were going to be able to do. That being said, this is the highest profile exposure Swagger and the title match have had since the title match was announced for Wrestlemania. Not bad here but it was just there.
Results
Ryback b. Epico/Primo – Double Shell Shock
Jack Swagger b. Kofi Kingston – Patriot Lock
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