WWE Main Event – May 1, 2013: WWE’s Wrestling Show
Main Event
Date: May 1, 2013
Location: Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, Michigan
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
This is a request due to the opening match for the show. I’ve heard words like classic and match of the year candidate about it so maybe it’ll live up to the hype. I rarely look at Main Event due to it being WWE overload for me, but as usual I have issues turning down requests. Let’s get to it.
We open with a recap of Kofi beating Cesaro for the US Title a few weeks back.
Cesaro, now in a beret and sunglasses, says that he’ll dominate with technical skill and tenacity.
US Title: Kofi Kingston vs. Antonio Cesaro
Kofi is defending if that wasn’t clear. The crowd chants USA for a match between a Swiss man and an African. That never ceases to amaze me. Anyway they feel each other out with Cesaro trying to use the power game to take over early on. Kofi gets behind him as they fight for arm control. Cesaro takes it to the mat with a grip around the ribs but Kofi rolls into a cradle for two.
Antonio pulls him to the ground again but Kofi drives a knee into the arm to take over. Cesaro slams him head first into the mat and it’s off to a headlock. Kofi tries to fight up but gets thrown down with the gutwrench suplex. The champ comes back with a kick to the head and a spinning springboard splash for two. Cesaro bails to the floor and we take a break. Back with Cesaro getting two off a European uppercut and hooking a chinlock.
A legdrop across the back of Kofi’s neck gets two as does a butterfly suplex. There’s a move I haven’t seen in a long time. Back to the chinlock followed by a hard knee to Kingston’s chest. Kofi comes back with some quick dropkicks and the Boom Drop for no cover. He loads up Trouble in Paradise but Cesaro bails to the floor. Kofi goes after Cesaro but has his neck snapped over the top rope. His leg gets caught in the ropes as well, apparently injuring it.
Cesaro gets back in but walks into the SOS for two. There’s a Juvy Driver of all things to Kingston for two and a running European uppercut gets the same. Another gutwrench attempt is countered into a sunset flip but Antonio counters into a rollup for two as we take another break. Back with Kofi knocking Antonio out to the floor and hurricanranaing him into the steps.
Back in again and Kofi tries the spinning cross body but gets caught in mid air, only to roll into a cradle for another near fall. Cesaro takes him down again though and stomps on the bad leg before putting on a half crab. Kofi crawls out and gets a rollup, only to get caught in a half giant swing. That’s a new one. Back to the half crab and Cesaro drags it to the middle of the ring. Kofi crawls over to the bottom rope and out to the apron, so Antonio climbs to the middle rope and superplexes him down from the apron for two more. That’s INSANE strength.
Another double stomp to the chest gets two more for Cesaro and it’s back to the half crab. Kofi gets to the rope so Cesaro loads up the Neutralizer. Even on one bad leg, Kofi is able to backdrop out of it and hit Trouble in Paradise to the back of the head, knocking Cesaro out cold for the pin to retain at 18:30 shown of 25:30.
Rating: A-. Really solid match here with a length that you almost never get anymore. The leg work was fine and the story was solid here: Cesaro is a better wrestler and is smothering Kofi but Kingston can get one Hail Mary shot to win the match. I liked it when Khali and HHH did it back in 2008 and I liked it here too. Excellent match and I get people praising it as much as they have been.
Post match Kingston says he had a bad start to the year but kept fighting and won the US Title. He talks about becoming a father last week and gives a shout out to his wife and son.
Post break Kofi is in the back when Cesaro jumps him. He crushes Cesaro with a crate of some kind and says you don’t take from Antonio because he takes from you.
The Raw Rebound talks about the end of the show with Shield pinning Cena and Ryback showing up because he never left. This shocked no one.
Justin Gabriel vs. Heath Slater
McIntyre tells Slater to rock Gabriel’s face. Feeling out process to start with Gabriel sending Slater to the mat and mocking the band. Off to an armbar by Justin as we hear about the history between these two. Slater can’t shake the hold but a Mahal distraction lets Slater make the rope. Cole: “Drew has something wrong with him.” JBL: “YOU THINK???” They trade some headlocks before Gabriel puts on the armbar again.
Back up and a headscissors puts Slater on the floor and a suicide dive takes out Mahal and McIntyre. They try to get at Justin and earn an ejection for their efforts. Justin throws Slater to the floor again and we take a break. Back with more of the armbar on Slater as the announcers are talking about the Bay City Rollers and their cassette collections. Gabriel loads up the 450 but gets powerslamed down off the top rope for two.
We hit a chinlock on Gabriel as Cole makes air guitar jokes. A hard whip into the corner gets two for Heath but Justin comes back with some kicks and forearms. Gabriel gets two off a springboard cross body and goes up. After breaking up a superplex, the 450 connects on Slater for the pin at 9:45 shown of 13:15.
Rating: C+. This is the same good match we’ve seen from these guys several times before. Gabriel continues to be a solid performer almost every time he’s given more than a minute to work with, yet he can never get any significant time on TV. Slater is fine in this role as the goofy jobber and there’s not a thing wrong with playing that role. Good stuff here.
Overall Rating: B. Solid TV show here with an excellent match and a quite good match to follow it up. Main Event is basically WWE’s wrestling show where you can get some good action which doesn’t mean much and doesn’t require much thinking. The US Title match is very good and while I wouldn’t call it a classic, it’s worth checking out.
Results
Kofi Kingston b. Antonio Cesaro – Trouble in Paradise
Justin Gabriel b. Heath Slater – 450 Splash
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Do you think it would help give Kofi a shot in the arm if he at least *fought* for one of the big titles at one point? He obviously doesn’t have to win, but taking on, say, Ziggler for the title in an mildly extended program might have some interest. You could even have the heel keep running down Kofi as a career midcarder.
The trouble with this, of course, is once Kofi loses, he has become lampshaded as a career midcarder.
He already is lampshaded as a career midcarder.
Hey, Ryback not leaving actually shocked Michael Cole…….
But definitely agree with your match reviews, hopefully Cesaro and Kofi can have a decent feud, always such nothing characters in my opinion, could have a very entertaining feud.