Summerslam Count-Up – 1989: Zeus And A Cauldron
Summerslam 1989
Date: August 28, 1989
Location: Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey
Attendance: 20,000
Commentators: Tony Schiavone, Jesse Ventura
We get an intro video similar to the opening of a regular TV show with various highlights and people enjoying the warm weather.
Hart Foundation vs. Brain Busters
Anvil completely no sells some chops to the chest and sends Tully into the buckle before bringing Bret back in. The fans are all over Heenan with a Weasel chant while Bret works on a hammerlock. Tully grabs a top wristlock but Bret bridges off the mat to escape and the Busters are sent to the outside. Back in and Bret wins a slugout with Tully but gets suckered into a chase with Blanchard making a blind tag to Arn who blasts Bret from behind.
Dusty Rhodes talks about how the man in the blue suede shoes told him he can dance better than the Honky Tonk Man. This is a bit of a step down from Hard Times.
Honky Tonk Man vs. Dusty Rhodes
Rating: D-. Who in the world thought this deserved ten minutes should be carried into the street and shot. Between the leg lock and the WAY too long chinlock, this could have been cut in half and nothing would have been lost. Honky was fine as a jobber to the stars at this point and he would maintain that position for months to come. This was way overbooked for what it was worth, but the fans loved Dusty which is the point of the match.
Honky asks someone to help him find the stage and wants to know where Priscilla is.
Demolition and King Hacksaw Jim Duggan are ready for their six man tag against the Twin Towers (Boss Man/Akeem) and Andre the Giant.
Mr. Perfect vs. Red Rooster
Survivor Series is coming.
The Rockers/Tito Santana vs. Fabulous Rougeau Brothers/Rick Martel
This should be awesome. Martel teases getting in there against Tito to start but sends Jacques in instead. As is his custom, Jacques requests a handshake but sneaks in some choking on Tito instead. The Rockers come in without tags and the good guys hit stereo dropkicks to send the French Canadians to the floor. Things settle down to Marty vs. Jacques with the latter going to the middle rope and head faking Marty, but Jannetty is faking the head fake and punches Jacques on the way down.
Martel tries to hide in the corner but gets caught in a huge backdrop to send him running even further. A dropkick and a suplex put Martel down and the top rope right hand gets two as everything breaks down. Tito hits the flying forearm to send Martel to the floor and Marty rolls up Jacques, only to have Martel slide back in and blast Jannetty with a right hand, giving Jacques the pin.
We recap Rude vs. Warrior. Rude attacked Warrior during a posedown at the Rumble before stealing the IC Title at Wrestlemania with help from Heenan. Tonight is the rematch with rude defending against a ticked off Warrior after Warrior spent months fighting through the Heenan Family. This was also used to set up Warrior vs. Andre the Giant over the winter.
Intercontinental Title: Ultimate Warrior vs. Rick Rude
Roddy Piper laughs about costing Rude the title, setting up his first feud after returning to the ring.
We go to an intermission, which is just a graphic with a countdown clock until the show continues.
Twin Towers/Andre the Giant vs. Demolition/Jim Duggan
Greg Valentine vs. Hercules
Post match Garvin announces Hercules as the winner, which apparently is good enough to get Valentine disqualified. Like I said, this is the time to turn your brain off.
Randy Savage, Zeus and Sister Sherri gather round a cauldron and predict bad futures for Hogan, Beefcake and Liz. The late 80s were weird in case you were wondering.
Ted DiBiase vs. Jimmy Snuka
A quick stun gun sends Snuka into the top rope and Ted can stomp away like a good 80s heel. DiBiase works on the back with knees to the spine and a backbreaker for no cover but a middle rope elbow misses. Jimmy slams Ted down and hits a middle rope headbutt but Virgil breaks up the Superfly Splash. Snuka chases him around on the floor but gets sent into the post by DiBiase for the countout.
Post match Snuka hits the Superfly on Virgil.
Genius recites a poem about Summerslam, saying he thinks Zeus and Savage (his real brother) will win.
Zeus/Randy Savage vs. Brutus Beefcake/Hulk Hogan
Ratings Comparison
Hart Foundation vs. Brain Busters
Original: B+
Redo: B
Honky Tonk Man vs. Dusty Rhodes
Original: F
Redo: D-
Mr. Perfect vs. Red Rooster
Original: C+
Redo: D
Rick Martel/Fabulous Rougeaus vs. Tito Santana/Rockers
Original: B+
Redo: B
Ultimate Warrior vs. Rick Rude
Original: A-
Redo: B
Jim Duggan/Demolition vs. Andre the Giant/Twin Towers
Original: C+
Redo: C
Hercules vs. Greg Valentine
Original: F-
Redo: D
Ted DiBiase vs. Jimmy Snuka
Original: D
Redo: D
Hulk Hogan/Brutus Beefcake vs. Randy Savage/Zeus
Original: B-
Redo: D+
Overall Rating
Original: B-
Redo: C+
About the same this time.
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