Official CM Punk Plan Made By Chicago Fans

This is a real thing.

 

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http://www.rspwfaq.net/2014/03/tonights-chicago-objectives.html

 

Then, this might happen tonight:

1. Punk comes out and puts over Chicago as the greatest city ever.

2. A new world championship is made and Bray Wyatt vs. Dolph Ziggler square off for it at Wrestlemania.

3. Daniel Bryan is inserted into the title match at Wrestlemania and guaranteed to win.

4. Batista, HHH, Orton and Stephanie are crushed under rampaging camels, leaving only Bryan vs. Punk for the main event of Wrestlemania.

5. Every fan gets a big bag of money.

Fans after the show:

“Screw this company. Why are they wasting all this stuff on ONE SHOW? Do they not want to make money anymore???”

“You’re going next time right?”

“Sorry for making you wait so long. I was just buying 15 Punk items. Of course I’ll be there and do the VIP experience. It’s awesome going.”