In case you were wondering, of the 6,323 in attendance, 2,510 were paid.
Gene reminds Maestro that he has never performed here at the MGM Grand. Maestro is offended and Symphony actually says “how rude”. Ok then.
The NWO has slot machines delivered to their locker room.
Maestro vs. Norman Smiley
The NWO gambles a lot.
Liz and Luger have Sting memorabilia
Cruiserweight Title Tournament First Round: The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea vs. Kid Romeo
Jeff Jarrett hits on 18 and gets a 3 for 21.
Terry Funk vs. Kiss Demon
Yes, this is a thing that is happening. They slug it out to start (did you expect anything less?) and Funk takes over with some very lame headbutts. Some boot choking in the corner leads to Funk being thrown outside but he whips Demon into the barricade, because Terry Funk is the second biggest face in this company after Sid Vicious. Back in and Funk gets annoyed that his neckbreaker only gets two, so he takes a swing at the yellow bellied varmint Nick Patrick. Again, your hero in this match.
Kidman vs. Vampiro
Total Package vs. Buff Bagwell
Post match Luger gets in more bat shots and goes to Pillmanize the arm but referees make the save.
3 Count had an autograph signing at the Nitro Grill when the Mamalukes came up and started a fight. Music haters.
3 Count vs. Mamalukes/Disco Inferno
We start with a performance but the band has to dropkick the Mamalukes off the apron. Some big dives take the Italians out again and Shane covers Vito for two to start. Shane hammers away in the corner but gets powerbombed out and kicked in the face for his efforts. Off to Johnny for several lifts on a military press, followed by Disco coming in to stomp away in the corner.
This Week in WCW Motorsports.
Booker T. vs. Jerry Flynn
th Street Slam (whipping spinebuster) for the quick pin. Thank goodness.
Anderson and Funk have a meeting with Sid.
Nash has a meeting with the Harris Brothers in the back.
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Fit Finlay
Winner gets a shot at Knobbs for the Hardcore Title, which shows Knobbs to be a coward by stealing the wrench. My goodness why does the Hardcore Title have a better story than the US Title? Finlay grabs a headlock to start but his shoulder block has no effect. Back up and Bigelow splashes him in the corner as we see Knobbs watching from the back. Finlay gets tired of selling and rolls outside to set up a table.
The cage is lowered.
WCW World Title: Sid Vicious vs. Ron Harris vs. Kevin Nash
Inside Caged Heat, meaning the Cell and anyone can win but Sid must beat Nash. Also the powerbomb is banned. Nash is defending and Ron is in a suit. We again see the clip from Nitro which no one bothered to reference because WCW announcers are off having ham sandwiches and finger painting during commercials. The cage is chained shut as Harris and Nash double team Sid like you would expect them to do.
They head to the floor with Sid being knocked around the ring and Nash driving him into the cage wall. It works so well that Nash does it again twice in a row as this is total domination, as you would expect. For no apparent reason, Nash and Harris go inside for a few seconds before coming back outside to choke with a TV cable. They go inside again and, as in every triple threat ever, the two in control argue over who gets to cover.
Sid fights back for a bit until Nash gets in a shot to the ribs to take over. They head outside again with Sid going into the cage for I think the fifth time. We get some blood from the arm but Sid finally blocks a ram into the steel and takes over again. Harris is thrown inside for a chokeslam (with Ron landing on his arm) and Sid pulls Nash down into a Crossface of all things for the win and his second World Title in three days and the seventh World Title change in nine days.
Ric Flair of all people comes out to applaud Sid, which is called a passing of the torch.
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