Uncensored 2000 (2015 Redo): Very Bad Things
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2000
Date: March 19, 2000
Location: American Airlines Arena, Miami, Florida
Attendance: 5,000
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Mark Madden, Tony Schiavone
The opening video recaps the triple main event of Hogan vs. Flair, Sid vs. Jarrett and Luger vs. Sting. Two of those men are under 40 and that number would go down to one in about two and a half months.
Jarrett tells the Harris Twins that he has an insurance policy.
A limo is here.
Cruiserweight Title: The Artist vs. Psychosis
XS vs. Norman Smiley/The Demon
Post match XS blames Hancock for the loss and tries to kidnap her but the Screamin Demons make the save. Hancock dances with Norman. Now that deserves to be on pay per view.
Kidman and Booker argue again.
Quick recap of Wall destroying everything in his path over the last few weeks, which has mainly been David Flair and Crowbar.
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. The Wall
They slug it out to start with Bigelow getting the better of it until he charges into a clothesline. Bigelow slams Wall down and hits the top rope headbutt for two. A pair of boots to the face gets the same thing on Bigelow but he grabs a running DDT for his second two. Wall comes back with a Cactus Clothesline and they fight to the back where Wall chokeslams Bigelow through a table for the DQ.
Hardcore Title: Brian Knobbs vs. 3 Count
Harlem Heat is ready.
The limo is still sitting there.
Kidman/Booker vs. Harlem Heat
We look at Crowbar being chokeslammed through the stage again.
Vampiro vs. Fit Finlay
Vampiro walks through the crowd. Roman Reigns he is not.
The Mamalukes are ready for their title defense.
Tag Team Titles: Harris Brothers vs. Mamalukes
Don side slams Johnny for two but the Bull is able to make the tag so Vito can fire off his good looking kicks. A top rope elbow gets two on Ron and a Hart Attack gets the same. Back in and the H Bomb gets two on Vito with Johnny making the save. Disco sneaks in with a belt shot to Ron for two but Don lays everyone out with the belt and the H Bomb to Vito gives the Twins the titles. Lucky us.
Finlay admits that the better man won tonight and wants Vampiro to keep that fire burning.
We recap Dustin Rhodes vs. Terry Funk, which is over how tough Dustin is compared to his daddy and then something about beating him over the head with a chicken.
Dustin Rhodes vs. Terry Funk
They keep fighting post match until they just stop.
Sid is ready for Jarrett.
Total Package vs. Sting
This is a lumberjack match with everyone whose arm Luger has broken surrounding the ring, plus anyone Luger could find who was willing to wear a cast as well. Tony: “Mark Madden is not wearing pants.” It took you an hour and forty five minutes to notice that???Before the match, Luger tries to calm the situation down by apologizing to everyone whose arm has been broken recently.
Back in and Luger sends Sting to the heel side for the same treatment. Cue Tank Abbott to punch out Dillinger, causing the lumberjacks to finally give up and brawl to the back. Luger slaps on a chinlock as only Vampiro is left at ringside. This brings out Flair to fight Vampiro as Sting makes his comeback.
Vampiro and Sting hug post match. This could be a big rub for Vampiro.
We recap Jarrett vs. Sid, which is all about Jarrett hitting Sid with a lot of guitars.
WCW World Title: Jeff Jarrett vs. Sid Vicious
Back in and Jarrett slugs away, earning himself a warning for clinched fists. The sleeper has Sid in trouble but he fights out and punches Jarrett out of the air. A big boot puts Jeff down but one of the Twins offers a distraction. The other Twin gets on the apron with the belt, only to have Jeff go face first into the gold for two. Another distraction lets Jeff get in a guitar shot as crooked referee Slick Johnson comes in to count. Hogan makes the save at two and cleans house to give Sid the easy pin to retain. Much like Sting, some hero.
Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair
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