Monday Nitro – July 31, 2000: That’s Some High Level Background Noise
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Nitro #251
Date: July 31, 2000
Location: FirstStar Center, Cincinnati, Ohio
Commentators: Tony Schiavone, Mark Madden, Scott Hudson
Earlier today, Booker came to work.
Pyro.
Post break Sting tells Booker to go to the hospital while he deals with Jeff.
Buff Bagwell vs. Big Vito
Kwee Wee asks Cat for the match but completely snaps when he gets turned down. Cat gives him the match to get rid of him, calming Kwee Wee right back down.
After a break, Buff runs in and finds Kanyon, giving him a double arm DDT on the floor. For once, a wrestling move actually makes sense.
The Artist vs. Kwee Wee
Norman Smiley actually hits on Midajah and gets destroyed by Steiner. This was a five second segment.
Cruiserweight Title: Lieutenant Loco vs. Lance Storm
Post break, Nash demands a match with Steiner. Cat just happens to have a straitjacket so go have a straitjacket match.
Jeff Jarrett vs. Sting
Muta and Vampiro mist the champs and take the belts.
Cat gives Shane Douglas a Viagra on a pole match against Kidman tonight.
Kidman vs. Shane Douglas
Viagra on a pole. Seriously. Before the match, Shane thinks this is stupid. Well at least he still gets the obvious. Shane goes after Kidman to start but gets backdropped out to the floor, followed by a baseball slide into the steps. Back in and Shane kicks him down as Madden talks about Viagra on a pole matches from years past.
Miss Hancock and Major Gunns get in a food fight in the back to start their “hardcore match”. In the ring, A-Wall beats up David Flair until the women come in. I guess this is a match now.
Major Gunns vs. Miss Hancock
The Nitro Girls like Kidman after the Viagra match.
Scott Steiner vs. Kevin Nash
WCW World Title: Booker T. vs. Sting
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