Impact Wrestling – December 29, 2015: Not That It Matters
Impact Wrestling
Date: December 29, 2015
Hosts: Josh Matthews, D’Angelo Dinero
It’s the second half of the Best of 2015 show, meaning this one is likely to focus on Bound For Glory and the tournament. Last week’s show was kind of all over the place so it could be interesting to see what they do with this. There’s always a chance of a lot of promos for next week too. Let’s get to it.
Josh and Pope get right to the point and send us to Matt Hardy challenging EC3 to a Full Metal Mayhem match.
From August 5.
TNA World Title: Matt Hardy vs. Ethan Carter III
Carter is defending in Full Metal Mayhem, which is TNA’s version of TLC. The champ takes over early on with a chair to the back before sitting down so he can punch Matt from eye level. That earns him a Side Effect through the chair and it’s already ladder time, which goes upside Ethan’s face. The ladder is laid across the middle corner so Carter can be rammed face first as Matt is in full control.
It’s time to go up but it’s WAY too early on, allowing Ethan to chair Matt in the leg. Why would you ever go up that early on? Back from a break with Matt breaking up Carter’s attempt at the belt by sending Ethan down into the buckle. Matt isn’t done yet as he drives the ladder into Ethan’s crotch to prevent another generation of Carter’s from populating the earth. That’s still not enough for Matt to get the title so he plants Ethan with the Twist of Fate.
A moonsault through the table is broken up with a quick crotching and a powerbomb through the wood but Matt is up again with a powerbomb of his own to break up Carter’s climb. They head outside with Matt bridging a ladder between the steps and the ring, only to get slammed head first onto the ladder. Since we haven’t had enough near climbs yet, Matt makes another save and hits a Side Effect onto the apron.
A guillotine legdrop drives Carter through the table on the floor but Matt takes way too long to climb, allowing Ethan to chair him in the leg. They already have to repeat spots for the saves? Carter climbs up, shoves Matt down and pulls the title off the hook to retain at 20:10.
Rating: B. Fun enough match but there was no reason for this to involve ladders and weapons other than so TNA could have a match involving ladders and weapons. It’s their first match against each other for the title and they used the big gimmick already. Matt became #1 contender for thrown together reasons and that’s not how you want to have a major match like this. It was fun, but I have no desire to watch it again. At least Carter won on his own for a change too.
We look at Mahabali Shera splitting from James Storm.
From May 29.
Dirty Heels vs. Wolves
This is match #2 in a best of five series with the Wolves up 1-0. Roode throws Aries through the ropes for a suicide dive to start but Davey runs inside for a dive of his own on Aries. The Wolves double team Roode inside until Austin gets back in and things settle down a bit. Edwards chops away at Aries but Austin punches him in the face, setting up a tag to Roode for chops of his own.
The Heels (who aren’t heels) load up what looked like a Sharpshooter but Aries gets kicked into his partner, allowing the Wolves to double team even more. Davey puts Rode into a reverse figure four (with Roode facing the mat and Davey facing up) for a unique looking submission. The German suplex into the jackknife rollup gets two as the announcers are overhyping the heck out of this. Eddie puts Roode in a chinlock for a bit until Bobby fights up and makes the hot tag to Aries.
Austin speeds things up and snaps both Wolves’ throats across the top, setting up a missile dropkick to Edwards. There’s the Last Chancery on Davey and a Crossface to Eddie but both Wolves make the ropes. Something like Chasing the Dragon but with a Michinoku Driver instead of a brainbuster gets two on Aries but he pops right back up for the running dropkick in the corner, followed by the 450 to Eddie with Davey making the save. Another Last Chancery has Edwards in trouble but Richards comes in off the top with a double stomp for the save, setting up the powerbomb into a Backstabber to pin Austin at 11:09.
Rating: B. This was straight out of the indy playbook with the entire match being action from bell to bell. That sounds cool on paper, but between everything going all over the place and Josh telling us about two minutes in that this was a classic and something we were going to remember forever, the match kind of dulled on me very quickly. It’s definitely fun, but I prefer building up to the insane finish instead of just having it run the entire match.
Clips of Jeff Jarrett’s Hall of Fame induction.
Clips of Mr. Anderson beating Bram on August 19.
Recap of the GFW heel turn, setting up the war with TNA.
Very quick clip of Lethal Lockdown with TNA beating GFW.
Clip of Tigre Uno winning the X-Division Title.
Clip of EC3 beating Matt Hardy again to earn Jeff Hardy as his personal assistant.
Clip of the Dollhouse beating up Gail Kim in a cage.
We see Brooke winning the Knockouts Title.
Clip of Team Young winning the Hardcore War and Young stealing Chris Melendez’s leg.
We look at some of the things EC3 has put Jeff Hardy through.
Another video on Storm vs. Shera.
From September 16.
Knockouts Title: Brooke vs. Lei’D Tapa vs. Awesome Kong vs. Gail Kim
Brooke is defending and this is one fall to a finish. Gail and Brooke go after the giants to start and are quickly thrown to the side. Tapa and Kong slug it out until Brooke and Gail beat on Tapa for a bit. Kong adds a splash and we take an early break. Back with Tapa dropping Gail face first off the barricade but Kong dives off the apron to crush Tapa with a cross body.
Gail and Brooke fight in the ring until Kong misses a charge at Tapa and takes out the champ. Tapa slams Gail down inside but Kim kicks away at the knee. Kong comes back in with a top rope splash to Tapa. Brooke’s top rope elbow hits Kong and all four are down. The giants are sent to the floor, leaving Brooke to try a sunset flip on Gail, who sits down on it for the pin and the title at 12:21.
Rating: C-. Who else? Who else could it have been but Gail Kim? She fits in so perfectly with the theme of the same tired ideas that we’ve seen dozens of times in TNA as they seem to be on their last legs (the most recent time that is), so why not just put the belt on her again so she can bore the fans to sleep one last time.
We see the ending of Kim beating Kong at Bound For Glory.
Clip of the Revolution finally splitting and Shere beating Storm.
We see the end of Ultimate X from Bound For Glory.
Matt Hardy won the World Title at Bound For Glory.
We wrap things up with a five minute highlight reel of the tournament.
Overall Rating: D. Well that happened. This was even more random than last week with the tournament, as in the last quarter of the year, barely being touched on until the end of the show. I get the idea that it’s a Best Of, but they can’t even show a few matches from the tournament? Josh raved about how great Edwards vs. Richards was for a month and it gets three seconds in the highlight package? This was another bizarre set of choices, but to be fair none of that is going to matter after Tuesday when the tournament wraps up.
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KB, I think you’re a bit confused on what the “Best Of” show is all about. It’s not to !recap what happened during the year, they just show random matches matches and segments of the last year. On January 1st, POP TV will be airing show called “This Is Impact!” that will then give a big runthrough of the last year, along with the significant matches that happpened, to get the attention of the new viewers on the channel
KB, I think you’re a bit confused on what the “Best Of” show is all about. It’s not to recap what happened during the year, they just show random matches matches and segments of the last year. On January 1st, POP TV will be airing show called “This Is Impact!” that will then give a big runthrough of the last year, along with the significant matches that happpened, to get the attention of the new viewers on the channel.
Did this or the last show include Rockstar Spud vs Ethan Carter (Hair vs Hair) match? Because that was one of the best things TNA put out this year. Incredible emotion/storytelling throughout that match.
The first one mentioned it but not really in detail.