Impact Wrestling – February 2, 2017: They Managed an Upgrade
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Wrestling
Date: February 2, 2017
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D’Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
We open with a quick explanation of Race for the Case.
Here are the Hardys to open things up with Jeff carrying the #1 briefcase. The Seven Deities have told Matt that the brothers must win as much tag team gold around the world as they can. Therefore, they have granted the Hardys, I kid you not, a teleportation device to send them on their International Expedition of Gold. Now they want the Bucks of Youth, the Day of New and the Family of Wyatts, all of whom must be deleted. Anyway, Jeff knows who he wants to fight.
TNA World Title: Jeff Hardy vs. Lashley
Back with Jeff making his comeback with the usual and getting two off the Twist of Fate and Swanton. Another Swanton gets the same with Lashley putting his foot on the ropes. With the wrestling not working, Jeff sends him into the steps but misses a slingshot Swanton to the floor for an even worse than usual crash. The spear retains the title at 14:03.
Tyrus and Eli Drake are ready to shock the world with their briefcase choice.
Earlier today, Rosemary tried to get Brandi to join Decay. Brandi declined so Rosemary licked her face.
And now, a day in the life of Aron Rex. This involves riding around in a golf cart and Spud putting down a mat in the back.
Sienna vs. Brooke Tessmacher
Brooke starts fast and gets two off a middle rope X-Factor. A chase goes badly though, allowing Sienna to get in a cheap shot to take. Maria adds a few kicks to the back and distracts the referee so Sienna can choke for a bit. Guest commentator Madison Rayne would rather talk about how great Brooke looks so soon after having a child, continuing the tradition of absolutely worthless TNA commentary. The AK-47 is broken up and Brooke gets a bad looking Muta Lock but Maria offers a distraction, allowing the Silencer to put Brooke away at 5:39.
The DCC wants Decay in a falls count anywhere match.
DCC vs. Decay
Grand Championship: Drew Galloway vs. Rob Ryzin
Trevor Lee wants the injured X-Division Champion DJZ in a ladder match.
X-Division Title: DJZ vs. Trevor Lee
Tyrus wants Drake to have some quiet time to prepare.
Robbie E. interrupts Rex and gets a match next week.
Drake wants Ethan Carter III with his extremely bruised hip/rib.
Eli Drake vs. Ethan Carter III
Carter gets taken down to start with Drake hammering in right hands as we take an early break. Back with Drake sending Carter face first into the apron but missing a baseball bat shot. Drake forearms him in the back/hip and says YEAH a lot. One heck of a clothesline puts Carter down but Drake takes a bit too long following up, allowing Carter to grab a jackknife rollup for the pin at 10:47.
Results
Lashley b. Jeff Hardy – Spear
Sienna b. Brooke Tessmacher – Silencer
Drew Galloway b. Rob Ryzin – Futureshock
Trevor Lee b. DJZ – Lee pulled down the title
Ethan Carter III b. Eli Drake – Jackknife rollup
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