Wrestlemania Count-Up – Wrestlemania XXII (2015 Redo): This Doesn’t Happen Very Often
IMG Credit: WWE
Wrestlemania XXII
Date: April 2, 2006
Location: Allstate Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Attendance: 17,159
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tazz, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross
Pre-Show: Battle Royal
Raw: Eugene, Viscera, Goldust, Rob Conway, Lance Cade, Matt Striker, Trevor Murdoch, Tyson Tomko, Snitsky
Smackdown: Funaki, Super Crazy, Simon Dean, Steven Richards, Johnny Nitro, William Regal, Road Warrior, Joey Mercury, Psicosis
Simon tries to make a sales pitch to start and gets superkicked for an elimination. Conway poses while beating on Richards and gets dumped for his efforts. Funaki gets catapulted out and Cade quickly follows him. Richards is stupid enough to pose on the apron and gets knocked out with Striker getting eliminated a few seconds later. Murdoch eliminates Crazy as the ring is quickly clearing out. Psicosis puts out Goldust in a pretty big upset.
Snitsky throws Regal out and MNM plants Eugene with the Snapshot (elevated DDT) for an easy elimination. The final eight (Snitsky, Viscera, Murdoch and Tomko for Raw, Mercury, Nitro, Psicosis and Road Warrior for Smackdown) have the big staredown with Psicosis quickly eliminating Murdoch, only to be put out by Tomko. Viscera tortures MNM as Snitsky and Tomko forget their allegiance by starting a brawl that no one cares about.
MNM avoids a corner splash from Viscera and actually tries the Snapshot, resulting in a severely sore back. Viscera stacks them both up for a splash and the Visagra, which can only be described as rhythmic thrusting on the mat. MNM are thankfully eliminated and Snitsky kicks Tomko out by mistake. Road Warrior stares Viscera down and the fans chant for the LOD. A big splash crushes Road Warrior and the elimination is academic, leaving Viscera to avoid a running boot to eliminate Snitsky for the win at 9:04.
Viscera kisses Lillian post match.
The set is much simpler this year as it looks like the side of a skyscraper and is shaped liked the Chicago skyline, which fits the theme of “Big Time”. The highlight though is a bunch of portraits of various wrestlers around the arena for a unique and cool look.
Raw Tag Team Titles: Big Show/Kane vs. Chris Masters/Carlito
Masters and Carlito argue post match.
Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Finlay vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Ric Flair
Money in the Bank. Matt is serious again, Shelton is Intercontinental Champion again, Finlay is a tough Irish brawler and Lashley is an athletic freak and a powerhouse (originally described as Brock Lesnar times ten). To make it even better, all four commentators are on the match to make sure we never get a second of silence. Everyone goes after Lashley to start as the fans are all behind RVD.
US Title: John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Chris Benoit
Joey Styles, the voice of ECW, takes over for JR.
Edge vs. Mick Foley
Rating: A. This is the kind of violence that they needed to have and the last shots with both guys in shock and rolling around in agony from the fire more than sold the whole thing. Foley is the perfect choice to bring in for something like this as this is the match that really made Edge. Yeah he was a big deal already, but this showed his mean streak for a change, which is one of the big steps up to the main event. This is the only match people remember from this show and it holds up very, very well.
Some fans won a contest to come to Wrestlemania, plus free Snickers.
Booker T./Sharmell vs. Boogeyman
Booker and Sharmell are terrified and we might be in for a comedy match here. This match has been a long time in the making as Booker keeps faking injuries so he can avoid fighting Boogeyman but it finally happens here. Sharmell has to start, only to have Booker get in a cheap shot and tag in a few seconds later.
The Stratusfaction (springboard bulldog) is broken up with a grab between the legs, followed by Mickie licking her hand (edited out of most DVD versions). Trish blasts her in the face with a forearm and tries the Stratusfaction but the knee gives out (this is also edited though it might have been a bad attempt at selling the knee injury instead of a botch), allowing Mickie to kick her in the head for the pin and the title at 8:49. JR gets in a great line with “the nutjob has won the title.”
Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
Henry jumps Undertaker during the nearly three minute entrance and pounds him down using big clubbing blows. Yes I said BIG CLUBBING BLOWS. Undertaker tries running him over but a clothesline puts him right back down. They head outside with both guys going into the steps. Slow progress so far. Back in and Henry breaks up Old School and chokes Undertaker near the open casket.
Rating: D-. This was as going through the motions as you were going to get with neither guy looking like they were trying with any sort of effort. That being said though, if you were scheduled to get Kurt Angle and got Mark Henry instead, how fired up would you be? Bad match here as it was nearly nine minutes of punching and forearms until the ending.
We recap Vince vs. Shawn which I covered earlier. After the grow up line set him off, Vince sent Shane and the Spirit Squad (five male cheerleaders in an odd gimmick choice) after Shawn and even forced him to join his special club. As in the one that involved Vince lower his pants and a kiss from the other person. Figure out the details for yourself.
Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon
Vince flips Shawn off from the stretcher in a perfect touch.
Wrestlemania XXIII is in Detroit.
Smackdown World Title: Rey Mysterio vs. Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton
Vickie and Chavo Guerrero come out to celebrate.
HHH and John Cena are getting ready in the back and JR talks about Cena being defiant like his fans. Fans: “CENA SUCKS!”
Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson
Clips of the Wrestlemania press conference from earlier in the week. HHH called this the easiest match of his life because sooner or later, they all bow down to the king. He won a quick tournament to get the shot.
Raw World Title: HHH vs. John Cena
HHH is challenging and comes out first with a full on Conan the Barbarian look, complete with throne rising through the stage, fur pelt, and of course a bottle of water. Just like Kane in 1998 though, his entrance is trumped almost instantly. We see an old newsreel style video of Chicago in the Great Depression. Gangsters were the only people living the American Dream and a group in Chicago lived harder than anybody. To survive, those people needed three things: Hustle, Loyalty and Respect.
Highlight package ends the show.
Ratings Comparison
Big Show/Kane vs. Carlito/Chris Masters
Original: D+
2013 Redo: C
2015 Redo: D+
Rob Van Dam vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Ric Flair vs. Finlay vs. Matt Hardy vs. Bobby Lashley
Original: B
2013 Redo: B
2015 Redo: B
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Chris Benoit
Original: D+
2013 Redo: C+
2015 Redo: D+
Edge vs. Mick Foley
Original: A
2013 Redo: A
2015 Redo: A
Boogeyman vs. Booker T/Sharmell
Original: F
2013 Redo: F
2015 Redo: F
Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus
Original: B
2013 Redo: B-
2015 Redo: B-
Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
Original: D
2013 Redo: D+
2015 Redo: D-
Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon
Original: C+
2013 Redo: C+
2015 Redo: D
Rey Mysterio vs. Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton
Original: D+
2013 Redo: C-
2015 Redo: C+
Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle
Original: F
2013 Redo: F
2015 Redo: F
HHH vs. John Cena
Original: A-
2013 Redo: B-
2015 Redo: C
Overall Rating
Original: B
2013 Redo: D+
2015 Redo: C-
And the 2013 Redo:
http://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2013/03/31/wrestlemania-count-up-wrestlemania-xxii-hhh-does-it-again/
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