Smackdown – July 24, 2018: Can We Focus Please?
IMG Credit: WWE
Smackdown
Date: July 24, 2018
Location: Ford Center, Evansville, Indiana
Commentators: Corey Graves, Byron Saxton, Tom Phillips
It’s a big night around here as we have the announcement of who will be challenging Smackdown World Champion AJ Styles at Summerslam. There’s one name out there that would seem to be the most likely option but you never can tell around here. We’ll have more Summerslam build to get to around here as well so let’s get to it.
Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.
Miz, Maryse and their daughter arrive in a limo.
Here’s Randy Orton to open things up. After a clip of his return at Extreme Rules and attack on Jeff Hardy, Orton goes over some fan theories of why he did what he did. He did it because of the fans, because he’s been here for sixteen years. Who is around that was here when he got here? No one. Uh, not really Randy. No seriously that’s a really stupid line as you have Cena, Lesnar, Hardy, Hardy, Benjamin, Angle, HHH, Stephanie, Vince, Shane and probably some more than I’m forgetting.
Anyway Orton is tired of all these people sitting at the table he created. Orton isn’t changing his merchandise every month to steal money from the fans or stealing hand gestures (the Too Sweet sign) because he didn’t need to pay his dues in front of hundreds of people. He doesn’t take months off at a time, show up for Wrestlemania season, and then leave again. He learned from the best because he deserved the best and now he knows who the real legends killers are.
The people are the real legend killers and now he’s the real legend. He’s going to destroy everyone that the fans put on a pedestal, starting with Hardy. When Orton is done with him, Hardy is gone for good. Orton doesn’t care about Hardy’s career because it’s all about writing the final chapter. You can call him the Viper, the Apex Predator, but all that matters is RKO. Good promo, one really dumb line aside.
Long look at last night’s announcement, which I’m sure won’t be the only time tonight.
Andrade Cien Almas vs. Rusev
Well this is certainly interesting, if nothing else for the managers. The guys got in an argument in the back earlier over wanting to be AJ’s opponent at Summerslam, which makes for a rather interesting match. I do like the fact that Lana is still billed as the Ravishing Russian but has completely dropped the accent outside of when she says Rusev’s name.
Rusev goes with the power to start but Almas catches himself in the ropes for the pose with Vega. Back in and a clothesline drops Almas again, meaning it’s time for Lana to pose with Rusev as we go to a break. We come back with Rusev making a comeback off a spinning kick to the face, much to Lana’s delight. A knee to the ribs sets up the Machka Kick for two and Almas’ shot to the head has almost no effect.
Almas fakes a kick to the head and scores with an elbow but Rusev kicks him in the face to block the running knees in the corner. The jumping superkick gets a heck of a RUSEV DAY chant and it’s time for the women to brawl, which really pleases the fans. Cue Aiden English to pull Lana off but Vega jumps on his back, sending him into Lana. That’s not cool with Rusev and the distraction lets Almas score with the Hammerlock DDT for the pin at 9:04.
Rating: C+. I’m very happy that Almas is getting such a big push right off the bat and the fact that it seems Rusev has turned face is a great thing. The fans are going to cheer for him and have wanted to cheer for Lana for the better part of ever so it’s not like the pairing is hard to pull off. That being said, as usual, the idea of having someone lose right around the time of their big turn isn’t the most logical booking in the world.
R-Truth isn’t happy with having to fight Samoa Joe in his first match since Wrestlemania. He asks Tye Dillinger if he remembers what Joe did to him last week but then realizes that Tye was out cold. Tye says Truth doesn’t need a pillow because he’s not going to sleep.
Post break Lana and English are arguing but Rusev cuts them both off, saying maybe neither of them are good for Rusev Day.
R-Truth vs. Samoa Joe
Joe starts fast but gets caught with a kick to the face and the spinning forearm. A headbutt and the corner Rock Bottom set up the Koquina Clutch to make Truth tap at 58 seconds.
Asuka is very excited for Evolution but tonight, Billie Kay isn’t ready for her.
Asuka vs. Billie Kay
Billie and Peyton think Evolution is iconic and they’re both better than Asuka. Asuka starts in on the arm but gets shoved down. For some reason Billie tells Asuka that she’s a loser and there’s a running dropkick. A German suplex doesn’t work so Asuka kicks her in the head for the pin at 1:47. Well at least she didn’t lose again.
Shinsuke Nakamura laughs at Jeff Hardy for losing last week.
Miz and Maryse are having their pictures taken with their daughter but have to go to another appearance.
Here’s Paige to moderate the Styles contract signing. First though, let’s talk about Evolution being all awesome. At least they keep it short. Here’s AJ, who really seems to enjoy the cheers. After he gets to talk about Evolution as well, AJ talks about how important Summerslam has been to him. It’s no different than Wrestlemania but we’ll turn the heat up a bit more.
AJ signs the contract and says he just needs an opponent. Paige asks for a drum roll and here’s….James Ellsworth. He brags about beating AJ three times before but Paige tells him to stop it because he’s a joke. James thinks Paige is a joke because of how she talks and looks so Paige fires him. Well thank goodness for that. Paige leaves with security and we follow them to the back where Ellsworth is thrown out. During the melee, Samoa Joe comes in and chokes AJ out. Joe signs and the match is on. That was the only logical choice for the opponent.
Post match Paige yells at Joe, who says that was killer instinct and phenomenal. Joe leaves and Carmella comes in, saying she’s holding the title until Evolution no matter what. Paige doesn’t seem pleased.
Carmella vs. Becky Lynch
Non-title but Becky gets a Summerslam title shot if she wins. Becky goes straight for the arm to start but Carmella hits her in the face. A trip to the floor goes badly for Becky and we take an early break. Back with Becky starting her comeback, meaning it’s time for clotheslines. There’s the Bexploder but Becky misses the top rope legdrop. Carmella kicks her in the face for two and frustration is setting in. Not that it matters as the Disarm-Her sends Becky to Summerslam at 7:10.
Rating: D+. I really could go for eliminating the “here’s a match to set up the same match” booking trope. Becky getting the title shot makes sense and I could certainly go for her winning the title, but they need to have a slightly better match next time. Then again, that’s not likely with Carmella in there.
The Bludgeon Brothers don’t care who they face.
Tag Team #1 Contenders Tournament First Round: New Day vs. Sanity
The Usos are on commentary. Woods and Wolfe start things off with a spinning forearm giving Woods two. A German suplex drops Woods though and it’s off to Dain for the backsplash. Back from a break with Woods hitting a missile dropkick as the Usos do over the top nerdy announcer voices. Big E. comes in with a bunch of suplexes but an Eric Young distraction cuts him off. Wolfe comes back in but gets knocked down, setting up the Midnight Hour for the pin at 7:34.
Rating: C-. The commercial hurt this a lot but so did the fact that it’s another tournament. I’m not sure why I’d want to see yet another one this year but it’s not the most thrilling thing in the world. It would be nice to have a personal issue with the Brothers and their challengers, though that’s not how things work around here.
Post match the Bar comes out to say they’ll win.
Miz doesn’t trust Sin Cara as a babysitter so he’ll take his daughter to the ring for the big moment.
Here are Miz, Maryse and their daughter to wrap things up. Miz says we’re here to talk about the future instead of relics like Daniel Bryan. He introduces Maryse, who claims that the evolution started with her. Miz introduces his daughter, who has accomplished more in her life than Daniel Bryan (Graves made the same joke about Saxton). The fans chant for Monroe but the mere mention of Bryan has put her to sleep.
We get a clip of the show, which is a highlight of bad moments in Miz’s life and career. Bryan pops up on screen to apologize to Miz but then realizes he should do this to Miz’s face. Here’s Bryan in the arena to beat up Miz’s security but Miz throws the baby to him, revealing it to be a doll. That means a Skull Crushing Finale and a rant from Miz about how the baby earlier was an actor. Like he’d bring his real daughter to a city like this and if you want to see Monroe Sky, watch the show.
Overall Rating: D+. I know it’s not likely to continue after this week but it’s getting a little annoying having Summerslam pushed off to the side for the sake of Evolution. Unless I’m missing something big, there was really no need to announce the show three months in advance. Even if you waited until after Summerslam, you still have two months to build it up, which is about as much as Wrestlemania. The show was pretty good with some predictable but well done results. Now that some of the matches are set we can get into more of a rhythm, but we need some more focus on what is there.
Results
Andrade Cien Almas b. Rusev – Hammerlock DDT
Samoa Joe b. R-Truth – Koquina Clutch
Asuka b. Billie Kay – Kick to the head
Becky Lynch b. Carmella – Disarm-Her
New Day b. Sanity – Midnight Hour to Wolfe
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1. I don’t expect a word by word analysis. I agree that’d be ridiculous. As an example though let’s take this weeks Raw. The punchline of the B-Team’s promo was Bo calling Axel the brother he never had. It’s funny but you didn’t mention it. I’m more referring to stuff like that. I just think even if you don’t think it’s funny it’d be worth mentioning for those who may read your reviews and miss the actual show.
2. I’ll give you an example of the repetitive thing the next time I catch it. It’s kind of hard to explain it without one
3. I agree it’s not easy to make a guy sitting in a submission sound exciting with words. But again, I feel there’s gotta be a way for you to capture how exciting it actually is.
1. Well see there’s a very good, analytical reason I didn’t mention the brother part. I listened to the promo, I watched them talk, I considered their body language….and that went right over my head.
2. Oh it’s there. That’s me being lazy.
3. There probably is. I’ll see what I can do about that.
Orton’s line is not stupid. Your alleged counterexamples:
– Cena – has disappeared and isn’t expected back soon
– Lesnar – took a ten year hiatus, barely there even now
– Hardy, Hardy, Benjamin – all went away for years
– Angle, HHH, Stephanie, Vince, Shane – not wrestlers
Orton is the only current wrestler who’s been full time with WWE right through from 2002 when he debuted. Orton is right!
Angle, HHH, Stephanie and Shane not wrestlers yet they all wrestled at Mania.
Sounds like a wrestler to me.
Jeff, Matt and Shelton are however there. So Orton’s comment of no one being left is incorrect.
Orton didn’t say wrestled. His exact words were “who’s still around”. Those people are all in fact still around.
I expect a detailed analysis on the Sasha/Bayley kiss when it happens otherwise I’ll start whining about things being half-assed.
Who cares about the grades when we’ve got a lesbian angle on the horizon?!
I agree with Pracker. A D+ because you didnt care for Evolution being built this early. But you have been half assing reviews for a while now so I’m not surprised
How exactly has that been the case?
Lol
I’ve been saying this for a looooong time.
Again: how has that been the case?
I don’t enjoy criticizing you because I’m not in your shoes and I’m sure doing the reviews live is mich more difficult than it appears. However there are some things I feel could be finely tuned with a little more attention to detail:
-you gloss over promos like they’re nothing and often times I read your reviews before watching the show (when I fall behind on my DVR) and I’ll watch a promo and think man that’s nothing like KB described it
-you’ve become way too repetitive, often using the same words twice in one sentence. I might be nit-picking but I find it lazy.
-your review of the last two minutes of a big/good match are very mundane. You’ll write ‘the acolade doesn’t work, not that it matters as the spear ends him’ and again it’s nothing like the last two minutes actually were.
Just a few examples of things I’ve noticed as someone who’s been reading your stuff since like 2010.
Two things first.
1. Thanks for being here that long. I’ve been doing this nearly ten years now and someone following me that long never stops blowing my mind.
2. I have no issues with criticisms, at least when they’re not just calling me an idiot/loser/whatever else they are. I’m going to get into funks at times and more often than not, I’m not going to notice it. I have however noticed this one though and yeah, it certainly exists.
Now on to everything else.
1. I’ve always done promos like that and some of it is by design. Unless it’s something great or really important, I don’t like the idea of writing out promos word by word as I don’t think it has nearly the impact of what is said. That’s why I usually shrink it down to “Cena says he’ll win” because otherwise, the reviews are like the older ones that took ten pages for a two hour show, which is overdoing it.
2. There’s two sides to this. On the using the same words twice in one sentence, absolutely true and that’s not a good thing. I try to catch those when I go over the shows before I post them but they do slip through. That’s not an excuse as they shouldn’t happen in the first place. As for being repetitive, the problem comes down to one simple thing: there’s only so many ways to describe a lot of the same stuff over and over again. I certainly could (and should) expand on it somewhat, but there’s a finite amount of ways to talk about a match that is very similar (if not a rematch) of something that’s been done recently.
3. Fair enough, though in that example, how many ways can I say the Accolade doesn’t work? Saying something like “Reigns is in the hold. He’s reaching for the ropes. Still reaching. Not quite there yet. Oh he’s there.” isn’t exactly thrilling stuff.
A lot of the way I do things is designed to be more of a Reader’s Digest version of what happens rather than an exact play by play. I don’t see the point in listing off every move (you have to sometimes and I’ve been doing it far more than I like lately) because if a match is that good, people will want to see it for themselves.
All that being said, you’re absolutely right that I’ve gotten into a bit of a funk lately, partially because I’ve been taking on too many things at once and it’s burned me out a bit on the weekly TV. I’ve dropped/finished a few of them though and that should help a bit. I know I can get a bit defensive about this stuff, but criticisms like this are actually really helpful. Thank you for pointing them out and as always, I’ll be trying to get better.
You’re completely half-assing your reviews these days. A D+? Really? You found this show worse than last night’s abomination? This was the best SD episode in ages.
Three things.
1. That’s not hall a**ing. That’s disagreeing with a review.
2. Not all shows are the same, nor are they rated the same.
3. Last week’s show was better, among other recent ones.
I am pretty sure he said Smackdown was pretty good. Reading comprehension is fun sometimes.
I am pretty pumped for AJ/Joe at Summerslam.