World Of Sport – August 11, 2018: Say That For The First Time
World of Sport
Date: August 11, 2018
Location: Epic Studios, Norwich, England
Commentators: Alex Shane, So Cal Val, Stu Bennett
I don’t know what to expect here but I’d assume a bunch of wrestlers will be added without allowing us to get to know anything about them. We’re still going along with the Tag Team Title tournament and there’s a new Women’s Champion, but it hasn’t been the best presentation in the world so far. Let’s get to it.
Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.
We open with a recap of Kay Lee Ray becoming the new Women’s Champion and last week’s ladder match. This week, Gabriel Kidd gets to cash in his big opportunity….by facing the monster Crater.
Earlier today, Grado went into Bennett’s office to yell about getting a rematch for the title. Bennett says no but he’ll let Grado have a match against someone else. Just be serious.
Grado vs. Sha Samuels
Grado comes to the ring in a suit to show how serious he can be. Samuels isn’t impressed but Grado has been training so hard that he’s been walking OTHER PEOPLE’S DOGS. Grado says ring the bell but gets knocked down in a hurry, meaning it’s off to a chinlock less than a minute in.
Back up and Grado is sent to the floor and then into the barricade as it’s one sided in the first two minutes. A slam on the ramp gets Grado out of trouble and there goes the jacket. Some clotheslines set up the left jabs (with a camera cut on each one) and there’s a Cannonball in the corner to keep Samuels in trouble. Samuels gets back up and dives into a cutter for the pin at 4:50.
Rating: D. I know why they’re doing it but egads it’s rough watching Grado as the face of the promotion. He’s still just a comedy guy and while I chuckled at the walking other people’s dogs line, I’m guessing this is going to be the big story throughout the season. The wrestling was nothing of course and that’s all you can expect from a Grado match.
Martin Kirby vs. Joe Hendry
Fallout from two weeks ago when Kirby walked out on Hendry. Joe wristlocks him down to start and goes for the arm again, sending Kirby bailing to the floor. Back in and Kirby leg lariats him down, followed by a running shoulder to the ribs in the corner. Hendry rolls him up for some near falls but walks into a spinebuster, allowing Kirby to take WAY too long walking across the middle rope for a missed elbow. Hendry’s fall away slam gets two and he slams Kirby off the top for two more. Kirby is back up with a Fameasser and an enziguri, only to get his ankle locked. A rope is grabbed and Kirby rolls him up for the pin at 6:47.
Rating: D+. This show has really not been kind to Hendry, who should be the kind of guy this show is built around. I still know nothing about Kirby, which goes back to the main problem of this show. At the moment I know his name, the color trunks he wears, and that he’s a sore loses who cheats. I need a little more than that.
Tag Team Title Tournament First Round: BT Gunn/Stevie Boy vs. Brad Slayer/CJ Banks
Gunn and Stevie at least have matching gear and face paint. Gunn runs Banks over and grabs an armbar as we keep cutting to the crowd. A middle rope dropkick puts Banks down and it’s Boy coming in to speed things up. The good guys take turns on Banks with Gunn suplexing Boy onto him for two. Slayer low bridges Boy to the floor to take over and Banks gets two of his own off a snap suplex. A chinlock doesn’t go anywhere and the hot tag brings in Gunn. Everything breaks down and a Doomsday Device with a jumping elbow finishes Slayer at 6:17.
Rating: D+. It’s nice to see a team you can identify pretty easily (Gunn and Boy are a perfectly fine fast paced face team and the kind of thing you need when you already have four heels in the semifinals) and a very formula based tag match. That being said, it still wasn’t very good and that’s where the problem on this show comes from: including the pilot, one match has broken nine minutes. I understand that you only have an hour a week, but having one match get some actual time would be nice.
Gabriel Kidd vs. Crater
This is Kidd’s big reward from last week. Crater weighs over 500lbs and shoves Kidd down with….I think you get the idea here. Kidd uppercuts away and eats a clothesline, followed by some big tosses across the ring. The bearhug goes on but Kidd keeps his arm up at two drops. Crater splashes him in the corner and a chokeslam sets up the big splash for the pin at 4:48. Total squash.
Rating: D. So Kidd was a face? The things you learn around here. If that was made clear last week, they didn’t do the best job in the world of explaining it. I’m also going to need an explanation of why we needed to have a ladder match for the right to be squashed by a novelty act. Just more characters with little definition who seem around to fill time.
Kidd does a stretcher job.
World of Sport Title: Justin Sysum vs. Rampage
Rampage is defending and hammers him down to start until Sysum hits a spinning middle rope crossbody. A nice dropkick gets two on the champ but he runs Sysum over without much trouble. Sysum grabs a backbreaker but Rampage’s goons break up the 450. Things slow down with Rampage hitting a belly to back suplex and slapping on a bearhug. A clothesline gets two but Sysum catapults him into the corner for a breather. Sysum’s Stinger Splash into a t-bone suplex gets two and a Cactus Clothesline takes them to the floor. Rampage gets back in and Banks grabs Sysum’s leg for the countout at 7:13.
Rating: C-. They were starting to get somewhere here and some of that is due to Sysum being one of the more talented guys on the roster. Rampage continues to be a guy who has cronies, which isn’t exactly what I’m looking for in a top heel. I get what they’re going for with him and it works fine in a ten week show, but it’s not exactly thrilling stuff.
Overall Rating: D+. This show really needs a chance to breathe. Leaving out commercials, the show runs about 45 minutes. They squeezed five matches into that time frame and it’s too much. Cue out a match a week (Crater’s would have been the best option) and let someone talk. We need to know a little something about these people and you could accomplish that n some fifteen second promos.
Who am I supposed to cheer for on this show other than Grado? I get that a lot of the show is supposed to be a flashback to the old World of Sport days, but things have changed a bit since the original show was canceled. If nothing else have some vignettes while they’re on the way to the ring. Just give us something and the show would be that much better to watch. I know it’s not the standard wrestling show, but it’s ok to have some standard wrestling ideas.
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