Wrestlemania Count-Up – Wrestlemania XX (2017): I Really Kind Of Love This Show
IMG Credit: WWE
Wrestlemania XX
Date: March 14, 2004
Location: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York
Attendance: 18,500
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tazz, Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
The Harlem Boys Choir sings America the Beautiful.
US Title: John Cena vs. Big Show
Cena gets a big celebration for his first title.
Raw Tag Team Titles: La Resistance vs. Garrison Cade/Mark Jindrak vs. Dudley Boyz vs. Booker T./Rob Van Dam
Booker and Van Dam are defending and this is one fall to a finish. And yes, they really thought calling someone Garrison Cade (just a generic guy who got better later on) was going to get him over. Jindrak is an athletic freak who became a bigger deal in Mexico and La Resistance are Rob Conway and Rene Dupree. Unfortunately this match means we have to hear the AWFUL Booker T./Rob Van Dam remixed theme. Seriously.
Chris Jericho vs. Christian
Jericho starts fast and gets rather aggressive on the mat. A belly to back suplex drops Christian as Lawler is cheering for the evil Canadian. Christian gets backdropped to the floor in a big crash and you know the New York crowd is going to be behind Jericho here. Back in and the threat of the Walls send Christian into the ropes.
Tim White tells them that they have “six minutes fellows” so Jericho gets two off a northern lights suplex. The Lionsault hits knees though and Christian gets two off his reverse tornado DDT. Christian starts in on the knee and slaps on a Texas Cloverleaf to mix it up a bit.
Post match Trish slaps Jericho on purpose so Christian can lay him out. Trish and Christian leave together and kiss on the stage, giving us the eternally awesome evil Trish, who worked in a variety of ways.
Evolution vs. The Rock/Mick Foley
Mick is in as well though and things speed up (not normally something you associate with Foley) until Batista drives him into the corner (which you do associate with Batista). A huge clothesline runs Foley over though and Orton whips him HARD into the steps. Back in and Orton grabs a camel clutch for a bit before the rest of the team gets in their shots. Foley does get a quickly broken up Claw on Batista for a hope spot, which is a great way to keep the crowd into things.
Rating: B+. I had a great time with this as it was an exceptional performance, albeit not exactly a great match. This was all about everyone looking great with Rock and Flair clearly having the time of their lives out there. Foley vs. Orton was the real story here and things would get even better the next month when they were on their own. This was a big part of making Orton though, which is where Foley shined like few others over the years. Great stuff here and a fine example of what happens when you have some amazing performers wanting to do their best.
Foley gets up and looks dejected but Rock applauds him.
Gene Okerlund presents the Hall of Fame Class of 2004:
Tito Santana (one of my all time favorites)
Big John Studd (represented by his son)
Harley Race (that man deserves his own Hall of fame)
Pete Rose (booed but said to be incredibly grateful for the honor)
Don Muraco (underrated)
Greg Valentine (big pop and looks the same as he did in 1983)
Junkyard Dog (represented by his daughter)
Billy Graham (probably the most copied wrestler of his era)
Sgt. Slaughter (the definition of a wrestling character)
Jesse Ventura (BIG pop and well deserved)
Sable/Torrie Wilson vs. Stacy Keibler/Miss Jackie
Playboy Evening Gown match (and Smackdown vs. Raw) after Sable and Torrie posed together. They want to have the match in lingerie but Jackie says no so this actually has to take place. Jackie is stripped anyway so all four are in their underwear. I think you know how this is going to go and they hit all of the comedy spots that you would expect. That includes high crossbodies, Stacy doing the leg choke in the corner, sunset flips and the referee getting crushed. Oh and genital jokes from Cole and Tazz. Torrie rolls Jackie up for the pin at 2:32. This was exactly what four non-wrestlers in lingerie was going to be.
Video on international fans coming in for Wrestlemania.
Cruiserweight Title: Cruiserweight Open
Chavo Guerrero Jr. is defending and this is basically Tag Team Turmoil but with one person at a time. Guerrero is automatically tenth due to being champion and the rest are all randomly chosen. In an interesting move, all ten come out first with Ultimo Dragon tripping on the way in for a funny moment.
Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar
The fans think this match sucks as Lesnar FINALLY grabs a headlock five minutes in. They collide off a shoulder and stare each other down AGAIN, earning a “WE WANT FLAIR” chant. A double shoulder puts both guys down again and the fans are still livid. Goldberg finally grabs him by the throat into a gorilla press into a spinebuster, drawing an actual pop from the crowd.
The spear misses though and Goldberg crashes out to the floor so the fans think he sucks. Back in and Lesnar gets two off a suplex before grabbing a standing choke to keep things slow. Something happens in the crowd and they start chanting for Hogan (probably a look-a-like). Brock gets in another suplex and puts on another choke as the fans have just given up on even trying.
Another double collision puts both guys down again as this is somehow eleven minutes already. Goldberg makes his comeback with clotheslines and a neckbreaker followed by the spear for two. The F5 gets the same and Lesnar stops to jaw with Austin, setting up the spear and Jackhammer to end Brock at 13:43.
It got watchable near the end but they had already given up and taken the crowd completely out of it by that point. I was embarrassed here and that should never happen. Austin was completely innocent here by the way and was stuck in a hard place. Oh and one more thing: WWE IS GOING TO LET THEM DO IT AGAIN THIRTEEN YEARS LATER! FOR THE TITLE!
Fireworks go off outside.
The champs dance post match.
Edge is coming back after over a year on the shelf.
The haircut is STILL going after that package and Molly really is bald.
Smackdown World Title: Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero
Undertaker vs. Kane
Raw World Title: HHH vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit
In the real moment of the show, Eddie Guerrero comes out to celebrate with Benoit in the big emotional ending as the confetti falls. This is really, really hard to watch now and makes the show that much more emotional.
A four minute highlight package takes us out.
This is the kind of show that was DYING for a pre-show to burn off two or three of the matches that no one cared about (Tag Team Title matches and the Cruiserweight Open would be great candidates) and let the rest of the show not feel so long. The show itself needed to be about three to three and a half hours long max instead of the four hours and thirty one minutes it clocks in at instead.
Ratings Comparison
John Cena vs. Big Show
Original: C-
2013 Redo: C
2017 Redo: D
Booker T./Rob Van Dam vs. La Resistance vs. Garrison Cade/Mark Jidrak vs. Dudley Boyz
Original: D
2013 Redo: D
2017 Redo: D
Christian vs. Chris Jericho
Original: B
2013 Redo: B
2017 Redo: B-
Evolution vs. The Rock/Mick Foley
Original: A
2013 Redo: B
2017 Redo: B+
Torrie Wilson/Sable vs. Miss Jackie/Stacy Keibler
Original: F
2013 Redo: N/A
2017 Redo: N/A
Cruiserweight Open
Original: D+
2013 Redo: D
2017 Redo: D
Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg
Original: F
2013 Redo: E
2017 Redo: S (for SEQUEL)
Original: D
2013 Redo: D
2017 Redo: D-
Molly Holly vs. Victoria
Original: D+
2013 Redo: D+
2017 Redo: C-
Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle
Original: A
2013 Redo: A
2017 Redo: A
Kane vs. Undertaker
Original: D
2013 Redo: D+
2017 Redo: D
Shawn Michaels vs. HHH vs. Chris Benoit
Original: A+
2013 Redo: A+
2017 Redo: A+
Overall Rating
Original: B
2013 Redo: B
2017 Redo: B
Oh I think we have the definitive rating here.
And the 2013 Redo:
http://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2013/03/29/wrestlemania-count-up-wrestlemania-xx-nearly-a-masterpiece/
http://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2017/01/27/kbs-reviews-now-available-in-paperback/
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