Monday Night Raw – January 30, 1995: When Does Nitro Start?
IMG Credit: WWE
Monday Night Raw
Date: January 30, 1995
Location: Manatee Civic Center, Palmetto, Florida
Attendance: 2,500
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Shawn Michaels
We’re still dealing with the fallout from the Royal Rumble and that means we’re probably going to be hearing a lot about Lawrence Taylor tonight. After the disaster that was the build towards the Rumble, that sounds like quite the improvement. It’s not like there is anything else going on at the moment as we don’t get to the real Wrestlemania build for a few weeks. Let’s get to it.
Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.
We open with a quick recap of Bam Bam Bigelow (named Scott here in a rare moment) attacking Taylor at the Rumble. Bigelow has been suspended for thirty days but has to apologize tonight after last week’s apology didn’t air due to technical difficulties.
Opening sequence.
King Kong Bundy vs. Mabel
Over The Top Rope Challenge and you can see the fans going up the steps during the entrances. After Ted DiBiase explains the rules, Bundy starts hammering away with the forearms to the back. Thankfully Mabel is smart enough to start going straight for the toss over the top but can’t get anything to work. Bundy can’t do it either so we hit the WHOMP THERE IT IS chants. The big elbow misses Bundy though….and the rest of the Corporation comes in to finally dump Mabel and give Bundy the win.
Rating: F. Yeah….this is a thing that happened and I’m not sure what else there is to say about it. They really felt the need to do something like this eight days after the original Rumble? And between these two? I get the idea but people….it’s Wrestlemania season at the moment. Come on now.
We get Bigelow’s apology as he talks about having a rough night with Vince saying that the fans can boo as much as they can, which is what Lawrence was doing. Bigelow talks about how disrespectful Lawrence was and there will not be an apology. He’s so incensed that he wants a match with Taylor.
Shawn and Vince, in his brown jacket, compare it to a football game.
Hakushi vs. Ricky Santana
Hakushi wastes no time in hitting an enziguri as Shawn talks about his own catlike agility. The slow pounding begins with a bunch of chops to the back and headbutts to the, uh, head. Santana’s comeback is cut off in a hurry and it’s time for more chops. The chop off goes to Hakushi and he nails a heck of a dropkick. A top rope shoulder takes Santana down and the cartwheel moonsault is good for the pin.
Rating: D. This was another old school squash that only did a little bit for Hakushi, but that is the case for so many of these things. They’re great to drive up house shows, but when you have a weekly show on in prime time, there is only so much benefit to have. Hakushi was WAY ahead of his time though and this showcased that status very well.
Stills from the Rumble.
Aldo Montoya vs. David Sierra
Shawn talks about Aldo having a jockstrap for a mask as Aldo hits a dive to the floor. Back in and Aldo chops away but Sierra hits some right hands to take over. He takes way too long going up top though and Aldo slams him down, setting up a middle rope spinning bulldog for the pin. This was nothing.
Ken Norton Jr. of the San Francisco 49ers is going to Wrestlemania.
It’s time for the King’s Court with special guest Bob Backlund. Lawler lets us know about Backlund’s latest idea: the crossface chickenwing isn’t being broken until someone says I QUIT MR. BOB BACKLUND. Bob repeats the statement in a voice that sounds like he’s in a library. This goes for ANYONE, though Lawler thinks he’s exempt.
That’s not cool with Bob, who slips up and says that even he isn’t safe from the hold. Shawn: “If anybody could figure out how to put a hold on himself, it’s Bob Backlund.” Bob grabs it on Lawler, who quits in a hurry. That sends Bob up the aisle as Lawler says he meant he was quitting the interview if Backlund didn’t behave himself….and there goes the jacket. Lawler says Bret Hart is here and runs as Backlund poses in the ring. Turning this Backlund face would not work.
BUY THE RUMBLE ENCORE! Even though we’ve already told you everything that happened!
Tag Team Titles: Smoking Gunns vs. Bob Holly/1-2-3 Kid
Holly and the Kid are challenging after losing the titles last week. Billy and the Kid (make your own jokes) start things off with the Kid taking him down without too much trouble. A headlock takeover is countered into a headscissors and it’s an early standoff. Bart comes in and gets kicked in the ribs so Holly can come in to drop a knee to the face.
It’s already back to Billy vs. the Kid with an elbow to the face giving Billy two. Back from a break with Holly hitting a heck of a clothesline for one with Billy making a fast save. Shawn doesn’t like the idea of the champs defending again so soon as Holly gets beaten up even more. Holly can’t fight out of the corner as Billy pounds him down again, allowing Bart to slam Kid down.
Bart looks at him, thinks about it for a second, and then covers him for two. The chinlock goes on for a bit until Holly fights up and makes the hot tag off to the Kid. You wouldn’t know it based on the fans, but the Kid does come in. Kid goes up top and misses a flip dive to a standing Billy….and starts convulsing. His eyes are rolling back into his head and the referee stops the match.
Rating: C-. It could have been worse but the injury ending (Kid was working the next day so it wasn’t quite legit) was kind of a confusing one. I guess they didn’t want the underdogs losing two weeks in a row, which is fine, but it’s not exactly something that builds up the most interest.
Post break the Kid is still down but post another break, we’re told he left under his own power.
Kama Mustafa vs. Jumbo Barretta
I wonder if he’s related to Trent. Jumbo slugs away to start but gets kicked down in the corner. Kama slams the big guy down and pulls at his mouth before going back to the kicks. This squash is just dying and yet Kama would one day be in the Hall of Fame. Wrestling is funny that way. A neck crank into a belly to belly into something like an STF finishes Jumbo.
Rating: F. This match was designed to make me care about Kama and it failed miserably. Kama came off as boring, uninteresting and little more than a slow moving guy who kicks a lot. When you watch Hakushi fly all over the place with a rapid series of kicks, watching someone do it at quarter speed isn’t going to work.
We’re so out of time that Vince can’t even finish the Rumble encore plug.
Overall Rating: F. It’s rare for two matches on a show to get an F but this show managed to pull it off. The wrestling was mostly terrible with the Tag Team Title match just being watchable at best. There’s a reason the company is dying this badly and it’s getting harder and harder to watch.
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