Dark – January 7, 2020: Shorter Than Marko Stunt

IMG Credit: AEW

Dark
Date: January 7, 2020
Location: Daily’s Place, Jacksonville, Florida
Commentators: Excalibur, Chuck Taylor
Hosts: Dasha Gonzalez, Tony Schiavone

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

We open with a recap of Chris Jericho and the Inner Circle offering Jon Moxley a car and a spot on the team.

Opening sequence.

The hosts preview the card and talk about the Inner Circle offer.

Awesome Kong vs. Skyler Moore

Moore is making her debut and looks a lot like Renee Young in the face. Kong chops her down and hits a running splash in the corner to start fast. She stands on Moore’s hair and hits the spinning backfist to set up a Wasteland. Moore tries a rollup for some reason so Kong sits on her chest, setting up the Implant Buster for the pin at 3:02.

Rating: D. That’s about what you should have expected as Kong continues to be the monster around here. Having Brandi hiding behind her as the muscle would be fine but the whole Nightmare Collective cult deal with the hair drags it down. Kong is still impressive with the destruction though and that’s what they showed off well here.

Post match the still unnamed Nightmare Collective member drops a leg on Moore.

Christopher Daniels says that yes he did botch a few weeks ago but he’s still the Fallen Angel and will prove it tonight.

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Kip Sabian/Hybrid 2 vs. SCU

Kazarian and Sabian start things off with Kazarian grabbing a headlock takeover. Penelope Ford offers a distraction though and Sabian hammers away, only to have everything break down in a hurry. It’s Sabian getting caught in the corner for some triple teaming, including a slingshot dropkick. Angelico comes in so Sky works on his arm and joins Kazarian for a double elbow to the face.

A legdrop gives Kazarian two and it’s a flipping neckbreaker to give Daniels the same. Daniels pauses before going after Angelico again though and gets kicked into the corner so the villains can take over for the first time. A running kick to Daniels’ face gets two and a running knee is good for the same. There’s a dropkick to the floor and Ford adds a hurricanrana from the apron.

A hanging swinging neckbreaker gives Sabian two and it’s off to Evans for a kick to the face. Daniels snaps off a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker though and that’s enough for the hot tag to Kazarian. House is cleaned but Evans hits a rolling kick to the back of the head. A Phoenix splash hits Kazarian’s knees though and it’s time for the parade of finishers. SCULater finishes Evans at 11:34.

Rating: C. Totally watchable six man here as SCU continues to be worth checking out, even with Daniels’ issues going forward. This was fine for a Dark main event but not much more, even though Sabian would seem to fit in well with the Hybrid 2. They did what worked here and got out in a hurry so everything went well.

Overall Rating: C-. This was certainly to the point at less than thirty three minutes long. There was another tag match taped with Billy Gunn and his son Austin in action but I believe Austin is signed to Ring of Honor, meaning there would be a broadcasting issue. That’s all well and good either way, as this show doesn’t need to be much more than this. It’s perfectly fine and they didn’t waste time, which is a major upgrade.

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