Ring Of Honor TV – May 20, 2020 (Best Of Dalton Castle): Peacock Pizza Power
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Ring of Honor
Date: May 20, 2020
The Best Of’s continue with Dalton Castle, who has had one of the more interesting careers in Ring of Honor. Castle is someone who should be little more than a comedy guy but has wound up becoming World Champion and a top star. You can’t deny his charisma and he could be worth another look. Let’s get to it.
Opening sequence.
Video on Castle.
Castle talks about how strange things have been in quarantine but he has been trying to see what kinds of exercises he can do, plus annoying his cats. He remembers winning the World Title at Final Battle 2017 and we see a few minutes of the match.
And now, Castle makes pizza! Seriously he just makes a pizza.
Castle talks about winning the title and then having a bull’s eye put on his back. That included a huge match at Supercard of Honor XII in New Orleans, where he came in with a broken back and then broke his finger early on.
Ring of Honor World Title: Marty Scurll vs. Dalton Castle
Castle is defending and has more Boys than usual. With NWA World Champion Nick Aldis in the crowd, Castle drives Marty into the corner to start. Marty’s right hand in the corner earns him a chest thrust and Scurll is already looking confused by Castle. An exchange of wristlocks gives us another standoff, which isn’t a good sign given that we’re already to nearly four hours with this show and the crowd is obviously tired.
Scurll flips him off so Marty reaches into his (own) trunks to pull out a middle finger. You don’t offer Marty your finger but Dalton punches his way to freedom before the finger is broken. Instead Marty grabs the golden umbrella but puts it in the corner, allowing Marty to grab a single leg. The chops it out from their backs before going to a standard punch out. Castle goes with the wrestling in the form of some gutwrench suplexes but Marty avoids a charge to send the champ into the post.
As the Boys FAN UP, Marty keeps Castle in trouble with some chops. It’s time to start stomping on the arm as this is definitely going long, no matter what makes sense on this show. Marty snaps the arm back ala Pentagon in Lucha Underground to not much success. That really should be a big deal but here’s it’s just a move. Shows what happens when you get a move over. Castle strikes away and elbows Marty in the face, followed by a simple beal to really get back into this.
Marty sends him outside but Castle grabs a German suplex through the ropes and drops him hard on the floor. Back in and Scurll kicks him in the head (because a GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR isn’t a big move) but gets knocked back to the floor. A DDT plants Castle on the floor again (How long are they going to spend out there?) but he powers out of a tornado DDT. The Bang-a-Rang is reversed into a rollup so Castle knees him in the face instead.
The fans finally get into this with some dueling chants but calm back down when Castle can’t hit a gutwrench superplex to the floor. A superkick drops Castle on the floor again (erg) and Marty backdrops him onto the steps in the aisle for a VERY nasty looking bump. Back in again and the already damaged arm is sent into the buckle as the fans have already dropped their short lived interest.
The Ghostbuster gets two and they go outside AGAIN as the match is clearly being extended for the sake of being extended. Castle gets sent into the steps and in the melee, Aldis hands Marty some clippers so he can cut off a turnbuckle pad. A suplex drops Marty though and a deadlift German suplex gets two more.
Marty is back up with a superkick to the back of the head for two of his own….and now it’s time to stop as he looks underneath the ring for something specific. He can’t fine whatever it is so Dalton sends him into the barricade instead. Marty finally finds some powder, which is kicked back into his face. The blindness causes him to break the referee’s hand so there’s no count off the Bang-a-Rang. Well that’s a new way to do a familiar spot so well done.
With the referee on the floor, Marty gets in an umbrella shot for two. The Boys get beaten down and we need a new referee. A brainbuster gets a delayed two from a second referee so LET’S KEEP GOING! The threat of a chickenwing earns Marty another Peacock Pose but he grabs a loose chickenwing anyway. Castle reaches for the rope so Marty BREAKS THE FINGER and stomps away at the champ’s head. Back to back superkicks rock Castle but he pops up with the Bang-a-Rang to retain at 31:41.
Rating: D. Oh…just no. This was WAY too long, to the point where you could have cut it in half and had a much better match. There were multiple instances where they were just walking around trying to fill in time and that’s not what you want to do when a show is getting close to four and a half hours.
The previous match went nearly forty minutes and this should have been cut down as a result. The wrestling was fine and Castle getting a win over a pretty strong name helps him a lot but egads the length just murdered this match. This might have worked better with fifteen minutes cut off on a less overloaded show but as it was, this didn’t work at all.
After losing the World Title, Castle had to take some time off but he came back and things were going ok. Then he lost to Rush in Madison Square Garden in about 16 seconds. There wasn’t much to remember about the match, but he was proud of his seven minute entrance.
There have been a lot of ups and downs during his time with ROH, but he’s always been fantastic. Now his role in Ring of Honor is looking more different than ever because now he has a tag partner. We see some clips of Castle with Joe Hendry and it’s time for our final match.
From Bound By Honor 2020.
Joe Hendry/Dalton Castle vs. PJ Black/Brian Johnson vs. Vincent/Bateman vs. Lifeblood
One fall to a finish. Hendry takes Black down by the wrist to start but Black flips over him into an armdrag. Williams comes in to work on Black’s leg but Black takes him down as well. Johnson gets the tag and is armdragged straight down, allowing Haskins to come in and stomp on the arm. Now it’s Castle’s chance to headlock Johnson, who sends Castle outside.
That’s too much for Castle, who comes back in and hits the Peacock Pose. It’s off to Hendry for the delayed vertical suplex, followed by Haskins getting in a few shots of his own. A blind tag lets Bateman come in though and we take a break. Back with Vincent rolling Haskins into the corner and getting two off a Side Effect. Haskins hits a backdrop so here’s Johnson to stomp away and keep Haskins in trouble.
he belly to back suplex doesn’t work though, meaning it’s a forearm each to Vincent and Bateman. While I’m trying to figure out why those don’t count as tags, Haskins tags Williams in to clean house. A Death Valley Driver plants Johnson so Bateman comes in. This Is A Kill is broken up as everything breaks down. Black hits the big corkscrew dive to the floor, leaving Williams to forearm Johnson for two.
Castle comes in for the suplexes until Williams dropkicks him down. Hendry hits a fall away slam on Black and Williams at the same time but lays down so Vincent can hit Redrum (that looked terrible). Haskins comes off the top with a double stomp to Vincent, leaving Castle to give Haskins the Bang A Rang. A Codebreaker from Hendry into a reverse Sling Blade from Castle is enough for the pin on Haskins at 11:37.
Rating: C+. This was the kind of match that is almost impossible to screw up and they didn’t come close here. They had all eight guys doing something in there at some point and that makes for an entertaining match. You can’t put together much of a story in there but it still works well enough to have a good time. Just go with what works, like they did here.
Castle doesn’t know what his future holds but it’s going to be fantastic. Then he eats pizza.
Overall Rating: C-. Castle is a hard one to put together as so much of his appeal is based on being over the top and eccentric. We got a lot more of that out of the parts at his house instead of his matches, which makes for a weird sit. The Scurll match came at the wrong time on the wrong show but the tag match was a lot more entertaining. Just a weird selection here, but Castle will always get your attention.
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