Summerslam Count-Up – 1988 (2013 Redo): Jesse Won’t Do It
IMG Credit: WWE
Summerslam 1988
Date: August 29, 1988
Location: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York
Attendance: 20,000
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Billy Graham
The opening video has what would become the Royal Rumble theme song set over shots of the four guys in the main event plus their managers, Virgil and Miss Elizabeth.
Fabulous Rougeaus vs. British Bulldogs
These two teams could not stand each other behind the scenes, eventually reaching the point where the Bulldogs left the company as a result. Davey jumps Jacques to start and rams him into turnbuckle after turnbuckle to put him down. Smith throws Jacques over to Raymond for a tag in a nice display of bravado. Off to Dynamite for a quick headbutt and a slam to keep Raymond in trouble.
Dynamite finally fights up again and headbutts Jacques down to bring in Davey. Jacques immediately grabs the rope to avoid a dropkick but gets caught in a gorilla press onto the top rope. Everything breaks down and Davey picks up Dynamite to launch him into a headbutt on Jacques, but the time limit expires before there can be a cover.
Bad News Brown vs. Ken Patera
Ad for a boxing PPV which had some kind of promotional deal with WWF.
The Mega Powers (Hogan/Savage/Liz) are hyped up for the main event and say that Liz is their secret weapon.
Rick Rude vs. Junkyard Dog
The Dog is mad post match but nothing comes of it.
Powers of Pain vs. Bolsheviks
The Powers (Barbarian and Warlord) are still faces here and have the Baron (Von Raschke) with them. Just like in the previous two matches the brawl is on as soon as the good guys hit the ring. The Powers double clothesline Boris Zhukov as Volkoff tries to sneak in for a cheap shot. Barbarian easily catches him coming in and sends him flying until we get down to Barbarian vs. Boris to start things off.
Ad for Survivor Series.
Same boxing ad as earlier.
Intercontinental Title: Honky Tonk Man vs. ???
So why was this so awesome? This was one of the most perfectly told stories the WWF ever produced and they nailed it every step of the way. Back in 1987, Ricky Steamboat was Intercontinental Champion but wanted to take some time off. The solution was to put the title on the comedic newcomer the Honky Tonk Man, who cheated to win the belt. Honky viewed as a total joke as champion due to his lack of skill and his gimmick of a wrestling Elvis impersonator.
Regis Philbin is here.
Sugar Ray Leonard, one of the boxers in the advertised show, thanks Vince for promoting his fight.
Video on Leonard and his opponent in the fight Donny Lelonde.
Lelonde talks a bit as well.
We see the intro video from the beginning of the show again.
Dino Bravo vs. Don Muraco
Another Survivor Series ad.
Tag Titles: Hart Foundation vs. Demolition
Smash sends the arm into the post again and Bret is in big trouble on the outside. Back in and Ax pounds away while Graham is SCREAMING at Anvil to do something. Bret comes back with a clothesline with the injured arm but the referee misses the tag. Smash charges into a knee in the corner and now the referee sees the tag. Anvil comes in and cleans house, even slingshotting over the top onto Smash on the floor. Back in and Bret throws Anvil into Smash in the corner for two before everything breaks down. Neidhart goes after Fuji, allowing Ax to hit Bret in the back with the megaphone to retain.
Rating: B-. This took some time to get going but once Bret got in and started selling, it was all awesome. Demolition would hold the titles for nearly another year in the longest tag title reign in company history. These teams would go at it again in two years in one of the most entertaining tag matches ever. This was good stuff, but they were capable of much better.
Boxing ad.
Big Boss Man vs. Koko B. Ware
Koko charges into a front facelock and Boss Man pounds him down with a forearm to the back. A splash in the corner crushes Ware but Boss Man pulls him up at two. Off to a surfboard hold but Koko rolls forward and kicks Boss Man in the face. A stiff right hand puts Koko down again but Boss Man misses a top rope splash. Boss Man misses another splash in the corner and a missile dropkick gets two for Koko. Ware charges again but gets dropped face first onto the post, followed by the Boss Man Slam for the easy pin.
Boss Man hits Koko with the nightstick post match.
Survivor Series ad. Again.
Jake Roberts vs. Hercules
Jake finally fights up and tries a hammerlock but gets elbowed in the face for his efforts. Roberts pulls Herc from the apron to the floor, only to have his neck snapped across the top rope as Hercules comes back in. We hit the chinlock again but Jake immediately jawbreaks his way out of it. The short clothesline looks to set up the DDT but Hercules backdrops out of it. Herc drops an elbow for two but Jake slips out of a slam and knocks Hercules out lukewarm with the DDT for the pin.
Mega Powers vs. Mega Bucks
Ratings Comparison
British Bulldogs vs. Fabulous Rougeaus
Original: B
Redo: C+
Bad News Brown vs. Ken Patera
Original: D+
Redo: F
Rick Rude vs. Junkyard Dog
Original: D
Redo: D
Powers of Pain vs. Bolsheviks
Original: C+
Redo: D
Ultimate Warrior vs. Honky Tonk Man
Original: A+
Redo: N/A
Dino Bravo vs. Don Muraco
Original: B-
Redo: D-
Demolition vs. Hart Foundation
Original: B-
Redo: B-
Big Boss Man vs. Koko B. Ware
Original: D
Redo: D
Jake Roberts vs. Hercules
Original: C-
Redo: C-
Mega Powers vs. Mega Bucks
Original: B
Redo: B-
Overall Rating
Original: D+
Redo: D+
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