WWE Vault: Unseen Earthquake Dark Matches: Real Monsters Wear Baby Blue
Earthquake Dark Matches
Date: 1989, 2001
This is part of Giants Week on the WWE Vault and the name speaks for itself. Earthquake was one of the better big men of his era but people forget how young he was. It’s fascinating to see what he could do and now we are getting a look at both the beginning and end of his career. Let’s get to it.
From March 26, 1989.
John Tenta vs. Sam Houston
Yes Tenta, despite him wearing the Canadian Earthquake gear. Houston rolls around to start before getting powered into the corner. The big firearm to the chest sets up quite the slam so Houston crawls through Tenta’s legs. Some dropkicks don’t get Huston very far so it’s off to a front facelock for about as much success. We hit the required bearhug until Houston fights out and tries a sleeper. That doesn’t work either so Tenta grabs a spinning belly to belly suplex for the pin at 4:51.
Rating: C. Yeah this was just a squash and that’s all it needed to be. The point in bringing in a monster like Tenta is to put him in there with a smaller guy who had just enough status to matter. Tenta looked decent in there and the gear worked well for him, which is impressive as not every giant can pull off baby blue.
From September 20, 1989.
Earthquake Evans vs. Paul Roma
Evans is in pretty much street clothes and has Slick with him. They circle each other to start until Roma is shoved down with ease. Roma’s right hands in the corner just annoy Evans…but he actually manages to armdrag the monster down into an armbar. Roma stays on the arm for a bit before getting pulled into a powerslam.
A hard whip into the corner rocks Roma again and Evans slaps on the bearhug. Rather than squeezing, Evans sends him into the corner and hits a splash. Rima avoids a charge though and comes back with three straight middle rope forearms to the head to stagger Evans, followed by some dropkicks to actually put him down. A high crossbody misses though and Evans drops the big elbow for the pin at 6:54.
Rating: C. The previous match worked a bit better and oddly enough, a lot of that is due to the gear. The Earthquake singlet worked fine but this was basically him looking like a lumberjack. That takes away a lot of the aura and makes him look like a big guy who can do moves. Roma did his part well though and the fans were getting into it, but Earthquake, at least cosmetically, took a big step backwards here.
From December 22, 2001.
Earthquake vs. Tank Meloche
The fans are rather pleased to see Earthquake, who goes with the power to start. Meloche manages a running shoulder to actually drop him though and it’s off to the corner for a running clothesline. Some chops give us some WOOing and a hiptoss brings Earthquake back out.
Meloche gets in a nice slam for one and a crossbody connects for two. Back up and earthquake hits a splash in the corner, followed by a runing clothesline for two. A terrible looking splash misses for Earthquake (Meloche had already moved before Earthquake left his feet) and Meloche suplexes him down. Earthquake manages a slam off the top and drops the big leg, followed by the Earthquake for the pin at 5:03.
Rating: C-. I can definitely see why Earthquake didn’t get signed, or even another chance, after this. He looked old and not overly impressive, with nostalgia being the only thing he offered here. On the other hand, Meloche looked completely decent and could have been worth another look, but from what I can tell, this is the only recorded match he had, at least under this name. Odds are he worked smaller shows and probably under another name, but he did well enough here that he had me curious.
Overall Rating: C. This one is definitely more in the “historical curiosity” category and not much else. The matches aren’t exactly high quality, though you know what you’re getting from a bunch of dark matches. Earthquake was a talented star in his day, but it was clear that those days passed him by and there wasn’t much of a reason to bring him back. Still though, the early days were good and the Houston match showed a fine enough preview of what he could do.
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