Legends’ Final Matches In WWE: Here We Go Again (Includes Full Video)
Legends Final Matches In WWE
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Shawn Michaels, Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Pete Doherty, Bruce Prichard, Mike McGuirk
As usual, the title of the whole thing sums it up, though the “In WWE” part takes away a little something. That being said, there are still more than a few interesting options in there, as WWE has often treated its legends rather well over the years. Hopefully that is the case again here so let’s get to it.
From Summerslam 2006.
Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Orton
Hogan shoves him around to start fast so Orton tries a headlock, which is easily shoved away. That works so well that they do it again but this time Orton actually gets somewhere. Choking in the corner has Hogan in more trouble but he blocks a ram into the buckle. The right hands in the corner have the fans even more behind Orton, whose head gets bitten for a bonus. More right hands stagger Orton and Hogan hammers him down on the mat to keep him in trouble.
Orton finally bails to the floor and starts taking out Hogan’s leg to take over. A cannonball drops down onto the leg and Orton stomps away but misses the high crossbody. Hogan slugs away but misses a big boot, allowing Orton to come back with a dropkick. The RKO connects for three…though Hogan’s foot was on the ropes, which the referee didn’t notice until after the pin, which is quite the stretch of the rules. Hogan uses the breather to fight up and the usual, complete with a LONG wait before the legdrop, finishes Orton at 10:58.
Rating: C. This was always a weird choice and I’m curious to know how much impact Hogan had on the setup. While Orton hit the RKO, it didn’t feel like the biggest threat to take Hogan out. The crux of the story was about Brooke Hogan and while that’s a good enough way to go, the match seemed to be more of Hogan dealing with an annoyance than someone who could really hurt him. Orton wasn’t the legend he would become, but he was a bigger deal than he was presented as here.
Posing ensues.
From Wrestlemania XXIV
Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels
Flair’s career is on the line and they take their time to start. Flair takes him down by the leg but Michaels is up with some chops of his own. They trade chops in the corner and Flair’s lip is busted open, which has him getting a lot more serious. An elbow to the face puts Michaels down and there’s the knee drop as well. Flair’s high crossbody actually connects for two but the threat of a Figure Four earns him a kick out to the floor.
An Asai moonsault misses though and Michaels’ ribs lands HARD on the edge of the announcers’ table for a horrible looking crash. That’s almost enough for a countout but Michaels makes it back inside. Flair slowly stomps him down and grabs a slightly delayed suplex for two. Michaels is able to send him outside and now the top rope moonsault can drop Flair on the floor.
Back in and Michaels knocks Flair down again, setting up the top rope elbow. That looks to set up Sweet Chin Music but Michaels can’t pull the trigger, meaning Flair pulls him into the Figure Four for quite the reaction. Michaels turns it over so Flair takes him down and they….can’t do the bridge up into the backslide spot. Well that’s sad.
Instead Flair tries for the leg again but gets pulled into a sunset flip for two. Back up and the enziguri misses, allowing Flair to slap on the Figure Four again. Michaels makes the rope so Flair stomps away…but walks into Sweet Chin Music for two. Another superkick is loaded up but Flair kicks him low for two instead.
Michaels is able to grab his own version of the Figure Four, which is broken up with a poke to the eye. A rollup with tights gives Michaels two but he walks into another superkick. Flair tries to get up again and tells Michaels to bring it so we get the legendary “I’m sorry, I love you” as another superkick ends Flair’s career (HAHAHAHAHA) at 21:34.
Rating: B-. I’ve seen this match several times now and I’m not sure what to think of it. The match is mainly Flair getting to do his stuff one more time and try to survive. That’s fine, but at the end of the day, he doesn’t exactly look great out there and while Michaels made it better, it was time for Flair to hang it up. Then he would go on to NOT hang it up for such a long time, to the point where it was pretty much one embarrassing situation after another. The ending is an all timer, but the rest of the match is Michaels carrying a lot.
From Wrestlemania XXXV.
Batista vs. HHH
Anything goes and HHH’s career is on the line. Before the bell, Batista goes outside to glare at Shawn Michaels (on commentary) but nothing comes of it. HHH has his Mad Max inspired entrance, complete with a weird car driving him to the ring. Cole: “How cool was that???” And that’s why the entrance happened, as HHH needed to look awesome. They go straight to the brawling with Batista taking him outside for a toss over the barricade. HHH comes out with a toolbox to the face and some chain shots have Batista down. Michaels: “That can’t help his movie career for sure.”
HHH finds some pliers to crank on Batista’s fingers and then stomps them onto the steps. It’s chair (and too sweet with Michaels) time but let’s get some needle nosed pliers instead. HHH uses the chair to pin Batista down and rips out Batista’s nose ring for your insane spot of the match. Graves: “This guy is my boss!” Batista is fine enough to catch a diving HHH and drop him onto the announcers’ table, followed by a hard ram into the steps.
Back in and an Air Raid Crash gives Batista two and he counters a Pedigree attempt with a backdrop. They head outside again, with Batista putting the steps onto the announcers’ table. Batista points at Michaels but the really big Batista Bomb is countered into a backdrop onto (not through) the table, leaving both of them down. A spear sends Batista through another table as this keeps going.
They fight over getting back into the ring, because that’s suddenly a thing, until HHH finds a sledgehammer (one of two visible underneath the ring). That takes too much time and Batista hits a spear for two. HHH gets the hammer back but charges into a spinebuster, basically repeating the same sequence to make the match go on even longer. A Batista Bomb drops HHH for two and it’s time to throw in the steps.
What looks like a superplex is countered into a powerbomb onto the steps drops Batista and the Pedigree connects for another near fall. The sledgehammer is cut off again, this time with Batista DDTing him onto the steps so they can lay down some more. Cue Ric Flair (who Batista attacked to get the match set up) to give HHH a sledgehammer, allowing him to use the steps as a launchpad to knock Batista cold. Well chilly as he pops back up so the Pedigree can give HHH the pin at 21:44.
Rating: D+. It’s not that the match is bad but my goodness it is WAY too long. There are several stretches here where it feels like they are just sitting around and filling in time to make the match feel more epic. Naturally Flair has to be involved because of the Evolution connection and how the match was set up, but dang I am sick of seeing him pop up so often. There is a way to have this kind of a brawl, but it did not work with how much time they were given, as is always the case with big HHH matches.
From the Paul Boesch Retirement Show, August 28, 1987.
Bruno Sammartino vs. Hercules
Well, last televised match, as Sammartino teamed with Hulk Hogan (for the only time ever) the following day. This features Bruce Prichard, Mike McGuirk and Pete Doherty on commentary, as apparently we not only have to say goodbye to Sammartino but have our ears bleed on the way there. Sammartino knocks him to the floor to start and Hercules needs a breather. Back in and Sammartino cranks on the arm for a bit, even asking the fans how many times he should do it for a nice touch.
Hercules fights up and knocks him down for a knee drop but Sammartino is back up with that lunching kick to the ribs of his. Sammartino stomps him down in the corner but gets caught with a quick clothesline. It’s a decent enough power match but MY GOODNESS Doherty sounds like a 60s cartoon villain and it’s horrible. A bearhug has Sammartino in trouble but he fights back, leaving commentary to talk about….writing a letter? Sammartino backdrops him to the floor and a running knee knocks Hercules to the floor for the countout at 6:45.
Rating: C. No he wasn’t flashy and no he wasn’t going to do much in the ring, but sweet goodness there is something special about watching Sammartino make a comeback. He knows how to fight back and look like someone who is fighting for his life out there. The fact that he could look like this at his age is fascinating and it worked well enough, even with the absolutely dire commentary.
Post match Hercules jumps him again but Sammartino clears him out as you might have expected.
From Monday Night Raw, June 25, 2012.
Here is Heath Slater, who has been having issues with various legends. He is Heath Slater and he….rules the world. Oh dear.
Sycho Sid vs. Heath Slater
Slater panics, as you might expect, and he is slapped down rather quickly. Another knockdown sets up a legdrop, followed by the powerbomb for the pin at 1:27. That’s all it needed to be.
Overall Rating: C. This was kind of a weird set, as it was really two long matches plus some other random stuff. The other problem is a lot of these people wound up wrestling elsewhere, so while this showcased their last matches in WWE, it was far from the end for them. I wasn’t bored with this, but I’ve seen Flair vs. Michaels so many times that it was hard to care again.
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