So Kenny Omega Might Be Leaving New Japan

https://wrestlingrumors.net/tommyhall/comes-kenny-omega-reportedly-leaving-new-japan/

 

Now isn’t this interesting.Omega lost the IWGP World Title at Wrestle Kingdom earlier today to Hiroshi Tanahashi and is allegedly wrapping up there.  That means there is a chance he could be coming to WWE (which seems to be the more likely option if he’s leaving) or AEW (which would be a major coup for them, though not the biggest surprise).  I’m firmly in a wait and see mode, but Omega at #29 in the Rumble (because remember, R-Truth has to be #30 because Mixed Match Challenge was important) wouldn’t shock me.

I know it sounds hard to buy, but remember that AJ Styles left around this time three years ago and was #3 in the Rumble that year.  It’s certainly a possibility, though I’ll believe it when I see it.

Where do you want him to go?




Go Nominate Things For End Of The Year Awards

https://steelcageforums.com/showthread.php/649-SCF-2018-Year-End-Awards-Nomination-Thread

 

I’ll be using a lot of these for the End of the Year Awards on here.




Got My Hands On This

For those of you who don’t know, this is one of the holy grails of wrestling books as there was a single printing and nothing else.  I heard that it was available at a used bookstore in town and was there as soon as possible to see if it was still available.  As you might be able to guess, it was, meaning I got to have some fun.Now I didn’t buy it, as I can’t bring myself to pay $100 for the sake of a single book (though it regularly sells for more than that online).  I did however sit down and read it cover to cover in the store (which took some time).  This one had a little something inside though, as in addition to being autographed by Cornette himself, there was this surprise:

 

 

That would be an autograph from Bill Watts, saying “Jimmy, without a doubt, my life has been blessed by your wonderful friendship and talent”.  Watts was the owner of Mid-South Wrestling and very influential in developing Cornette’s character and star power.

 

Now what is so special about this book?  Well in addition to some amazing photographs, including personal letters and even pay slips from shows, Cornette kept a log of nearly every Midnight Express match ever and included them here, plus most of the houses for the shows.  This includes notes under several matches, including why a house might have been up or down or impressive or a disappointment.  There are also several of Cornette’s hilarious stories, funny Christmas poems he wrote on Christmas cards to the locker room back in WCW (he read them on a recent podcast and they’re worth hearing) and a complete history of the team, both before they got together and after their split.

 

All in all, if you can somehow find this thing (good luck) and can afford it, check this out as it’s one of the most unique and informative wrestling books you’ll ever find.




Hidden Gems Collection #6: That Is Some Beautiful Hair

IMG Credit: WWE

Hidden Gems #6
Date: 1994, 2005, 2011

I know I had 2011 wrapped up but since these collections keep growing every week, sometimes I have to add to come back and take care of some new ones. In this case it’s a one off match, with Seth Rollins defending the FCW 15 Title against Dean Ambrose in a thirty minute Iron Man match. They’ve gone to draws in fifteen and twenty minute matches so here we go. And I’ll throw in a bonus or two for the sake of some length. Let’s get to it.

Since the Iron Man match is the real draw here, I’ll go with a few extras to start.

Terra Ryzing vs. Brian Armstrong
Date: February 26, 1994
Location: Center Stage Theater, Atlanta, Georgia
Attendance: 500
Commentators: Eric Bischoff, Bobby Heenan

This is listed as being from Saturday Night on February 26, 1994 but from what I can tell, this is the March 5 episode of Power Hour as it’s the only match I can find from these two. Who are these two you ask? Well that would be HHH (with some very big and very blond hair) and Road Dogg as a guy in trunks, who just happens to be part of a very famous wrestling family.

Armstrong, a rather popular (near) hometown boy works on a wristlock and an armdrag to put Ryzing in trouble. Heenan starts shouting for some reason but gets cut off as Ryzing hits a jumping knee to the face. An elbow drop keeps Armstrong in trouble and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker sets up an Indian Deathlock to make Armstrong give up at 2:51. Nothing to see here, but historical curiosities are rather fun and kind of the point of this whole collection.

Val Venis vs. CM Punk
Date: May 15, 2005
Location: Wachovia Arena, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania
Attendance: 3,500
Commentators: Todd Grisham, Jonathan Coachman

This is from Sunday Night Heat and Punk’s singles debut after having a tag match on the same show earlier in the year. Punk grabs a headlock to start as Todd says Punk isn’t related to Punky Brewster. A hiptoss puts Punk down and they trade some legsweeps into near falls. Val makes the mistake of walking around clapping, allowing Punk to chop block him down. It’s time to start in on the leg, which might have been a better game plan than whatever he used in the UFC.

Punk drops some elbows on the leg and grabs a leglock to keep Val in trouble. Val gets back up for some chops but Punk wraps the leg around the post to put Val right back down. This is a lot more competitive than you likely would have expected. The kneepad is down and Punk even throws in some mocking.

Val makes the comeback with a knee and some clotheslines but the limping slows him down. The Blue Thunder Bomb gets two on Punk and the knee gives out again on a fisherman’s suplex attempt. Punk is right back on the knee with a half crab and Val has to crawl over for the rope. Val gets in a half nelson slam and the knee is fine enough to hit the Money Shot for the pin at 6:38.

Rating: C+. This is a case of considering the situation. Punk was a jobber here and had a heck of a little match with Venis giving him a lot. I mean, it’s not exactly surprising given Val’s job of main tryout opponent for potentially future stars. Punk would be ROH World Champion in about a month and in developmental later in the year so it was clear that WWE had their eye on him even at this point. Heck of a nice match here and WAY better than it should have been.

FCW 15 Title: Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose
Date: September 18, 2011
Location: FCW Arena, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, Matt Martlaro

Seth is defending and it’s a thirty minute Iron Man match. They skip the entrances here so the bell rings in a hurry. They grapple around to start with Dean going to the ropes to break up an early waistlock. The threat of an early Avada Kedavra (a low superkick) sends Dean bailing to the floor and we take an early break. Back with Bo Rotundo (Bo Dallas), Maxine (General Manager) and Aksana (Women’s Champion) watching as we have about 26 minutes to go and no falls.

Seth cranks on an armbar and armdrags him into another armbar for good measure. More pulling of the arm keeps Dean in trouble with five minutes down. Dean finally gets in a shot to the face to take over as everyone continues to look on from ringside. Rollins is right back with a series of chops to tie Ambrose up in the ropes and then knock him all the way outside. Back in and Rollins misses a dropkick but backflips onto his feet (of course) so Dean kicks him low for the first fall with 21:45 to go.

Dean’s Midnight Special (White Noise) ties things up at 21:00 left and Byron has the right idea for once: “DO IT AGAIN!!!” A running clothesline gives Dean a 2-1 lead at 20:22 to go. Dean poses as we hit the ten minute mark but stops to hit a second lariat to send Rollins outside. Back from another break with Seth caught in a bow and arrow hold with 17:15 to go.

With that not working, it’s off to a neck crank for a change of pace. Rollins gets back up but misses a kick, allowing Dean to hit a belly to back faceplant for two at the halfway mark. Dean tries another Midnight Special but Rollins reverses into a sunset flip to tie things up at two falls each with 13:45 left.

That’s enough for Rollins to make the fired up comeback, including something like the BURN IT DOWN stomp out of the corner. The Stomp (called the Advanced Curb Stomp here) misses so Rollins sends him outside for the running flip dive, with Seth slamming face first into the barricade on the landing. Back in and Seth hits the springboard clothesline but Avada Kedavra misses. Instead Dean suplexes him out to the floor but crashes out with him in a big heap.

We take another break and come back with just under eight minutes to go and neither guy being able to get to their feet. That means a slugout from their knees until they get to their feet to stay at it. Ambrose gets in a hard shot to the head so Rollins is right back with a jumping enziguri to put them both down. After the big kickout, Seth goes with a Lionsault for two more. Seth unloads with more kicks to the face and the Stomp (a good one at that) gets two.

We hit the five minute mark and Seth isn’t sure what to do next. The yet to be named Phoenix splash misses but Dean can’t follow up with four minutes left. An eventual cover gets two as the fans are almost entirely behind Seth here. Dean STILL won’t follow up with three minutes left but eventually stomps on the stomach and holds his boot there for far too long. A Texas Cloverleaf has Seth in trouble with two minutes left but he makes the rope for the break. Dean keeps smiling and there’s a minute left. Now it’s Ambrose doing the stomping in the corner but misses Avada Kedavra.

Instead Rollins reverses into a Midnight special of his own for two. Avada Kedavra hits Dean for two as the time limit expires with Rollins looking stunned. Hang on though as Maxine says not so fast because we’re going to sudden death. Rollins gets a very fast two off a small package but Ambrose unloads on him in the corner. A running knee in the corner nails Rollins for two more but he kicks Dean to the floor.

That means a suicide dive to almost knock them into the crowd, followed by an exchange of splashes in the corner. A superkick to Dean sets up the prototype rebound lariat and the Midnight Special gets another two. Things slow down for a minute until Dean goes up top, only to get enziguried into a buckle bomb. Avada Kedavra connects again but Dean doesn’t even go down, telling Seth to bring it. He does just that with another Avada Kedavra, followed by a small package driver to retain the title at 34:20.

Rating: B+. This took some time to get going but eventually you could see all of the chemistry that made these two work so well together. The last eight to ten minutes were outstanding with some crazy energy, especially for an arena and venue this small. It’s a lot of fun and these guys beat each other up with some really hard shots and some awesome storytelling. I can see how they saw the star power in here and it was possibly better than any main roster match they’ve had.

Overall Rating: A-. Now that’s what I was hoping for. You can expect great stuff from Harley Race vs. Ric Flair and Greg Valentine vs. Roddy Piper but from these guys on either the C show or developmental? This was a heck of a lot of fun and I could look at HHH’s huge hair for days. Good stuff here with all three being worth checking out if you have the time, especially the Iron Man match.

 

 

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Hidden Gems Collection #5: The NWA Is The Way

IMG Credit: Pro Wrestling Illustrated

Hidden Gems #5
Date: 1969, 1970, 1971

We’re going very old school here for what will mostly be NWA matches. Part of the beauty of these collections is the range of stuff they cover and that’s what we’re getting here with some nearly fifty year old stuff. I’m having a great time with these things and it’s very cool to get some stuff that I haven’t seen before. Let’s get to it.

We’ll start in Florida with Gordon Solie introducing highlights of Dory Funk Jr. winning the NWA World Title from Gene Kiniski on February 11, 1969 in Tampa.

NWA World Title: Gene Kiniski vs. Dory Funk Jr.
Date: February 11, 1969
Location: Fort Homer Hesterly Armory, Tampa, Florida
Attendance: 6,000
Commentator: Gordon Solie

Funk is challenging and we’re joined in progress with Kiniski on his back and getting forearmed for trying to get up. Serves him right. We’re clipped to both guys getting up and Kiniski snapmaring him down to take over. Dory gets two off a sunset flip but a kick to the face gives Kiniski the same. A belly to back suplex puts both of them down and things slow a bit more. Funk gets a pair of two’s off a pair of slams and Gene can’t hold him up for a backbreaker.

The spinning toehold is broken up and the sequence works so well that they do it again. A fourth slam sets up a third spinning toehold and this time Kiniski taps to make Dory the champion at 3:45 shown. The match ran 27:00 total so I’m not rating this, but it wasn’t the most thrilling stuff. Then again I’ve never been a fan of Kiniski’s work.

Post match Dory is rather calm, until he’s handed the title and it’s time to jump up and down a lot.

Back to Solie, who praises Dory as the new kind of athlete. Dory comes in and is very humble and thanks his father and the promoter for letting him have the chance. Not much to say here, but Dory never was the most charismatic guy.

Bruno Sammartino vs. George Steele
Date: July 29, 1970
Location: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York

Bruno is defending in a cage with escape only rules but I’m not sure on the date here as I can’t find anything that says there was a show on this date. The cage is put together, which takes a good while in its own right. Steele takes his sweet time getting in and I’m really thinking this is the Philadelphia match from July 25 with the wrong label. Bruno unloads on him in the corner to start and Steele tries to go over the top with as much success as you would guess. A big right hand has Steele down and yeah this is the Philadelphia match. Steele makes a save and chokes in the corner but gets punched away again.

This time it’s Steele getting caught in the ropes so Bruno can kick and punch a lot more. Yeah he didn’t have the most versatile offense in the world but he made it work. Steele gets loose and sends him into the cage but gets his face rubbed against the cage for his efforts. You can see the fired up version of Bruno coming out and he pulls Steele off the cage to keep up the beating. Sammartino stomps away until Steele kicks him into the cage for the double knockdown.

It’s the champ up first though and he actually hits Steele low in a rather hard departure from his norm. More kicks and stomps have Steele in trouble and a running kick to the ribs keeps him down. Steele finally rakes the eyes and rips open a buckle so the stuffing can go into Bruno’s face. That was a thing for Steele and it doesn’t work so well as a heel. The fans lose it on Steele for having their hero in trouble and that’s why Sammartino stayed as champion for so long. NO ONE got that kind of a reaction for so long and the company knew that.

Steele chokes him down in the corner as the audio seems to cut out. You can see the trash the fans have thrown in but Bruno making a comeback is enough to calm them down a bit. Bruno unloads on him and sends Steele into the cage a few times before walking out to retain at 14:41.

Rating: C-. Your mileage on Bruno is going to vary a lot and that’s completely understandable. This is nearly fifty years old and it’s almost impossible to compare the two eras. Bruno beat the heck out of Steele and was the definitive winner, which was exactly what the fans wanted to see here. It’s not a great match, but the fan reaction is more than enough to carry everything as far as it needed to go. I mean, it’s not exactly hidden as it’s been on a few home videos before but Bruno is always worth a look for the fan reactions alone.

WWWF World Title: Pedro Morales vs. Blackjack Mulligan
Date: March 15, 1971
Location: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York

Pedro is defending and Mulligan is the father of Barry Windham and the grandfather of Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas. He’s also managed by the Grand Wizard. The referee takes a good while going over the rules and Mulligan isn’t having any of that. On top of that, he’s not happy with the fans booing him before the bell. They circle each other for a good bit to start with the only contact being the boos hitting Mulligan. Morales avoids an early charge so it’s time for Mulligan to mess with his glove. Another missed charge means more stalling as there’s no contact for the first two minutes.

They finally lock up with Pedro snapping off an armdrag. That means more stalling into another lockup and Morales shoves him away without much effort. Mulligan loads up the glove again and a single shot has Morales flailing around on the mat. It’s off to the nerve hold with Pedro being taken down to cut off a comeback attempt. Morales gets in a shot to the face for the break and the comeback is on with the big left hands. There’s no follow up though as Morales goes stupid with a test of strength that takes him down again. Well to be fair he never was the brightest guy in the world.

hat means the power of the glove (which apparently gives you super strength) keeps Morales in trouble until another shot to the head breaks things up. After Mulligan walks around for a bit, Pedro slaps on a headlock (how devastating) and hangs on for a good while. Something like a bulldog (more like a running clothesline to the back of the head) sets up a chinlock on Mulligan but he gloves his way out of it.

That means a wristlock from Mulligan as we’re nearly fourteen minutes in. A good looking backdrop gives Mulligan two but Pedro pops up and makes a very fast comeback, capped off by a top rope seated senton to the back to retain at 14:16, even though Mulligan’s shoulder was up at about 2.4. I guess the referee wanted out too.

Rating: F. I’ve seen some good Pedro matches but this was just a boring slog with one hold after another and Mulligan’s glove (it was a thing, but you need more to have a full match) being the focal point of the match. Really boring and flat out bad stuff here, which is all the more annoying as both of them were more than capable of better.

Mulligan goes after him again post match but Pedro clears him off…..or at leas I think he does as we’re looking at the crowd for some reason. Pedro waves a Puerto Rican flag for a long time.

And now for something very unique. From July 30, 1971, a special episode of Championship Wrestling From Florida with the whole show being dedicated to Jack Brisco. It’s billed as This Is Your Life Jack Brisco, which could be rather interesting if done right.

Gordon Solie is sitting at the desk next to the champ and they go over Jack’s athletic background at Oklahoma State, though it’s rather hard to understand what Jack is saying.

We get some highlights of Brisco vs. a bunch of wrestlers, with Jack giving a rather monotone talk about how he loves putting people in holds. We see him against Pak Song (a big North Korean wrestler), Bobby Shane (who was going to be a big deal but died in a plane crash at 29) and Hiro Matsuda (trained Hulk Hogan and Lex Luger among others). There isn’t much to say here as they’re just short clips of matches with Brisco wrestling them down or slugging it out.

Back to the desk after a commercial with Gordon sending us to a package from two years ago with Jack and Gordon looking at some old photos of Jack’s athletic career. He wrestled and played football in high school and then went to Oklahoma State where he wrestled again. There’s also a picture of him working at a gold mine in Colorado before college. The college career is covered in some newspaper clippings with Jack saying what’s going on. Then it was on to professional wrestling with more clippings and Jack talking about his time in Florida. I know this isn’t exactly great reading but it’s just pictures with narration.

We see some clips of Brisco beating Mr. Saito for the Florida Heavyweight Title. I believe this is the first time Brisco won the title (he beat Saito for the first two of his eight reigns with the title) on February 10, 1970 in Tampa.

Dory Funk Jr. vs. Dick Steinborn

No date given and Dory’s NWA World Title isn’t on the line. Steinborn rolls away from him to start and actually sends Dory into the corner. A hammerlock has Dory in more trouble until he throws Steinborn down with ease. Dory can’t get away though as it’s a headlock takeover to put him right back down. This time it’s reversed into a headscissors and a backdrop sets up Dory’s own headlock. It’s way too early for the spinning toehold though and Steinborn is over to the ropes.

As Steinborn fights up from an armbar, we hear a discussion about Dory’s brother Terry, who is the forgotten man of wrestling and much more emotional than Dory (YOU THINK???). Dory gets him into the corner but it’s a clean break because the 60s were a nicer time. Steinborn has to kick away from a leglock and hits a dropkick, followed by a nipup. A flying headscissors gives us another nipup but Dory catches him in a backslide for the pin at 7:45. For some reason the camera went into slow motion on the pin and rolled back a few times, meaning the backslide lasted the better part of twenty seconds.

Rating: C-. Much better than some of the other old school matches I’ve seen on these things, as Dory was moving and working out there with Steinborn getting in a lot of offense of his own. The last big turned up the pace a lot, showing that this generation is perfectly capable of wrestling a faster match. You don’t have to, but it’s nice to see it happen.

Jack talks about getting special coaching from Pat O’Connor on how to defend against the spinning toehold.

And of course we see Jack and Pat working out together, complete with exercising. They work on the toehold as well, with Pat showing him how to counter the hold into a Figure Four. They even work on ways to keep the Figure Four from being countered. This is treated like actual coaching instead of the kind of segment you would see today. It sounds a bit boring but it’s such a different time and is fascinating in a way.

Jack Brisco vs. Hiro Matsuda

No date given again and wrestling coach Jack Heath is on commentator with Solie. They start fast and go to the mat with some rather early near falls. Brisco can’t keep hold of him as Heath talks about the United States Olympic Wrestling Team doing well at the recent (1968) Olympics. Matsuda grabs an STF of all things but Jack switches into an armbar. Back up and Brisco gets two off a suplex and it’s off to a double armbar….for a pin, somehow, as the camera freezes and we’re just told that there’s a pin. No bell either, so we’ll say it was about 4:15.

Rating: C+. This was really entertaining stuff with both guys looking good and working hard on the mat. I could have gone with seeing the finish instead of just a still like that but it must have been a thing at the time as it’s the second match in a row where we haven’t actually seen the finish. Brisco was great as always and Matsuda is a very underrated guy who was awesome in the ring in addition to his famous training resume.

We see some clips of Jack beating Dory Funk Jr. in a non-title match. It’s a very technical match with Jack talking about how wrestling is a human game of chess and all the counters and planning ahead that have to go into it. There’s a lot of clipping here and Jack uses the counter Pat O’Connor taught him to flip the spinning toehold into the Figure Four. That’s straight out of a Rocky montage. Dory finally quits after only a few minutes shown of what would probably have been a rather long match.

Jack talks about studying Dory in the hopes of getting a shot at the title. He would win the title about a year and a half later, but rather from some kid named Harley Race, who took the title from Funk.

No goodbye or anything, but for a mini biography of someone who hadn’t hit the pinnacle of his career yet, this was rather entertaining, especially given how many different styles we saw in some of those matches. You hear about these people so often that it’s cool to see them in action in their primes like this.

Overall Rating: D+. This one didn’t work very well for me with the WWF stuff ranging from bad to horrible while the NWA stuff was rather entertaining. Bruno is a legitimate legend but Pedro is hit or miss at best. Then you have Funk and Brisco, who are some of the most revered named in the history of wrestling. Check out the NWA stuff, but go find something newer from the WWF.

 

 

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Hidden Gems Collection #4: Tomorrow’s Superstars Back Then

IMG Credit: WWE

Hidden Gems #4
Date: 2012, 2013

There’s no real reason to go with these two years but I just finished 2009 and 2011 so this way I can have the last ten years done in two days. We’re still mainly down in FCW here and that’s not the worst place in the world to be, especially now that some of the talent has had another year to grow up. There’s one thing in particular here that I’m looking forward to so let’s get to it.

Leakee vs. Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose
Date: February 5, 2012
Location: FCW Arena, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Byron Saxton

I’ve seen this one before and this is about nine and a half months before they were the Shield. The winner gets a shot at Florida Heavyweight Champion Leo Kruger. No entrances here and Ambrose immediately starts yelling at Regal instead of focusing on the match. Regal: “I don’t really like Dean Ambrose.” Dean gets sent to the floor as Regal talks about all the horrible things that Ambrose drove him to, to the point where he can barely look at his children.

Rollins gets knocked down and it’s Leakee throwing Ambrose across the ring without much effort. Ambrose and Rollins get together to double team Leakee before staring each other down. Well you knew that was coming. Back from an early break with Leakee getting double teamed some more, including a double suplex to send him into the corner. Of course Dean turns on Seth (some things….you get the idea) and small packages Leakee for two.

Dean gets sent outside and Leakee punches Rollins out of the air but can’t hit Checkmate (a running bulldog) as Dean makes a save. The Regal Stretch has Leakee in trouble (and Regal nearly smiling with evil pride) but he makes the rope. Regal: “The only problem with it is it’s Dean Ambrose doing it and not William Regal.” Now it’s Rollins’ turn to come in for the save and Leakee is knocked to the floor.

A belly to back faceplant gives Ambrose two but he misses a Regal knee trembler. The Stomp misses as well so Rollins dives onto Leakee to no reaction. Back in and it’s a slugout with Rollins and Ambrose as Regal talks about knowing Ambrose will be his downfall. Leakee comes back in for a Samoan drop to both of them at once (he barely held them up but it worked), followed by Checkmate for the pin on Ambrose at 9:26.

Rating: C+. This is more of an historical note than anything else and there’s nothing wrong with that. Regal was really praising Ambrose here and I wanted to see them have their big rematch (which thankfully is coming). The important thing here was showcasing three future stars, as WWE pretty clearly knew they had something here and that would be the case on the main roster later in the year.

Florida Heavyweight Title: Seth Rollins vs. Kassius Ohno
Date: April 29, 2012
Location: FCW Arena, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, William Regal, Chris Russo

Rollins is defending and it’s SO strange to see Ohno thin and in shape. Also of note: Ohno was originally planned for what would become the Shield with Reigns eventually taking his place. We even get Big Match Intros for a special bonus. The grappling exchange begins with Rollins hooking a headscissors on the mat to slow Ohno down. After a long standoff, Ohno goes with a cravate as the announcers talk about Ohno wanting a knockout. That’s reversed into la majistral for two on Ohno and an Oklahoma roll gets the same.

Ohno goes back to the hard strikes, this time with forearms to the shoulder blades. With Ohno on the apron, Rollins strikes away but can’t hit the sunset bomb to the floor. Back in and the chinlock takes us to a break. We come back with Rollins fighting out of the hold, which thankfully means we didn’t miss anything here. That’s always appreciated. Ohno sends him outside for a bit, followed by a sliding boot to the side of the head back inside. Some more shots to the face have Rollins down but a flipping backsplash hits knees.

The comeback is on with Rollins forearming him to the apron and kicking him to the floor. Back in and Ohno knees him in the ribs (the striking does seem to work for him), followed by a Crash Landing (release suplex) for two. Rollins starts kicking away and gets two of his own off a top rope clothesline. Ohno’s rolling elbow gets two and the Ohno Blade (a hard forearm to the back of the head) is good for the same. That’s it for Rollins who hits an enziguri and the Curb Stomp to retain at 14:41 shown.

Rating: B. This is pretty much the same Rollins who would become NXT Champion later in the year and that’s not a bad thing. He’s figured out what works and is being allowed to go out and do his athletic stuff that gets over every time he does it. At the same time you have Ohno, who was perfect in the role of hard hitting villain who can challenge for the title without actually winning the thing. Granted being in the kind of shape that means he doesn’t have to wear a shirt to the ring helps too.

And now for something completely different, we get Renee Young’s audition tape for WWE. Like I said, they certainly mix up the content in this series. Basically she’s given a piece of metal and has to sell it to the audience. Renee says it’s a pet groomer and cuts a sales pitch promo talking about all of its users and functions. It’s nothing wrestling related (even the producer says that) but for an on the spot promo, not too bad. This one kind of has to be seen instead of described but it’s cool for a special feature.

William Regal vs. Dean Ambrose
Date: July 15, 2012
Location: FCW Arena, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: Jim Ross, Dusty Rhodes

Now this is something I’ve been wanting to see after all the FCW matches featuring Ambrose in these collections. Late last year, Ambrose attacked Regal from behind, setting up a match where Regal beat him. Since then, Ambrose has gone over the edge (shocking I know) and become obsessed with beating Regal. Regal sees his past self in Ambrose and knows that in order for Ambrose to become great, he’ll have to defeat Regal and finish him once and for all. Ambrose is pretty easily the top heel in the promotion here but with NXT looming (as this would be the last episode of FCW), it has to end here.

Feeling out process to start as you can tell this is a big one. Regal starts going after the arm, which he severely injured in their first match. A takedown by the arm has Ambrose in trouble with Regal driving his shin into Ambrose’s arm. Back up and Regal sneers down at him as Ambrose is favoring the arm pretty badly. Regal uses his legs to hammerlock him in the corner and it’s a break with Regal getting in as much cranking as he can.

More arm cranking ensues with Ambrose trying to shake off some knee drops and telling Regal to take the arm home with him. Regal pulls him back down to the mat and pulls on the arm again before going with an exploder suplex. All Regal so far as they head outside. The arm is squeezed between the steps and ring for a kick before Regal pulls on the good arm to make things even worse. As the referee gets Regal away, Ambrose loosens a turnbuckle and we take a break.

Back with Regal whipping him down by the arm but Ambrose posts him to finally get a breather. Ambrose pounds his own arm into the buckle to make it work a bit more and unloads on Regal as he comes back in. Regal’s balance is thrown off and he can’t stand up, so of course Ambrose is suddenly much happier.

Ambrose unloads with shots to Regal’s ear and drives it into the now exposed buckle. That’s the kind of violence you don’t get very often and it’s rather awesome to see. Regal’s ear is bleeding now and we actually pause for a bit so the trainer can check on him. Regal is able to get up and hits a running forearm as he’s just not going to let it end. More referees come in and the match is thrown out at 13:42 shown.

Rating: B. This was all storytelling and there’s nothing wrong with that. Regal being all dastardly to start and then falling to the younger, hungrier opponent was the perfectly logical move and exactly how something like this should have gone. The ending was fine as Regal was giving it his last shot but Ambrose was clearly going to win in the end, just due to being able to stand. Excellent story here, which would have been even better with the full build.

Post match Ambrose isn’t done and beats up the referees. Some wrestlers come out and get beaten up as well, allowing Ambrose to stomp on Regal’s ear some more. The Regal Stretch goes on for some bonus evil. Regal gets to his knees and applauds Ambrose, who blasts Regal with the knee trembler. The locker room finally comes out to hold Ambrose back.

We’ll wrap it up with a trip to NXT on May 23, 2013 in this unaired segment. To put it mildly, NXT fans didn’t like main roster stars coming down and sending Ryback made things even worse. This didn’t air on television and was only a dark segment for the live crowd but it was filmed (defying the definition of dark but whatever).

Ryback is in the ring and wants anyone to come out and see why Ryback rules. This brings out Enzo Amore and Big Cass (before they had the signature theme and with Enzo looking odd cleanshaven). Enzo does his entrance (doesn’t have the cadence or crowd reactions yet) but it’s missing HOW YOU DOIN. They’re not S-A-W-F-T though and if they had a dime for every time they were beaten up as kids, they would have zero dimes.

Cass tries to get SAWFT over as a chant before talking about how tired he is of hearing Ryback cry about being eliminated from the Royal Rumble. We get to the FEED ME MORE chants with Enzo making fun of Ryback’s appetite. They both get inside and offer to take Ryback to Golden Corral for a list of food. Cass says they can cap it off with a marshmallow, which Ryback says is soft like these people.

Ryback says Cass’ parents must be brother and sister so it’s time to fight. Well it’s time to talk about fighting first, with Cass and Enzo running over their strategy on the microphones. A quick Meat Hook drops Cass so Enzo backtracks and offers Golden Corral again. He even hugs Ryback, who pats him on the head before hitting a Meat Hook and Shell Shock.

This was long, not funny and really boring with Enzo and Cass not being over yet and the fans not caring about what they had to say. At the same time though, they got beaten up by the villain, who looked more annoyed to be there than anything else. This really didn’t need to air and if it did, it would have been one of the worst segments of the year.

Overall Rating: B. Well the non-wrestling parts ranged from “oh that’s kind of interesting” to “STOP THIS ALREADY” but the wrestling was especially good, with a bunch of young, hungry guys who wanted to become the next top stars in the company. These matches are all entertaining and you can see a lot of NXT in these final FCW shows. I could go for a lot more of this kind of stuff, as it’s the future before it gets to the main roster. Check out that Regal vs. Ambrose match and see how the subtle style can still be incredible.

 

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Larry The Ax Hennig Passes Away At 82

This two in two days thing is rough. After Dynamite Kid passed away yesterday at 60, Larry The Ax Hennig has passed away today at 82. Hennig is of course the father of Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig but he had a rather successful career in his own right, mainly as the partner of Harley Race back in the AWA where they won three Tag Team Titles.

Hennig was rather tough and had a rather infamous match with the Road Warriors in the AWA where he wasn’t having any of their roughhousing and pretty much beat them up, teaching them to either sell or face the consequences when someone wasn’t scared of them. Having met Hennig earlier this year at WrestleCon, I can see how he would be that kind of intimidating.

Hennig may not have been as famous as his son, but he was a legend in his own right and December continues to be a hard month for wrestling fans.




Hidden Gems Collection #3: In Development(al)

IMG Credit: WWE

Hidden Gems Collection #3
Date: 2009, 2011

I’ve done some old school stuff so far so now let’s try something a little more modern. In this case we have a bunch of stuff from Florida Championship Wrestling, which basically morphed into NXT, featuring a lot of names that you’ll be familiar with. There’s also one match from the old days of NXT so it’s quite developmental themed this time around. And since this is kind of short and there’s one match from 2009, I’ll throw that in as an unrelated bonus. Let’s get to it.

Rosa Mendes vs. Kaitlyn
Date: January 16, 2011
Location: FCW Arena, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: Matt Martlaro, Byron Saxton

From FCW TV and Rosa’s Queen of FCW Crown (a secondary women’s title) isn’t on the line. Kaitlyn starts fast with a backdrop but Rosa kicks her in the ribs to take over. A seated Blockbuster gets two and it’s time for hip shaking. Rosa gets two more off a snap suplex and the chinlock goes on again. Kaitlyn’s comeback is cut off with a choke in the corner but she comes back with an electric chair drop for a big crash. A slam gets two on Rosa, followed by a Flatliner to give Kaitlyn the pin at 4:25.

Rating: D-. Yeah….this didn’t work and I’m not sure where the gem part is in here. I don’t think Rosa ever actually won a match on the main roster so seeing her as a success in developmental doesn’t do much for me. Kaitlyn was someone who could have been a big deal and while she was something of a star in WWE, it never quite clicked. Much like this match here, which just wasn’t any good.

Xavier Woods vs. Michael Tarver
Date: June 5, 2011
Location: FCW Arena, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: Matt Martlaro, Byron Saxton, William Regal

This is back when Woods was just a guy. Tarver on the other hand was a guy who liked to punch and was the member of the Nexus actually worse than David Otunga. Some early forearms to the back have Woods in trouble but the yet to be named Honor Roll drops Tarver without much effort. A headscissors takes Tarver down again and he chills on the floor until Woods comes after him, meaning one of Tarver’s big forearms to the face. Back in and Woods jumps into a knee to the ribs for two as Tarver takes over again.

Rating: D+. This still wasn’t very good and a lot of that is due to Tarver. The guy just wasn’t talented and there’s no way around that. At least they had a story here with the ribs, even if they didn’t go anywhere in the end. The ending looked good though and Woods won so it’s not all that bad.

Dean Ambrose/Damien Sandow/Antonio Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins/Johnny Curtis/Derrick Bateman
Date: November 20, 2011
Location: FCW Arena, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: Matt Martlaro, William Regal

Curtis is Fandango and Bateman is EC3. Ambrose is the Jack Brisco 15 Champion, which was defended in 15 minute Iron Man matches. Bateman is a mystery partner, even though the fans want Regal (we’ll get to that one). Curtis and Cesaro start things off as we hear about how serious a competitor Curtis has been over the years. That’s so odd to hear, as is Cesaro being A, called Antonio and B, being referred to as a newcomer.

Cesaro easily takes over on Curtis but wants Rollins. That’s what he receives but instead it’s Ambrose coming in as the announcers talk about how big this rivalry has been in FCW. So it’s a generational thing. The good guys (Rollins and company) start working on Ambrose’s banged up arm but Dean drags Curtis over to the corner. That’s enough for the tag off to Sandow, who is a lot more serious than you might expect.

Curtis can’t fight out of the corner as Cesaro comes back in for some forearms. It’s also strange to hear the announcers talk about how much these people want to get up to the main roster. I know that’s the case, but you almost never hear it mentioned. Cesaro kicks a distracted Rollins off the apron but Curtis uses the delay to hit a spinwheel kick, allowing the hot tag to Bateman.

House is cleaned on Ambrose and egads it’s weird to see Bateman without all the muscles and wrestling such a fast paced offense. Rollins comes back in to kick Cesaro to the floor, setting up the big suicide dive. Curtis hits a big flip dive to the floor and Dusty is LOVING this stuff. Back in and Ambrose hits a Knee Trembler (Regal’s finisher), followed by the Regal Stretch to make Bateman tap at 6:06.

Rating: C+. For a six minute match with six people involved, this was a heck of a little match with everyone getting a chance to shine. You can tell how much energy this place has and it’s no surprise that most of them wound up being stars on the main roster. Ambrose vs. Rollins is one of those feuds where the two of them seem joined at the hip, which makes sense given how much chemistry they have. Odds are that’s why this made the collection and that’s fine.

Leakee vs. Corey Graves
Date: November 20, 2011
Location: FCW Arena, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: Matt Martlaro, William Regal

Leakee (pronounced Lay Ah Key) is better known as Roman Reigns. Graves has a rather nice looking woman named Leah West with him. The much bigger Leakee takes him into the corner to start for some stomps to the ribs and Graves bails to the floor. Leakee follows as Martlaro talks about not being quite the speaker that Dusty is. Gee you think? West offers a distraction so Graves can take over with a rake to the eyes (it’s a classic heel move for a reason) and a waistlock.

Dusty goes into such a rambling statement about “stuff happening” that even he admits he has no idea what he’s talking about. Think back to some of his insane calls and think about that one for a second. Leakee fights up and hits a bulldog for two, followed by a running forearm (looks like a forerunner to the Superman Punch). The Samoan drop finishes Graves at 4:30.

Rating: C-. This wasn’t half bad and you could see the star power in Reigns. It’s probably best that Graves moved over to the announcers’ booth as his in-ring abilities never quite fit all that well. He was watchable at best and needed a little more than that to stand out, especially in what NXT was going to become. On the other hand you have Reigns, who wrestled in NXT all of twice before moving on to the main roster.

Antonio Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins
Date: December 7, 2011
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Christopher Patrick Russo, Byron Saxton

This might be the first ever NXT event at Full Sail. The future Brandi Rhodes is ring announcer and of course she’s awesome at that too. Before the match, Cesaro does his regular “Americans are dumb and Europeans are awesome” speech. They go right at each other to start with Rollins missing an early dropkick and getting caught in a gutwrench suplex. There’s something so awesome about watching someone pick up another human being and throw them around like that.

The double chickenwing goes on for a bit until Cesaro kicks him in the face to cut off the comeback. It’s off to a neck crank to keep Rollins in trouble, followed by a gorilla press toss, sending Rollins throat first onto the top rope. I almost forget how freakishly strong Cesaro is at times. An arm trap chinlock keeps Rollins down but he gets two off a rollup to go with a breath of air. Rollins forearms him in the face and hits the Wade Barrett middle rope swinging suplex to send Cesaro into the corner.

The Curb Stomp misses but Rollins settles for a monkey flip over the top in a spot you don’t see that often. The big flip dive connects and the Curb Stomp connects for two back inside. Cesaro grabs the rope so Rollins goes to get him, allowing Cesaro to hit a cheap shot to the throat. Swiss Death (pop up uppercut) finishes Rollins at 5:12.

Rating: C+. This is the kind of match that should have been given about twenty minutes but they managed to fly through everything without it feeling rushed. That’s quite the impressive feat and they made it work very well here. This was when the two of them had some crazy energy (ok so Rollins still did) and should have been the top stars of the future (ok so Rollins was).

And now we’ll mix things up a bit. I mean….uh….oh yeah two of them now basically run developmental so it ties together. It’s also listed as being in the most complete form possible due to technical difficulties.

D-Generation X vs. Legacy
Date: September 4, 2009
Location: Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, Ohio

Post Smackdown dark match inside a cage. For those of you who don’t remember them, Legacy is Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. Before the match, HHH goes into a pretty funny bit about how it’s 10:30 so Raw isn’t even over yet, meaning they have a lot of time. Then they realize this isn’t on TV so this is for the millions NOT watching at home and you won’t see this until Friday even if you could see it. We get a long delay after the bell so I notice how big the gaps between the sections of the cage are this time.

They do the “let’s tag over and over bit until someone stays in” bit, even tagging the referee at one point. HHH headlocks Cody to start (likely trying to drag him back into WWE ten years early). More staring ensues as you can tell they’re not really feeling the workrate tonight. Cody comes back with some right hands so it’s off to Shawn to scare him a bit. A swinging neckbreaker drops Cody and Shawn steps on his face, sending Cody bailing over for a tag.

DiBiase has some more luck with some right hands in the corner but Shawn cuts him off with a couple of chops. A cheap shot lets DiBiase take Shawn down into the corner and it’s back to Cody for more right hands. You might be noticing a lot of those tonight and there’s a reason for that: this isn’t the most important match in the world. Shawn gets sent into the cage (first time it’s been used so far) as the boring match continues. A catapult into the cage gives Ted two and it’s back to Cody, with Shawn fighting out of the corner.

The reverse chinlock goes on, because a cage match needs a rest hold. Shawn powers out and the hot tag brings in HHH to clean house. That means a jumping knee and a spinebuster but Cody gives him a DDT. Everything breaks down and Shawn hits the flying forearm into the nipup before helping HHH send Legacy into the cage. The Pedigree and Sweet Chin Music give us the double pin at 12:21.

Rating: D-. Oh yea this one was terrible and there’s no way around it. The guys weren’t interested in trying and they had a really lazy match instead of doing anything of note. The cage was a complete non-factor for about 90% of the match and other than a few token rams, there was no reason this wasn’t a regular tag match.

Overall Rating: D+. This is much more of an interesting set than anything good. I really could go for the full FCW library to be released as they have some very cool pairings in there. It’s the current generation getting their starts and some of the feuds could have been fascinating. What we got here was fine, but that cage match was just a waste of time.

 

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Hidden Gems Collection #2: I’ve Never Seen Anything Like This And You Need To Watch It Right Now

No image on this one, because I don’t want to spoil the impact.

Hidden Gems #2
Date: 1989

So when I originally put this on the schedule, it was entirely for the sake of the AWA Team Challenge show which got….interesting reviews, shall we say for reasons of general insanity. Since I started doing the rest of the years though, I might as well do the entire year, which is quite the eclectic collection this time around. Let’s get to it.

For the sake of simplicity, I’ll do these in order from the date they aired, starting with the earliest.

From February 23, 1989 in Florida.

Gordon Solie and Diamond Dallas Page (back when he was a heel commentator with some big hair) are with Oliver Humperdink (a heel manager) at the announcers’ desk with Oliver not being happy about Dusty Rhodes. Lately Dusty has brought out his son Dustin, who needs to be taken care of. Therefore, Humperdink is calling in Terry Funk to eradicate Dustin so Dusty will give up. Terry isn’t here yet, but he’s sent in a video for our visual enjoyment.

Funk, standing in front of a big wooden cutout labeled Dusty, has a new word for us. The word is a Dusty, which is a 150lb frame, with 50lbs of added fat, 50lbs of added obesity and 50lbs of added hot air, giving you a 300lb blob. Terry whips out a chainsaw and cuts off the wooden arms and head before hacking away the painted on heart. That leaves you with a heartless jackass, and if you breed that with a thick tongued barmaid, you get a Dustin, who is too stupid to say no, he won’t get in the ring with Terry Funk. Well, that was absolutely terrifying and we’ll move on as fast as possible.

From a WWA show promoted by the AWA. Note that this is VERY late in the match with about nine minutes shown of a match that ran thirty. It was also broadcast in Japan, as you can hear the Japanese commentary under the English commentary. Also of note: former World Champion Pat O’Connor is guest referee.

Rock N Roll Express vs. British Bulldogs
Date: February 23, 1989
Location: Memorial Hall, Kansas City, Missouri
Attendance: 300
Commentators: Ray Stevens, Greg Gagne

Joined in progress with Dynamite Kid dropping a knee onto Ricky Morton’s back and slapping on an armbar. Bulldog comes in for an armbar of his own as there are more empty seats than filled ones. Morton gets thrown outside as we hit the 25 minute mark. With the fans looking bored out of their minds, Greg talks about them being up for the entire match. I know they can see the match, so why like about something that is clearly wrong? I’ve never gotten that.

It’s back to Bulldog, who misses a top rope knee but still breaks up the hot tag attempt. Morton finally rolls over for the hot tag to Robert Gibson and everything breaks down. Gibson gets one off the slowest one count ever off a backdrop and then suplexes Dynamite with two minutes left. It’s back to Ricky for two off a piledriver, followed by the double dropkick for another slow two. A small package gets the same and we have thirty seconds. Smith and Gibson both try dropkicks and it’s back to Dynamite for an exchange of small packages as the time limit expires at 7:14 shown.

Rating: D. It’s really not fair to rate the last fifth or so of a match but what we got wasn’t all that great. The wrestling wasn’t anything to see but then again these teams were WAY passed their primes by this point anyway. I certainly don’t think I’d want to see the full version, but it’s certainly fine for an historical curiosity if nothing else.

Post match Badd Company, the Tag Team Champions, say they’re ready to face any team. They’re particularly ready to face Ricky Rice and Derrick Dukes (the Top Guns), who must be dreaming if they think they’re getting the titles. Ok then.

From May 13, 1989 in Sarasota, Florida in the PWF (Professional Wrestling Federation), Dusty Rhodes’ promotion. As you can probably guess by the name of Dusty’s opponent, it didn’t even make it a year.

PWF World Title: Dusty Rhodes vs. Big Steele Man
Date: May 13, 1989
Location: Robarts Arena, Sarasota, Florida
Commentator: Gordon Solie

In a cage with Dusty defending and that would be Tugboat/Typhoon/Shockmaster. Makes sense as they’re brothers-in-law, along with Jerry Sags (there’s your trivia for the day). This is in a cage and joined in progress again with Dusty going after Man’s manager, Oliver Humperdink (hey it’s a theme collection). Man hammers away in the corner but Dusty gets in the ten right hands to take over again. The Bionic Elbow keeps Man in trouble and he gets sent head first into the cage as the blood is flowing.

Man gets smart enough to grab a bearhug but Dusty hiptosses his way to freedom, only to miss the big elbow. A right hand knocks Dusty into the referee and of course Dusty hits the big elbow a few seconds later. Humperdink comes in (because the cage door is worthless) but gets punched back. Dusty hits a suplex but Diamond Dallas Page, Steel’s other manager, throws in a towel. Apparently it’s covered in something to knock Dusty out, meaning….well nothing actually as we’re clipped to a still of Man holding up the title at about 4:20.

Rating: D-. I’ve seen a full show from these guys before and the regular thing wasn’t that much better. This was slow and plodding and little more than a way for Dusty to have a foil, even though both of them would be in the WWF in about two months. That being said, what else were you expecting from Dusty vs. Tugboat in a serious match?

And now, for the reason I wanted to watch this in the first place.

Team Challenge Series Pilot
Date: October 23, 1989
Commentators: Ralph Strangis, Greg Gagne

So back in the late 1980s, the AWA was, uh, bad. Like, really bad. Their answer was this big series of gimmick matches with a big scoring system and the entire roster split up into three teams. This was called the Team Challenge Series and what we have here is described as an unreleased home video pilot special. I’m sure this will be FASCINATING. Let’s get to it.

We open with a montage, featuring cheerleaders in very 80s bikinis chanting YAY YAY YAY FOR THE AWA, plus the American flag, a concert and wrestling. I guess this is Verne Gagne’s idea of patriotism?

Verne, with his dog, introduces the concept. He’s so excited about this concept with new technology (remember that) that he might come out of retirement one more time. I mean, would that really surprise anyone?

Our hosts and commentators, Ralph Strangis and Greg Gagne promise us some great new stuff over the next sixty minutes. The video is less than forty, making me think that either this company can’t count or something has been edited. Guess which I’m leaning towards. Greg says we’ll be able to feel the armdrags and dropkicks. Well his partner had a great dropkick so I’ll take what I can get.

Tommy Jammer vs. Tom Burton

Let me stop you right here. See, around this time the AWA wasn’t doing well with drawing audiences. That would be the case here, so this is how they solved the problem. An example of the entrances:

Now, in case that’s not enough for you, there are no fans in the “arena”, which appears to be a small, dimly lit room. Not that you can tell how big it is, when the lights go as far as where the first row would be. Now, to compensate for the lack of the fans, we do get some extreme closeups of some random people, presumably watching anything but this show. And now, the match.

Burton armdrags him down and we hear about the great technology: slow motion. Yes I said SLOW MOTION. Now for those of you unfamiliar with the history of slow motion….well you’re pretty common actually. From what I can find, the earliest usage of slow motion in television was first used on television in 1939, or FIFTY YEARS before this aired.

Back to the match, we cut to some fans giving a thumbs down sign at what appears to be a restaurant or a bar, with a brick wall and a bottle of ketchup visible. Now, considering it’s a well lit scene and the arena is about as well lit as an old school NWA arena, I’m thinking something is afoot. Or astupid. Burton hits a simple slam and that’s enough for a slow motion replay.

Jammer makes a comeback and we go to a far too close camera angle, with the camera seemingly inside the ring. That sounds cool in theory, but when it’s so close that you can’t see Jammer as he slams Burton, it might be a little too close. Oh and where is Jammer’s slow motion replay? Jammer gets an armdrag and we change camera angles, followed by another armdrag and another cut to some woman at what might be a different bar. A powerslam and a splash (called the Surfer Splash on the original call and the Jammer Splash on the replay) finish Burton at 1:46.

We go to Baron Von Raschke and Sgt. Slaughter, with the former being listed as the captain of the Blitzers. His man Paul Diamond is ready to face Slaughter’s (captain of the Snipers) Colonel DeBeers (Isn’t a colonel above a sergeant?) in what sounds like an over the top rope challenge.

Now it’s clear that these two are on different teams, but we still have no idea what the teams are, who is on them, how many teams there are, how they were determined, what they’re fighting for, or ANYTHING about the concept other than the fact that there is a concept at hand. I have a feeling this is going to get even worse as we keep go forward.

The announcers don’t like the Destruction Crew. Of note: it sounds like this was a TV show that was released on video. That would explain the time issue earlier, but it’s not really clear either way.

The Destruction Crew (Mike Enos and Wayne Bloom, better known as the Beverly Brothers in the WWF) swing sledgehammers at a green screen of a hotel being demolished. They’re ready to destroy things. Or maybe people. This was a Demolition knockoff.

Destruction Crew vs. Jerry Lynn/Ricky Rice

This would be the second time Rice has been mentioned today in what is likely the only two times he’s been mentioned in about twenty five years. The Crew has Luscious Johnny V in their corner. We get more shots of fans in what is very clearly a different location. This is described as being “just like at a sports bar”. So wait: is watching the show live like it’s in a sports bar, or is the show supposed to be in a sports bar? Are they saying the fans are watching this from elsewhere or are they supposed to be in the arena? I would assume the former, but egads this is far more complicated than it should be.

Rice gets armdragged (popular move tonight) down to start and Enos shoulders him for a bonus. Some wristlocks have Enos in trouble and it’s off to Lynn….as the fans seem pleased. That would make you believe that the fans are supposed to be in the arena, meaning this is supposed to be in the sports bars shown. Lynn, who looks nothing like he would ten years later in ECW, stays on the arm as we can see the ceiling, which is far higher than it was in the bar shots earlier.

The replay shows that Lynn’s face and head never came close to touching the mat. Greg: “He may have a broken neck!”

Post match Eric Bischoff (with huge hair) talks to Johnny and the Crew (great band name) who just talk about how awesome they are. Only Bischoff mentions the team concept, and the fact that the Crew is on Larry Zbyszko’s (unnamed) team. No word on who Lynn and Rice play for.

The announcers think that the Crew is destined for one thing: the Tag Team Titles. Not winning points or anything related to the Series, but the titles, which may or may not be a part of the Series. You know what is part of the Series? Of course not, because we still haven’t been told about it nearly fifteen minutes in.

Slaughter explains what sounds like the main event, which is an over the top rope challenge, called a King of the Hill match. DeBeers better win tonight or he’s going to disgrace America. Note that DeBeers is from South Africa.

DeBeers, standing in front of a flag which isn’t from South Africa, talks about being in the South African military and says that while he hasn’t lost a war, he’s had some casualties. From now on, Slaughter needs to communicate through the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Tonight, he’s winning for South Africa.

The announcers FINALLY tell us something about the Series: the teams were picked at random. And we move on to Beverly Hills.

We get a foxy boxing match (meaning women basically in lingerie boxing) with a ring surrounded by women in actual lingerie. The Blonde Bomber jumps Slaughterhouse Sean before the bell as we hear about their managers. The camera goes to alternating first person views as round one ends. Apparently the beating continues, though we’re looking at the Bomber’s manager Mustang Sally instead.

Ralph actually explains the rules here, even as the Bomber jumps Sean from behind and puts on a chinlock. A snap suplex gets two and the referee tells her to put the gloves back on. Sean blocks a kick in the corner and hits a heck of a right hand to knock the Bomber silly as round two ends.

Greg explains the rules and concept of the whole thing, which makes enough sense, assuming you forgive this explanation coming over halfway through the whole show.

And here are the standings:

Larry’s Legends – 16

Baron’s Blitzers – 15

Sarge’s Snipers – 13

Of course there have already been 44 points given out when we haven’t seen an actual match on the pilot yet. From what I can find, the Series started on October 1. This video is dated October 23, so assuming a point a match (and we have to assume since we haven’t been told anything otherwise), there have been an average of two matches a day, every day, since the thing took place. Also, this would suggest that it’s a TV show, because you probably wouldn’t put “current” standings on a home video release. Then again I have no reason to believe that any matches have actually taken place at this point so who knows.

Just to make it even more confusing, Diamond says this is the beginning of the Series and he’s in the first match. So yeah, there are just points for the teams despite the Series not even starting yet. This just keeps getting better and better.

Paul Diamond vs. Colonel DeBeers

Over the top rope challenge. It should be noted that during the entrances with the fake crowds, the wrestlers are turning to the left and walking into the people, just in case you thought they might be real you see. Ralph: “We are watching this with you, live from satellite base. From sea to shining sea, in sports bars and in your homes. This is the new AWA. Ralph Strangis and Greg Gagne ringside.” They can’t even go three sentences without screwing something up!

Also, if this is possibly released on home video (which makes sense if this is the first match), then how are they supposed to be watching it at a bar? And are these all bars in the Minnesota area? Or is it like some worldwide watch party where everyone got a pre-release copy of this tape and they’re all watching it together?

The bigger DeBeers shoulders him down to start but gets caught in a flying headscissors. Diamond misses a crossbody in the corner though and DeBeers tries to get him out, showing some actual thinking here for the first time on this whole thing. A dropkick grazes DeBeers and we look at the slow motion replay to prove how badly it missed. DeBeers snapmares him down and hits a top rope headbutt, followed by a kick to the ribs to knock him over the top and out to the apron.

Another headbutt misses and we take a slow motion look at DeBeers going face first into the buckle. Some right hands get DeBeers out of trouble and we crank up the crowd noise again. DeBeers rolls outside (legal) and drives some elbows into the chest before heading back inside. A piledriver is reversed into a backdrop though and Diamond gets the win for….some to be announced amount of points at 5:49.

Rating: D. Again, it’s not even the worst wrestling ever. DeBeers and Diamond are talented enough guys that they could work a completely watchable match. This was fine for what it was, even with a little drama on some of the near tosses. It’s just everything else thrown in there leaves you with so many questions.

Sgt. Slaughter vs. The Terminator

I believe the Terminator is Marcus Laurinaitis, Animal and Johnny Ace’s brother. The ring is heavily mic’d here so we’re getting a lot of extra trash talk, somehow with no swearing included. It’s so weird seeing Slaughter with hair. Slaughter hits a forearm to the chest and we see it in SLOW MOTION WITH MIC’D UP SOUND!!! I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH TECHNOLOGY! They demand that the other show them toughness so Slaughter drop toeholds him down into a headlock.

We get a quick preview for next week (Again, video or not?), including a very young Yokozuna, to wrap things up.

Overall Rating: A+. This was incredible, with everything going wrong in every possible way and turning the whole thing into one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. It didn’t make sense, the wrestling was crazy, and the entire show was such a blast to watch. It was the kind of thing that you have to see to believe and it’s absolutely incredible in a train wreck sense.

Normally I would list off a bunch of stuff that they did wrong here but there isn’t enough space to do that justice. This was a perfect storm of awful as the AWA continues to have no idea how to get out of the downward spiral they were in. The company was long past the point where they should have pulled the plug and instead we get a show where Slow Motion is the next big thing in wrestling technology.

Really, this is something that you need to see to believe because words can’t do it justice. Just watch it for a few minutes and see if you can look away. The entire concept was a mess in the first place and then there’s….whatever you want to call this thing. It’s such an incredible spectacle and one of the few things that ever had me nearly speechless. Go out of your way to check this out and just have a good time with how insane the thing really is.

Here’s the show on the Network. You owe yourself this one.

http://network.wwe.com/video/v2518758883

 

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Icon? Showstopper? Main Event?

This one might be a bit interesting.

How would have HBK faired in today’s wrestling climate? It could have be in either WWE or in the indie scene. Would he have been huge or just been see as another face by the fans?

Now this is an interesting one, and not just because the wife is a huge Shawn fan and might kill me depending on how I answer.

Did anyone do that better than Shawn? He knew how to play to a crowd like no one else and could steal a show so perfectly. There’s one other major point in his favor though: at the end of the day, Shawn is one of the most talented in-ring performers in history, if not of all time. That kind of talent is going to rise to the top as people would see just how good he was. Shawn could steal the show against anyone and he would do it on any stage.

The same holds true for WWE, though maybe not to the same degree. The style that Shawn worked would get over, but at the same time it would be partially smothered by everything else going on. His time as a face wouldn’t work so well as faces tend to get destroyed anymore and his over the top heel antics wouldn’t be allowed anymore. The talent would get him wherever he needed to go and he would be a star, but I don’t think he would be able to get as far otherwise. He’d be a huge fan favorite, though not likely the kind who got pushed as a major star.