WWE Vault Grab Bag VIII: Viva Italia!
WWE Vault Grab Bag VIII
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Bruno Sammartino, Gorilla Monsoon, Lord Alfred Hayes, Stan Lane, Rodger Kent, Superstar Billy Graham, Rod Trongard, Michael Cole
It’s time for another batch of randomness as thrown on the WWE Vault channels (and its assorted spinoffs). While I have a list of matches I’ve picked, there’s no theme here as I’m just doing them at random. You never know what you’re going to get here and that can make it a lot of fun. Let’s get to it.
From East Rutherford, New Jersey, January 5, 1987.
Honky Tonk Man/Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan/Ricky Steamboat
Why yes, I’m shocked that this is from 1987 too. Jimmy Hart and Miss Elizabeth are here with the villains. Hogan and Steamboat clear the ring without much trouble to start as we’re still in the suspenders period for Honky Tonk Man. Savage throws in a chair and manages to hit the referee but he’s back up, with Steamboat taking over on Honky Tonk Man, who is sent into Hogan’s raised boot.
Savage goes up but Hogan is right there to warn Steamboat, actually being a good partner for once. Steamboat even takes Honky Tonk Man over to the corner so Savage can tag but we’ll save that for later. A less than clean crossbody gives Steamboat two and it’s off to Hogan, who does make Honky Tonk Man tag out. Savage bails to the floor and is pulled right back inside for a tag back to Honky Tonk Man. Steamboat and Hogan take turns knocking Honky Tonk Man down, this time into a chinlock, as Savage keeps running around.
Honky Tonk Man gets out and actually takes over on Hogan, with some right hands connecting in the corner. It’s back to Steamboat, who grabs a sleeper as Honky Tonk Man can’t keep anything going. Steamboat hits the ropes but Savage gets in a knee to the back to cut him off. NOW Steamboat is willing to come in for some shots to the back, allowing Honky Tonk Man to get in some offense for a change.
Another Savage distraction lets Honky Tonk Man get in a slam on the floor but this time Hogan is over there to go after Savage. The fans certainly approve, even as Savage runs away again. Steamboat chops his way out of trouble and it’s back to Hogan, who knocks Savage down without even getting in the ring. That and some regular right hands are enough work from Hogan, who hands it back to Steamboat for the chops.
Honky Tonk Man shoves him off the top and gets punched on the floor for his troubles. Savage grabs the bell but gets slammed off the top, allowing Steamboat to pick it up. That’s enough for Savage to run off and the good guys beat up Hart and Honky Tonk Man. Hogan and Steamboat win via DQ at around 12:30.
Rating: B-. This wasn’t so much a great match as much as it was a blast by having two of the best villains against the two goodliest good guys of all time. They got to have an easy tag match with Honky Tonk Man getting beaten up and Savage running around all over the place. It’s no surprise that the fans went nuts throughout the whole thing because, well, why wouldn’t they?
From New York City, New York, July 12, 1986.
Tito Santana/Bruno Sammartino vs. Randy Savage/Adrian Adonis
In a cage, Jimmy Hart and Elizabeth are here too, and both members of the team have to escape. The villains jump them on the way in but Sammartino avoids a belt shot to start the early comeback. Sammartino unloads on Savage in the corner as Adonis elbows Santana into the corner. Adonis is sent into the cage and immediately tries to escape, which doesn’t exactly work.
The pairs trade off and Savage goes to escape, which doesn’t work either. Adonis still can’t get out the door as Sammartino pulls Savage down for a big crash. Sammartino flips Savage upside down in the corner and stomps away but has to stop and crotch Adonis on top. Back up and Savage sends Santana into the cage, as Sammartino does with Adonis. The ax handle hits Santana, who is busted open to make this feel more serious.
Sammartino easily cuts Savage off by trying to escape so Adonis rakes Santana’s face over the cage. The big rights and lefts have Adonis rocked in the corner and Santana is back up to slug it out with Savage. Santana knocks Savage out of the air and Adonis actually breaks the steps as he tries to get outside, pulling the top off as Sammartino pulls him back inside.
It’s so 80s as you can see the nails sticking out of the things. Savage is sent into the cage and is busted open as well but catches Santana low on the way out. Adonis gets all the way to the top of the cage and dives down, only to miss (not really) Sammartino. Savage tries to escape again and gets punched down by Santana. Sammartino sends Adonis into the cage and leaves, with Santana dropping down to win at 9:52.
Rating: B+. Good grief this was a blast, as you had two teams who felt like they wanted to do nothing more than hurt the other guys. Adonis might not have looked the part all the time, but he could more than hang in there with anyone. Sammartino was old but still in better shape than most of the roster and the fans worshipped him. Awesome stuff here, as it felt like an all out fight.
From Stockton, California, March 13, 1995.
Bull Nakano/Hakushi vs. Alundra Blayze/Bob Holly
Yeah I’d call this different and Shinja is here with the villains. Monsoon: “My pal Sparky!” Nakano glares at Blayze for daring to chop her so Blayze goes with a middle rope shoulder instead. That and a standing moonsault are good for two but Nakano easily powerbombs her out of the corner. One heck of a hair toss has Blayze in more trouble and it’s off to the men for a change.
A running shoulder and hiptoss both put Hakushi down and it’s time to work on the arm. Back up and Hakushi backs him into the corner and adds a running dropkick. The chinlock goes on but Holly is back up to bring Blayze back in. A sunset flip doesn’t work as Nakano sits down on her for two, followed by a clothesline out to the floor. Blayze does get in a missile dropkick and it’s back to Holly for two off a suplex.
Nakano trips Holly down though, with Monsoon saying “yeah the big fat one there, she pulled the leg” in a comment that was bad then and has aged even worse. Back in and the villains are sent into each other, leaving them crashing out to the floor. A pair of dives take them out again so Shinja offers a distraction so Hakushi and Nakano can get in some cheap shots. The men head outside again and Blayze grabs a German suplex for the pin at 7:11.
Rating: C-. Uh, yeah. This certainly was a tag match that happened and no it wasn’t very good. The men’s stuff was a bunch of dropkicks and basic stuff and pretty much nothing else. It’s certainly a unique match but that doesn’t mean it’s something that you want to see. Nakano and Blayze were doing ok, but it’s nothing that is overly memorable in any way.
Now we’re going to mix it up a bit, a collection of Hardcore Title matches to showcase the 24/7 Rule. For the sake of time/insanity, I won’t be listing the time or dates.
The Mean Street Posse attack Crash Holly in a Days Inn room, with Tim White diving onto the bed to count the pin. The Posse keeps getting in arguments over who gets the pin, with a lamp being busted over Rodney’s head, allowing Crash to escape. And then Pete Gas steals some room service.
Next up, the Posse, with referee Teddy Long, go to a laundromat to find Crash, who throws detergent in Rodney’s eyes. A broom to the head gives Abs two so Rodney starts swinging the Cheer. Pete Gas goes after Rodney for missing and Long is knocked down too. Crash escapes again and Rodney gets doused with Tide.
We’re off to the baggage claim at the Newark airport, where the posse jumps Crash again, with Pete actually getting the pin and the title. Then Crash hits him with a scale and gets the title back before running off to….do I really want to know? What I do: Crash’s music playing in the arena when he won the title before the show at an airport is great.
It’s time for a change of pace as the Headbangers track Crash (I feel like I’m playing Carmen Sandiego) to Funtime USA, an indoor game place. Crash was last seen playing laser tag but he’s actually found at a ball toss. Mosh slams him for no count as there’s no referee so Crash escapes and throws balls at him. Then he escapes down a slide, with the cameraman following him.
Thrasher is right there with a trashcan shot for two but Mosh breaks it up. They head over to the test your strength game but Crash avoids the big hammer smash. Crash runs into the ball pit, with the Headbangers sending Earl Hebner in first (Mosh: “Get him in the balls.”). The Headbangers can’t decide who goes in first and Crash gets in a clothesline off the monkey bars. A hurricanrana off the zipline lets Crash escape, with the Headbangers blaming Hebner.
Then one day Crash went to the circus, only to run into a clown and a referee, who appears to be thuggin and buggin, despite the fake nose and mustache. The clown jumps Crash and another joins in to help with the beating. Another clown shows up but Crash escapes and of course it’s the Posse, who decide to go “mess with the midgets”.
Later, Gerald Brisco goes into the APA’s office to find a sleeping Crash (Lawler: “Be very very quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.”) so of course commentary is quiet. Brisco has a referee count the pin but the referee trips over something and Crash chases Brisco out. Brisco runs into the ring and actually punches Crash down, only for Crash to grab the weapons. A broom is broken over Brisco’s back so here is Pat Patterson, with Brisco demanding a Stinkface. Crash breaks that up and the chase continues.
Yeah this was a blast and you could tell it was a bunch of guys being given a camera and told to go have fun.
From Evolution.
NXT UK Women’s Title: Rhea Ripley vs. Dakota Kai
This is a dark match from the original show and Ripley (in between the original blonde and what would become her trademark look) is defending. Ripley picks her up to start but Kai is right back with a quick double stomp to escape. That earns her a big toss, followed by a delayed vertical suplex to give Ripley two. Kai escapes another suplex but Ripley is right back with the Prism Trap. That’s broken up with a roll into the corner and Kai hits a Scorpion Kick, followed by a running boot in the corner. The circling Helluva Kick gives Kai two but she misses a top rope double stomp. Ripley hits a quick Riptide to retain at 3:57.
Rating: C. This wasn’t supposed to be a big, epic match and was just there to get some action in the ring. A the same time, you could see the star growing in Ripley, as she had those little mannerisms that made her feel like someone to watch. That’s the kind of charisma that you either have or don’t and to say Ripley would wind up having it in spades is an understatement.
From Rome, Italy, November 15, 2005.
Undertaker vs. Randy Orton
Bob Orton Jr. is here with Randy. We’re joined in progress with Orton ducking some shots in the corner and grabbing a headlock. That doesn’t work either as Orton is knocked outside, where he looks rather shaken. We’re clipped to Undertaker stomping away in the corner and working on the arm.
We’re clipped again to Old School being broken up and Bob’s distraction lets Orton rake the eyes. That sets up the superplex and we’re clipped to Orton hitting a powerslam for two. We’re clipped again to Undertaker sending him into the post and clipped again (we get it already) to Undertaker beating up Bob. Orton breaks up the big legdrop on the apron to save his daddy and we’re clipped again to Undertaker getting pounded in the chest. As Bob dramatically puts his cowboy hat back on as Orton sends him back inside and hammers away.
We’re clipped again to Orton diving into a raised boot, sending him sprawling into the corner. Snake Eyes sets up the big boot and legdrop for two and we’re clipped again to Old School connecting. A Downward Spiral gets two more, with Bob’s near interference not pleasing Undertaker. The running knee (because Undertaker uses a running knee in this match) in the corner hits Orton again so Bob offers another distraction, earning an ejection. The running bit boot misses for Undertaker though, as we pan over to Bob still leaving.
With that out of the way, Orton gets a DDT out of the ropes (not the hanging DDT) for two before starting in on the leg. A chop block sets up a spinning toehold but we’re clipped again to the referee down and replaced by another and Undertaker sitting up. One might think that would have been a part of the match we needed to see but apparently Bob leaving was more important. The chokeslam connects and here is Bob to pull the referee. This time Bob gets in and, after the RKO is blocked, Undertaker gives him a Tombstone. Another Tombstone finishes Orton at 10:56.
Rating: B-. There was a lot of clipping here but the good thing is you can mostly tell what was going on. Granted it helps when you’re at a house show because it’s not like any of them are going to do anything out of the ordinary. The match was good enough but Orton not even hitting an RKO left it a bit lacking. Still though, Undertaker being on the card was a big enough deal and the fans were way into it.
From Glasgow, Scotland, November 1, 2017.
Shield/??? vs. Bray Wyatt/The Bar
Roman Reigns isn’t here so Seth Rollins says he and Dean Ambrose need a partner. This was a phone call he never thought he would make but he knows he always needs a Plan B. That would apparently be HHH, in Shield gear, or at least something close to it, for quite the reaction. HHH and Rollins have the big staredown until Rollins offers him a vest, which HHH accepts.
Rollins starts with Cesaro, who grabs a headlock for the traditional grinding. Back up and Rollins hits a crossbody and superkick to the ribs before it’s off to Ambrose. A basement clothesline sets up a splash from Rollins, followed by a top rope ax handle to send Cesaro over to the corner. The mohawk with Sheamus attached (that thing has to be sentient) comes in and gets crossbodied as well, with Rollins adding a top rope shot to the head. Sheamus is back up and hands it off to Wyatt, who takes over on Rollins in the corner.
The upside down stare freaks Rollins out so it’s off to HHH for the staredown. Wyatt actually wins the slugout and does the spider walk so HHH gives him a running clothesline. Ambrose comes in to stomp away, allowing his partners to double team Wyatt like good heroes should do. Wyatt gets over for the tag to Sheamus, who is quickly kneed in the ribs and kicked to the floor. An invading Wyatt has to bail from the threat of a Pedigree, leaving HHH and the Shield to load up dives.
Rollins and Ambrose dive but HHH would rather just jump from the apron and go after Wyatt, which you could see coming but it still worked. The big brawl breaks out on the floor until Sheamus blocks Dirty Deeds to take over. Cesaro grabs a chinlock and it’s back to Wyatt for a running clothesline of his own. Ambrose manages a neckbreaker so Sheamus knees him into the ropes, only to have Ambrose hit the rebound lariat. Rollins springboards in with a clothesline (popular move here) and a Blockbuster but Cesaro gets in a cheap shot from the apron (yes it was a clothesline) to take over again.
Sheamus’ middle rope ax handle sets up a chinlock and an Irish Curse gets two. Wyatt hits a gutbuster for the same and we’re off to a chinlock. A knee from the apron lets Cesaro get two and Rollins is sent outside to keep up the beatdown. Cesaro goes outside and gets chopped, only to come back with a front facelock inside. With the hold almost broken, Cesaro boots HHH off the apron and then uppercuts Rollins to give Sheamus two.
We pause for the Bar to yell at the referee….who pulls an Earl Hebner and yells right back at Sheamus. That’s enough for Rollins to chop and kick back at Sheamus, who misses a charge into the post. The jumping tag brings in HHH for the comeback, including a facebuster to Cesaro. The big knee drop gets two and HHH hits a spinebuster as everyone else gets back inside. They’re cleared out and the Neutralizer is countered, with the Pedigree getting two as Sheamus makes the save. Dirty Deeds drops Sheamus and the TripleBomb finishes Cesaro at 20:47.
Rating: B+. I wasn’t that interested coming into this one when it came up on the list but it wound up being a heck of a match. HHH didn’t do much until the end, but that’s the point of a guest star like this. The fans got to see something rather cool and it cool to see everyone putting in some hard work at a house show. Rather good stuff here and a very nice surprise.
Post match HHH joins in the Shield pose.
From Boston, Massachusetts, June 4, 1988.
Demolition/Mr. Fuji vs. Strike Force/Ultimate Warrior
Well this is certainly something. The bell rings and we pause for Fuji to throw the salt until Martel slugs away at Smash. That’s not a good idea with Smash, who pounds away to take over and tags in…Fuji, which doesn’t seem overly intelligent. Shockingly enough, Fuji is quickly beaten down and slammed, allowing Warrior and Ax to come in. They stare at each other for awhile until Ax’s running shoulder has no effect.
Ax’s forearms don’t do much as Warrior is right back with a clothesline so we’ll try Smash instead. Warrior actually takes over on the arm and it’s off to Santana for both a change and a right hand to the head. The good guys take turns working on the arm but Warrior misses a Stinger Splash (I wonder where he learned that). Demolition gets to take turns beating on Warrior and Fuji hits a falling headbutt to the ribs.
Ax charges into a raised boot in the corner though and it’s off to Martel to fire off the right hands. Santana comes in with the flying forearm and grabs the Figure Four as everything breaks down. Warrior drops a salt wielding Fuji with a clothesline and Fuji is rather out of it. The hold is broken and Fuji is taken out, leaving Strike Force to work on the leg. Ax gets in a shot to Santana though and it’s back to Smash to choke on the ropes.
The villains keep trading off, with Ax grabbing a chinlock. Smash’s neck crank does about the same but Ax misses a headbutt. Smash misses an elbow as well and a crawling Santana gets over to Martel to the hot tag. The Boston crab goes on so Ax makes the save and Warrior comes in for the save. Warrior actually gets sent outside but comes back in with a top rope ax handle to pin Ax at 16:28.
Rating: B-. This was a weird match with Fuji being injured and not really dropping much as a result. If nothing else, you don’t want to see one of the reigning Tag Team Champions take a pin, which almost had to be Fuji otherwise. It wasn’t a great match but it was certainly a unique one, which is a nice thing to see.
From Rome, Italy, November 15, 2005. I really wasn’t expecting to go to Italy twice (and the same show at that) in a single set but oh well.
Cruiserweight Title: Nunzio vs. Juventud Guerrera
Nunzio is challenging and gives us a quick introduction. We start with a pose down and the handheld camera running around is giving me ECW flashbacks. Guerrera takes him into the corner to start but gets knocked down, sending Guerrera bailing to the floor. Nunzio goes outside as well for a ram into the apron but misses a Sicilian Slice back inside. A basement dropkick knocks Nunzio silly and a clothesline cuts him off.
We hit the dragon sleeper for a bit, followed by an elbow, which seems to fire Nunzio up. That just earns him a dropkick for two and Guerrera is already getting frustrated. A rollup out of the corner gets two on Guerrera and Nunzio makes the clothesline comeback. Nunzio grabs a headlock of all thing and they go to the mat, which seems like a mistake of some kind. Back up and the Sicilian Slice gets a very close two as Guerrera gets the foot on the rope. The Juvy Driver plants Nunzio but Guerrera stands up, allowing Nunzio to grab a backslide for the pin and the title at 6:45 to blow the roof off the place.
Rating: C+. The match was about what you would have expected from a 2005 Cruiserweight Title match at a house show but dang the crowd was into everything they were doing. Giving Nunzio the title match was absolutely the right call in front of a crowd like that and given that he dropped it back a week later on Smackdown, this wasn’t the biggest disaster. Nice moment here, albeit in just an ok match.
Post match Nunzio celebrates in Italian.
From New York City, New York, January 23, 1989.
Rockers vs. Brainbusters
Michaels and Anderson start things off with Michaels quickly complaining about a hair pull. I mean he’s telling the truth but toughen up man. Anderson runs the ropes but gets threatened out to the floor, with Jannetty throwing him back inside. Everything breaks down and the Rockers clear the ring, with Anderson coming back in to slap Michaels in the face. Blanchard comes in and Michaels is smart enough to bail to the floor to avoid a double teaming.
Back in and Michaels armdrags Blanchard into an armbar and Jannetty drops a splash on said arm. Anderson tries to make a save and the Rockers get to trade places behind the referee’s back in a spot that always works. A double Japanese armdrag takes both Busters down and Michaels saves Jannetty from the double suplex. The double superkick sends the Busters outside and Anderson wants a timeout (a signature thing for him).
Back in and Blanchard grabs the rope to avoid Michaels’ dropkick but Michaels hurricanrana Blanchard. Everything breaks down again and the Busters are double dropkicked to the floor. Blanchard gets back inside, where Michaels escapes the slingshot suplex and follows him to the floor. That’s enough for Anderson to catch Michaels with a clothesline as the Busters finally take over.
Back in again and a suplex gets two on Michaels, setting up a chinlock. That’s broken up and Michaels tries a sunset flip, with Anderson falling into a tag to keep him in trouble. Michaels is able to get up top for a high crossbody, only for Anderson to pull him into an abdominal stretch. The Busters try to switch without a tag and get caught (playing off the earlier spot) so it’s back to Anderson for a reverse chinlock.
Michaels gets up and backslides Blanchard for two but still can’t get the tag. Anderson is back in for the “body to body suplex” (also known as an Anderson Drop and later, the spinebuster). A sitdown splash hits raised knees though and it’s FINALLY back to Jannetty so house can be cleaned. The top rope punch gets two on Blanchard with Anderson making the save. Jannetty tries a suplex but Anderson sweeps the leg from the floor and grabs the lace to give Blanchard the pin at 16:20.
Rating: B+. I for one am shocked that two of the best teams of the 80s were able to have a really good match with a lot of time in front of a crowd that appreciated the match. These teams had great chemistry and of course the Busters knew exactly how to wrestle this kind of a match with a fast paced team. Heck of a showcase here, which would be the case any time these teams got together.
Post match the brawl is still on, with the Rockers clearing the ring.
From Superstars, May 14, 2009.
Big Show vs. Hornswoggle
You know, call it a hunch but I think we might have a theme show here. This is billed as an exhibition match and Show is blowing off steam after losing to John Cena back at Wrestlemania. The bell rings and they stare at each other (one in fear) for over a minute before Show easily picks him up. A gorilla press to the floor is teased before Show puts him on top. Show actually lays down and offers to let him hit the Tadpole Splash but then moves, with Hornswoggle knowing he’s in trouble. The KO Punch is loaded up but Goldust runs in to save Hornswoggle at 3:01.
Rating: D. I mean, what am I supposed to say here? This was an angle disguised as a match and little more than a joke. You could see how far Superstars was already falling with this as the big idea and there was no point to trying anything else. At least they kept it short, which is the point, even though it felt like quite the waste of time overall.
Post match Show lays Goldust out without much trouble.
Overall Rating: B. This was the kind of mixture that I wanted to see as we had a little bit of everything. The fun part about this kind of a mixtape is that you get a little something from all over the plat. You certainly got that here, with house show matches, TV matches and the rather hilarious Hardcore Title stuff. That’s the beauty of the Vaults and it was on full display again with these picks. More to come of course.
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