WWF House Show
Date: August 27, 1988
Location: Philadelphia Spectrum, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Attendance: 4,418
Commentators: Dick Graham, Lord Alfred Hayes, Superstar Billy Graham

We’re two days before the first Summerslam here, which like the original Wrestlemania was basically the biggest house show of the year. I’m not sure what to expect with this one as the video is only an hour long, so there is no chance it’s the full show. Hopefully we get at least the meat of the card though so let’s get to it.

Commentary welcomes us to the show and they’re looking forward to the big tag match.

From what I can find, the opening match is missing, as Ron Bass beat Lanny Poffo.

Hart Foundation vs. Fabulous Rougeau Brothers

The idea here is Jimmy Hart (not here) has basically turned on the Harts for the Rougeaus, but he still owns the Harts’ contracts. The Harts aren’t about to shake hands so we stand around a bit until Neidhart and Raymond start things off. Neidhart isn’t having a headlock and shoulders Raymond down without much trouble. After some coaching from Jacques, Raymond slips out of a slam and hits a quick dropkick, only for Neidhart to hit one of his own.

That’s enough for a breather on the floor and it’s off to Hart vs. Jacques. We hit the pause again as Jacques offers a slow motion handshake, only to flip over Hart and do some nipups. Hart isn’t overly impressed but he suckers Raymond into the wrong corner and lets Neidhart hammer away. Neidhart grabs a chinlock with a knee in the back before Hart puts on a chinlock of his own.

acques is smart enough to draw Neidhart in though and a cheap shot lets the villains (er….the bigger villains) take over on Hart. The reverse chinlock has Hart in more trouble, which Graham refers to as being “in the den of thieves”. The Rougeaus start switching on the tags and Neidhart gets drawn in again, allowing an assisted gutbuster to drop Hart again. Hart is able to get over for the tag…but Jacques has the referee. Well of course they do.

An abdominal stretch has Hart in more trouble and of course Raymond is right there for some cheating. They finally get caught and Hart gets over for the tag to Neidhart, who gets to clean house (Graham describes him as “turned on”). An elbow to the face gets a VERY delayed (and slow) two on Raymond and a middle rope elbow gets the same. Everything breaks down and Jacques gets in a cheap shot on Hart, which is enough for the pin at 17:46.

Rating: B. These teams worked very well together so it’s no surprise that the match wound up being a success. They knew each other and how to work against each other, with the Harts slipping right into the good guy mode without missing a beat. The idea of the Harts being a step off without Jimmy around made sense and it would take a long, long time for the payoff when they got the Tag Team Titles back, but dang it was worth the wait. Good match here.

It looks like we’re missing the Blue Blazer beating Barry Horowitz.

WWF Title: Randy Savage vs. Ted DiBiase

Savage is defending in the rare bright blue trunks and has Elizabeth with him, while DiBiase has Virgil. On the other hand DiBiase doesn’t have his wrist tape for a weird visual. Savage goes nuts (shocking I know) to start and hammers away, knocking DiBiase to the floor before the bell. Not to be unfair, Savage knocks him out to the floor after the bell as well and stays on him outside.

Back in and DiBiase gets a boot up in the corner and sends Savage back outside before choking away inside. An elbow on the floor keeps Savage in trouble and DiBiase yells at Elizabeth, just in case you forgot he was the villain. Savage manages to knock him away for a bit and goes up top but gets knocked right back out of the air. DiBiase misses his falling middle rope elbow (as he tended to do) and Savage gets in his clothesline.

The neck snap over the top rocks DiBiase and Savage knocks him to the floor for the ax handle. Another ax handle inside connects but he goes after Virgil (even Hayes thinks this is a bad idea) instead of covering. DiBiase knees Virgil by mistake but is fine enough to get in a right hand.

The Million Dollar Dream goes on and gets two arm drops, with Savage falling into the ropes for the break. With the referee distracted, Virgil gets in a cheap shot to give DiBiase another near fall, meaning it’s time for Virgil to take off the turnbuckle pad. DiBiase is sent into it instead though and they both go down. Savage covers but Virgil runs in for the DQ at 12:46.

Rating: B. Gah they were rolling there until the end, which wasn’t the most interesting. These two were showing great chemistry as they always did and they were this close to tearing the house down again. It makes sense as Summerslam was coming up and they didn’t want DiBiase looking weak, but dang they came up just short before the finish.

Post match the big beatdown is on until the referee manages to break it up.

Also missing: King Haku vs. Tito Santana going to a time limit draw (that could have been interesting) and the Powers Of Pain beating the Bolsheviks (not so much).

Jake Roberts vs. Rick Rude

They stare at each other to start until Roberts slugs away and grabs a rather aggressive headlock. That’s broken up and Rude leapfrogs him, only to get hit in the face and headlocked again. Roberts grinds away on that for a bit but it’s still way too early for the DDT. Rude bails to the floor and then stays on the apron as the snake bag is WAY too active.

Back in and Roberts tries to get him over to the bag, meaning it’s time to head outside again. Rude gets back in and gets headlocked, with a belly to back suplex not being enough to get him out. Back up and Rude manages to escape and drops an ax handle before working on the arm. This goes on for a good while, which tended to be the case for these two. Roberts FINALLY gets up and sends Rude outside, only for him to come back in and go after the arm again.

At least Rude is mocking the crowd as this holds goes on, because otherwise there would be a grand total of nothing here. Rude seems to crotch himself on the arm but gets a knee up in the corner to cut Roberts off anyway. Indeed we go right back to the armbar but this time Roberts fights out and hits a knee lift.

Rude’s tights are pulled down (as usual) and the short arm clothesline gives us a double breather. The DDT is loaded up but the referee gets bumped, leaving Rude to hit the Rude Awakening to no count. The referee finally wakes up and counts two before they go outside, where Rude throws the bag at Roberts. That’s enough for Rude to beat the count back in at 18:40.

Rating: D. Well, it was kind of better than their Wrestlemania match but not by much. Roberts has a really bad tendency to spend his matches in holds, with almost nothing else going on for long stretches. That’s what we had here, as they stalled to start, spent most of the match in the armbar, and then went to the ending. That’s not interesting, no matter how many faces Rude was making at the crowd.

Post match Roberts goes after Rude again and covers him with Damien to end the show. Well that’s slightly better.

Overall Rating: B-. Calling this a house show is a bit of a stretch as more than half of the matches are missing, but I can only get so upset with it when we were missing things Ron Bass and Barry Horowitz. The Roberts vs. Rude match was pretty useless, but the other two matches worked well. It has pretty much nothing to do with Summerslam which I don’t think was actually mentioned, but I can always go for a late 80s house show.

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Summerslam Pre-Show Matches
Commentators: Tom Phillips, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jim Ross, Shawn Michaels, Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon, Bobby Heenan, Mr. Perfect, Gorilla Monsoon, Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler

As usual, the name speaks for itself and this should be fun. Summerslam is a big enough show and these matches were designed to get the fans going for the night. Some of these matches have been rather good over the years and seeing them all together could be rather interesting. Let’s get to it.

From 2017.

Smackdown Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. Usos

New Day (Big E./Xavier Woods in this case) is defending. Before the match, Kofi Kingston talks about the history that New Day has in this city (Brooklyn), with Francesca being born here and their record setting title reign starting here as well. Woods works on Jimmy’s arm to start and hits a discus forearm, followed by the chops in the corner. Uso manages to get in a kick to the face though and we take a break (edited out on the WWE Vault collection).

We come back with Jey grabbing a chinlock before throwing chops and some trash talk for a bonus. Woods knocks him off the top though and a middle rope dropkick connects for the needed breather. Jimmy breaks up the tag to Big E. though and something like a Death Valley Driver into the corner keeps Woods in trouble. Woods is sent outside to keep up the beating, followed by something close to a top rope Demolition Decapitator for two.

The chinlock goes on until Woods fights out, allowing the needed tag off to Big E. That means the gyrating into the Warrior Splash but Jey is up with an enziguri. The Rock Bottom out of the corner gives Big E. two and he powerbombs Woods onto Jey for two. Woods actually electric chairs Big E. into a splash for two more but Jimmy is back in for a double spinebuster.

A Codebreaker/Backstabber combination out of the corner hits Jimmy for two and Woods is stunned at the kickout. Woods unloads with headbutts to Jimmy so Jey tags himself back in, only to get kneed out to the floor. Another shot knocks Woods outside, where a superkick cuts off Big E.’s dive. Back in and the Superfly Splash gets two on Woods but he’s right back with a Downward Spiral. The Koji Clutch has Jey in trouble, with Big E. pulling the leg to keep Jimmy on the floor. Jey manages to stack Woods up for two so Woods is back up with a Shining Wizard for two more.

The Honor Roll is countered so Woods superkicks Jey down and tornado DDTs Jimmy on the floor. Back in and UpUpDownDown hits Jey for two, with Jimmy making a diving save. Everyone is spent but Jey manages to toss Woods over the top into a Samoan drop on the floor. Kingston goes to check on Woods and gets sent into the steps, only for Big E. to spear Jey through the ropes for the huge crash. Back in and the Usos do one of their blind tags and the Usos fire off the superkicks. The double Superfly Splash finishes Big E. to give the Usos the titles at 19:22.

Rating: B+. Shockingly enough, the Usos and the New Day have a good tag match. That’s something that has become the norm and there is no shock in seeing it happen again. The Usos seem to get the better of them most of the time but New Day winning was far from out of the question. This easily could have been on the pay per view, but as it is, this is in the running for the best Kickoff Show match ever.

From 1998.

Disciples Of Apocalypse vs. Vader/Bradshaw

Paul Ellering is here with the DOA and we have the still awesome opening gates entrance. Vader and Bradshaw argue a lot to start until Vader locks up with Skull. Some big rights and lefts rock Skull but he’s back with a powerslam. Vader’s running body splash drops Skull and it’s off to Bradshaw, meaning we get another argument. Skull clotheslines his way out of trouble and they trade some big shots to the face. It’s back to Vader, who is whipped into Bradshaw on the apron. Back up and Bradshaw decks Vader, who is rolled up for the pin at 2:57.

From 1992.

Bushwhackers/Jim Duggan vs. Nasty Boys/The Mountie

Jimmy Hart is here with the villains. We pause on the floor to start and the good guys pose a bunch, only to get jumped from behind. That doesn’t last long as the comeback sends the villains to the floor and more posing ensues. Knobbs comes back in to hammer on Luke in the corner but everything breaks down again and some triple clotheslines send the Nastys to the floor.

The Mountie needs a hug from Hart and apparently it works well enough, as Sags clotheslines Butch. Luke trips Knobbs though and everything breaks down again. The Bushwhackers whip everyone in for a clothesline from Duggan but Knobbs ducks, only to get clotheslines by the Bushwhackers.

We take a break (as this aired on Prime Time Wrestling) and come back with Mountie holding Luke in a reverse chinlock. Knobbs even adds some cheating and the fans chant USA…as a Canadian chinlocks a New Zealander. Luke gets taken into the corner for the double teaming but fights out and brings in Duggan to clean house. Everything breaks down and the Battering Ram hits Jacques. Duggan’s three point clotheslines hits as well and Sags’ top rope elbow misses, allowing Duggan to get the pin at 12:04.

Rating: B-. It wasn’t a particularly good match, but it was exactly the kind of fun that you want in a match like this. Duggan and the Bushwhackers knew exactly how to do this kind of a match and the heels played it perfectly well. I had a good time with this and the fans liked it as well, so call it a pretty perfectly played match.

From 1996.

Steve Austin vs. Yokozuna

Austin strikes away from behind to start but can’t get very far. Yokozuna hammers away and catches Austin in a Samoan drop. Rather than covering, Yokozuna loads up the Banzai Drop…but the rope breaks and Austin gets a rollup for the pin at 1:57. Hey did you know Yokozuna was huge? I wasn’t sure if that was clear or not.

From 1992.

Papa Shango vs. El Matador

Shango jumps him from behind to start and sends Matador into the buckle. The running splash crushes Matador again but he fights back with a dropkick to send Shango outside. Back in and a top rope clothesline hits Shango and we hit the armbar. A running crossbody gives Matador two more and he grabs a sleeper. That’s broken up with a ram into the corner and Shango drops an elbow, meaning it’s time to…lay on the mat and look at Matador. The top rope elbow misses though and Matador fights back, with the flying forearm connecting for two. Back up and Shango hits the shoulderbreaker for the pin at 6:13.

Rating: C. Not much to this one, but Shango is going to get a little something out of beating a star like Matador. Even this late in his career, Matador was still able to work well with anyone in the ring and this went well enough. It’s not exactly good, but for a short, house show style match, it was completely decent.

From 2003.

Cruiserweight Title: Rey Mysterio vs. Shannon Moore

Mysterio is defending. Moore flips out of a suplex to start and hiptosses Mysterio into the corner. Back up and Mysterio rolls out of a sunset flip and hits a basement dropkick. The springboard seated senton connects for Mysterio but Moore is back with a Whisper In The Wind. Mysterio shrugs that off and hits a 619 into the super hurricanrana for the pin at 2:04.

From 2009.

Battle Royal

Jillian Hall, Katie Lea Burchill, Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, Natalya, Layla, Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, Eve Torres, Maria, Melina, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Mickie James

James’ Divas Title isn’t on the line and Chavo Guerrero is guest referee. It’s a typical battle royal start and Maria tosses Mendes. Hall eliminates Nikki but gets sent out as well. Maria is out and James gets rid of Burchill. James hurricanranas Fox out as as Brie was eliminated somewhere in there. Melina dumps Layla and we’re down to six.

Melina kicks James and sends her to the apron, where a headscissors choke is broken up. They eliminate each other, leaving us with Phoenix, Natalya, Torres and Kelly. Natalya and Phoenix have a staredown until Kelly and Torres dump Natalya out. Phoenix can’t toss both of them at once so they try to toss her, only for Guerrero to come in and dump Kelly and Torres, giving Phoenix the win at 6:30.

Rating: D+. There’s a reason the women’s division was so desperately in need of a freshening up at this point, though we were still a few years away from that happening. They were trying to get better, but it was only going to get so far with matches like this being the featured point. It was the usual messy battle royal, and who wound up causing the ending? A man. See how that’s a problem?

From 2002.

Spike Dudley vs. Stevie Richards

Spike strikes away to start and grabs a headscissors. They go to the floor, where Richards sends him into the steps to take over as commentary talks about how emotional of a day this is for the people on the card. Richards rolls some suplexes into a sitout gordbuster, followed by a superplex for two more. Spike hammers away but gets powerbombed out of the corner for another near fall. A charge into the corner misses though and Spike hits the Dudley Dog to retain at 2:27.

From 2013.

US Title: Dean Ambrose vs. Rob Van Dam

Ambrose is defending and this is during one of Van Dam’s returns to the company. Feeling out process to start, with Ambrose’s headlock not going anywhere. A running shoulder does a bit better though and Ambrose gets to mock the finger pointing (so you know it’s serious). Ambrose grabs a hammerlock but gets hit in the face, allowing Van Dam to get in a headlock takeover.

Back up and Van Dam hammers away in the corner but Ambrose knocks him back down. The neck crank goes on and we have some dueling fan chants, despite the fans being rather pro-Van Dam to start. Van Dam fights up and kicks him down but misses the split legged moonsault. Ambrose hammers away for two but the bulldog driver is countered as well. The step over kick to the face drops Ambrose and Van Dam goes up…but here is the rest of the Shield.

Cue Mark Henry and Big Show to even things out and we take a break. We come back with Van Dam down and Ambrose putting on a sleeper. Van Dam is sent outside so the other four can have their big staredown. Ambrose goes outside and gets suplexed, setting up the spinning kick to the back. Reigns grabs the leg to break up Rolling Thunder, allowing Ambrose to hit a spinebuster. Ambrose misses something off the top but Rollins offers a distraction. They slug it out until Van Dam kicks him down and hits Rolling Thunder. The Five Star connects…and Reigns spears Van Dam for the DQ at 13:40.

Rating: B-. That ending fell very flat, as it came off like they had no idea how to end the match and just went with the lamest possible way out. At least have someone hit Van Dam to cost him a pin or something. Either way, good start to the night here, with another match that could have made it onto the pay per view.

Overall Rating: B-. This was a nice mixture of rarities and good action, with the New Day vs. the Usos being the best by far. While a lot of them were totally skippable, it was fun to see what the company was putting out there to get the crowd warmed up. Those matches can go a long way and that’s what we had here, with some of them being good enough to be on the pay per view itself.

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Evolve
Date: July 30, 2025
Location: WWE Performance Center, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Peter Rosenberg, Robert Stone

We’re back in the developmental’s developmental and that could make for some interesting developments. The Vanity Project is still the big thing around here and we are likely going to be seeing someone new showing up. One of the best things around here has been all of the surprise appearances, which might be the case again this week. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

The opening video looks at Keanu Carver running through the WWE ID Program, including Sean Legacy.

Opening sequence.

Bryce Donovan vs. Marcus Mathers

The rest of the Vanity Project is with Donovan, which is good as I regularly forget his name. Donovan runs him over with a shoulder to start but Mathers is right back with a crossbody for two. Back up and Donovan drops Mathers with a shot to the face and then knocks him outside for a crash.

The abdominal stretch keeps Donovan in trouble but Mathers fights out and hits some running clotheslines. Mathers’ comeback is countered with a pop up powerbomb and a big clothesline gets two. Another comeback sees Mathers knock down Swipe Right but Zayda Steel cuts off the big dive. That lets Donovan hit a Black Hole Slam for the win at 6:19.

Rating: C+. Donovan continues to feel like the “oh yeah he’s there too” member of the Vanity Project but he’s not bad at what he does. At the same time, it’s a bit annoying to see Mathers losing, as he feels like someone who could be a solid prospect around here. Naturally it isn’t the end of his run, but that’s rather early for a first loss.

Timothy Thatcher wishes Sean Legacy luck, with Legacy telling him that he’s still mad over what Keanu Carver did. Thatcher tells him to forget all that and fight through the pain.

Here is Kali Armstrong, who gets straight to the point: she wants Jin Tala out here right now. She didn’t hide from anyone and doesn’t want Tala to hide either. Instead it’s Tyra Mae Steele interrupting, saying she’s the one who won the triple threat two weeks ago. Armstrong needs to be looking out for her before Steele takes the title.

Cue Tala, who says she wants the Women’s Title. Armstrong gives her the shot, but Steele takes issue with Tala getting the shot by attacking some people rather than winning anything. The brawl is on with Tala standing tall. There’s an interesting story here and that’s a good sign.

Jamar Hampton is ready for Jack Cartwheel, even though Cartwheel is way more experienced. With Hampton gone, It’s Gal comes in to have some issues exercising. He’ll do it because he can’t stand Adrenaline Drip.

Jamar Hampton vs. Jack Cartwheel

Cappuccino Jones is here with Cartwheel. Hampton starts in on the arm to start but Cartwheel is back with a headlock takeover. Back up and Cartwheel’s dropkick doesn’t even stagger Hampton, who hits a much bigger dropkick for two. Cartwheel knocks him down again and hits a slingshot splash, followed by an armbar.

A Muta Lock has Hampton in more trouble but he powers up and hits some dropkicks. Hampton’s running Blockbuster gets two and he sends Cartwheel outside. The slingshot dive misses so Cartwheel hits a flipping dive, followed by a slingshot 450 (geez) for two back inside. Cue It’s Gal to keep exercising as Cartwheel knocks Hampton off the top, setting up a corkscrew shooting star press for the pin at 6:03.

Rating: B-. Hampton continues to look like a prospect, but he’s going to need to have some more success. That being said, he’s still a rookie and is losing to people with some more success. What matters right now is that he’s getting his feet wet in front of people, and that could give him a good foundation later on.

Video on Zara Zakher.

Here’s what’s coming next week.

Keanu Carver vs. Sean Legacy

Carver shrugs off the early attack and sends him into the corner for the heavy shots. Legacy gets dropped on the ropes and sent flying with a fall away slam. Legacy has to skin the cat to pull himself over the top, with a headscissors bringing Carver outside. A dive takes Carver out and we take a break.

We come back with Carver hitting a Pounce and putting on a cobra clutch. A backbreaker gives Carver two and some running shoulders in the corner get the same. The bearhug has Legacy in more trouble but he fights out and gets in a shot of his own for a breather. Legacy’s running DDT drops Carver and a German suplex gets two. Carver cuts off a springboard though and hits a hard right hand for two. Back up and Legacy knocks him down again for another near fall but Shambles is blocked. Instead Carver slingshots him up into the spinning powerslam for the pin at 11:35.

Rating: B-. This was telling a nice story, with Legacy fighting back for the sake of revenge but getting crushed by the power of the monster. That’s a good way to make Carver feel like a big deal and odds are he’s on the way to the Evolve Title picture. At the same time, Legacy has cooled off a good bit since the start of Evolve and he could use a turn around somewhere in the near future.

Post march Carver calls out Jackson Drake and the Vanity Project to end the show.

Overall Rating: B. Good show here as it felt like an old NXT show. The stories feel like they are all getting attention and being well developed. That helps avoid what feel like weaker parts of the show and making everything feel that much more interesting. I’m starting to like this one more and more every week and that was on display again here.

Results
Bryce Donovan b. Marcus Mathers – Black Hole Slam
Jack Cartwheel b. Jamar Hampton – Corkscrew shooting star press
Keanu Carver b. Sean Legacy – Spinning powerslam

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Hulk Hogan Unreleased
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Bruno Sammartino, Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Jack Reynolds, Ken Resnick, Dick Graham, Craig DeGeorge, Nick Bockwinkel, Michael Cole, Tazz

Well you knew there were going to be a bunch of tributes after Hogan passed away and this was the first things posted to the WWE Vault. The idea is that we have a bunch of things that have never been released before, though WWE has an interesting definition of “unreleased”. I have no idea what to expect here as I’ve somehow never seen this before. Let’s get to it.

We open with a highlight package of Hogan’s career, starting even before the first title win over the Iron Sheik.

A quick intro recaps the start of Hogan’s career (there is a quick intro/history package before each match on the set).

From Championship Wrestling, November 13, 1979.

Hulk Hogan vs. Harry Valdez

This is Hogan’s first appearance in the promotion and one of three matches he would have at this taping. Hogan shoves him down to start and hits a slam, followed by the big leg. That’s not even worthy of a cover yet as Hogan sends him into the corner a few times. A slam and knee drop set up a suplex as the squashing continues. Hogan finishes with an Argentine backbreaker at 2:53. Total destruction and you could hear the adulation on commentary.

Hogan takes his time letting Valdez go. After the match, Freddie Blassie praises Hogan (with his hairy chest and back), listing off his measurements. Hogan wants nothing but the superstars and plans to squeeze them hard. This was nothing like the Hogan promo you’re familiar with hearing.

From New York City, New York, September 22, 1980.

Hulk Hogan vs. Andre The Giant

Freddie Blassie is here with Hogan, Gorilla Monsoon is guest referee, and Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are on commentary for a weird twist. Monsoon tries to hold them apart but finally gives up and rings the bell. Andre takes him into the corner, where Monsoon grabs the hair to get them apart, which is a bizarre visual. Hogan is sent outside but comes back in, with Andre driving him into the ropes. They trade bearhugs with Hogan LIFTING HIM UP before dropping him back down.

Some shots to the back, including the legdrop, have Andre in trouble as JR points out that Andre was only 34 here. It’s bizarre to imagine him being relatively young. Anyway Andre fights back and breaks out of another bearhug but misses the splash. Another bearhug has Hogan in trouble and Andre plants him, only to hurt his back in the process. Hogan slams him (Lawler: “I don’t know if that had ever been done before.”) and then tries it again but Andre falls on him for the (rather fast) pin at 12:25.

Rating: D+. Yeah this wasn’t exactly much to see, as a good chunk of those twelve minutes were spent in various bearhugs. This is more of a match about the historical aspect of things and that’s just fine, though my goodness what a weird mixture. If nothing else, having JR and Lawler calling it completely straight was weird enough.

From Detroit, Michigan, April 29, 1986.

WWF Title: Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Savage

Hogan is defending and Savage….isn’t wearing the Intercontinental Title for some reason, though he does have Elizabeth with him. Savage jumps him to start fast and beats on Hogan with the belt, which is eventually taken away. Hogan fights back and knocks Savage to the floor, where Savage is rammed head first into the post.

Back in and Hogan lifts him up for a choke before blowing a kiss to Elizabeth, who is up on the apron for no logical reason. Savage sends him outside and kicks away from the apron, only to get rammed into the corner back inside. An atomic drop sends Savage over the top rope but they switch places, with Savage hitting a top rope ax handle.

Back in and Savage gets two off a clothesline as the fans are getting into these kickouts. The top rope elbow connects and naturally the kickout sends Savage flying. The Hulk Up is on and Hogan sends him outside, where Hogan makes the mistake of going after Elizabeth. Savage gets in a shot and tries the elbow again, only to dive into a raised boot….for the pin at 11:44. Well that’s a new one.

Rating: C+. These two always had great chemistry together but that ending was a great example of the problems with their feud. Savage gets to hit his big finish and Hogan basically shrugs it off, only to beat him with a raised boot of all things. They also hadn’t figured out how to make their matches work yet so it was only so good, but they would get better.

Post match Savage jumps Hogan from behind and takes the belt. Savage tries to steal said belt but Hogan pulls him back and hammers away.

From Houston, Texas, June 26, 1987.

WWF Title: Hulk Hogan vs. Kamala

Hogan is defending. Kamala slaps his stomach a bunch to start (as is his custom) and they trade shoulders. Hogan tries it again and Kamala LEAPFROGS HIM, leaving Hogan more than a bit stunned. Some big chops have Hogan in trouble but he comes back with the running clotheslines in the corner. Kamala drops him again and grabs the pectoral claw, with Lawler reminiscing about the times that he spent in the hold. Hogan isn’t having that and Hulks Up, meaning it’s the usual to finish and retain at 5:54.

Rating: D+. Yeah this one really didn’t work, with Kamala never being the most versatile opponent for Hogan (the leapfrog was great though). This felt like a really low level title defense for Hogan and unfortunately it’s only about three months after Wrestlemania III. Once you beat Andre, why is any other giant going to feel like a threat?

Post match Kim Chee jumps Hogan, who shrugs it off and steals Chee’s hat before posing.

From Philadelphia, December 5, 1987.

WWF Title: Hulk Hogan vs. One Man Gang

Hogan is defending and Slick is here with the Gang. They tease a test of strength to start and Gang shoves him away. Hogan’s headlock works a bit better but Gang shoves him off again and runs him over. The slow beating (as per Gang’s custom) begins, including some choking on the ropes. Back up and Hogan sends him into the buckle over and over before firing off the chops.

Hogan can’t knock him down though and Gang is right back with the nerve hold. Gang runs him over again and starts dropping some ax handles to the back. Another comeback is cut off again and Gang stays on the back, this time with knees and a bearhug. Hogan fights out again but a clothesline cuts that off as well, allowing Gang to hit the 747. This time it’s the Hulk up though, complete with the waving finger (which Gang follows for a funny bit). The right hands, boot and legdrop retain at 11:18.

Rating: C-. This was pretty much the same thing as the Kamala match, albeit a bit better. Gang was a bit underrated in the ring as he’s remembered as nothing more than another big guy, but he could move around well enough. He was also mixing up the offense on Hogan’s back so this could have been a lot worse.

Post match Hogan steals Slick’s hat (this is a thing for him) and here is Andre The Giant for a staredown.

From Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, March 13, 1988.

Hulk Hogan/Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Ted DiBiase/Virgil

Andre is here with the villains. It’s a big brawl to start with the good guys cleaning house. Hogan gets in the double noggin knocker and then knocks DiBiase’s noggin into Bigelow’s for a bonus. Virgil gets in a cheap shot to take over though and Andre chokes away on the ropes. Some more shots from Virgil set up more Andre choking before they mix it up a bit by having Andre choke instead.

DiBiase grabs the chinlock for a good while before a double clothesline puts both of them down. Back up and Hogan makes the tag off to Bigelow as everything breaks down. Hogan cleans house and Bigelow drops a leg on Virgil. DiBiase elbows Virgil by mistake and it’s the legdrop into the splash to give Bigelow the pin at 11:04.

Rating: C-. This was a pretty hot feud on the house show circuit but it was only so good here. The bright side of it is the shifting away from Hogan vs. the giants, as DiBiase was a different kind of villain. It didn’t help that it was a question of which one would pin Virgil, but the match was just kind of there for the most part.

Post match we get a bit more brawling and posing.

From Smackdown, June 6, 2002.

Hulk Hogan vs. HHH

For a World Title shot and they were the final two in a battle royal earlier tonight. HHH backs him into the corner to start but Hogan slugs his way out of trouble. Some right hands have HHH out on the floor and Hogan knocks him over the barricade. They get back inside where HHH chokes away in the corner, followed by a chinlock. Hogan gets up after two arm drops and hits the big boot but misses the legdrop. The Pedigree is blocked as well and now the legdrop connects for two. Hogan is shocked and the Pedigree finishes clean at 6:45.

Rating: C. Weird way to end the set, but it’s nice to have something from a different era to wrap it up. Hogan doing a clean job is always strange to see, but he was already fresh off losing the title so he was only going to get so many more wins anyway. Just a quick TV main event which felt more like a dark match.

Post match HHH goes to leave but Hogan calls him back in for the handshake. HHH cuts him off from leaving too though and they pose together.

One more look back at Hogan’s amazing career, including a look at his Hall Of Fame induction, wraps us up.

Overall Rating: C-. It’s not the nicest feeling, but this really wasn’t worth much of a watch. The matches cover a lot of ground but there is a reason these haven’t been released before. Most of them are either matches that aren’t very interesting or have been done better elsewhere. Granted this is the VERY slimmed down version (this is just shy of two hours, while the full version is around nine hours), but I wasn’t so much interested in this as much as I was wondering how much longer it had.

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Evolve
Date: July 23, 2025
Location: WWE Performance Center, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Peter Rosenberg, Robert Stone

Last week saw Jackson Drake survive against Lince Dorado, but now he might have to deal with the freshly debuted Brooks Jensen. Other than that, Kali Armstrong is going to need a new challenger and some people are already lining up for the shot. Things have been getting more interesting around here and it’s making the show that much better. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening sequence.

Dante Chen vs. Edris Enofe

Chen knocks him down for an early two and Enofe is already asking for a time out. Back up and Enofe uses the rope to avoid being taken down again, allowing him to stomp away on Chen. A DDT sets up choke but Chen is back up with a neckbreaker. Some right hands and an enziguri set up a running boot to drop Enofe again. The Gentle Touch is blocked so Enofe rolls him up and grabs the trunks for the pin at 5:14.

Rating: C. Totally fine match between two people who are trying to find their spot in Evolve. Enofe is further along at this point with the whole “I deserve it” deal. On the other hand you have Chen, who is pretty much the same thing he was in NXT LVL Up without the weird protection that he received. Not bad, but they both need something to make them more interesting.

Jordan Oasis is looking for a partner and asks It’s Gal and Sam Holloway. They don’t care about Keanu Carver going after the ID Program and would never want to team with a nomad. Cappuccino Jones and Jack Cartwheel come in to say Oasis has earned his stripes. They accuse Gal and Holloway of forgetting what it took to get here. A tag match seems to be made, albeit not involving Oasis.

Video on the WWE ID Program.

Adrenaline Drip vs. Sam Holloway/It’s Gal

Jones grinds away (like beans) on a headlock before firing off a dropkick to rock Gal. Cartwheel comes in and it’s another dropkick from Jones into a running shooting star press to give Cartwheel two. Gal manages to knock Cartwheel outside for a big boot from Holloway, who also crotches Jones against the post. Back in and a middle rope elbow gives Holloway two on Cartwheel and Gal adds the double legdrop for two more. The villains take turns tossing Cartwheel around for two before Holloway grabs a chinlock.

Cartwheel fights up and cartwheels his way over to Jones for the tag. Holloway crashes into Gal to send him outside and it’s a top rope flipping cutter/Downward Spiral combination (cool) for two (not cool) on Holloway. With everyone else on the floor, Holloway hits a big no hands dive to take the three of them down. Back in and Holloway hits a top rope splash on Cartwheel, with Jones making the save. Jones dives onto Holloway and a corkscrew top rope splash gives Cartwheel the pin at 6:41.

Rating: B. Annoyance of that kind of a double team move only getting two aside, this was a heck of a match as they all went nuts out there for the time that they had. Holloway is a big guy whose size makes him stand out and he was using that advantage here. Really fun stuff here, with one of the more exciting matches in Evolve thus far.

Jordan Oasis continues looking for a partner and Brooks Jensen comes up to offer his services. Jensen offers to help, if Oasis will help him against the Vanity Project. Deal.

Marcus Mathers is in Stevie Turner’s office and wants a match with Keanu Carver. Turner can’t do that because Carver is busy with Sean Legacy, but Turner will give him another match. With that out of the way, Kali Armstrong comes in to demand Jin Tala, which Turner will work on for her.

Kendal Grey vs. Zayda Steel

Steel takes her down by the hair to start and grabs a headlock takeover. Back up and Grey grabs her own headlock takeover, followed by a running crossbody, with Steel bailing out to the floor. Steele catches her with a Codebreaker on the way back in and it’s time to choke away in the corner. A whip into the corner has Grey in more trouble but she’s able to grab a German suplex to put both of them down. Grey hits a middle rope spinning crossbody before snapping off a powerslam to drop Steel again. Back up and Grey grabs a rollup for the quick pin at 5:41.

Rating: C. Not much to see here, though the result was a nice surprise. Grey is someone who has the potential to go somewhere and she needs the wins to get closer. On the other hand you have Steel, who feels like someone WWE wants to be a big star (which makes sense) but she’s going to need some more reps in the ring to make that happen.

Post match Grey says she doesn’t get what the deal is with Wendy Choo but they can deal with it in the ring.

Sean Legacy doesn’t know what Keanu Carver’s problem is with the ID Program and it would be much harder without people like Timothy Thatcher. They’re ready to fight.

Chantel Monroe doesn’t think much of Kylie Rae but she’ll lower herself to deal with her.

Here’s what’s coming next week.

Swipe Right vs. Brooks Jensen/Jordan Oasis

Baylor grabs a headlock on Jensen to start but gets reversed into Jensen’s headlock takeover. Oasis comes in for a suplex so it’s off to Smokes to pick up the pace. Everything breaks down and Swipe Right avoids crashing into each other, only for Oasis to backsplash Smokes for two. A quick distraction lets Smokes stomp away though and we take a break.

We come back with Baylor hammering on Oasis and elbowing him in the face. Smokes pulls Oasis back into the corner and Baylor drops an elbow, earning quite the celebration. Oasis gets in a backbreaker but a distraction pulls Jensen off the apron so there’s no tag. The chinlock goes on but Oasis suplexes his way to freedom.

Rather than tagging though, he hits a running flipping cannonball to Baylor’s back. Jensen comes in without a tag and drops Smokes before pulling Oasis to the right corner. Now Jensen comes in to clean house but tags Oasis and throws him back in before walking out. The Super Swipe finishes Oasis at 10:12.

Rating: C+. Good storyline based match here with Jensen going all evil, which does seem to suit him better. He doesn’t have much in the ring to back up his limited appeal so this is the better move for him. It gives both Jensen and Oasis something to do while also boosting Swipe Right up a bit. Swipe Right is still not great to see in the ring, but they’re being established, which is a good move.

Overall Rating: B-. Nice show again here, as they covered some of the stories which were already set up and set things up for the future. You can tell that Evolve has been set up well with good attention being paid to the details along the way. It makes for an easy to watch and follow show, which is what we got again here.

Results
Edris Enofe b. Dante Chen – Rollup with trunks
Adrenaline Drip b. Sam Holloway/It’s Gal – Corkscrew top rope splash to Gal
Kendal Grey b. Zayda Steel – Rollup
Swipe Right b. Jordan Oasis/Brooks Jensen – Super Swipe to Oasis

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Superstars
Date: August 24, 1991
Location: Centrum, Worcester, Massachusetts
Commentators: Vince McMahon, Roddy Piper, Randy Savage

It’s the last show before Summerslam 1991 and that means it’s time for the final push towards the show. That means we’ll be looking at the main event of Hulk Hogan/Ultimate Warrior vs. Sgt. Slaughter/Colonel Mustafa/General Adnan, plus Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect. Let’s get to it.

Opening sequence.

Commentary hypes up Summerslam.

We run down the card for this week’s show.

The Dragon vs. Jim McPherson

Believe it or not, Steamboat chops away to start but McPherson gets in a shot of his own. Steamboat’s top rope chop sets up the high crossbody for the pin at 1:30.

Gene Okerlund has an UPDATE, which is….a recap of Jake Roberts sending Ultimate Warrior into a special room, where a snake bit Warrior in the face. Roberts was very pleased with Warrior being poisoned and seemingly left him to die. This brought in Undertaker and Paul Bearer, who were working with Roberts in quite the twist. That was Roberts’ heel turn, as Warrior wanted Roberts’ help against the Undertaker but then Roberts turned on him. It worked rather well.

Roberts talks about how snakes have to turn on people, like a snake that ate a rabbit one time.

Okerlund is disgusted, but sweet goodness Roberts is selling the heck out of this turn.

Sgt. Slaughter vs. Bill Pierce

Slaughter strikes away and it’s off to an insert promo from Slaughter and company, promising to destroy Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior. A gutbuster and backdrop have Pierce down again, setting up a top rope double stomp to the back (GEEZ SARGE!). The camel clutch finishes at 2:38.

Buy the bodybuilding magazine! Sweet goodness I can’t escape that stupid stuff.

Koko B. Ware vs. Dick Wernick

Ware armdrags him down to start and claps a lot as commentary talks about anything else. The Ghostbuster finishes for Ware at 1:27.

Sean Mooney is in the Event Center and tells us about some of the non-main event. British Bulldog, the Dragon and Texas Tornado are ready for the Warlord and Power & Glory. Tornado: “At Summerslam.” Bulldog: “91!”

The Mountie is ready to lock the Big Boss Man in the jailhouse.

IRS vs. ???

IRS clotheslines him down to start and grabs the abdominal stretch. Greg Valentine, facing IRS at Summerslam, promises to prove there is no escape from his Figure Four. A Samoan drop finishes for IRS at 2:00.

Here is Sid Justice for a platform interview. He’s ready to call the main event down the line, with Gene Okerlund asking how he can possibly be impartial. Sid doesn’t like that and promises that justice will be served.

Bobby Heenan holds up the big gold belt and says it’s making Hulk Hogan’s knees shake. The owner of this belt may be coming to the WWF and his name is Ric Flair. It’s not the initial announcement, but this stuff is still incredible to imagine, as it was worlds colliding.

Natural Disasters vs. Ray Garcia/Ross Greenberg

Jimmy Hart is here with the Disasters. Garcia gets taken into the wrong corner as we get an insert promo from the Bushwhackers and Andre The Giant, the latter of whom looks about 4000 years old and threatens the Disasters with his crutch. A double shoulder sets up a powerslam into the Earthquake for the win at 2:13.

Bret Hart is ready to win the Intercontinental Title and threatens to execute Mr. Perfect. Dude have you thought about just trying to pin him?

Mr. Perfect, with the Coach (a terrible fit for Perfect), is ready for what might be the best match this company has ever seen. It might not have been that great, but it did wind up being pretty awesome.

Gene Okerlund hypes up Summerslam and focuses on the Tag Team Title match, with the Nasty Boys threatening to get rid of the Legion Of Doom. The Legion Of Doom says they own Nastyville.

The Mountie tours the jailhouse in New York City and gets some nice photos taken. The Boss Man promises to have Mountie locked up. Advantage, Mountie.

Bret Hart vs. ???

Hart shoulders him down to start and we get an insert promo from Mr. Perfect, who is ready. Hart goes into his usual stuff and finishes with the Sharpshooter at 2:25. Total squash.

IRS is ready to face Greg Valentine and is almost as happy as he is for tax day.

The Natural Disasters are ready to squash the Bushwhackers. That might be literal.

Commentary wraps us up.

Overall Rating: C+. Considering this was hyping up a show I’ve seen a ton of times, they did quite the job of making me want to see it again. This was nothing more than an hour long commercial and they actually did quite the good job. Summerslam wasn’t even that great of a show, but they absolutely went all out to make me want to see the show again, which is quite the effect. Good enough stuff here, and as usual it just flies by.

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Evolve
Date: July 16, 2025
Location: WWE Performance Center, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Peter Rosenberg, Robert Stone

Things have been picking up around here, but also in places not so much around here. In this case that was earlier this week, as the Evolve Women’s Title was defended on NXT. That’s the kind of showcase Evolve can use and it went fairly well. As for this week, Lince Dorado is getting his Evolve Title shot. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening recap.

Opening sequence.

Kylie Rae vs. Chantel Monroe vs. Tyra Mae Steele

Rae and Steele throw Monroe out to start and Steele wrestles Rae down without much trouble. Monroe is back in and they trade rollups for some near falls until Rae kicks Monroe outside again. A suicide dive takes out Steele and Monroe at the same time and a moonsault gets two on Steele back inside. Steele gets up and cleans house with raw power until a spinning Codebreaker gives Monroe one. Back up and Steele rams Monroe into Rae, followed by a bridging German suplex to pin Monroe at 4:43.

Rating: C+. That’s the right result, as Steele feels like she could be a huge star down the line. She has the charisma and certainly has the athletic background, so if she can put everything together, there are some real possibilities there. For now, it’s smart to put her in the ring for a few minutes to get her feet wet, which can increase in the coming weeks and months.

Earlier today, Jin Tala sat down for an interview and talked about revealing herself as the backstage attacker. She knew that she had to be aggressive and was going to go after everyone by any means necessary. Tala was eliminated from LFG because she wasn’t eliminated and now she is going to become the next Women’s Champion. Tonight against Carlee Bright, she is going to show us what real aggression is about. Tala sounded dangerous here.

Jordan Oasis is in Stevie Turner’s office and says he wants the winner of the Evolve Title match. He wants to fight Swipe Right too so Turner says if he can find a partner, the match can be on for next week.

Jin Tala vs. Carlee Bright

Kendal Grey is here with Bright, who goes right after Tala to start the fight fast. They trade hard shots in the corner before going outside. Tala rams her into various things and then chokes on the ropes back inside. Bright’s dropkick into a jumping neckbreaker sets up a standing moonsault for two but cue Wendy Choo to glare at Grey. Tala uses the distraction to hit the Direct Effect for the pin at 3:10.

Rating: C. The result was right, but this should have been a lot more one sided. Tala should have been a smashing machine here and run through someone (not necessarily Bright) but instead she felt like just another run of the mill wrestler. That’s not a great sign, but at least she did win so it could have been worse.

Ridge Holland comes up to Tate Wilder and seems to apologize. Wilder is cool with that, but Holland is really saying that Wilder is going to prove he doesn’t belong. Wilder has a match tonight but he’d love to face Holland after that. Holland turns that down, because Wilder is beneath him.

Tate Wilder vs. Edris Enofe

Wilder is a cowboy. They fight over a lockup to start and trade slaps until Enofe works on a wristlock. That’s broken up with a dropkick and some left hands in the corner have Enofe in more trouble. Wilder flips him to the floor and hits a dive before they slug it out inside again. Enofe gets the better of things and we hit the chinlock, including some choking. That’s broken up and Wilder hits a spinning elbow but Enofe knees his way out of a suplex attempt. Wilder hits an enziguri but misses a nice looking step up moonsault attempt. Enofe grabs a neckbreaker for the win at 4:22.

Rating: C+. Wilder had a decent enough debut here, with that moonsault looking rather nice. I can get why you wouldn’t want to have him beat Enofe in his first match, but this basically just proves Holland right. That feels like a bit of a bad idea, though Wilder does at least have some potential.

Post match Dante Chen comes out and, after apologizing, decks Enofe with a right hand.

Keanu Carver tells Sean Legacy to avoid him amid threats of violence.

The Vanity Project is worried about the main event but Jackson Drake says he has this because he’s the champion for a reason.

Edris Enofe comes into Stevie Turner’s office and rants about Dante Chen. Turner says Enofe did the same thing a few weeks ago and she liked what she saw out there tonight. Enofe accuses her of being biased, which doesn’t work for Turner. She makes Enofe vs. Chen for next week and throws him out.

Evolve Title: Lince Dorado vs. Jackson Drake

Drake is defending and the Vanity Project is banned from ringside. Drake rolls him up for a fast two but Dorado gets a cradle for the same. A top rope armdrag and anklescissors have Drake on the floor but Dorado would rather pose than dive. We take a break and come back with Drake shoving him off the top for a big crash out to the floor. Drake hits a dive and hammers away before taking it back inside.

Some stomps to the hand have Dorado in pain and a powerslam has him in a near fall. Drake’s chinlock doesn’t last long but he blocks a hurricanrana. The second attempt works better for Dorado and the Golden Rewind staggers Drake. A Backstabber gives Dorado two but Drake gets out of a cross armbreaker. Instead Dorado kicks him down and goes up but the Vanity Project’s music plays.

The distraction lets Drake hit a gutbuster and powerbomb for two, with the kickout leaving Drake stunned. Dorado hits a superkick into a brainbuster, followed by a running palm strike. The shooting star press connects but Drake rolls outside in a smart move. A running flip dive connects but Ricky Smokes is underneath the ring and grabs Dorado’s leg. Drake’s running knee retains the title at 10:38.

Rating: B-. I’m really going to need an explanation for why Dorado isn’t the champion after the interference. There is no reason for Stevie Turner to not see what happened and enforce the stipulations, but there is a good chance it won’t be mentioned. Other than that, it was a good match with Drake having a nice trick with the music, but the ending hurt it a bit as the interference felt rather weak.

Post match Brooks Jensen runs in to lay Drake out, with the Vanity Project chasing Jensen off to end the show.

Overall Rating: C+. There were some holes in this show and it hurt things a good bit. Stuff like Tala not not exactly dominating, Wilder losing in his debut, and the interference in the main event didn’t feel great, though the rest of the show worked out fairly well. I’m not wild on Jensen being added at the end, but I guess he needs something to do. Not a bad show, but a bit of a step down from their recent efforts.

Results
Tyra Mae Steele b. Chantel Monroe and Kylie Rae – Bridging German suplex to Monroe
Jin Tala b. Carlee Bright – Direct Effect
Edris Enofe b. Tate Wilder – Neckbreaker
Jackson Drake b. Lince Dorado – Running knee

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Saturday Night’s Main Event XL
Date: July 12, 2025
Location: State Farm Arena, Atlanta, Georgia
Commentators: Michael Cole, Wade Barrett

We’re back with the biggest WWE event of the weekend, which should make for a rather strong card. That’s in theory at least, as there is one major match to get around as Gunther defends the Raw World Title against Goldberg. This is expected to be Goldberg’s retirement match, but stranger things have happened. Let’s get to it.

Opening sequence.

Jesse Ventura and Joe Tessitore preview the show, with Ventura sounding perfectly fine.

Randy Orton vs. Drew McIntyre

Jelly Roll and Logan Paul are the respective seconds. They start fast and the brawl goes to the floor with McIntyre dropping him back first onto the announcers’ table. We take an early break and come back with Orton hammering away in the corner. McIntyre gets in the Glasgow Kiss but charges into a powerslam.

They head outside where Orton drops him back first onto the announcers’ table to even the score. Back up and McIntyre hits a quick Claymore but Orton gets his foot on the rope. Paul and Roll get into it on the floor, with Paul getting knocked down, with the distraction allowing the RKO to give Orton the pin at 8:12.

Rating: B-. Basically a Raw main event here which was designed to set up the big celebrity match at Summerslam. That’s fine enough as these two know each other fairly well, but there is only so much you can get out of about five minutes of on-screen time. It wasn’t bad, but the match was secondary to the angle taking place.

Post match Paul decks Orton with the big right hand, which is enough for Roll to get in and throw Paul into the corner. McIntyre Claymores Roll and the GM’s come out to yell at him.

Post break the GM’s continue to yell at McIntyre and Paul, who want them to “make it make sense”.

Various women are here, including Jade Cargill, who gets jumped by Naomi. The brawl is on, with Cargill throwing her over the announcers’ table. Nick Aldis comes out to say that he thought this would happen, so he has a special referee for tomorrow night: the returning Bianca Belair (and the place goes nuts).

Doug Dellinger and Diamond Dallas Page are here.

Commentary talks about Goldberg’s injury issues.

Video on Goldberg.

US Title: Jimmy Uso vs. Solo Sikoa

Sikoa, with his usual goons, is defending and says Uso isn’t coming back. Uso slugs away to start and knocks Sikoa outside for the suicide dive. Sikoa starts yelling at various people, which apparently works well enough for him to catch Uso in Spinning Solo. Talla Tonga gets in a clothesline on the floor and we take a break. We come back with Uso German suplexing him onto the apron and then knocking Sikoa into the corner.

The Superfly Splash gets two but Sikoa is back up with another Spinning Solo. Uso superkicks him down and goes up top but Sikoa rolls outside. That’s fine with Uso, who corkscrew dives onto all of the villains. Back in and Talla gets in a cheap shot, allowing Sikoa to roll Uso up (with Tala pushing) to retain at 10:49.

Rating: C+. The interference was pretty much guaranteed and it was a question of which of the MFT’s was going to help Sikoa win. Uso isn’t exactly the biggest star in the world but he has a personal connection to Sikoa, which makes him a slightly better challenger. The match was good enough, even if there was rather limited drama.

Post match the beatdown is on but Jacob Fatu runs in for the save. Fatu and Tala have a big staredown with Tala getting in a big boot, only to be low bridged to the floor. Fatu hits a dive onto them and does his gyrating.

Video on Goldberg’s time in WWE.

Randy Orton apologizes to Jelly Roll for what happened but Roll says he’s a grown man. Orton thinks they can handle this at Summerslam.

Seth Rollins vs. LA Knight

Paul Heyman is here with Rollins. They slug it out to start with Knight not being able to hit a Falcon Arrow. Knight sends him outside for a dropkick through the ropes and it’s time for Rollins to go into the announcers’ table over and over. We take a break and come back with Knight hammering away but getting kicked in the ribs.

Knight knocks him back down and hits the top rope jumping elbow for two. Knight’s running knee in the corner connects but Rollins knocks him down. A sunset bomb doesn’t work for Knight as Rollins slips down to plant him. Rollins’ springboard Swanton connects but Rollins tweaks his knee on a moonsault. We pause to look at it and Knight hits a BFT for the clean win at 11:43.

Rating: C+. Uh oh. That’s a really bad sign as there is pretty much no reason for Rollins, the top heel in the company, to lose like this. There is always the chance that this is there to set up a cash in for later on tonight, but otherwise one would think they just stop the match and declare Knight the winner. What we got was fine, but dang that is a scary possibility for Rollins.

Evolution rundown.

Video on Goldberg vs. Gunther.

Raw World Title: Goldberg vs. Gunther

Gunther is defending and this is Goldberg’s retirement match. After the Big Match Intros, Goldberg shoulders him down and no sells some chops. A running clothesline drops Gunther again as they’re definitely going slowly to start. Gunther knocks him down and goes up, only to get slammed down. The threat of the spear sends Gunther bailing to the floor with Goldberg following. The spear goes through the barricade by mistake and Goldberg is in trouble as we take a break.

We come back with Gunther working on the leg but Goldberg gets up for the chop off. A spinebuster puts Gunther down and Goldberg hammers away in the corner. Goldberg manages a backdrop but the spear hits the referee by mistake. Gunther gets in a shot and takes off the knee brace before going after Goldberg’s son. Security cuts that off, allowing Goldberg to hit the spear back inside. The Jackhammer connects and another referee runs out but Goldberg’s knee means it’s a delayed near fall. Gunther gets the sleeper and Goldberg is out at 14:30.

Rating: C. It wasn’t exactly great but there was a possibility of this being a disaster and it wound up being a passable power match. Gunther retaining is the best thing that could come out of the whole ordeal, along with Goldberg not managing to damage anyone too badly. It’s not something I’ll ever want to see again, but at least it wasn’t a disaster.

Post break Goldberg’s friends and family are in the ring with him. Goldberg apologizes for losing in Atlanta, thanks everyone for helping him…and we are out of time mid-speech. The one time in 28 years that he had too much to say!

No Rollins or any mention of him after the injury, which isn’t a good sign.

Overall Rating: C. It was ok enough, but this was a big downgrade from some of the recent editions. The opener was designed to set up something else, the US Title match was little more than a Smackdown main event, Knight vs. Rollins could be very bad and the main event….well it could have been worse. The show wasn’t awful, but it’s really not worth going out of your way to see, which isn’t the best way to make me want to see more of this series.

Results
Randy Orton b. Drew McIntyre – RKO
Solo Sikoa b. Jimmy Uso – Assisted rollup
LA Knight b. Seth Rollins – BFT
Gunther b. Goldberg – Sleeper

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Evolve
Date: July 9, 2025
Location: WWE Performance Center, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Peter Rosenburg, Robert Stone

Things are shaping up around here as we have a big Women’s Title match between Natalya and Kali Armstrong. That is the kind of challenge that Armstrong needs as it could set up some things for her future. Other than that, Jackson Drake is likely getting ready to deal with Lince Dorado coming for his Evolve Title. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

The opening video looks at the Women’s Title match, with Natalya making a save but Armstrong not respecting her. The title match was set up as a result.

Opening sequence.

Timothy Thatcher vs. Keanu Carver

Thatcher grabs him to start but gets powered into the corner. That’s broken up so Thatcher takes him down by the leg, allowing him to go after the arm. As usual, Thatcher switches to the leg, even grabbing a bow and arrow. Carver breaks out and sends Thatcher flying with a standing fall away slam before hammering him down.

A hard clothesline gives Carver two and a World’s Strongest Slam gets the same. Back up and Carver misses a charge into the corner, allowing Thatcher to uppercut away. Thatcher pulls him into a Fujiwara armbar but Carver is back up. One heck of a Pounce sends Thatcher into the ropes, where Carver chokes away for the DQ at 6:53.

Rating: C+. This was a way to get Thatcher into something going forward as he hasn’t win much around here (if at all). Carver gets to run Thatcher over and leave him laying, which means either Thatcher or perhaps Sean Legacy will be fighting back. It makes Carver feel like a monster and that’s a good way to go.

Stevie Turner comes in to see the Vanity Project, saying that Lince Dorado does indeed get the next title shot at Jackson Drake. The contract signing is tonight. Jordan Oasis strolls in to say Drake needs to make sure he signs the contract properly.

Chantel Monroe vs. Masyn Holiday

Layla Diggs is here with Holiday. Monroe takes her down by the arm to start but Holiday is back up with a quickly broken armbar. Back up and Monroe sends her into the corner a few times, until Holiday reverses a shot into a rollup for two. Monroe grabs the chinlock, which doesn’t last long as Holiday is back up with a dropkick into a splash for two more. That’s shrugged off and Monroe grabs a Codebreaker for the pin at 3:54.

Rating: C. I’m still not feeling much from either of these two, but at some point they have to get in the ring and show what they can do. Neither of them really stood out here, though it was a perfectly fine match. Monroe winning clean is a bit of a surprise, but at least she is doing something other than sitting in the locker room working on her makeup.

Post match Monroe says she’s leaving Holiday and Diggs in the past, meaning it’s time to focus on the Women’s Title. She wants the next title shot but here is Kylie Rae to interrupt. Rae says she’s in the title picture, which brings out Tyra Mae Steele. She is VERY excited to be here and she wants her first match to be for the Women’s Title.

Rae says she’s getting the title but would be glad to give Steele a shot. Monroe says the title is hers and the brawl is on, with Rae being dropped and Steele grabbing a German suplex to put Monroe down. Steele feels like she is going to be a star as soon as she gets the chance and this might be the start.

Stevie Turner is about to give an update on Timothy Thatcher but Ridge Holland pops in. Holland calls himself the Ghost Of Wrestling Future because he’s going to hurt everyone around here. Turner isn’t impressed but Tate Wilder pops in, saying his medical records are all good so he’s ready to get in the ring. Holland doesn’t want to hear from him and words are exchanged but Turner leaves without making the expected match.

Here is Stevie Turner to run the contract signing between Lince Dorado and Jackson Drake, who has the Vanity Project with him. Turner hypes up the match but Drake says he talks first. He doesn’t understand why Dorado is getting a title shot after winning one match, which he won with help from the LWO, but there will not be a lucha house party for him. Dorado says he was originally here for the sake of helping the future, but now he wants to shut up the cocky, arrogant Drake.

That doesn’t work for Drake because he’s on top and likes the view from there. Drake signs and an excited Dorado calls that a mistake. The thing is, Drake didn’t see a clause in there: the Vanity Project is banned from ringside and if they interfere, Drake loses the title by DQ. Dorado sings the Goodbye Song to wrap it up. Simple and to the point here, though it really shows how little Drake stands out. The Vanity Project is fine as a heel stable, but Drake, as the singles star, doesn’t do anything that makes him feel like a much bigger deal than the other members.

Kendal Grey and Carlee Bright are in the back and Bright is struggling with her rehab. She’s cleared this weekend though and they’ll find the attacker.

Sean Legacy is ready to get revenge on Keanu Carver for the sake of Timothy Thatcher.

Here’s what’s coming next week.

Women’s Title: Natalya vs. Kali Armstrong

Armstrong is defending. An early lockup doesn’t work so Armstrong powers her down. A trip takes Armstrong down as well though and Natalya grabs a headlock takeover. Back up and Armstrong gets in another big knockdown and we take a break. We come back with Armstrong hitting a hard running shoulder in the corner. They trade abdominal stretches until Natalya drops her with a discus lariat for two.

A Russian legsweep gives Natalya two more, followed by a legsweep for the same. The slingshot belly to back drop and a kick to the chest gets two more as these kickouts are making Armstrong look good. Armstrong is back with an Oklahoma Stampede of all things for two but Natalya pulls her into an ankle lock.

Armstrong pulls her into a choke, which is reversed into a cradle for two more. The crossface has Armstrong in more trouble and she misses the Kali Connection. Natalya gets the Sharpshooter but Armstrong makes the rope. Back up and the Kali Connection is enough to retain the title at 11:08.

Rating: B. All things considered, this was a heck of a match with Armstrong looking like a star who survived everything Natalya threw at her, including the Sharpshooter. This was a great example of how to use a veteran like Natalya to boost someone up and it was a heck of a showcase. Armstrong was being walked through the match but she did her part as well. Rather impressive showing here and it worked well.

Post match respect is shown and Natalya leaves but Jin Tala runs in to jump Armstrong. Tala reveals that she is the attacker and promises to do anything to get to the title to end the show. Well that’s as to the point as it can get, and it’s nice to see it explained so simply.

Overall Rating: B-. This was a good show, with the main event as a highlight. You can tell that the show has been put together well with the stories standing on their own and having different people involved. It’s a well structured show and that’s a great sign with everything that they have been doing lately.

Results
Timothy Thatcher b. Keanu Carver via DQ when Carver choked on the ropes.
Chantel Monroe b. Masyn Holiday – Codebreaker
Kali Armstrong b. Natalya – Kali Connection

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Battle Royal Collection
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tazz, Jesse Ventura, Gorilla Monsoon, Vince McMahon, Joey Styles, Bill Mercer, Tony Schiavone

Well, as usual the Vault saves me from having to come up with a catchy name for these things. It’s one of those deals where the idea is right there and we have a bunch of these to go through. This should be interesting as battle royals can go in all kinds of directions, often out of nowhere. Let’s get to it.

From Smackdown, January 13, 2006.

World Heavyweight Championship: Battle Royal

Bobby Lashley, JBL, Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Sylvan, Nunzio, Super Crazy, Simon Dean, Matt Hardy, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Mark Henry, Rey Mysterio, Kurt Angle, Orlando Jordan, Vito, Animal, William Regal, Psicosis, Paul Burchill

For the vacant title after Batista got injured. Angle is a surprise so JBL goes after him and is quickly suplexed. Angle tosses JBL and Vito so a bunch of people jump Angle at once. An early elimination attempt is blocked as Angle slips back under the ropes, allowing him to go after Mysterio. That’s broken up and Mysterio can’t get rid of Jordan. Animal and Henry have the big slugout with Henry knocking him out.

We take a break and come back with Dean having been eliminated, followed by Nunzio and Jordan being tossed as well. Angle throws out Regal and Burchill but Henry jumps him from behind. Henry knocks Angle outside and follows him (neither are eliminated) as London is tossed. A gorilla press sends Angle through the announcers’ table to leave him laying and Henry gets back inside. Lashley gives Henry a running shoulder but knocks himself down, allowing Henry to kick him out. Kendrick is out as well and we take another break.

We come back with Hardy getting rid of Sylvan, leaving us with Hardy, Henry, Mercury, Mysterio and Nitro, plus Angle on the floor. Henry gets rid of Hardy and Mysterio eliminates Nitro and Mercury. Mysterio realizes he’s alone with Henry but loads up the Eddie Dance to show he’s serious. Some kicks to the leg stagger Henry and the 619 connects. Another one hits the ribs and Mysterio tries to pull him out, only to get sent to the apron.

A springboard is pulled out of the air though and Mysterio is tossed, but Angle gets up. The straps come down and Angle hammers away but Henry runs him over. Back up and an Angle Slam drops Henry, who is right back with a running splash in the corner. Angle manages a headscissors choke but Henry powerbombs the heck out of him for the break. They get up again and Angle hits a German suplex, followed by the front facelock. Angle can’t get him out but another headscissors lets Angle get the elimination and the title at 23:57.

Rating: B-. They weren’t hiding the fact that Angle was the heavy favorite here, but Henry felt like a monster in his own right. There’s nothing wrong with letting you know what’s going to happen from a mile away on occasion and that was the case here. Angle is a good choice for the last minute champion and the fans were into what they were seeing, so I’ll take what we got here.

From Saturday Night’s Main Event X.

Battle Royal

Honky Tonk Man, Sika, Ax, Smash, Koko B. Ware, Nikolai Volkoff, Hillbilly Jim, Andre The Giant, Hulk Hogan, B. Brian Blair, Jim Brunzell, Paul Orndorff, Lanny Poffo, Butch Reed, Tama, Billy Jack Haynes, Haku, Blackjack Mulligan, Hercules, Ron Bass

Commentary completely ignores everyone other than Hogan and Andre during the entrances and…well yeah. Hogan and Andre square off but Orndorff and others jump them to start fast. Honky Tonk Man is out in a hurry and Andre gets rid of Sika as well. Andre beats up Jim and Mulligan before tossing out Haku with ease. One heck of a headbutt busts Poffo open and Andre tosses him in a hurry.

Poffo is gushing blood on the floor as he’s taken out on a stretcher as Andre beats on Mulligan (who stands 6’6 and weighs about 350lbs and is dwarfed by Andre). Bass is out and Mulligan follows him. Hogan dumps Volkoff as Ventura is begging to see Hogan vs. Andre. There goes Blair and Hogan is whipped into Andre and HERE WE GO!

Hogan slugs away and Ware of all people jumps Andre. Thanks you bird brain. Hogan dumps Orndorff but Andre grabs Hogan for the headbutts and tosses him with no trouble. We take a break and come back with Hogan still leaving and a bunch of people getting together to toss Andre, who takes the interest in the match with him.

Hercules tosses Tama and Ax is gone. Smash dumps Hillbilly and Ware dropkicks Reed out to get us down to four. We have a bizarre tag match of Smash and Hercules against Ware and Haynes (sounds Lethal Lotteryish). Ware is tossed and a double clotheslines has Haynes in trouble. Haynes manages to dump Smash though and slugs it out with Hercules. Cue Bobby Heenan on the apron for a distraction though and Hercules dumps Hayes for the win at 11:16.

Rating: C+. This was a tale of two battle royals, as you have everything before the Hogan vs. Andre showdown/eliminations and then everything after them. That’s where things fall apart, because there was no reason to care in the slightest after the two of them were gone. Andre was feeling like a monster though and the heat for the showdown with Hogan was great, so I’ll let the rest slide.

From Superstars, February 25, 1995.

Battle Royal

Sionne, Fatu, Jacob Blu, Jerry Lawler, King Kong Bundy, Duke Droese, Aldo Montoya, 1-2-3 Kid, Mantaur, Mabel, Jimmy Del Ray, Adam Bomb, Bob Holly, Mo, Shawn Michaels, British Bulldog, Kwang, Henry Godwinn, Eli Blu, Tom Pritchard

Michaels runs away from a mob and eliminates himself to spare quite a bit of pain. We settle way down with everyone brawling and no one really coming close to being eliminated. Lawler has to run away from Mabel and we slow down again. Jacob is knocked over the top to finally get rid of someone else and we take a break. We come back with Godwinn backdropping Droese out, which Lawler finds hilarious. Del Ray is out and Mabel splashes Bundy onto Kwang in the corner. Holly clotheslines Montoya out and Godwinn is gone as well, followed by Fatu.

Bomb and Pritchard are both out and Kid fires off the kicks to Lawler in the corner. Bundy and Mantaur get rid of Mabel, with Bundy saying he did it by himself. A bunch of people toss Bundy and we take another break. We come back with Holly getting tossed and we’re down to six. Kid and Smith get Lawler out to the apron but he hangs on, even landing on one foot to stay alive. Lawler tells the audience to stay quiet because he’s still officially in.

Cue Bret Hart to look at the hopping Lawler, with a rather amusing look on his face. Lawler tries to hop away (Vince: “He looks like a demented kangaroo out there.”) but Hart stomps on his foot and that’s enough for Lawler in a funny bit. Hart beats on him a bit more and we’re down to five.

Kwang misses a spinwheel kick and gets eliminated by Bulldog. That leaves us with Bulldog, Eli, Kid and Mantaur, with Eli tossing Kid. Bulldog gets rid of Mantaur and the powerslam hits “either Jacob or Eli” but here is Michaels to cheap shot Bulldog so Eli can take over. Then Bulldog low bridges Eli out anyway for the win at 13:51.

Rating: D. The only entertaining part here was the Hart segment and this was a really lame battle royal as a result. Bulldog was the only realistic winner near the end and that made for a long stretch until the finish. Nothing to see here and given that it was the doldrums of 1995, that shouldn’t be a surprise in the slightest.

From ECW Hardcore TV, December 24, 1996.

Battle Royal

This is a King Of The Hill battle royal, meaning pinfall, submission or over the top eliminations. Taz is in the ring (but not an entrant) when the lights go out and Sabu is in at #1. The Eliminators (Saturn and Kronus) are in at #2 and #3 and give Sabu a pair of Total Eliminations. Taz heads outside to yell at Sabu as New Jack and Mustafa (the Gangatas) are in at #4 and #5.

A mini tag match breaks out while Sabu is down and Taz leaves. Another pair of Total Eliminations hit the Gangstas and the Eliminators eliminate them. Sabu gets dropped with a rather rough spike piledriver as Rob Van Dam is in at #6. Van Dam (and his snazzy pants) can’t do much on his own but Sabu is back up for the save as another tag match breaks out. Balls Mahoney (he’s new at this point) is in at #7 and the fans think he’s fat. Spike Dudley is in at #8 as Van Dam hits a nasty looking springboard kick to Mahoney’s face.

Things settle down a bit as it’s more of a standard brawl, which is pretty logical for ECW. Little Guido is in at #9 and is immediately kicked in the face by Saturn. Another Total Elimination gets rid of Spike and Bubba Ray Dudley is in at #10. Bubba shrugs off Guido’s forearms and gorilla presses him out for the big crash. Van Dam and Mahoney are out, leaving us with the Eliminators vs. Sabu/Bubba.

Chris Candido is in at #11 to help Saturn break up Sabu’s camel clutch on Bubba (so much for that partnership). Saturn saves Candido from Sabu and hits a powerbomb but Sabu is back up with a springboard clothesline to the Eliminators. Brian Lee is in at #11 as Candido eliminates Kronus. Bubba is knocked out by Lee and Shane Douglas is in at #12. Douglas stomps away at Saturn and Candido gets two on Sabu.

Tommy Dreamer is in at #13 and Douglas panics, eliminating himself rather than face Dreamer. Saturn and Dreamer drop everyone else, with Saturn superkicking Candido through the ropes. Sabu is back up with a double clothesline to Candido as D-Von Dudley is in at #14. Lee has a chair to clean house until Sabu takes it away and chairs D-Von for two. Sandman is in at #15 and goes after Saturn as the ring is starting to get full. Saturn is kicked out and Sabu moonsaults D-Von for two.

Louie Spicoli is in at #16 and tosses Candido out and a bunch of people go after D-Von for two more. Lee tosses Dreamer and Spicoli as the Blue World Order is in at Stevie Cool, Nova and the Blue Meanie are in at #17, #18 and #19. The Stevie Kick gets rid of D-Von but Lee takes out Meanie and Nova (his teammates in Raven’s Nest). Another Stevie Kick hits Sandman but Lee tosses Richards as well. Lee tosses Sandman, only to get clotheslined out by Sabu for the win at 19:45.

Rating: C+. It’s ECW so your mileage is absolutely going to vary, but what matters the most is that this felt different. ECW didn’t do this kind of match very often and it made things that much more interesting. Sabu going wire to wire is fine as he’s such a fan favorite and the people were happy throughout. Nice little surprise here and that’s a good thing.

From World Class Championship Wrestling TV, January 7, 1983.

Battle Royal

Wild Bill Irwin, Bugsy McGraw, King Kong Bundy, Terry Gordy, Kerry Von Erich, Andre The Giant

Pinfall, submission or over the top. Von Erich charges at Gordy to start before the bell. Andre comes in and we’re ready to go. Michael Hayes offers a distraction on the floor though and Von Erich is out in a hurry. That’s not ok with Von Erich, who goes back in to go after Gordy again. Von Erich is finally dragged out as Andre chokes Gordy for a change. Bundy hammers and chokes Andre, who doesn’t seem to notice.

A middle rope ax handle finally drops Andre, who falls onto Gordy in a funny spot. McGraw is tossed as Andre chokes Gordy on the mat. Bundy and Irwin go after Andre for the save but he gets up and chokes Gordy again (Does Gordy owe him money or something?). A headbutt knocks Bundy down and of course it’s time to choke Gordy again. Andre headbutts Irwin and chokes Gordy AGAIN like he’s in a slasher movie.

Bundy gets punched through the ropes and Andre gets to massage Gordy’s throat some more. Irwin and Bundy try to help Gordy again and it works for all of two seconds before Gordy accidentally drops Bundy. Some triple teaming slows Andre down as the fans are all behind him. They manage to get Andre down to his knees and the mat, but he gets back to his feet again.

Irwin hammers away but Andre fights up and atomic drops Irwin out. Hayes saves Gordy from elimination so Andre eliminates himself to give chase. So we’re down to Bundy vs. Gordy as Andre realizes how much he just screwed up. Bundy slams Gordy for two but misses s the Avalanche. Gordy dropkicks him in the back for the win at 12:57.

Rating: C+. This was ok enough, but at the same time it was mainly only funny for Andre’s near stalker killer movie villain obsession with Gordy. Andre went after him time after time and it was rather entertaining, with even commentary wondering what was with Andre’s obsession. Von Erich being pretty much nothing here was kind of weird, but Andre made up for him leaving so soon.

From Battlebowl 1993.

Battlebowl

Cactus Jack, Vader, Johnny B. Badd, Brian Knobbs, Shockmaster, Paul Orndorff, King Kong, Dustin Rhodes, Sting, Jerry Sags, Steve Austin, Ric Flair, Rick Rude, Shanghai Pierce, Hawk, Rip Rogers

Rogers is very banged up after getting beaten up earlier in the night. It’s the usual brawl to start and Rogers is out first, which is quite logical. Pierce is out as well as commentary admits there is too much going on to call here. Austin and Flair go outside (not eliminated) to brawl and Badd is sent to the ramp, which is NOT an elimination (as covered by commentary). Not that it matters as Badd is out a few seconds later.

Back in and Orndorff tries to toss Flair, with Hawk making a save to leave Ventura annoyed/confused. Jack loads up a superplex on Vader (of course) but gets broken up, allowing Vader to toss Jack out. Orndorff is out as well and the fans are not pleased with either of those two. Kong and the Shockmaster are both eliminated and the ring is a lot more clear. Vader gorilla presses Sting to the ramp (again, not out) but Sting comes back in to choke Vader in the corner.

Sags and Vader save Knobbs from Sting, who then saves Flair from Vader for some reason. Flair goes outside (not out) to go after Harley Race as Sting goes after the Nasty Boys at the same time. Back up and Vader runs Sting over before Flair beats up Knobbs, which isn’t something you see very often. Rhodes and Austin brawl to the floor, again without going over the top as we’ve gone a long time without an elimination. Rhodes gets posted and busted open and we slow way down, with commentary pointing it out as well.

Back up and Knobbs, Sags, Rhodes, Rude and Hawk all being eliminated in VERY short order. Well that picked up the pace. We’re down to Austin, Vader, Sting and Flair (not bad) as Rhodes is being led out and looks to have had his bell rung. Sting suplexes Austin and Vader misses a charge at Flair in the corner, leaving Flair to beat up Race on the ramp. Vader goes out for the save as Sting clotheslines Austin in the ring.

Sting and Austin join the other two on the ramp as this is not following proper battle royal procedures. The trainer comes out to check on Flair so Vader kicks him too. Flair is stretchered out and is officially eliminated due to injury. Naturally Race tries to turn the stretcher over, because that’s the kind of thing Race would do. Vader gorilla presses Sting back into the ring but Sting pops up and powerslams a diving Vader out of the air.

House is quickly cleaned with a bunch of clotheslines but the numbers game finally catches him in the corner. Austin gets in a rather impressive middle rope elbow (and has to stop himself from covering) before Vader drops Sting again. Vader hits two splashes but Sting avoids the third and makes the comeback on Austin.

Sting gets dropped again though and the Vader Bomb crushes him. Vader has hurt his own back though and Austin misses a top rope splash. Sting backdrops Austin onto the ramp and he falls onto the floor, which apparently counts as an elimination. So believe it or not, it’s Vader vs. Sting, with Vader hitting another splash. Sting avoids a charge though and fireman’s carries Vader onto the top, only to miss the Stinger Splash and eliminate himself so Vader wins at 25:35.

Rating: B-. This took some time but there is something about watching Sting and Vader no matter what they’re doing. Throw in Austin out there and getting to see Flair taking a beating and I couldn’t complain that much. It’s one of those things that works even with the extra time, though the ending was kind of out of nowhere and didn’t make Vader look that strong.

From Smackdown, November 29, 2011.

Battle Royal

Curt Hawkins, Ted DiBiase, Ezekiel Jackson, JTG, Johnny Curtis, Darren Young, Tyler Reks, Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd, Jinder Mahal, Hunico, Percy Watson, Yoshi Tatsu, Titus O’Neil, Sheamus, Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Hornswoggle, Kofi Kingston, Heath Slater

The winner gets a Christmas wish. Hornswoggle goes under the ring to start, leaving Sheamus (the Great White, in something that actually made air) tosses Young. Jimmy Uso is out as well, followed by JTG. Cole rants about how much guest host Mick Foley loves Christmas as Jackson dumps Hawkins. Sheamus pounds Jackson down and ducks a clothesline to get rid of him.

Curtis (Fandango) is gone and there goes Jey Uso and Kingston back to back. Tatsu and DiBiase are out, with Hornswoggle popping out from underneath the ring to pull Kidd out as well. We take a break and come back with the graphics messing up (which I believe was another Chris Jericho return), plus Gabriel being eliminated. O’Neil plants Reks but gets clotheslined out by Sheamus.

Reks jumps Sheamus from behind and gets pummeled but runs outside for a breather. Everyone goes to the floor for the brawl, with Sheamus being sent into the barricade. The non-Sheamuses get back inside but realize that they have to get rid of Hornswoggle as well. Hornswoggle is thrown back inside and can’t escape, with Slater throwing him down. Sheamus comes back in for the save and quickly eliminates everyone not named Hornswoggle.

Sheamus tells him to get out but Hornswoggle says he wants Sheamus out instead. Hornswoggle kicks him in the shin so Sheamus calls him a lunatic. Sheamus easily picks him up but Hornswoggle hangs onto the top rope. In a not so bright move, Sheamus goes over the top to pull Hornswoggle off the ropes. He tells Hornswoggle (who went through the ropes) to get down, but first Hornswoggle wants a hug. Hornswoggle shoves him off the apron for the clever win at 14:01. Hornswoggle would use the wish to be able to talk, which he could do before but was forgotten for the sake of the match.

Rating: C. Yeah I can’t get that mad at some like this. It was a goofy, lighthearted battle royal for the holiday special. Hornswoggle winning is a good way to go as the fans were behind him, especially when he finds an easy way to eliminate Sheamus and win. It wasn’t particularly good, but the result was charming enough.

Post match Sheamus is mad but raises Hornswoggle’s hand in holiday spirit.

Overall Rating: C+. This was a good example of why you don’t have multiple battle royals very often. Some of what we got here was fine enough, but seeing them over and over got repetitive. That is only going to get you so far and it was only so interesting. I did like that they offered a nice mixture of stuff from promotions, which is one of the places where the Vault tends to shine.

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