On This Day: April 14, 1984 – Championship Wrestling 1984: This Hogan Guy Has Potential
Championship Wrestling Date: April 14, 1984
Location: Agricultural Hall, Allentown, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Gene Okerlund, Vince McMahon
This is another old show that I’ve only touched on in the past. Championship Wrestling used to be the flagship show for the company and would have all of the top stars and major matches airing here. That’s the case tonight as the still relatively new world champion Hulk Hogan is in action tonight against Tiger Chung Lee. Other than that there isn’t much to say. Let’s get to it.
The opening theme for the show is an instrumental version of Thriller. That’s just odd.
Vince and Gene run down the card.
We get an ad for the WWF Magazine, including an article on the Von Erichs. I remember hearing they wanted to bring the Von Erichs in but I guess it was closer than it seemed.
Charlie Fulton vs. Tito Santana
Non-title here as Tito is IC Champion. We immediately get the Fink in a voiceover talking about the upcoming house shows, including one that night in Boston. Fulton takes it to the ropes and hits a forearm to take over but Tito monkey flips him down. Off to an armbar by the champion which is one of the higher spots you’ll see in this match. Back up and Fulton takes it into the corner again but Tito puts him right down with armbar #3. Fulton comes back with some forearms and right hands but Tito leapfrogs him and the flying forearm ends this quick.
Rating: D+. The match was nothing of note but it was just there to get Santana in the ring. This was back in the day when the Intercontinental Title was meant to be the wrestler’s title and would only be held by the top in ring workers. Tito was awesome when he had more than four minutes and a lot of armbars to work with so this wasn’t the right kind of match for him.
UPDATE!
There’s no real update here but it’s the name of a segment where you would get a quick story on someone in the WWF. In this case, Big John Studd won a battle royal in St. Louis but got beaten up by Hogan and Andre post match.
Greg Valentine vs. Jose Luis Rivera
This is a rematch of what was apparently a good match. Rivera speeds things up to start and kicks away a Figure Four attempt. Some armdrags have Valentine frustrated and a dropkick sends him into the ropes. Apparently Valentine broke Rivera’s undefeated streak. Greg throws him to the floor for a moment before the beating begins. There are some elbows to the head and a belly to back suplex to set up an elbow drop to pin Rivera. This was quick even for a squash.
Mike Powers vs. Jimmy Snuka
Snuka gets a great pop when he comes through the curtain. Powers jumps Snuka to start but Snuka pounds him down with ease. After a few headbutts and knee drops it’s the Superfly Splash for the pin. Match didn’t even last ninety seconds.
Powers is taken out on a stretcher. Now that’s a squash.
David Schultz/Paul Orndorff vs. Francisco Vazquez/Johnny Rivera
The real draw of this match is Schultz and Orndorff’s manager: Roddy Piper, who is INSANELY over as a heel at this point. Orndorff and Rivera start things off with Johnny kicking Orndorff off to frustrate Paul. Schultz, a big rough guy, comes in and throws Rivera into the other corner for a tag because he can. A hard slam puts Francisco down and a middle rope elbow is good for the pin by Schultz. Another squash, as is the custom back in the day.
We go to a famous Piper’s Pit with guest Frankie Williams, a Puerto Rican (Piper made a big deal bout it on his DVD for some reason) jobber who says he’s from Columbus, Ohio. Piper says he’s never lost a match in Columbus and brags about being undefeated forever. He goes on a rant about how Williams has never won a single match because he has no guts or ability because he’s a coward who should be making pizzas. Williams is offended and gets in Piper’s face so Piper DESTROYS him in about eight seconds. Famous quote from Piper: “Just when they think they got all the answer, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!”
Johnny Ringo vs. Terry Daniels
Ringo is a big fat guy and Daniels is a member of Sgt. Slaughter’s Cobra Corps. This is exactly what you would expect: the much smaller Daniels rolls Ringo around with a bunch of leverage moves and some elbows before pinning him with a fast sunset flip.
Slaughter critiques Daniels and has him march out of the arena.
Hulk Hogan vs. Tiger Chung Lee
Non-title here with a ten minute time limit. How weird is it to hear that for a Hogan match? He still has Eye of the Tiger here and this was taped like a month before the rest of the show. Hogan gets Lee’s kendo stick away from him and chases Lee out of the ring before ripping off the shirt. Back in and Hogan crushes Lee in the corner before planting him with an atomic drop. Off to a bearhug and Lee is in a lot of trouble. Lee rakes the eyes to escape and we get the required Asian nerve hold. Hogan comes back with a clothesline and the legdrop for the pin. Just a quick match here to get Hogan on TV.
Hogan says you can feel Hulkamania running wild and he feels like he’s in Vegas on a roll. The levels of charisma Hogan had were off the charts.
Tony Colon vs. Jose Gonzalez
Gonzalez takes him to the mat to start and we get some very loose chain wrestling. A knee drop keeps Colon in trouble and we hit a very quick chinlock. Colon is sent into the corner and a knee lift puts him back down. A missile dropkick (a VERY big spot at the time) ends Colon quick. Another short match to wrap up the show here.
Overall Rating: C. For its time, this was a pretty entertaining show. I’m not sure why Hogan didn’t wrap things up but it’s not like it makes a big difference. This was from a very different time as you could never air something like this today. Still though, it was entertaining enough and the card was pretty packed with stars by comparison to some of the other shows of its time. Not bad here.
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A Few More Thoughts on Wrestlemania/The Raw Crowd
Since we’re now about four days removed from Wrestlemania and three from Raw, I figured I’d take another quick look at the two shows since a lot of their impacts were probably lost during the live reviews.Wrestlemania
The more I think about it, the worse the show looks. To begin with, how in the world can you have a nine match card running FOUR HOURS and have to cut a match due to time constraints? There were no backstage segments, the Hall of Fame stuff was quick, five matches didn’t even make it to eleven minutes, and the longest match was 24:01. But somehow we had to cut a match for time? Let’s see. Could it have been:
Rock vs. Cena promo – 2 minutes
Announcers play with WWE action figures – 1 minute
Package on the Special Olympics – 3 minutes
John Cena Make-A-Wish video – 2 minutes
Video on the Pre-Show – 1 minute
Rock vs. Cena promo – 2 minutes
Diddy Intro – 2 minutes
Diddy Concert – 8 minutes
Video on Slim Jims – 1 minute
Rock vs. Cena promo – 2 minutes
Gee, could it be the TWENTY FOUR MINUTES spent either hyping up stuff we ALREADY BOUGHT or WWE patting themselves on the back for how great they are? Yeah instead of having Ryder and 3MB in the back doing something amusing, we need to hear about how awesome it is that WWE has sent Slim Jims to soldiers.
Moving on, there’s the major problem with this show: it wasn’t that good. The best match was either Undertaker vs. Punk or HHH vs. Lesnar and neither of them are anything resembling a classic. They’re both good but I want a bit more when I think of two of the biggest matches of the year. Both were more than fine for second and third biggest matches on Wrestlemania though.
This brings us to the main event which just wasn’t very good. It was exactly what we were expecting and while there were some good spots in there, the majority of the match did nothing for me. I’m very tired of the idea of using five finishers a match as the only offense as they stop being finishers and are just moves at that point. Cena winning was the right move, but the problem at the end of the day was that Rock winning the title didn’t do much. It wasn’t a good title reign and he was really just there to pass the title along to Cena.
As for the other major matches, let’s take a quick look at a few.
Swagger vs. Del Rio: meh. This feud stopped being interesting about two weeks in and Swagger not even getting an intro showed how lame it was in the eyes of the company. The match was nothing of note (again clipped because of time, because WE NEED DIDDY!) and Swagger looks like the jobber he’s been for years.
Lesnar vs. HHH. While the opening part ran long, the match was very physical and brutal. Now that being said, why in the world am I supposed to look at Brock as a serious threat again? The match vs. Cena made Brock look like a BEAST and Cena looked like he was trying to survive rather than win the match. That made for a great showcase and a great match. The matches with HHH on the other hand were ALL about HHH. Think about it: Brock was a guy there for HHH to get beaten down by and then make the Superman comeback against months later. Lesnar was just a guy for HHH to beat and nothing more. This is Brock Lesnar, not Khali or Henry, but he’s being treated like a regular monster.
Overall Wrestlemania was entirely forgettable. Nothing on the show was incredibly fun or interesting, so it came off as very lame. Out of the 29 shows in the series, it’s probably not even in the top 20. That’s not a good sign coming off last year’s incredible show.
Now on to Raw, which was very interesting for a lot of different reasons.
Let’s get the big one out of the way right now: Raw sucked this week. Here are the matches:
Squash
Rematch from Mania’s pre-show with a stupid booking decision
VERY boring handicap match
MITB cash-in
6 man tag to get people not on Wrestlemania on TV
The bizarre match
90 second Fandango match ending in a run-in
Mania match on Raw because WWE LOVES SLIM JIMS!
3 minute match to set up the show ending angle
Other stupid stuff on Raw:
Booker not letting us just have Henry vs. Cena for the title (which would have been a better booking move given the ending)
Colter and Swagger trying to get a heel reaction by asking the fans to chant USA
Ziggler being world champion
The Twitter Poll being canceled after the results were shown on screen
Now we get to the big deal of the show: the crowd. Let me get this out of the way: that crowd was not a good thing. It was entertaining for a bit, but eventually they decided to take over the show and make it all about them, because those 12,000 or so people are more important than the fans at home or the people in the ring. Were they amusing for a bit? Yes they were, but as soon as they made the entire show about them, it was too much. It was annoying in ECW and it was annoying here, along with being disrespectful to the people who are working hard in the ring.
Raw sucked on Monday and they’re not going to have a crowd like that to take the focus off that in the future. That’s a very bad sign for them going forward.
WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2013
Since the class is inducted, I might as well wrap up my series on the classes and whether each member belongs in the Hall of Fame or not.Bruno Sammartino
Yes. Next.
Bob Backlund
This is going to be a short post it seems. Backlund is another guy you barely even have to bother explaining. He was WWF Champion for six years and then came back with a completely new character to win the title again in a shocking moment. Backlund is one of the most interesting people you’ll ever hear and is every bit as out there as he comes off on TV. This is another layup and one of many on this list.
Mick Foley
Again, what is there to say here? He’s a three time WWF Champion and was the second most popular wrestler in the company for a good portion of the Attitude Era. Above all else for Foley, this is what makes you realize how great he was. Austin, Rock and HHH’s first major feuds as WWF Champion? All against Foley. It was Mick Foley who was trusted with making these new top stars look like something special in the ring. That says a lot about the trust Vince had in him and is one of his many reasons for being in the Hall of Fame. This is another easy yes.
Trish Stratus
If there is a woman who had a bigger impact on modern women’s wrestling, I don’t know who it is. Trish was the Divas division for a long time and made everyone she worked with look WAY better than anybody else could. Think of the Divas of today and then think that Trish vs. Lita was the main event of an episode of Raw. Not the last match to go on, but the match that was built up all night and closed the show. That’s unthinkable today but it happened in 2004. The greatest Diva of all time is another yes.
Booker T
When a guy with thirty three titles in WCW and WWE is by far the weakest candidate for the Hall of Fame, you know you have an outstanding class. Booker was the only guy in this class that is even remotely questionable as I don’t think Hall of Fame when I think of him, but his resume is more than strong enough to go in. He’s won everything there is to win in WWE and was even bigger in WCW, where (I believe at least) he was one of four guys to win every possible title (along with DDP, Sting and Benoit). That’s some fine company and another reason Booker should go in.
Donald Trump
Like him or not, this guy has been a big supporter of WWE over the years. He hosted two Wrestlemanias, appeared at #7 and #20 and was the focal point of Wrestlemania 23. How many other celebrities come close to that kind of involvement? I have no problem with putting Trump in the celebrity wing. He’s certainly more appropriate than someone like William Perry.
This is the best class ever. From top to bottom, you have nothing but legends and huge names. When the weakest name you have is either Booker T or Trish Stratus, the lineup is clearly stacked. Bruno was the great white whale of the Hall of Fame, as without him you can’t have any kind of credibility. Now if they can only get Demolition and Randy Savage in there, everything will be complete.
Thought of the Day: Mix It Up A Bit
This occurred to me during Raw and while I was watching an old Nitro. As opposed to the new Nitros that is.Raw and Smackdown could use some random matches between guys they don’t often feature. Look at the roster they’ve got. With as many talented guys as they’ve got, they can’t manage to ever get them on one of the bigger shows. I know they’re on Superstars and other such C-shows, but instead of having the same matches over and over again, let some of these guys be jobbers on the main shows. I mean, do we need to see Cesaro fight Kofi fifteen times or Sheamus vs. Barrett so often? Look at the six man tag from Raw. Those were six guys you could throw on TV at any time and get a decent match out of them, so why not use them?
On This Day: April 9, 1985 – Primetime Wrestling 1985: The Show That Became Raw
Prime Time Wrestling
Date: April 9, 1985
Hosts: Jack Reynolds, Jesse Ventura
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Gene Okerlund
This is a different kind of wrestling show. The idea here is that the hosts sit in a studio and introduce matches to us. The matches would usually be from one house show that was filmed and then shown on programs like this. The most famous hosting duo for this was Gorilla and the Brain, producing some of the best banter you’ll ever hear. Let’s get to it.
Unfortunately, this is the Jack Reynolds era. Reynolds is fine but he’s pretty generic.
Most of this show appears to be from the March 17, 1985 MSG show.
Charlie Fulton vs. Rocky Johnson
Fulton has a big beard and that’s about it. Rocky is apparently returning to the company here. He takes Fulton to the mat in a head scissors and speeds things up with something close to a nip up and some armdrags. Charlie gets in a few punches but Rocky rolls through some clotheslines and a BIG sunset flip wins it. The referee was way out of position just to tick off Gorilla.
Rating: C-. Rocky is a guy that the more I see of him the more I like him. He was really fun to watch and depending on who you believe, he might have been in line for Hogan’s push had Hogan not signed. Still though, not much here but Rocky didn’t have much to work with in Fulton.
Jesse says his headdress is a Manhattan golf hat for when he swings the clubs in Central Park.
Barry O vs. Rene Goulet
Speaking of not having much to work with, I get this match. The O is for Orton, as he’s Randy’s uncle. We talk about Wrestlemania which was two weeks after the airing of this MSG show. The show aired at 1pm which is so strange to hear in modern times. They go to the mat for some generic stuff. Barry controls with a headlock on the mat as the announcers ignore what’s going on. To be fair they’re talking about the main event of Wrestlemania so I can’t argue much.
Now he really cranks it up by putting Rene in an armbar. Rene comes back with his Claw. A Von Erich he is not. Barry slams him and Rene counters into a devastating headlock. The crowd completely turns on it due to the levels of boring this is hitting. Goulet knees him down but gets caught in a small package for the pin.
Rating: F. The audio and video messed up as I was watching it. Even the recording equipment knew that this match sucked. MSG was booing it and I can’t say I disagree at all. The mathc sucked as neither guy was doing anything past first gear in the entire thing. Why this needed nine minutes is beyond me.
The announcers talk about the upcoming matches. They do this between every match.
Jim Neidhart vs. SD Jones
Jones pulls the beard to start. Why don’t more people do that? What kind of a name is Special Delivery anyway? Is that supposed to be intimidating? Jones works on the arm as Neidhart can’t get out of it even with a slam. Neidhart clotheslines him on the top rope and hits a right hand. Gorilla wants a DQ for that punch. Jones shrugs off being rammed into the top rope. See he’s black, so he automatically has a hard head. Jones comes back with left hands which Gorilla has no comment about. He sends Neidhart into the corner but walks into a powerslam for the pin. One shoulder was clearly up but the referee was blinded by boredom.
Rating: D. Good grief these matches have SUCKED so far. No wonder the fans are getting sick of this show so far. Neidhart was actually a decent singles guy but his generic power game got lost in the shuffle with all the other power guys of this time. Putting him with Bret was the best thing they ever could have done.
Jesse thinks Bundy is the Burt Reynolds of wrestling. Ok then.
Ricky Steamboat vs. Terry Gibbs
This is the first match that wasn’t in order on the show. Gibbs jumps him to start and is promptly backdropped. Gorilla is alone on commentary here. Gibbs keeps pounding Ricky down but he’ll run every time Dragon comes back. This makes for a match that keeps starting and stopping. We get a chase around the apron and Ricky speeds things up with a chop. Gibbs hits an atomic drop but Steamboat comes back with a variety of chops and the cross body gets the pin.
Rating: D+. Can we get a single good match in this whole show? Or even a match that doesn’t make me want to go to bed? Steamboat is great of course but there’s not much he can do when he’s stuck in there with a guy like Terry Gibbs. This didn’t work well at all, much like the rest of the show so far.
Intercontinental Title: Tito Santana vs. Greg Valentine
Lumberjack match. This was the main event of the house show and is called the feature match here. There were other matches talked about to start the show but there’s no sign of them here. Then again, that’s probably a good thing. Greg is defending here. Tito explodes on him to start as is his custom. Valentine rolls to the floor in a daze but only Steamboat will throw him back in.
Back in Santana hits an atomic drop and knee lift. Valentine gets in a shot as Rocky Johnson gives Jimmy Hart the death stare. Tito hits a move called the Headknocker and Greg bails again. This time he winds up on the good guy side and is thrown back in. The crowd is really getting into this. Another knee lift gets two. Valentine gets more and more frustrated as no one will cut him a break but he’s scared to death of the fired up Tito.
Greg finally gets a boot up in the corner to take over. He pulls the hair a lot and slams Tito’s head into the mat for two. Greg works over the knee which he injured to take the title in the first place. He throws Tito to the floor a few times and then won’t let Santana back in. Hammer is getting warmed up now and slams in forearms to the chest. Knee drop gets two.
Being kind of an idiot, Valentine slaps Tito twice before going for the Figure Four. Santana rolls him up for one and it’s time to slug it out. Hammer puts him down and drops an elbow for two. Tito gets both feet up in the corner to put Greg down. Valentine is in trouble as JYD beats up someone on the floor. Tito sets up the Figure Four but Valentine rolls to the outside. Back in a forearm sets up the Figure Four but Greg makes the ropes. They slug it out and in a weak ending, Greg gets sent into the ropes and they hit heads. Both guys are out cold and Greg falls on top for the pin.
Rating: B. This is one of those matches that is almost impossible to screw up. These two had one of the greatest rivalries of the 80s and one of the best ever in company history. For some reason you never hear about it though. It’s probably due to Savage coming in and taking the title from Santana and dominating it for a year afterwards.
Overall Rating: D. The main event is good but OH MY GOODNESS did the stuff leading up to that suck. The rest of the house show sucked too so I can’t blame the fans for booing like they were. To be fair though, two weeks later they saw Wrestlemania so they can’t complain that much. Bad show here though.
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On This Day: April 7, 2011 – Superstars 2011: Back When Rock vs. Cena Was Fresh
Now that Wrestlemania is actually over, people might actually read these again.
Superstars Date: April 7, 2011
Location: Phillips Arena, Atlanta, Georgia, Time Warner Cable Arena, Charlotte, North Carolina
Commentators: Scott Stanford, Josh Matthews, Jack Korpela, Matt Striker
It’s the first show after Wrestlamania so I think you know what the main topic is going to be from the commentators. Rock cost Cena the title, meaning Miz is still WWE Champion. Not that any of them is going to appear here or anything of course. As usual this is going to be a low of lower card guys having longer matches than they would otherwise. Let’s get to it.
Drew McIntyre vs. JTG
JTG takes him into the corner to start so Drew SMACKS him in the jaw. They trade more right hands with JTG taking over for a bit. Drew drapes him ribs first over the top rope and things slow down a bit. Drew cranks things up with an armbar but JTG fights up and hits a big boot for no cover. A crucifix gets two and there’s a DDT for the same on McIntyre. Drew comes back with a big boot of his own and the Future Shock DDT gets the pin.
Rating: D+. JTG tried but at the end of the day, the guy just isn’t that good. Drew continues to bore everyone in sight which has a lot to do with why his pushed stopped cold. Well that and his wife Tiffany beating him up but you get the idea. Nothing to see here as it was just a quick match to open the show with probably the biggest name we’ll see here tonight in McIntyre.
Recap of the Hall of Fame induction ceremonies. Shawn was the headliner.
Yoshi Tatsu vs. Tyson Kidd
Kidd is a heel here and takes Tatsu down with a test of strength grip before cranking on the left arm a bit. Yoshi gets back up and flips out of Tyson’s grip before firing off some kicks to the torso and a few armdrags into an armbar. Back up and Tyson pounds away on Tatsu, only to be dropkicked out to the floor as we take a break. Back with Kidd holding a cravate but getting caught in a crucifix for two.
A hard kick to Tatsu’s face gets two for Tyson and it’s back to the cravate. Back up and Yoshi fires off a spinwheel kick but both guys are down. Yoshi hits some more hard kicks for two but as he goes up top for a big old kick, Kidd pops up and takes him down with a hurricanrana for two. Yoshi avoids a springboard dive and a high kick to Kidd’s head gets the pin.
Rating: C. I wasn’t a big fan of all the kicks from both guys but that’s what you get from smaller guys in modern WWE. The match wasn’t bad for Superstars but it would take awhile before Kidd hit his stride. Yoshi was a guy who used to show so much potential and then it just stopped dead.
We see Cena challenging Rock to a match at Wrestlemania 28, a year in advance. The match worked to put it mildly. For no apparent reason, the Corre ran out to interrupt the ending. This never went anywhere at all but we do get about three minutes of Rock and Cena beating up Slater.
Santino Marella vs. Ted DiBiase
They fight for control on the mat until Santino offers a handshake. DiBiase cranks on a hammerlock for a bit before punching Santino in the face and make it a brawl as we take a break. Back with DiBiase holding a chinlock followed by a dropkick. The following clothesline gets two and Marella’s sunset flip is broken up with a right hand to the head. Back to el chinlock followed by some pounding away in the corner, only to have Santino avoid a charge. Things speed up but Santino’s headbutt hits knees. Dream Street (DiBiase’s finisher) is broken up and the Cobra gets the pin for Santino.
Rating: D. Erg DiBiase was boring here. He did nothing but basic punches and chinlock which isn’t enough to hold my interest for a five minute match. The whole being the son of the Million Dollar Man didn’t do him any favors either. This was just a quick match for the sake of saying there was a main event on this show.
Overall Rating: D+. I remember why I don’t watch this show all that often. When it’s good it can be very good for a fan who doesn’t want most of the stories, but on the other hand there are times where this show is very boring, much like it was here. Nothing on here was any good and it’s difficult to remember what the matches even were already. It would get better though.
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Rock Allegedly Walks Out On WWE
Word on the street is that Rock was scheduled to be at Raw tonight and talk about losing the title, only to be laid out by Lesnar, setting up a showdown at Mania XXX. Well allegedly, and I emphasize that word, Rock said screw that and went home. Again, no word on if this is official, but we’ll know in like six hours. Until then, better go pay to read EXCLUSIVE BACKSTAGE INFO which will NEVER be published for free on another site, right? Did I mention I find that method of news reporting stupid?
Anyway, assuming this is true:
1. It’s Cena’s fault right? Everything else is. We better turn him heel and then complain about how lousy his heel turn was executed.
2. If Rock wants to leave, I have no issues with it, much like I have few with Austin bailing in 2002. He doesn’t owe WWE or the fans a thing.
3. It’s not like he lit the world on fire last night so why not let him go? It doesn’t really add much anymore.
Thoughts on this?
KB Recommends WWE DVDs
One of the questions I get a lot is what DVDs do I think are good and which should people watch. I figured I’d put together a post going over any WWE DVDs that I’ve seen and whether or not they should or shouldn’t be looked at. This will include both the match listings and the documentaries, although I usually skip some of the matches as I’ve seen most of what is released.
These are in order from the list of WWE Home Videos from Wikipedia. Remember: if I leave it off, it’s because I haven’t seen it. Let’s get to it.
Bret Hitman Hart – Best There Is, Best There Was, Best There Ever Will Be
Three hours of Bret goodness. Do I need to explain this? If nothing else it has his matches with Owen and Austin from Wrestlemania if you haven’t picked them up on one of the 1000 other DVDs they’re on. You also get some good matches with Steamboat and Perfect. Definitely worth checking out.
Brian Pillman – Loose Cannon
I saw this once years ago and I barely remember it. The documentary was good but the matches are just ok. It has the Liger match from 1992 and the Canadian Stampede match which are his career highlights, but other than that it’s nothing great.
Hard Knocks – The Chris Benoit Story
This was one of the better DVDs you’ll ever see and was released just after he won the title at Wrestlemania. It covers every major match of his career and has some absolute gems, including the Owen tribute match (also on Bret’s DVD), his match with Great Sauske from Japan, his WCW and World Title wins, and an awesome documentary about him returning home to Edmonton as world champion. If you can sit through it (and find it), definitely worth looking up.
Cheating Death, Stealing Live – The Eddie Guerrero Story
This didn’t work as well as the Benoit DVD but it’s still not bad. The documentary is better than the match selection, as you hear about Eddie’s drug abuse and personal demons leading up to his recovery and title win. The matches…..I’m not sure about these. The problem with the matches is it feels like WWE pulled some random matches out of a hat, threw in the Halloween Havoc 97 match and called it a day. It’s good, but only the documentary is worth checking out, unless you haven’t seen Eddie vs. Rey from Havoc.
Jake the Snake Roberts – Pick Your Poison
I threw this on one Saturday afternoon when there was nothing good on TV and that’s about all it’s good for. The documentary sounds more like a plea for sympathy than anything else and I heard a few holes in the stories he told which didn’t match up with the timeline of actual events. The match selection is also pretty weak as when you think about it, Roberts didn’t have a lot of big matches. If you’re interested in this you can get it for about $5 on Amazon, but I wouldn’t pay more than that (and I don’t think I did actually).
Mick Foley- Hard Knocks and Cheap Pops
This isn’t much actually as it’s more of a documentary than a definitive DVD, but we’ll get to that later on. The matches here are nothing special other than the Mind Games match which we’ll revisit later on. As much of a Foley fan as I am, I wouldn’t bother with this as it’s just over an hour and more of a quickie job you might get for like 2 bucks back in the old Blockbuster days.
NWO – Back in Black
If there has ever been a bigger hatchet job of a DVD, I’d love to know what it is. This has a really good start with the 1996 stuff, then 1997 is covered in about 5 minutes, we hear about a moment in September of 1998, then it’s 2002 and the NWO is in the WWF. The NWO is a VERY interesting subject which would make for a good 9 hour or so DVD, but this is just two and a half hours and definitely not worth looking for. I watched it on the internet and actually went around seeing where the other parts were, because I didn’t believe they cut out as much as they did. Definitely not worth any time or money.
Ric Flair – The Definitive Collection
This was the sequel to the Ultimate Flair Collection and it’s a different look at Naitch. This is much more about his life than his in ring work, which is a very interesting subject to say the least. There are some solid matches on it as well though, with stuff like his 94 match with Steamboat, the 89 Bash against Funk and COTC 1 vs. Sting. If you pick this up though, pick up the Ultimate Collection as well to get the other major stuff that is included there. Worth seeing though for the documentary alone.
Road Warriors – The Life and Death of the Most Dominant Tag Team in Wrestling History
As a Road Warriors fan, this was a must for me. Again the documentary is the better part as the Warriors’ matches aren’t the kind of performances that you can make a long DVD about. The problem is they squashed most of their opponents, so how can you really get excited after seeing the same things time after time? The good thing here is it’s only two discs, which was the right call. Good stuff here though and worth checking out if you’re a fan of the team, which you should be.
Born to Controversy – Rowdy Roddy Piper
Now THIS is what I’m talking about. Piper is one of the most entertaining guys you’ll EVER see and this is a great set about him. You get every major match in his career and a good documentary, but more than that you get TWENTY FOUR PIPER’S PITS. If that doesn’t sell you on this, you’re in the wrong place. You can get this for like 6 bucks online and I highly recommend it. His book on the other hand, stay FAR away.
The Shawn Michaels Story – Heartbreak and Triumph
Considering there are at least three Shawn DVDs, it’s kind of hard to remember which is which. I do remember liking this one though as it focuses more on his life than his matches. That being said, it’s 9 hours of Shawn Michaels. How could this not be good? You also get a rarity with the Rockers winning the tag belts and the Shawn vs. Cena match from London in its entirety. Good stuff here.
The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior
Then on the other hand there’s this one. The problem here is that the WWF’s new stance is that Warrior was garbage and a flash in the pan. Granted they didn’t mind making this flash in the pan the main event of Wrestlemania 6, the second main event on Wrestlemania 7 and th ebig surprise at Wrestlemania 8, but what difference should that make? This is the DVD where they criticized him for wearing a baseball hat because apparently that made people not want to see him fight Jerry Lawler. The DVD is nothing special but it’s pathetic hearing the company dump on him after all the money they milked out of him.
McMahon
Now this is a good one. It’s two hours of praising Vince and how amazing he is. If you know your history, this is one of the funniest DVDs ever, as Vince talks about backing out of the Georgia Championship Wrestling deal because “they didn’t want to do business” and other gems like that. THe quality of the set is pretty low, but it’s absolutely hilarious to hear Vince spin things to benefit him.
Greatest Stars of the 80s/90s
These are two different sets but I figured it was easier to just do them together. The idea is you’ll see a profile of a wrestler for about 10-15 minutes then later on, you get matches from that wrestler. It’s a good way to show every major name from the generation in one set without getting into too much detail on what’s going on and boring the audience. These are both fun and there’s a 21st century edition that is probably the same idea. The 80s and 90s sets are both worth checking out with the 90s being a bit better and faster paced.
Starrcade – The Essential Collection
NOW we’re getting somewhere. This is one of the few WWE DVDs that I went out and bought as soon as it hit the shelves. The idea is it’s the top 25 Starrcade matches ever in a countdown format, with each five hosted by someone who was famous at Starrcade. The match selection is questionable with some headscratchers in there and I still say Tully vs. Magnum should be #1, but it’s a WWE set and we have to praise Flair (even though his best Starrcade match isn’t even #1). The documentary is…..odd. Basically they spend 45 minutes talking about the first three shows, then 5 minutes on the next 14 of them and that’s it. That being said, the first 45 minutes are GREAT and incredibly interesting stuff. This is worth checking out, but I’d have Youtube open to find some other matches to supplement it.
The Monday Night War
This is one I’ve watched about ten times and it’s still interesting today. The set mainly focuses on WCW, which is the smart thing to do as it was the dominant force for most of the War. The problem is once we get past Warrior in WCW, there isn’t much to talk about other than WWF pounding WCW into the ground, so you know they spend a lot of time on it. It’s a very solid set though and worth seeing if you haven’t before, if nothing else for the matches and extras (such as Cornette’s rants).
The Most Powerful Families in Wrestling
This is a lot like the Best of the 80s and the 90s. Not much to say here and it’s not much to watch either. The documentary isn’t bad but it’s not worth going out of your way to find.
Raw DVDs
There are a TON of DVDs on Monday Night Raw and I really can’t remember which I’ve seen and which I haven’t, so pretty much pick and choose. I remember the 15th anniversary being good and I think I saw the top 100 moments DVD but I can’t remember for sure.
Rise and Fall of ECW
Anyone who follows me knows I do not like ECW. However, this is one of if not the best DVDs WWE has ever produced. It covers EVERYTHING about the company and has some fascinating stuff from behind the scenes. If you haven’t seen this, go find it because I can’t recommend it strongly enough.
Rise and Fall of WCW
This is almost a sequel to Monday Night Wars and it’s not nearly as good. Some of the logic on here is laughable with Hogan and Nash seemingly being blamed for almost everything that happened to WCW, which is absurd. This is another version of WWE deciding how history goes, which gets old in a hurry. Not worth seeing.
Top 50 Superstars of All Time
I think I watched this but I’m not 100% sure. The list is confusing to say the least but it’s not bad. Assuming I actually saw it that is.
Hulk Hogan – The Ultimate Anthology
Do I need to explain this? 9 hours of Hogan awesomeness. Yes this is good.
Macho Madness – The Ultimate Randy Savage Collection
This would be another that I ran out and got when it came out and I’m glad I did. This is the perfect Savage set with almost every major match in his career plus a solid documentary. I don’t have much else to say here other than watch this and you’ll see why everyone speaks so highly of Savage.
Mick Foley’s Greatest Hits and Misses
THIS is what we needed to get to. If there’s a great Foley match you want to see, it’s on this set. Foley does some commentary on the matches which is very interesting stuff of course. There’s a special Hardcore Edition of this with a third disc of his mid-2000s stuff which makes it even better. Between this and his books, you can’t go wrong. Check it out and read all four of his books as well. Great set here.
The Ultimate Ric Flair Collection
I mentioned this earlier so I’ll keep this quick. It’s 9 hours of Flair matches from the 80s and 90s and has some of the highest quality matches on any set you’ll ever find, making it well worth tracking down.
From the Vault: Shawn Michaels
This was one of the first WWE DVD sets and it’s excellent. You get the Cell vs. Undertaker, the ladder match against Razor, the Iron Man match, the Mind Games match, the no holds barred match against HHH, and one of my all time favorites in his street fight vs. Diesel, plus some solid extras. This is one of my personal favorites and AWESOME stuff.
The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment
I don’t remember much of this, but it’s 9 hours of the Rock with a ton of promos. That enough for you?
Allied Powers
This is a showcase of tag team wrestling and it’s another solid release. The problem here is it gets repetitive after awhile as you can only sit through so many tag matches in a row. It’s the “documentary/match” formula again so it works ok, but I’d recommend watching it over a few days instead of at once.
Best of Saturday Night’s Main Event
Another great one, features everything it needs to feature, room for a sequel, great stuff all around.
History of the Intercontinental Championship/WWE Championship
Again it’s two different DVDs but they’re grouped together here. Both are good enough but with subjects like this, you really can’t hit every highspot (and I would know, as I wrote a book about the WWE Championship. Details on the front page) in such a long history. These could both get sequels very easily.
Best of Smackdown: 10th Anniversary
This is a countdown bit with a look at the top 100 moments in the show’s history. Some are matches and some are moments, but they cover pretty much everything ever on the show. If you like Smackdown, you’ll like this. I can’t get much simpler than that.
That’s about it. As is the case with everything, some are hit and miss and your enjoyment will vary based on personal taste. The best are Rise and Fall of ECW, Essential Starrcade and Foley’s set with Flair sprinkled in there somewhere. Anyway, go watch some of these.
First Intercontinental Title Tournament Brackets FINALLY Revealed
Remember how the Intercontinental Title Tournament in Rio de Janeiro was rumored to be fake? Well WWE has released the brackets for said tournament, which means it MUST be real.
You know, because they wouldn’t lie to us. This is awesome.
On This Day: March 31, 1985 – All-American Wrestling: Pre-Show to the Biggest Show Ever
All-American Wrestling
Date: March 31, 1985
Host: Gene Okerlund
Commentators: Jack Reynolds, Jesse Ventura, Vince McMahon, Bruno Sammartino
No Mercy 03 is downloading so here’s a show you don’t often see: it’s from Wrestlemania Sunday. Who knows when this was taped but it’s literally airing hours before the biggest show ever. This should be interesting as far as seeing what they say about the upcoming show. Other than that I don’t know what to expect but the matches are taped so it’s not like we’ll be missing much. Let’s get to it.
The theme song is very patriotic.
The featured match is the Bulldogs vs. Goulet/Barry O. I’m riveted to see that. Yep Gene is talking about Mania which is today at 1pm. He runs down the card for today and plugs Wrestlemania whenever he can.
British Bulldogs vs. Barry O/Rene Goulet
The announcer messes up Barry’s name by calling him Bobby. Dynamite and Barry start us off and Dynamite uses the speed to escape whatever is thrown at him. Off to Davey and this must be near their debut. Jesse says he’s never seen the Bulldogs before so you know it’s early in their run. Back to Davey who hooks a crucifix for two. Off to Goulet and both guys get missile dropkicks from Dynamite. Goulet hits a clothesline to bring in Barry. Davey cleans house and the Bulldogs use their stepping stone headbutt spot to pin Barry. BIG pop for the Bulldogs.
Rating: C+. Just a squash, but man the Bulldogs were great when they started out. They were pulling off stuff that had never been seen in America so everyone reacted to them very strongly. Dynamite was so far ahead of his time it’s unreal. Can you imagine him against Jericho or Mysterio in 1996? It would have been incredible.
UPDATE! With Lord Alfred Hayes. It’s about JYD who likes to dance with kids. Ok then.
Big John Studd vs. Jim Young
Studd has $15,000 cash and Andre the Giant’s hair. Young fails at a slam and the pain begins. Andre comes out and beats Studd up for the quick DQ.
Gene sums up the big matches for Mania.
Cyndi Lauper says her girl Wendi Richter will win the title back on Sunday.
Gene is on the phone with Liberace who wants to know where Orndorff gets his robes. He has to drop the call though to talk to the camera.
Mad Maxine vs. Susan Starr
Maxine is a freak with a green mowhawk and allegedly 6’4 but that looks like a stretch. Starr runs away a lot but they spend most of the time circling each other. Starr even gets a leg lock on her. Maxine shrugs it all off and hits a suplex for the pin. This was really bad.
Gene reminds us that you have to see Mania on closed circuit.
Off to Piper’s Pit with Orndorff and Orton. They make fun of the Mania poster. Mr. T. is called a souped up spider monkey and has a banana smeared over his face. Hogan gets an egg. Orton’s arm is still hurt. It’s a very slow healing injury you see.
Mr. T. and Hogan are in New York to train. They’re on a building somewhere but Mr. T. wants to go to Central Park and beat up muggers. And that’s just what they do. Well they go to Central Park and T gives him training in “street fighting”, which means running in place. They go to the gym to train to Eye of the Tiger and hit each other in the head while sitting on the floor with their legs interlocked. Then they get on a train while people cheer. Now they’re in MSG with a piece of wood on the floor. They fire each other up, and that’s it. This was out there man.
Gene talks about Mania some more.
Greg Valentine vs. Pete Pompeii
Bruno is alone on commentary and this is joined in progress. Oh thank goodness Vince jumps in. Valentine is IC Champion here but it’s non-title of course. This is a squash and Valentine pounds him down before hooking a chinlock. He hooks a quick half crab, drops a middle rope elbow, and finishes with the Figure Four.
Rating: D. Just a squash but a long one. That being said, we needed something longer than usual to fill in the time. Vince can’t pronounce the jobber’s name, calling him Pompell which is funny to me for some reason. Other than that, not much to see here but it’s a squash so what are you looking for?
Gene runs down the card again and brings in the US Express. Albano is here too and is clean shaven. He says they’ll win and keep the titles. The champs say the same.
Gene talks about Wrestlemania a lot to end the show.
Overall Rating: C-. You can’t complain much about the show because the majority of this was to talk about Wrestlemania. It’s a big commercial and to their credit, they hyped the show up pretty well. It’s still boring but they were trying at least which is really all you can ask for. Plus if its the day of the show and you have to go somewhere to see it, you’ll already know if you’re going or not by this point.