WWF House Show
Date: July 15, 1988
Location: Los Angeles Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California
Attendance: 15,000
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Sean Mooney, Superstar Billy Graham
I was feeling a little house showish and we might as well take in a city that doesn’t get a lot of attention. We’re in between Wrestlemania IV and Summerslam and that means we’ll probably be seeing some stuff that would be on WrestleFest later in the month. Oddly enough I’ve done the Los Angeles show that follows this, so I’m kind of in for a prequel here. Let’s get to it.
Opening sequence.
Big Boss Man vs. Scott Casey
This is still the very Big Boss Man as he was around 400lbs and had only been in the company about two months. We pause to start because the referee doesn’t like some of the things on Boss Man’s gear. With that out of the way, Boss Man shoves Casey around as commentary tries to figure out how Slick (Boss Man’s manager, not here at the moment) met Boss Man in the first place.
Casey works on the arm but gets sent over the top, meaning it’s time to skin the cat. A backbreaker cuts off Casey and it’s time to work on said back (which does not appear to be broken yet). We hit the bearhug so Casey claps him in the head a few times. That doesn’t work either so Graham suggests going to the eyes.
Boss Man takes him to the mat so Casey makes the rope, meaning the bearhug goes on again (the rare heel logic). This time Casey bites Boss Man’s face, much to Graham’s approval of course. Boss Man charges into a boot in the corner so Casey slugs away, only to charge into a HORRIBLE Boss Man Slam (I don’t think Casey left his feet) for the pin at 7:26.
Rating: C-. Not exactly a great opening here as Boss Man was still figuring out the whole thing. The ending didn’t make it much better, as it was like some weird tackle instead of any kind of a slam. Casey was a good hand but never did much in the WW. Instead he would be a bit better as a trainer, including training Booker T.
Post match Boss Man handcuffs him to the ropes for the nightstick beating.
Rockers vs. Los Conquistadors
The Rockers are new, and come out to what would become the Ultimate Warrior’s music (that fits well actually). Uno wrestles Marty to the mat to start so everything quickly breaks down. That doesn’t go anywhere so it’s back to Marty for a crossbody on Uno. A headlock works a bit better for Marty but Dos comes in to catch another crossbody. That draws Shawn in for a dropkick to Marty’s back and put both of them down for a double knockdown.
Some Rockers’ near falls have Uno and Dos on the floor before we settle down to Shawn slamming both of them. The double dropkicks send Uno and Dos outside again, meaning that it’s time for the stereo dives. Back in and it’s Shawn vs. Dos but here is Jesse Ventura to yell at Billy Graham and then join commentary. The Rockers start taking turns on Dos’ arm, with Marty grabbing an armbar.
Uno tries to come in so Shawn does a fake tag to come in for an armbar of his own. The armbar stays on for a bit as Jesse wants to see the Rockers vs. Demolition. Back up and Michaels gets knocked out of the air so Dos can choke away. There’s the big Flair flip in the corner for two on Shawn and some ax handles to the back make it work. This leaves commentary to talk about Graham’s calves as Los Conquistadors change places outside.
Shawn powers over to the corner for tag to Marty but no one sees it, meaning the beating continues. Uno rips at Shawn’s face in the corner but Shawn comes back with some right hands. Shawn is so banged up that he can’t even slam Dos, but he can hit something like a dropkick. The diving tag brings in Marty for the house cleaning as everything breaks down. Shawn hits the top rope fist drop so Marty can finish Uno at 14:39.
Rating: C+. This got some time and while the heat segment on Shawn wen ton a good bit too long, the rest of the match worked out well. You could tell that the Rockers were WAY different than any other WWF team at the time and they were getting to showcase themselves here. This would have been better if it was a bit shorter, but it was better than the opener.
Post match Jesse goes on a rant about how Shawn was illegal when he hit the fist drop and Gorilla goes into his “they have five seconds” thing. Jesse wants to know why Gorilla only brings that up when it’s someone in the ring that he likes and Gorilla just cracks up for some reason.
Jim Duggan vs. Andre The Giant
Duggan has an extra long 2×4 here, which Graham says represents the people who hold this country together. They stare at each other for a good bit to start as Andre doesn’t like the 2×4 being in the ring. Well, yeah. Duggan finally hands it off to Graham but Andre still isn’t happy. For some reason Graham yells at the referee over this so the ring announcer gets the 2×4.
Now they’re both in and Andre starts the choking nearly four minutes in. Duggan has to crawl to the floor to escape so Andre chokes away back inside. A big chop puts Duggan on the floor again but he…uh, Duggans up. Back in and Andre grabs a standing chinlock for another few minutes before slowly hammering in the corner. Andre crushes him in the corner until Duggan avoids one more hip shot (the fans are right back into it).
The raining right hands stagger Andre but he’s fine enough to grab a bearhug. Duggan tries a headbutt but only knocks himself out, giving us that required confused Duggan look. A bite to the nose finally gets Duggan out of trouble (it worked for Scott Casey 30 minutes ago) and it’s time to slug away.
Some running shoulders set up the three point clothesline and Andre is mostly down in the corner. Duggan does it again and Andre FINALLY goes down. A running knee drop is cut off by a raised…something that wasn’t clear and Duggan is staggered. Duggan tries another three point clothesline but charges into a raised boot, allowing Andre to put his feet on the ropes for the pin.
Rating: B-. Action wise, this match was terrible as it was a bunch of punches and slow motion offense. That’s not the point though, as this was ALL about Duggan trying to chop down the tree and the fans wanted to see him take Andre out. They were getting more and more into everything that Duggan was throwing out there and the reactions were incredible. Very fun match.
Post match Andre celebrates so Duggan beats the fire out of him with the 2×4 to clear him out.
Jerry West of the Los Angeles Lakers is here.
Jake Roberts talks about being in the middle of everything with Rick Rude but he didn’t want it to happen this way. Rude made a decision to get involved with this and now it’s time to pay for it. We recap the angle with Jake’s wife Cheryl Roberts and Jake is ready to get some revenge.
Rick Rude isn’t worried about Roberts and is going to give him a Rude Awakening. Then it’s time to do downtown Los Angeles the ravishing way.
Ultimate Warrior vs. Bobby Heenan
That is some rather strong heat on Heenan and Warrior has the weasel suit with him. Heenan hits the stall button to start (you might have seen that coming) and even grabs a chair but Warrior pulls him into the post instead. Warrior throws him inside so Heenan DIVES over the top to start the chase.
In a rare show of intelligence, Warrior drops down and catches Heenan to start the beating. Warrior sends him into the corner over and over (With the fans counting to eight, but Graham insisting it was fifteen. Graham isn’t that bright.) but Heenan pulls out a foreign object for a throat shot. Heenan slowly strikes away but Warrior catches a big shot with the object. The sleeper finishes Heenan at 7:23.
Rating: C. This was a match where you were waiting on the only possible outcome and there is nothing wrong with that every so often. The fans wanted to see Heenan get humiliated and that is exactly what happened here. Go with what makes sense and let the fans have a good time, as it might make them come back next time.
Post match Warrior puts Heenan in the weasel suit (taking his sweet time to do so). Heenan wakes up, gets confused, and falls down (Gorilla: “He took a bump!”).
Bad News Brown vs. Jim Neidhart
Before the match, Brown tells the beer bellied sharecroppers that he does NOT like the reception he received. He mentions Bret Hart but Neidhart runs in to jump him from behind. A dropkick has Brown on the floor and we hit the stall button. Neidhart slingshots him back inside though and we get our third bite of the show. A variety of choking ensues and we hit the chinlock on Brown.
There’s a shoulder block or two but Brown avoids a middle rope ax handle. The beating is on with Brown hammering away with shots about the head and shoulders. Neidhart charges into a shot in the corner and even commentary blames him or taking too long. Brown makes the mistake of grabbing the goatee though and Neidhart apparently Hulks Up as a result.
They head outside with Neidhart being sent into the barricade and a headbutt knocks him silly again. Some heavy right hands have Neidhart in more trouble but he grabs a bearhug out of nowhere. Brown goes to the eyes to escape, only to miss a middle rope fist drop. A running shoulder sends Brown to the floor where he manages to post Neidhart. Back in and the Ghetto Blaster (not buster, Graham) finishes Neidhart at 12:41.
Rating: C. Neidhart was good enough as a power guy but this wasn’t the most thrilling but match. It was a lot of punching and running into each other until Brown hit the Ghetto Blaster. Brown was getting a nice push around this time and the fallout from the Wrestlemania battle royal giving him a feud with the Harts isn’t a bad thing. Not bad here, but the longer time hurt it a bit as they kind of ran out of things to do.
Rick Rude vs. Jake Roberts
Rude does his usual intro but references Jake’s wife again, drawing out Jake to jump him fast. Jake knocks Rude to the floor and the referee has to hold him back. Back in and Rude gets in a kick to the ribs for a breather as commentary tells snake stories (which may or may not be euphemisms). Jake comes back with a quick DDT attempt and Rude bails straight to the floor again.
For some reason Rude grabs the snake bag and teases leaving with it but then puts it right back down. Rude takes over again and we hit the chinlock for a bit. Some stomping keeps Jake in trouble as Mooney mocks the lack of intricate offense. We hit the chinlock again for a good while until Roberts fights up and elbows his way to freedom. Rude isn’t having that and drops Roberts again, meaning it’s time for some gyrating.
The chinlock goes on again but this time Roberts drives him into the corner for the break. Rude drops him again and a top rope fist knocks Roberts even sillier. A sunset flip annoys Rude so much that he drives in a bunch of forearms before we hit the chinlock AGAIN. They did this at Wrestlemania to fill in time for the draw and they’re doing it again here because….I have no idea why.
Roberts FINALLY jawbreaks his way to freedom but Rude pounds him down one more time. This time Roberts shrugs it off and tells him to bring it so Rude goes to the eye. Rude goes up but gets crotched back down s the real comeback can be on. The big backdrop has Rude in more trouble and there’s the short clothesline. Roberts loads up the DDT but Rude grabs the referee for the smart counter. That’s enough for Rude to try and run off but Roberts cuts him off. Rude gets in a cheap shot though….and Roberts trips over Damien’s bag for the countout at 17:49.
Rating: C-. The ending was certainly different but I’m not sure if that is the best idea in this case. Roberts literally tripped over his own bag to lose, which came after quite the lengthy series of chinlocks. These two had great chemistry in just about everything but the ring, as I don’t recall seeing what I would consider a good match between them. This was better than the Wrestlemania match, though that’s quite the low bar to clear.
Post match Roberts puts Damien on Rude, who finally runs off. Gorilla Monsoon talks to Roberts, who is sick and tired of Rude because it isn’t a game when family is involved. Rude has made some decisions and it is time to pay the price.
And that’s it, without even a goodbye.
Overall Rating: C. These shows aren’t exactly known for their quality and this wasn’t one of the better editions, but what makes them work is how easy they are to watch. There’s nothing big and heavy to the shows (outside of Andre) as you’re given either cold matches or something with an easy to explain story. That doesn’t make it a great show, but it’s so nice to have something different than modern times where everything is packed in as tight as it can be. This stuff wouldn’t do so well today, but for a quick flashback, there’s not much I enjoy more.
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