ETU vs. Dragon Gate: Unlock The Unexpected
Date: April 6, 2024
Location: H20 Wrestling Center, Williamstown, New Jersey
Commentators: Jack Solomon, Jay Church

This is Expect The Unexpected vs. Dragon Gate as we’re rounding the home stretch for Wrestlemania Weekend. I don’t know anything about ETU but I don’t think I’m supposed to as that would make them expected. This show could be just about anything, though Dragon Gate has been all over the place this weekend so they’re almost familiar at this point. Let’s get to it.

Note that I do not follow either promotion so I apologize in advance for missing any character or storyline points.

Opening sequence, featuring various stars who would go on to WWE (including Michin and Bronson Reed).

The ring announcer welcomes us to the show and says it is a great day to be alive. Well that’s positive.

Ho Ho Lun (Dragon Gate) vs. Brayden Toon (ETU) vs. La Estrella (Dragon Gate) vs. Yoya (ETU)

One fall to a finish and the fans certainly seem to like Toon. Estrella and Yoya (who looks like someone shrunk Wheeler Yuta) start things off with an exchange of rollups for two each. The fans approve but the other two come in to throw Estrella and Yoya outside instead. Toon (by far the biggest of the four) takes Lun down but misses a moonsault, allowing Lun to dropkick him outside.

Estrella comes back in and walks on his hands before not quite connecting with an anklescissors to Lun. Back up and Lun kicks him in the head as the fans are rather approving. A dropkick to a grounded Estrella gets two but Toon is back in to break up a chinlock. Toon elbows Estrella down for two and grabs his own chinlock with a knee to the back. Yoya makes the save this time but gets sent to the apron for a dropkick from Estrella.

Lun and Toon team up on Estrella, who springboard clotheslines both of them down with ease. Toon isn’t having that and runs Estrella over with a shoulder, setting up a rather hard powerbomb. A running leg lariat to the back of the head gives Toon two, with Lun and Yoya making stereo saves. With Estrella on the apron, Toon hits a running shooting star press for Loon, with Yoya standing guard for the sake of his promotion. Yoya suplexes Estrella but Lun is back in with a middle rope dropkick. Toon brainbusters Yoya but gets taken down by Estrella. Back up and Lun grabs a rollup to pin Estrella at 7:44.

Rating: C+. Nice opener here with all our moving around at a nice pace until Lun stole the pin. That’s rarely the best way to build someone up but in a case like this, it’s about as good of a way to go as you have. They managed to get four people in the ring, though Yoya caring more about the promotion than winning the match is a bit weird. It’s the theme of the show and all, but that’s an odd thing to see.

Dragon Gate – 1
ETU – 0

Kzy (Dragon Gate) vs. Brandon Kirk (ETU)

The winner gets a future shot at the Key To The East Title. Kzy grabs a headlock to start and then cranks on the arm but Kirk is out without much trouble. Back up and they run the ropes until Kzy snaps off a running Blockbuster. Kirk bails to the floor and trips him down, setting up the apron legdrop to the back of the head. They get back in so Kirk can chop away and grab a chinlock. Make that a waistlock, as they’re staying in first gear to start.

Kzy fights up and sends him into the corner for a running shoulder to the ribs, setting up a northern lights suplex for two. Kirk plants him down for a change but a pumphandle is countered into a Downward Spiral for a nice escape. A sitout Widowmaker gives Kzy two so he goes up, only to get crotched on top. Kzy shove shim down and hits a frog splash, but Kirk small packages him for the same. A jumping cutter….just fires Kzy up so Kirk gives him a Death Valley Driver into a Psycho Driver for the pin at 8:55.

Rating: C+. I’ve seen a good bit of Kzy and I’m not sure I get the appeal. He’s perfectly fine but nothing that overly stands out among the other Dragon Gate wrestlers. Kirk isn’t much better, making this a match that was just slightly better than ok, with little that stood out for the most part. The Psycho Driver did look good, as it tends to do.

Dragon Gate – 1
ETU – 1

Shun Skywalker (Dragon Gate) vs. Alec Price (ETU)

The fans are WAY behind Price here and he offers a handshake to start but the rather evil Skywalker grabs a wristlock instead. Price reverses into an armbar, followed by a springboard clothesline to send Skywalker outside. A running boot to the face staggers Price on the floor though as commentary talks about Skywalker going from hero to villain over the years. The reverse chinlock keeps Price in trouble but he fights up and drops Skywalker again.

A middle rope Rough Ryder gives Price two but Skywalker is back up with some shots to the face. Skywalker grabs a Boston crab, with Price making the ropes without much trouble. Back up and Skywalker invites him to hammer away, with Price’s forearms being shrugged off. Price also shrugs off a German suplex and hits a rather hard rebound lariat for a double knockdown.

A nice dropkick sends Skywalker outside and Price takes him down with a big dive. Back in and a twisting Blockbuster (that looked good) gets two on Skywalker, leaving Price stunned. Some running strikes in the corner rock Skywalker again but he dropkicks Price out of the air, setting up a standing moonsault double knees for the pin at 11:05.

Rating: B-. Price is someone who has shown some promise over the weekend and if he can gain some size, he might have a future elsewhere. He’s a high flier but he does it well enough that it gets your attention. Skywalker is someone who got quite a bit of attention and I’m not sure I get it. He’s good enough but the “I’m evil” stuff doesn’t really stand out.

Dragon Gate – 2
ETU – 1

Post match, Skywalker beats him up even more because he’s evil.

The ring announcer shills some merch.

The Miracle Generation is ready to put their Tag Team Titles on the line.

IWTV Tag Team Titles: Miracle Generation (ETU) vs. Gold Class (Dragon Gate)

Miracle Generation (Dustin Walker/Kylon King) is defending against Ben-K/Kota Minoura. This is also under lucha rules with twenty counts on the floor. Ben-K takes King down to start and works on his leg, which is reversed into a headlock as we hit the grappling on the mat. They flip up to a standoff so it’s off to Walker vs. Minoura. Walker knocks him into the ropes and tries what looks to be a 619 but can’t quite get it right, allowing Minoura to kick him down.

Ben-K comes back in for an assist on a running boot to the head. That isn’t going to work for the champs so King comes in and sens Ben-K outside for a dive. Back in and King grabs a chinlock on Minoura, who powers out in something you don’t see very often. King’s DDT gets two and an impressive looking Cannonball connects, only to have a powerbomb blocked. Ben-K get sin a clothesline and hands it back to Minoura to pick up the pace with some suplexes.

A hard suplex gets two on Walker and it’s back to Ben-K for a forearm exchange with King. Ben-K gets dropped with a superkick and a bridging German suplex gets two with Minoura needing to make a save. One heck of a knee drops Minoura and everyone is down. Back up and King pulls Walker out of the way, with Ben-K going hard into the post. That leaves Minoura to get caught in a powerslam/sitout powerbomb combination to retain the titles at 11:15.

Rating: B-. Good enough here, with the champs looking good in their title defense. It felt like Gold Class was a regular team so this wasn’t just a thrown together title match with no reason to believe the titles were changing. It wasn’t a great match, but I got into it well enough for two teams I haven’t seen much from before.

Dragon Gate – 2
ETU – 2

Respect is shown post match.

The ring announcer thanks various sponsors.

ETU Key To The East Title: Marcus Mathers (ETU) vs. Dragon Kid (Dragon Gate)

Mathers is defending. Feeling out process to start with a battle over arm control until Kid armdrags him down. Kid pulls him down into a chinlock as commentary debates sizes of wrestlers. That’s reversed into a headlock takeover but Kid is back up with a headscissors to send Mathers flying.

Some knee drops have Mathers in more trouble and Kid makes it worse with something like Jamie Noble’s old Trailer Hitch (for the three people who remember that). Mathers manages to get the rope so Kid stomps on the leg to keep him down. That’s broken up and Mathers starts cranking on the arms, with a boot in the back to make it worse. Kid fights up and escapes a suplex, setting up a rather smooth looking middle rope hurricanrana.

A spinning DDT gives Kid two but Mathers is back up with a jumping kick to the face. They both go up top, with a super hurricanrana taking Mathers down for two. Back up and they slug it out until Kid grabs an octopus hold. Mathers slips out again but gets caught with a crucifix driver for two. Another hurricanrana gets two on Mathers but he’s right back with a jumping cutter. A hard lariat hits Kid for two and a sitout powerbomb gets the same. With nothing else working, Mathers hits a 450 for the pin to retain at 16:21.

Rating: B. This was a battle of the generations as Mathers is 21 and Kid is 48 but they both looked rather good in there. Mathers is someone who needs some more experience but is doing well for his still very young age. On the other hand you have Kid, who I never would have expected to be that old. Good match here, with Mathers getting what looked like a showcase win.

Dragon Gate – 2
ETU – 3

Respect is shown post match.

The ring announcer brags about a chicken parm he had earlier today.

Danny Demanto (ETU) vs. Ultimo Dragon (Dragon Gate)

Yes that Ultimo Dragon and Demanto is the founder of ETU. Before the match, Demanto promises to hurt Dragon and doesn’t care what the fans think of him. Feeling out process to start with Dragon backing him into the corner and Demanto demanding a clean break. Demanto backs him into the corner as well and then decks Dragon in the face like a good villain should.

We pause for a debate over whether or not Dragon should shake his hand before Dragon kicks him in the ribs instead. Demanto tells him to try a running shoulder and it doesn’t go well for the much smaller Dragon. Another running shoulder manages to send Demanto outside, where he gets in a posting to slow Dragon down.

Back in and Dragon fights out of a not exactly great looking neck crank but gets elbowed in the face for his efforts. Demanto misses a rather wobbly looking moonsault, allowing Dragon to strike him down. They head outside again with Demanto striking away, followed by a sunset flip of all things for two back inside. Dragon drop toeholds him down and, after playing to the crowd for a good bit, puts on la majistral for the pin at 8:02 (with Demanto looking dead during the count).

Rating: C. You could see the smoke and mirrors here with a lot of stalling, even in an eight minute match. Dragon was getting in some of his signature stuff but there is only so much you can expect from someone who is in his mid 50s. Demanto getting to be a villain is a good thing that helped out a bit here, but it wasn’t exactly a thrilling showdown.

Dragon Gate – 3
ETU – 3

Post match Demanto praises Dragon for being in inspiration to him, to the point where Demanto played as him in WCW vs. NWO World Tour. Dragon apologizes for his band English and thanks the fans for coming and talks about how important this was.

Mike Santana (ETU) vs. Yamato (Dragon Gate)

Santana offers a handshake, Yamato offers a left hand, Santana flips him off and they lock up. The grappling goes to Santana, who gets an armbar before taking him down with a headlock takeover. Yamato reverses a headscissors into a headlock and grinds away for a bit. Back up and they trade armdrags until Santana grabs a running hurricanrana to send him outside.

There’s a dropkick through the ropes and the fans rather approve. Some rather hard chops rock Yamato and he has to lean on the merchandise table. Yamato manages to reverse a whip into the post and they go back inside. Santana invites him to fire off some chops and then immediately regrets the offer. A chinlock and pulling at the face keeps Santana in trouble, with the fans trying to get behind him. They chop it out with Yamato getting the better of things and knocking Santana into the corner.

The slow beating continues, including more chops and a hair toss out of the corner for two. Santana manages a quick cutter though and they’re both down for a breather. They trade running shots to the face until Santana pulls him out of the air for a Death Valley Driver. Back up and they chop it out again with Yamato again getting the better of things. Santana blocks a brainbuster but can’t hit one of his own, allowing Yamato to hit the brainbuster for a delayed one.

Santana fires off some blistering chops before winning an exchange of boots to the face. A springboard moonsault puts Yamato down again and they slug it out from their knees. They get up and headbutt it out until Yamato’s running hurricanrana gets two. One heck of a discus lariat gives Santana two and it’s the torture rack spun into a sitout powerbomb to finish Yamato at 18:39.

Rating: B. Get rid of a few of the slower spots and this is an even better match, but I can more than settle for what we got here. Santana has been on a roll in the last few months and you can see the confidence growing in him ever time he’s out there. Yamato was bringing it as well, with those chops sounding great. Heck of a main event here and they were right to make this the main event.

Dragon Gate – 3
ETU – 4

Post match Santana shows respect and thanks the fans before having the locker room come out to the ring. Santana thanks the Dragon Gate wrestlers for coming here and being such an inspiration. He talks about leaving a place (AEW) for the sake of his happiness and he promises that there is nothing like betting on yourself and having it go this well. The Dragon Gate wrestlers being here is a big deal and Yamato is the man. They bow to each other to wrap it up. You might want to praise the ETU locker room a bit more, but it was a nice speech.

Overall Rating: B. This show took some time to get going and thankfully they didn’t try to have Dragon Gate be treated as invaders or the enemy. Instead it was more about having a bunch of competitive matches, which got better as the show went on. The main event and the Mathers vs. Kid matches both worked well and there was nothing close to bad. Good show here, and I could go for a bit more of both of them.

 

 

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ICW No Holds Barred Volume 11: Then And Now
Date: April 8, 2021
Location: 81Bay Brewing Company, Tampa, Florida
Commentators: The Struggles, Ron Niemi

This is another promotion where I don’t know anything about it coming in but this seems to be a more violent promotion, which is not likely to be in my wheelhouse. I’m not sure what to expect coming in and I’m not sure about who all is on the card. Hopefully it is going to be a bit better than what I’m picturing so let’s get to it.

Opening sequence, which advertises No DQ, No Submissions and No Rules. Oh geez please don’t be a deathmatch promotion. Why am I doing this to myself again?

The ring announcer welcomes us to the show….and the ropes are chains.

Tony Deppen vs. Daniel Garcia

They circle each other for a bit to start until Deppen goes for the leg. That means a trip to the mat with both of them trying to tie up the legs. Deppen gets the legs crossed and cranks on Garcia’s arms at the same time. With that broken up, Garcia sends him to the floor for a breather. Back in and they go to the mat for more grappling with Garcia getting in some elbows to the back of the head.

Deppen slips out of that and bites Garcia’s bare toes, which has Garcia bailing underneath the ropes in a smart move. It’s Deppen getting on top for a slap off on the mat until some heavy forearms rock Garcia. You don’t do that to him though as he grabs a German suplex and starts stomping away rather fiercely. Something like a Crossface goes on, followed by a bodyscissors over the chain to make it worse.

Back up and they slap it out until Deppen is thrown into the chains for two. What looks like a Gotch style piledriver is broken up though and Deppen stomps on the bare feet. Garcia doesn’t mind and stomps on Deppen’s head but Deppen kicks him low. A running knee to the head finishes Garcia at 8:33.

Rating: C. Not much to see here and it did feel a bit more like a fight instead of a match. Deppen has come a long way in the last year or so and that is a very good thing. At the same time, Garcia has popped up a few times over this weekend and I haven’t seen much about him to get my excited. Not awful here, but it was a fine way to start off the show.

Here’s a guy named Scoot Andrews, who is billed as the Black Nature Boy. Andrews lists off all of his credentials on the independent circuit and…..I think he is here to introduce Lee Moriarty. Or maybe to find someone to beat him. The audio isn’t exactly the best around here.

Lee Moriarty vs. Steve Madison

Moriarty’s IWTV Title isn’t on the line. Madison, the hometown boy, comes out to Hearts On Fire from Rocky IV so we have a favorite. They go to the grappling to start with Moriarty working on the arm but getting taken down into a headlock. That goes into an early standoff and it’s Madison taking him down by the arm again. Moriarty flips out again and they stop to stare at each other again. More mat grappling goes to Madison but Moriarty is back up with an armdrag into an armbar.

Madison gets smart by snapping Moriarty’s throat across the chain and the chinlock goes on. That’s broken up and Moriarty slides over to hit a double stomp to the throat. Madison is right back up with a shot of his own and the Sharpshooter goes on. Moriarty turns that back around and grabs Madison’s fingers for a little snap. A Russian legsweep gives Moriarty two but Madison is right back with a backdrop driver. Moriarty enziguris him and hits a suplex into a Downward Spiral (that’s a new one but it worked) for the pin at 7:46.

Rating: C+. Moriarty continues to impress over the weekend and that has been very nice to see. This was another good wrestling match between two guys who were completely able technicians. Madison isn’t someone I’ve seen before (and commentary said he doesn’t wrestle often) but he seemed like a steady hand. Good match here, and that is becoming the norm for Moriarty.

Post match Andrews comes in to show respect….and then pulls Moriarty into a Fire Thunder Driver. Andrews drops the IWTV Title onto Moriarty’s chest, which commentary thinks means a seed has been planted.

So far so good at thirty minutes in.

We look at the history between Justin Kyle and Bruce Santee. They had some Super Fights, which seem to be them punching each other quite a bit. The first two fights were split so I think you know where this is going.

Justin Kyle vs. Bruce Santee

Good luck on telling them apart as they’re both big bald biker looking guys. Kyle starts swinging to drive him into the corner early but Bruce shoves him away, only to come up favoring his wrist. More rights and lefts have Bruce down on his knee but a Superman Punch is countered into something like a World’s Strongest Slam (not that this is a wrestling match in any way).

They fight on the mat for a bit before getting back up, where a right hand sends Santee outside. Santee beats up the chairs so Kyle hits a BIG dive to take him down. Chair shots to the back rock Santee again and Kyle is rather fired up. Back in and Santee hammers away but Kyle kicks him back, meaning it’s time for the big slugout in the middle. Kyle rocks him with a right hand so Santee says bring it so Kyle kicks him in the head for the knockout at 4:40.

Rating: B. I have no idea what to call this as a wrestling match but that isn’t what they were going for here. This was about two big bruisers beating each other down and that’s what we got here. I’ve never heard of either guy but it makes sense to have them do something like this. Good, fun brawl here and exactly as advertised.

Post match Santee grabs the mic and seems to show respect. Then he a drink.

The ring announcer tells the fans to stay away from the ring. I think.

Jon Davis vs. Dominic Garrini

Garrini has Kevin Ku with him. They go straight to the slugging it out in the middle with Garrini needing a second off some chops tot he bare chest. After about two minutes of chopping, Garrini kicks him in the chest instead so Davis does some of his own. Garrini finally starts a series of strikes to take over but Davis snaps off a suplex to send him flying

Some shots to the face and a few slams give Davis two but Garrini snaps off some strikes to the chest. A German suplex sends Davis flying and a running knee gets two. Back up and they trade elbows to the face until Davis STOs him down. The Shining Wizard gives Davis two and a powerbomb gives Garrini the same. Davis is right back with a heck of a lariat into a piledriver for the pin at 8:35.

Rating: C. This took some time to get going and they spent a lot of time hitting each other rather hard, which is about as interesting as something like this is going to be. Both of these guys have been around quite a bit over the weekend and they have gotten a bit of an upgrade. I’ve only seen Garrini from MLW and mainly in a tag team, while Davis has not been around for a bit but is making a nice showing for himself as the grumpy power guy.

Brandon Kirk vs. Danny Demanto

There are a bunch of weapons around the ring so here we go. Brandon has Kasey Kirk with him and they do not seem to be popular. Demanto seems to be more of a hit with the fans, though he might be a bit loopy. He also has a rather energetic guy named Mittens in his corner, because of course he does.

Kasey handles Brandon’s (her husband) introduction and the fans REALLY do not like her. Granted I can barely understand her but that seems to be the right conclusion. Demanto on the other hand is the “Tom Brady Of Banging Your Lady”, which is about as clever of a nickname as I’ve heard in the last four minutes. Kirk jumps him before the bell for two but Demanto reverses a whip to send Kirk outside. A bunch of chair shots have Kirk staggering around the ring and Demanto puts him on a table.

That means a top rope elbow to drive him through and they’re both down at ringside. Demanto hits him in the ribs and back with a baseball bat (after not being able to break it over his knee) and there’s a hard whip through a bunch of chairs. Now it’s time to get extra violent as Demanto takes some kind of spiked plate and elbows it into Kirk’s head, where it gets stuck.

That opens up the head so let’s pour some hot sauce in there for a bonus. Back in and it’s time to pour in some salt and lemons to go with the hot sauce. Demanto picks up a kendo stick but has to stop and swing at Kasey, allowing Brandon to get in a thumb tack wiffle bat shot. Another spike plate goes into Demanto’s head for a change and Kirk puts a keg between his legs.

With Demanto stuck, Kirk crushes said keg with a baseball bat for two. Both of them escape fireman’s carries until Kirk sends him over the top and through a table with what looks to be a bunch of cut open cans stuck to the top. We now pause because THAT WAS REALLY STUPID and Demanto can’t get up. Kirk helps him as well so Demanto hits him in the face, with commentary praising Demanto for being a piece of garbage. Kirk is laid on a door and a powerbomb/piledriver sends Kasey through Kirk through the door.

Instead of covering, Demanto flips off the camera as Kirk pulls himself back in. Demanto picks up a baseball bad with an empty water cooler container on the end and here’s Mittens to hold Kirk. The big shot hits Mittens by mistake though and Kirk’s lariat gets two. They fight over a suplex until Kirk grabs a small package for two. It’s time to slap it out from their knees but Kasey hits Demanto with….something to give Kirk the pin at 14:24.

Rating: D. This started off fun with Demanto having a bunch of charisma but then went rather weird with Demanto almost having a heel turn in the middle. The Kirks seem like a pretty despicable team and the fans really didn’t like them, but it was still not much to see with all of the hardcore and violence. More hardcore nonsense, but you had to know something like that was coming around here.

Post match Demanto grabs the mic and says he lost everything two years ago. He knows that he can always press the restart button and burn this place to the ground. So he wants everyone here who has ever been told no or who has lost someone to put up a middle finger. We get the ICDUB chant and he seems happy about something. Upon further investigation, Demanto is the owner of the company. That makes….a bit more sense I guess.

The ring announcer says they don’t have any hot food here so if you’re hungry, you’ll have to Door Dash it. Ok then.

Calvin Tankman vs. Dan Maff

These guys are rather large. They go nose to nose to start with Tankman talking trash. The chop off fires both of them up even more until Tankman knocks him outside. Tankman follows him out and gets sent through some chairs for the big crash. That’s fine with Tankman, who is right back to send Maff through some chairs as well. A chair to the back, as opposed to a back to the chair, keeps Maff in trouble, but another one just wakes him up.

Maff kicks him away and it’s time to set up a door. They hammer away at each other’s heads until they stagger around to opposite sides of the ring. Back in (for once) and they forearm it out with Tankman getting the better of things. A lariat is countered into a half and half suplex to drop Tankman though and a backsplash connects. Maff hits a lariat into a backbreaker but Tankman is back with a lariat of his own for a close two. It’s time to bring in a door and a couple of chairs to bridge it over, which can never go well.

A spinebuster puts Maff through the door for two more so Tankman needs some more chairs. Some fans throw one in, earning a warning from the ring announcer (“Please hand the chairs to the competitors.” That isn’t something you hear in your usual matches and that might be a good thing.). A bunch of chairs are stacked up and a powerslam onto said pile gets two on Maff.

With Maff out on the floor, Tankman hits a heck of a suicide dive to send him through another door for another two. Maff is back up and catches Tankman on top, only to get knocked back down. Tankman’s frog splash onto Maff onto the chairs…..gets two, as this has gone from beyond ridiculous to completely stupid. Maff slips out of a superplex attempt and hits something resembling a Cheeky Nandos kick. The Burning Hammer in the vicinity of the chairs finishes Tankman at 20:13.

Rating: D. Nope. This was a match that started off well as a good battle of the big men but then went WAY too far, to the point where it was so ridiculous. They had a bunch of big spots and the kickouts stopped being interesting and started being a joke about how the thing was never going to end. I was getting annoyed at this one and that should not be the case with a match that started off fun. They went about twice as long as they should have and it was a big miss as a result.

Post match they stare at each other and trade more chops as a show of respect. That might make up for a bit of the match. Tankman leaves and here’s Bruce Santee, in a “F*CK JOE BIDEN” shirt, to yell at Maff before their match in an upcoming one night tournament.

Weapons are loaded into the ring for the next match. Oh boy here we go.

The ring announcer requests that fans keep their masks up.

Jake Crist vs. Nolan Edward

This is Crist’s debut with the company and he kicks Nolan outside at the bell, setting up a suicide dive in the first seven seconds. They move some chairs around with Edward managing to kick him in the face and throw some chairs inside. Back in and Crist scores with a high crossbody and some kicks to the face get two. Edward is back with something like a McGillicutter into a Gory Stretch.

Crist is sent face first into one of the chains but kicks him in the ribs to break up a Bionic Elbow. A swinging belly to back fisherman’s suplex sends Crist through a door for two but he’s right back with a Death Valley Driver through another door for another two. Crist gets two off a spinning brainbuster so Nolan is back with a snapmare into some fast knee drops. A Stunner drops Nolan again and this time Crist pelts a chair at his face. Then he does it two more times for a bonus and Nolan is down again.

Crist puts him on top for a superplex onto a chair so it’s time to put a barbed wire board over a pair of chairs. Nolan gets caught on top and there’s a super cutter through the barbed wire board for two (and a very limited reaction). Another barbed wire board is loaded up over the chairs and, after pelting a chair at Nolan’s head, Crist….gets butterfly suplexed through the board instead, giving Nolan the pin at 12:03.

Rating: C-. This is one of the more frustrating shows in a long time as it’s the kind of thing that should make me mad but they’re keeping the violence at just a low enough level to keep the anger levels down with it. I’ve seen Nolan twice this weekend and haven’t been interested, though Crist is someone who can do some good things. He’s better with his brother, but his brother is kind of horrible outside of the ring and should have been dropped.

A lot of respect is shown post match.

After an ad break, Edward is still in the ring and has a seat while holding the microphone. Edward has been told that there is no such thing as a draw in wrestling anymore. That means a challenge to…..Sami Callihan. This would have been a bit better if the fans hadn’t chanted Edward’s nickname: No Flinch.

More weapons are loaded in for the main event, with the ring announcer again telling fans to get their masks up.

Neil Diamond Cutter/The Rejects vs. Carnage Crew/???

The Rejects (John Wayne Murdoch/Reed Bentley) and the Crew (DeVito/Loc) are….not important enough to individually name to start, meaning the video’s graphic has to help me out. The brawl is on at ringside without the Crew’s partner being out here yet. I also don’t think there was a bell but I can’t imagine it matters. Cutter hits Loc in the head and Murdoch bites him as commentary mentions the Crew’s partner (who I’ll save for a bit of a surprise). Cutter gets sent through a board in the corner and Loc hits a basement clothesline for two.

The brawling continues around ringside, including Loc stapling a dollar to Cutter’s tongue. Bentley puts DeVito through a door and we get a parade of weapons shows with no particular rhyme or reason. Loc takes Murdoch inside for a belly to back suplex and Bentley’s swinging Russian legsweep gets two on Cutter. Something like a Magic Killer gets two on Loc…..and we’ve got NEW JACK as the partner. The trashcan full of weapons goes into the ring, including the guitar over Cutter’s head to give DeVito the pin at 6:35.

Rating: D. As you might have guessed, this wasn’t about the wrestling or anything outside of the brawling as we waited on New Jack as the big special moment. Granted it might have been better had he been a mystery partner, but knowing who it is going to be and having then showing up in the end works as well. This was more of the hardcore match I was expecting but they kept it short so it’s hard to get overly annoyed. Totally not my thing, but you had to have a match like this from a promotion called NO HOLDS BARRED.

Celebrating ensues post match, with New Jack being about six inches taller than DeVito and Loc. The Rejects grab the mic and says this was about the violence as the Rejects faced the Carnage Crew for the first time ever. Bentley challenges them to a two on two match in the future but New Jack answers, saying he came here from North Carolina. I think he says he has been drinking all day, so you censored censored censoreds and various other censoring. The Crew accepts the challenge and New Jack throws a trashcan at the Rejects. New Jack’s theme music ends the show.

Overall Rating: D+. This show started off well enough and was even a nice surprise to get things going, but then it descended down into a lot more of what I was expecting. What surprised me here was that it never got all the way down into where some of these shows tend to go. There was even some good wrestling earlier in the show and that is always going to help things. The show certainly isn’t great and there isn’t much on it worth seeing, but I was expecting a deathmatch nightmare and got a fairly average show with some hardcore thrown in near the end. If that’s as bad as it gets, I can live with this.

 

 

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