Impact Wrestling – November 23, 2023: Goofy Laziness

Impact Wrestling
Date: November 23, 2023
Hosts: Matthew Rehwoldt, Tom Hannifan

This is another special show, in this case because of Thanksgiving. Impact has a history of looking back at some, ahem, classic Thanksgiving moments of the years and that is likely going to involve a bunch of Turkey Suit matches. There are worse traditions out there and it’s just goofy fun. Let’s get to it.

The hosts welcome us to the show and we are indeed looking at great Thanksgiving moments over the years.

From 2008.

Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Rhino vs. Alex Shelley

Bashir is X-Division Champion and helps Shelley for a double team on Rhino. That goes nowhere as Rhyno easily slugs both of them away and scores with a belly to belly for two on Bashir. Clipped to Rhino getting double teamed again but the others keep getting in an argument over scoring the pin (and a $25,000 prize). Bashir rolls Shelley up for two but gets caught in a super atomic drop. Rhino uses the distraction to Gore Shelley for the pin at 2:48 shown.

Post match, Mick Foley tells Shelley he has to put the suit on but Shelley doesn’t want to. See, the women won’t be happy and that would hurt the ratings. That’s cool with Foley, but Shelley is fired if he doesn’t do it. Shelley finally puts it on and Foley makes gibblet jokes. Foley: “Is that a gizzard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” The suit goes on and more jokes are made. If this is the case, I can go with it more than holding a regular show on Thanksgiving.

We do have some 2023 material as well.

Good Hands/Champagne Singh/Jai Vidal vs. PCO/Johnny Swinger/Jake Something/Mike Bailey

Gravy Train Turkey Trot, meaning whomever loses the fall has to wear the turkey suit. Skyler shoulders Bailey down to start before handing it off to Hotch, who gets kicked in the head over and over. Swinger comes in but gets cheap shotted by Skyler, who gets rolled up for a fast two. It’s off to Singh to beat on Swinger as the villains keep tagging out to avoid the threat of the turkey suit.

Something comes in so Vidal….maybe flirts with him, earning a right hand to the face. Something cleans house and powerbombs Vidal over the top onto a pile on the floor. The big Something dive drops them again but the Good Hands and Singh manage to knock PCO down. That lasts all of two seconds as it’s a chokeslam into the PCOsault to finish Vidal at 5:14.

Rating: C. The match was nothing of note of course but this is one of the few traditions that Impact has which does feel like a fun idea. It’s completely goofy fun and they don’t present it as anything else. Vidal can play a fine enough post match goof and he got pinned by a monster like PCO. Nothing wrong with this and it’s once a year.

Post match Vidal won’t do it so Gisele Shaw and Savannah Evans force him to wear the suit for the sake of keeping the team together.

From 2016.

Grado vs. Robbie E.

They slug it out to start with Grado getting the better of it off the snap jabs. A double clothesline puts both guys down as this is a little less funny than I was expecting. Robbie grabs a rollup for the pin at 2:39.

Aiden O’Shea comes out to make Grado put on the suit and dancing ensues.

From 2013.

Here are all of the winners of the matches tonight plus Velvet who is with Sabin. Roode points this out and Sabin throws Velvet out. Bobby asks everyone what they’re thankful for. Bad Influence is thankful for their intelligence and large endowment. Kaz is thankful that Park isn’t here to drink the gravy or fornicate with the pumpkin pie. Gail is thankful for being the prettiest and most dominant Knockout in the history of the company. Oh and her family too.

Sabin is thankful for his hair, being the best X-Division Champion ever and Velvet Sky. The Bro Mans are thankful for Mr. O Phil Heath, Zema Ion (officially part of the team) and for being the best team ever. Bad Influence: “I’m not sure about that.” Roode says the real Thanksgiving was last month in Canada and the fans will be thankful when he becomes the next champion.

It’s time to eat but here’s Angle to interrupt. He sees a ring full of turkeys, which are fighting words for the people in there. Roode challenges him to a fight which Angle accepts, and here’s his backup. Fernum and Barnes are still in the turkey suits. You can fill in the blanks yourself here: bad guys are destroyed, food is everywhere, Spud panics, turkeys fly. The good guys, Velvet and ODB celebrate to end the show.

From 2017.

Team Edwards vs. Team Adonis

Eddie Edwards, Garza Jr., Allie, Fallah Bahh, Richard Justice
Chris Adonis, Caleb Konley, Laurel Van Ness, KM, El Hijo Del Fantasma

The loser of the fall wears a turkey suit and there’s food at ringside, along with Eli Drake. We’re not ready yet though as the teams sit down at the food tables as Drake insists that everyone has to put on the suit if they lose. He has a statement for JB to read, which pretty much just says everyone play nice.

Justice sticks his finger in Konley’s mouth to start and gets two off a rollup. Laurel comes in and jumps on Justice’s back so it’s off to the women for a change. KM and Bahh are up next with some shots to Bahh’s head taking us to a break. Back with Bahh crossbodying KM and bringing in Garza….WHO TAKES OFF HIS PANTS! I’m rather thankful.

Garza gets punched down though and it’s time for the heel beatdown. Adonis comes in for two off a legdrop and it’s time for a bearhug (on a guy with a bad shoulder). That goes nowhere and the hot tag brings in Eddie to clean house. Everything breaks down in a hurry and KM gets crushed between Justice and Bahh.

We get the big crash to the floor and Justice falls off the apron, only to be caught without much effort. Allie dives onto everyone to break up the pile and everyone is down. Back in and Adonis can’t grab the Adonis Lock, allowing Eddie to roll him up for the pin at 16:04, meaning Adonis gets to wear the suit.

Rating: C-. Oh what were you expecting here? This was all in good fun and nothing more than a comedy match. The match was just there for the sake of having a one off match for a holiday special and as a result, it’s really hard to be harsh on it. Adonis having to wear the suit is fine and it continues a (rather goofy) tradition. It wasn’t anything good, but it’s perfectly harmless.

Post break, Adonis refuses to wear the suit. Security actually stops him as the referee holds up the suit like an executioner’s ax. After a lot of persuading and a GOBBLE GOBBLE (One of us?) chant, Adonis finally puts it on and walks around a bit. Adonis isn’t cool with the chants though and the required food fight, with Adonis hitting Drake in the face with a pie, ends the show. This was actually entertaining as they just went with the simple comedy and it worked perfectly well.

From 2007.

Samoa Joe vs. AJ Styles vs. Chris Sabin

This is the finals of the Turkey Bowl, with the winner getting $25,000 and the loser wearing the turkey suit. Joe and Sabin double team Styles to start and knock him to the floor. That leaves Sabin to take Joe down but a kick misses, giving us a staredown. Styles gets knocked to the floor again and we take a break.

Back with Sabin charging into a hot shot but Joe comes back in to punch Styles in the face. Styles breaks up the suicide elbow to Sabin though, meaning Joe punches him in the face some more. The drop down into a dropkick hits Joe and we take a break. Back again with Joe countering the springboard moonsault into an Air Raid Crash with Sabin having to make a save.

We take another break and come back again with Sabin hitting a springboard DDT to drop Joe. That earns Sabin a trip to the floor but Styles Peles Joe. The charge into the corner only hits kick to the face though, allowing Joe to hit the Muscle Buster for the pin at 9:33 shown (of the nearly thirty minute match).

Rating: B-. Well it seemed to be a good match, at least from what we saw of the thing. Joe was on another planet at this point and Styles was in his weird phase as Angle’s wacky goon, but it isn’t like he was going to be awful in the ring. Throw in a very talented Sabin and of course this was going to work, even if we missed almost twenty minutes.

Post match we cut to a livid Kurt Angle (AJ’s boss), storming out of his own Thanksgiving dinner. Back in the arena, AJ won’t put the suit on so here is Jim Cornette to order him to do it. After some coaxing, Styles (very slowly) puts the suit on so Tomko and Kurt come out to yell. Samoa Joe and the Outsiders come out to laugh at Angle and pals, meaning the brawl is on. The bad guys are cleared out, with Eric Young coming in to add a turkey leg to Angle to wrap things up. Then Hall got fired and Joe was given a live mic at the pay per view where he went on an all time rant against a lot of people.

Overall Rating: D+. Normally I have a good time with this show, as it’s the definition of goofy harmless fun. Then I went to pull some of the matches from previous reviews and realized that three out of the five matches on this show were on last year’s show, including the exact same main event and post match segment to end the show. They’ve been doing this for over fifteen years and they had to recycle that much in a year? Come on already and put in some more effort than that.

Results
PCO/Johnny Swinger/Jake Something/Mike Bailey b. Good Hands/Jai Vidal/Champagne Singh – PCOsault to Vidal

 

 

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Impact Wrestling – November 2, 2023: One Of Those Kinds Of Shows

Impact Wrestling
Date: November 2, 2023
Location: 02 Academy, Glasgow, Scotland
Commentators: Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt

We’re done with Bound For Glory and ready for a different kind of show after last week’s abridged version of the pay per view. This week’s show is also from the European tour, which should give us a bit of a different feeling. It’s also the go home show for Turning Point, which takes place tomorrow night. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening sequence.

Matthew Rehwoldt and Tom Hannifan welcome us to the show and apparently this is going to be clips of matches from the UK tour rather than a regular show.

Glasgow Cup: Joe Hendry vs. Frankie Kazarian

This is the finals of a one night four man tournament. Hendry (who beat Rich Swann in the first round as opposed to Leon Slater for Kazarian) says his future is bright but he needs to win this match to prove that he belongs. Feeling out process to start with Hendry grabbing a headlock and getting absolutely nowhere.

Kazarian takes him down into a front facelock but Hendry powers it into the corner for the break. Back up and Kazarian grabs a headlock takeover until Hendry powers up again without much effort. Hendry takes his time going up though and gets shoved out to the floor as we take a break.

We come back with Kazarian hitting the springboard spinning legdrop for two, setting up another front facelock. Kazarian cradles him for two and hits a clothesline but it’s too early for the chickenwing. That’s reversed into another suplex, followed by Hendry’s fall away slam. Hendry faceplants him into a cutter for two. Kazarian grabs Fade To Black for two of his own and they trade rollups until Hendry gets the pin at 12:57.

Rating: B-. This did what it was supposed to do: give the UK fans a moment as their star wins a meaningless prize and give Hendry one of the bigger singles wins of his career. They covered the wrestling portion of the show rather well as Kazarian continues to show that he is one of the best hands in all of Impact. Nice opener here and they covered a good bit with one match.

Scott D’Amore comes out to award Hendry the cup.

Deonna Purrazzo, Brian Myers and Moose are ready to take out Subculture.

Joe Hendry is happy with his win and wants more.

Subculture vs. Moose/Brian Myers/Deonna Purrazzo

Webster and Myers start things off and spend a good while posing at each other. Myers runs him over with a shoulder but gets armdragged down for his efforts. Everything breaks down and Luna flips both of them into moonsaults onto Myers for two. Purrazzo comes in and is promptly suplexed, allowing the tag off to Moose. Luna can’t quite power him around so it’s off to Andrews as we take a break.

Back with Moose crotching Andrews on top and Purrazzo comes in for a hard clothesline. Stomping ensues in the corner as Rehwoldt is NOT happy with the fans yelling at Myers. Purrazzo breaks up a tag attempt and Myers grabs a chinlock. Andrews finally fights his way to freedom and it’s Luna coming back in to pick up the pace.

Everything breaks down and a triple bomb out of the corner gets a collective two on Moose. Purrazzo Fujiwara armbars Luna until Andrews makes a delayed save. We hit the parade of strikes to the face and everyone is left laying. Andrews Stundog Millionaires Moose and the women crash out to the floor. That leaves Moose to spear Andrews for the pin at 15:43.

Rating: C+. Subculture has done a lot more than I would have expected after they left NXT UK. At the very least, the fact that they are still together and have found some success in Impact is impressive enough. While I can see how the fans might not be pleased at the UK team losing here, Moose and Purrazzo have title shots coming so other than pinning Myers, there wasn’t much of a way out here for Subculture.

Josh Alexander and Eric Young don’t get along but they’re ready for tonight’s main event.

Grado vs. Trey Miguel

Grado avoids a charge to start and dances around as the fans seem to approve. An early chinlock doesn’t get Grado very far so he shoulders Miguel over and steps on his back. Miguel sends him into the corner where Grado flips upside down and mocks him a little bit. This time Miguel sends him outside but Grado grabs an armbar and lets the fans get in some slaps.

Back in and Miguel hits an elbow to the face but Grado nails a Bionic Elbow. A superkick and moonsault give Miguel two, only to have Grado run him over again. The Wee Boot is blocked so Grado grabs a small package for two, followed by the boot connecting for the pin at 8:41.

Rating: C. Yeah sure. Grado is a big deal in the UK and while I’m not a big fan, it completely makes sense to put him here against someone who won’t be hurt by the loss. It’s another example of giving the fans something to cheer about as they’re going to like just about anything Grado does. This won’t hurt Miguel either so it was about as appropriate as you could get.

Eddie Edwards is ready for Will Ospreay at Turning Point.

Trinity vs. Emersyn Jayne

Non-title. Jayne is billed as the Mother Teresa of Workrate but Trinity kicks her down and drops a leg for two. Trinity’s sliding slap is blocked so she kicks Jayne in the head instead. Jayne is back up with the sliding German suplex to take over and a snap suplex gets two. A northern lights suplex gives Jayne two more but Trinity shrugs it off and hits the bulldog onto the middle buckle. The Rear View gets another near fall but Jayne plants her down for the same. That’s enough for Trinity, who kicks her in the head and grabs a Bubba Bomb into a rollup for the pin at 7:09.

Rating: C+. Jayne certainly had some charisma and will probably get noticed after this kind of a match. Trinity is at the top of the division and likely will be until at least Hard To Kill for the match with Jordynne Grace. Other than that though, this was a match where Trinity wasn’t in a ton of danger to lose. It was a nice way to get the champ on the show though and that is what mattered most.

We look at the whole UK tour.

Trinity is ready to beat Deonna Purrazzo for the last time at Turning Point.

Motor City Machine Guns vs. Josh Alexander/Eric Young

Shelley and Alexander start things off and we get a quick handshake. They fight over wrist control with neither being able to get very far. Shelley’s arm crank sends Alexander to the rope but the C4 Spike and Border City Stretch are both broken up. Shelley bails out to the floor so it’s off to Young and Sabin. More wrist battling doesn’t get either of them anywhere but it gets us to a break.

Back with the Guns knocking them to the floor but Alexander comes in to kick Shelley in the face. The front facelock goes on though Shelley is right back out. Alexander can’t get the ankle lock either so Shelley snaps off a dragon screw legwhip. The Guns take over on Alexander’s leg in the corner and another dragon screw legwhip gives Sabin two. We take another break and come back with Sabin still on the leg and the fans cheering for Young.

Stereo Figure Fours have the Canadians in trouble but both of them are broken up. Alexander gets a quick fisherman’s buster and the tag brings Young in to clean house. Everything breaks down and Alexander rolls some German suplexes but the C4 Spike is countered with a hurricanrana.

A running kick to the face gets two as Young makes a save. The missile dropkick/Downward Spiral combination hits Alexander for two but he’s back with a Sharpshooter on Sabin. The rope is grabbed so Sabin Cradle Shocks Alexander. Young is back in with the top rope elbow to Sabin but the lack of Young being legal lets Sabin kick out. Sabin is back with another Cradle Shock to Young for the pin at 20:23.

Rating: B. This felt like exactly what it was: a big time house show match that got a bunch of former World Champions in the ring in a match that you won’t see on a regular Impact. Young was there for no reason other than to take the pin and that is a fine role for him at this point in his career. The Guns can still go with just about anyone and they did well with the makeshift Canadians here.

Overall Rating: B-. It was a good show, but it’s just a house show that they taped and aired here. I get that they’re on tour and can’t do a usual TV, but we’re now two shows past Bound For Glory and don’t have anything resembling fallout. It’s not a problem yet, though if this kind of thing keeps happening, that will change in a hurry. The matches here were all at least decent, but it is absolutely not a show you need to watch in any way.

Results
Joe Hendry b. Frankie Kazarian – Cradle
Moose/Brian Myers/Deonna Purrazzo b. Subculture – Spear to Andrews
Grado b. Trey Miguel – Wee Boot
Trinity b. Emersyn Jayne – Rollup
Motor City Machine Guns b. Eric Young/Josh Alexander – Cradle Shock to Young

 

 

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Impact Wrestling – November 24, 2022: Turkeys Trotting (Thanksgiving Special)

Impact Wrestling
Date: November 24, 2022
Hosts: Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt

It’s Thanksgiving and that means we are in for a special Best Of show around here. That’s about as logical as you’re going to get for this time of year as there is no reason to believe that anyone is going to pay attention to a show on such a big holiday. You never know what you’ll see on something like this but let’s get to it.

Opening sequence.

The hosts welcome us to the show and promise us some great Thanksgiving moments, plus a look at Overdrive.

We’ll start with Thanksgiving 2008, with Rhino pinning Alex Shelley in a triple threat match also involving Sheik Abdul Bashir. As a result, Rhino gets $25,000 and Shelley has to wear a turkey suit, as enforced by Mick Foley with threats of firings/bad history lessons.

Wrestlers say what they are thankful for (Joe Hendry is thankful for mirrors because he gets to see who he really is).

Deaner asks Eric Young if this is the end of Violent By Design but doesn’t get an answer. It’s time for an answer to the unanswered questions so they have to go back to where it all began. How about before that when the team doesn’t exist?

We go back to Thanksgiving 2007, at the Angle household, featuring Kurt and Karen as pilgrims and Jeremy Borash, Tomko and AJ Styles as guests (it was a weird time). They pray (with gold medals on the plates) and Styles eats during the prayer. People keep opening their eyes during the prayer, with Karen and JB making faces at each other. Robert Roode and Traci Brooks come in, as do James Storm and Jackie Moore (with beer). Chris Harris arrives and complains about the directions.

Eric Young shows up, a bit under dressed, and breaks a bunch of stuff. Kurt stands up to yell, revealing that he’s wearing the World Title, and sends Eric to the kid’s table (Eric gets lost on the way). Then the X-Division arrives, with Sonjay Dutt trying to get donations for starving children. Storm and Young get in a drinking contest and Styles leaves as Black Reign (Dustin Rhodes) and Rellik (that’s overused joke spelled forwards) arrive. Reign lets his rat Misty into the food and we take a break.

Back with Young and Storm rather drunk (Young has found a wig and they have both lost their shirts). Jay Lethal (as Black Machismo) arrives as Kurt looks like he wants some cyanide. Then So Cal Val arrives, so Lethal gives her his jacket to walk on. Kurt tries to restore order as Awesome Kong shows up and sits at the other end of the (really long) table. She eats food that may or may not be wax and, since there are a bunch of tables, Team 3D arrives, with food being thrown at them.

A bunch of people leave to get away from Team 3D, who were invited by someone other than Kurt. They sit at the kid’s table and take food from Kurt’s daughter, who says they suck (I would have paid to see her put through a table). Then Kevin Nash and Scott Hall arrive and Karen takes pies to the face. Everyone else shows up and the food fight is on. This was HILARIOUS in a wrestling way.

We look at Mickie James beating Taylor Wilde at Overdrive. Then Deonna Purrazzo comes out to yell at her and sets up the next match in James’ Last Rodeo.

From Thanksgiving 2016, loser wears a turkey suit.

Grado vs. Robbie E.

They slug it out to start with Grado getting the better of it off the snap jabs. A double clothesline puts both guys down as this is a little less funny than I was expecting. Robbie grabs a rollup for the pin at 2:39.

Grado is turkey suited.

We look at the end of Josh Alexander beating Kazarian with the C4 Spike to retain the World Title at Overdrive. Then Bully Ray came out, announced he was officially challenging at Hard To Kill in January, and beat up Alexander in front of his family. Then, with Alexander zip tied to the rope, Ray pulled Alexander’s wife over the barricade….and just threatened her because Alexander was loose. After the show, Ray grabbed the title but Rich Swann came out for the save. Scott D’Amore came out and threw stuff at Ray while asking what was wrong with him. Great segment. Why does it need to be Bully Ray and not someone new?

From Thanksgiving 2013.

Here are all of the winners of the matches tonight plus Velvet who is with Sabin. Roode points this out and Sabin throws Velvet out. Bobby asks everyone what they’re thankful for. Bad Influence is thankful for their intelligence and large endowment. Kaz is thankful that Park isn’t here to drink the gravy or fornicate with the pumpkin pie. Gail is thankful for being the prettiest and most dominant Knockout in the history of the company. Oh and her family too.

Sabin is thankful for his hair, being the best X-Division Champion ever and Velvet Sky. The Bro Mans are thankful for Mr. O Phil Heath, Zema Ion (officially part of the team) and for being the best team ever. Bad Influence: “I’m not sure about that.” Roode says the real Thanksgiving was last month in Canada and the fans will be thankful when he becomes the next champion.

It’s time to eat but here’s Angle to interrupt. He sees a ring full of turkeys, which are fighting words for the people in there. Roode challenges him to a fight which Angle accepts, and here’s his backup. Fernum and Barnes (a couple of losers who lost the Turkey Bowl) are still in the turkey suits. You can fill in the blanks yourself here: bad guys are destroyed, food is everywhere, Spud panics, turkeys fly. The good guys, Velvet and ODB celebrate to end the show.

More wrestlers are thankful for various things.

We look at Kenny King going after Mike Bailey at the overdrive pre-show and losing a six way match as a result.

King is going to take out Bailey before going after the X-Division Title.

From Thanksgiving 2017.

Team Edwards vs. Team Adonis

Eddie Edwards, Garza Jr., Allie, Fallah Bahh, Richard Justice
Chris Adonis, Caleb Konley, Laurel Van Ness, KM, El Hijo Del Fantasma

The loser of the fall wears a turkey suit and there’s food at ringside, along with Eli Drake. We’re not ready yet though as the teams sit down at the food tables as Drake insists that everyone has to put on the suit if they lose. He has a statement for JB to read, which pretty much just says everyone play nice.

Justice sticks his finger in Konley’s mouth to start and gets two off a rollup. Laurel comes in and jumps on Justice’s back so it’s off to the women for a change. KM and Bahh are up next with some shots to Bahh’s head taking us to a break. Back with Bahh crossbodying KM and bringing in Garza….WHO TAKES OFF HIS PANTS! I’m rather thankful.

Garza gets punched down though and it’s time for the heel beatdown. Adonis comes in for two off a legdrop and it’s time for a bearhug (on a guy with a bad shoulder). That goes nowhere and the hot tag brings in Eddie to clean house. Everything breaks down in a hurry and KM gets crushed between Justice and Bahh.

We get the big crash to the floor and Justice falls off the apron, only to be caught without much effort. Allie dives onto everyone to break up the pile and everyone is down. Back in and Adonis can’t grab the Adonis Lock, allowing Eddie to roll him up for the pin at 16:04, meaning Adonis gets to wear the suit.

Rating: C-. Oh what were you expecting here? This was all in good fun and nothing more than a comedy match. The match was just there for the sake of having a one off match for a holiday special and as a result, it’s really hard to be harsh on it. Adonis having to wear the suit is fine and it continues a (rather goofy) tradition. It wasn’t anything good, but it’s perfectly harmless.

Post break, Adonis refuses to wear the suit. Security actually stops him as the referee holds up the suit like an executioner’s ax. After a lot of persuading and a GOBBLE GOBBLE (One of us?) chant, Adonis finally puts it on and walks around a bit. Adonis isn’t cool with the chants though and the required food fight, with Adonis hitting Drake in the face with a pie, ends the show. This was actually entertaining as they just went with the simple comedy and it worked perfectly well.

Delirious and Yuyu Uemura yell at each other in….something and Japanese.

Here’s what’s coming on various shows.

Steve Maclin wants the World Title but he is being held captive by his own company. From now on, it’s mayhem for all.

From Thanksgiving 2007.

Samoa Joe vs. AJ Styles vs. Chris Sabin

This is the finals of the Turkey Bowl, with the winner getting $25,000 and the loser wearing the turkey suit. Joe and Sabin double team Styles to start and knock him to the floor. That leaves Sabin to take Joe down but a kick misses, giving us a staredown. Styles gets knocked to the floor again and we take a break.

Back with Sabin charging into a hot shot but Joe comes back in to punch Styles in the face. Styles breaks up the suicide elbow to Sabin though, meaning Joe punches him in the face some more. The drop down into a dropkick hits Joe and we take a break. Back again with Joe countering the springboard moonsault into an Air Raid Crash with Sabin having to make a save.

We take another break and come back again with Sabin hitting a springboard DDT to drop Joe. That earns Sabin a trip to the floor but Styles Peles Joe. The charge into the corner only hits kick to the face though, allowing Joe to hit the Muscle Buster for the pin at 9:33 shown (of the nearly thirty minute match).

Rating: B-. Well it seemed to be a good match, at least from what we saw of the thing. Joe was on another planet at this point and Styles was in his weird phase as Angle’s wacky goon, but it isn’t like he was going to be awful in the ring. Throw in a very talented Sabin and of course this was going to work, even if we missed almost twenty minutes.

Post match we cut to a livid Kurt Angle (AJ’s boss), storming out of his own Thanksgiving dinner. Back in the arena, AJ won’t put the suit on so here is Jim Cornette to order him to do it. After some coaxing, Styles (very slowly) puts the suit on so Tomko and Kurt come out to yell. Samoa Joe and the Outsiders come out to laugh at Angle and pals, meaning the brawl is on. The bad guys are cleared out, with Eric Young coming in to add a turkey leg to Angle to wrap things up. Then Hall got fired and Joe was given a live mic at the pay per view where he went on an all time rant against a lot of people.

Overall Rating: C. I never know what to say about these things, especially when it was a bunch of clips from what was little more than a comedy concept. There was a bit of decent action and it is fun to look back at some flashes of different times in the company’s history, but there was nothing worth seeing here. Granted that is kind of the point, but this was still a weird choice for a show.

 

 

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World of Sport – September 29, 2018 (Season Finale): And Thank Goodness For That

IMG Credit: World Of Sport

World of Sport
Date: September 29, 2018
Location: Epic Studios, Norwich, England
Commentators: So Cal Val, Stu Bennett, Alex Shane

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

We open with a recap of the season, mainly focusing on the titles.

Bennett is in the ring to start and introduces the first of two title matches.

Tag Team Titles: Kip Sabian/Iestyn Rees vs. British Bulldog Jr./Grado

Bulldog and Grado are challenging. The champs try to jump them to start but get punched in the face for their cheating efforts. Bulldog slams Grado onto Sabian but Rees offers a grab of the leg to let Sabian take over. A slingshot legdrop gets two on Grado and it’s off to Rees for a chinlock. Grado fights up without too much trouble and brings in Bulldog for the real house cleaning, mainly off a bunch of suplexes. Rees tags himself in though and saves Sabian from the running powerslam, followed by a leglock on Bulldog.

That just earns him an enziguri for the second hot tag to Grado as house is cleaned again. Shane: “Grado has been kept on the outside this entire match.” We’re barely six minutes in and this is his second time in the ring. The Cannonball crushes Sabian for two but he’s right back up to take both challengers down again. The powerbomb/neckbreaker combination only gets two, leaving Bulldog to pull Rees to the floor. Sabina gets Grado up but walks into a cutter for the pin and the titles at 7:55.

Rating: C-. Given the main event we have coming up, this was only the second most obvious ending of the week. The only question coming into this match was which of the two top stars would get the pin and that doesn’t leave much in the way of drama. Not the worst match, but more a matter of waiting on the inevitable.

Post match Bennett applauds Grado to end their….I guess it was a feud. That being said, Grado came into this season as WOS Champion and leaves as a Tag Team Champion. That’s kind of a downgrade no? Did he ever even mention going after the World Title again?

We recap Rampage vs. Justin Sysum. Rampage and his cronies cheated Sysum out of the title so Sysum (already #1 contender at the time) won a match involving nearly the entire roster to earn the shot tonight.

WOS Title: Justin Sysum vs. Rampage

The distraction lets Rampage trip Sysum down on the apron and a hard clothesline gives Rampage two. A belly to back suplex gets the same and an elbow to the face cuts off a comeback attempt. The required heel spinebuster gets two more and we hit the even more required chinlock. Back from a break with Sysum making a comeback off with exactly the kind of offense you would expect from him.

A t-bone suplex sends Rampage flying, only to have him clothesline Sysum’s head off. Rampage’s superplex gets the same and another suplex on the floor keeps Sysum in trouble. Like any villain, Rampage tries to cheat but spends too much time setting up the steps, allowing Sysum to hit a clothesline. The 450 is loaded up but cue Banks for a distraction, mainly showing how toothless the referees are around here.

Sysum hits his own running clothesline for two as Banks pulls the referee out. That means a suicide dive for Banks but since that’s another distraction, Rampage catches Sysum with a Samoan drop. We haven’t had a cheap booking tactic though so the referee gets bumped, meaning there’s no one to count the pin on a fisherman’s suplex to the champ. Now it’s Samuels coming back in to slam Sysum and take the turnbuckle pad off.

Rampage’s implant DDT gets two and the referee gets crushed again on the kickout. Rampage grabs the belt but another referee comes out to take it away, allowing Rampage to grab a small package for two. Sysum sends him head first into the exposed buckle though and the 450 gives him the pin and the title at 25:04.

Rating: C+. It’s good, but WAY too long for what they were capable of doing. This felt like they were trying to fill in as much time as they could with one booking trick after another, which isn’t what you want on a main event. The match should have come off as a big moment and while the title change was the only way to end the show, it needed to have come about ten minutes earlier.

Post match Rampage is livid and shoves Barrett so it’s a Bull Hammer to leave him laying. Sysum celebrates to end the show.

Overall Rating: C. And that’s probably it for the series. The final show was exactly what you would have expected it to be and there’s nothing wrong with that. You wouldn’t want to leave the fans sad and having the popular guys win the titles was the right way to close things out. I’m not wild on a lot of the roster but that’s the way you go with things, at least in a classical booking style.

Overall though, the show just wasn’t very good. At the same time though, it wasn’t very bad. That’s the problem as a whole: the show is so average and so mundane that there’s just nothing to talk about. Most of the roster is forgettable and the promos/stories are almost nowhere to be seen. None of the stories stuck with me more than the end of each episode and that’s not enough to make a full time series. Having ten episodes hurt things, but they didn’t leave me with anything that made me want to see more.

I still have almost no idea what the differences are in a lot of the members of the roster. So many of them have no distinguishing features and since there are almost no characters around, it’s not exactly the best roster to make you remember who is who. There were a few stories here and there but most of them began and wrapped up so fast that they didn’t have time to go anywhere.

Every week, the thing that sticks out to be is how much better stuff there is out there. The British wrestling scene is hot right now and this doesn’t cater to any large group of fans. Older fans aren’t going to be interested in such a lame show and younger fans aren’t going to be entertained by something that comes and goes so fast. With all the other wrestling available out there, this isn’t something worth your time.

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World of Sport – September 22, 2018: Buzz Off

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World of Sport
Date: September 22, 2018
Location: Epic Studios, Norwich, England
Commentators: So Cal Val, Stu Bennett, Alex Shane

It’s the next to last show and since Justin Sysum won a #1 contenders match a few weeks back, it’s time to crown a #1 contender. Yeah that hasn’t made sense in recent weeks and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. With just a week to go before the final episode, you can also almost guarantee Grado getting something going, likely in the form of a Tag Team Title shot. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

There’s an opening. It recaps stuff.

Women’s Title: Kay Lee Ray vs. Viper

A backsplash crushes Ray for two more but she trips Viper down for hey look at the fans again. They head outside with Viper slamming her onto the ramp and getting two off the Michinoku Driver. Ray gets the same off a superkick and counters a superplex attempt into a sitout powerbomb for two more. The Gory Bomb retains the title at 6:17.

Rating: D+. So you remember all those other times when Viper was a monster and Ray managed to beat her anyway? This was the least interesting of those as the “division” is still all of three people most of the time and Viper is the only one presented as a challenger to the title. Totally nothing match as the same thing has been done multiple times.

As usual, neither woman gets to say anything. You think that might be why the women’s division is the weakest part of the show?

Bennett gets to announce the big unique match, which is called the Buzzer Battle. It will start as an elimination tag match and every time he rings the buzzer, two more will be added. Once we get down to eight people, the match turns into an over the top rope battle royal. The winner of that is #1 contender, like Justin Sysum is at the moment.

Buzzer Battle

There will be sixteen people in all and we start off with Robbie X vs. Kip Sabian, which isn’t a tag team elimination match, meaning I don’t think the promotion gets the idea either. The feeling out process goes to Sabian who sends Robbie into the corner, only to get dropkicked down for his efforts. Sabian grabs a cravate and the buzzer brings in Stevie Boy and BT Gunn, giving us Robbie/Stevie vs. Sabian/Gunn as I try to figure out how these teams are determined.

An ax handle to the arm sends Sabian over to the corner for a tag and it’s Boy vs. Gunn. They’re hesitant to start until Gunn throws a dropkick, only to have Iestyn Rees join Gunn/Sabian and Liam Slater join Stevie/Robbie. Gunn and Boy stay in the ring with Gunn hiptossing him down until Rees tags himself in. Sabian comes in as well for some kicks to the back as the fans want Robbie. Stevie can’t get a hurricanrana on Rees so it’s the powerbomb/neckbreaker combination to plant him instead.

Sabian makes Gunn get the pin but he won’t do it, meaning Sabian has to come back in for the pin instead. Gunn punches Sabian in the face and gets decked by Rees, allowing Slater to come in and get the elimination. The buzzer brings in Grado and Sha Samuels, giving us Grado/Slater/Robbie vs. Rees/Sabian/Samuels. Grado and Samuels come in, which the announcers call a “historic” rivalry. I mean, they’ve had one match so I guess that’s historic now.

The jabs into the Bionic elbow but Rees and Sabian pull Grado’s partners to the floor, allowing Samuels to clothesline Grado down. Back from a break (the first ever during a match on this show) with nothing having changed (always appreciated) as Robbie and Slater try to get back on the apron. Bennett is enjoying Grado taking a beating so Val rings the buzzer, bringing out British Bulldog Jr. to join Grado/Slater/Robbie and CJ Banks to join Samuels/Sabian/Rees.

A quick cutter takes Samuels down and it’s off to Bulldog vs. Sabian. Bulldog cleans house in a hurry but an atomic drop/shoulder combination takes him down. Grado comes back in and everything breaks down….so it’s a quadruple DQ to get rid of Grado, Bulldog, Rees and Sabian. As annoying as I tend to find though, that’s a good idea in this match. There’s the buzzer so here’s Adam Maxted but Nathan Cruz, who doesn’t have a contract, jumps him from behind and gets in to beat on Slater, which is perfectly legal.

Even Barrett says he had another wrestler in that spot as Slater dives over for a tag to Maxted so house can be cleaned. Another buzzer brings in Crater on Cruz’s team and Sysum on Maxted’s team but Barrett is getting bored so another buzzer brings in Gabriel Kidd and….MOOSE??? Wait you had MOOSE available for any length of time and you don’t mention it until there’s an hour and fifteen minutes left in the season??? Val: “There is a Moose loose about this WOS hoose!” That almost makes up for what a mind boggling decision it is to wait this long for Moose to debut.

So we’re down to Robbie/Slater/Maxted/Sysum/Moose vs. Banks/Samuels/Cruz/Crater/Kidd. The double tag brings in Moose to face Banks for the MOOSE jabs and the fans are way into him, because he’s the most charismatic guy on the roster (save for maybe Grado). Everything breaks down and Slater dives onto a bunch of people, followed by Kidd doing the same. Cruz hits a hanging Codebreaker to get rid of Robbie and tags Crater in for a reverse Razor’s Edge flipping slam on Slater.

A splash finishes Slater and we take a second break as we’re down to eight, meaning the battle royal is on with a final grouping of Slater, Maxted, Sysum, Moose, Samuels, Banks, Cruz, Crater and Gabriel. Back again with nothing changed for a second time (sweet) with everyone sliding in and a bunch of shots of the crowd. Cruz and Maxted are tossed out and fight up the ramp as Kidd is eliminated as well. Actually Cruz and Maxted went out through the ropes so it’s only seven left.

Banks and Samuels hold Sysum so Crater can drop a splash until Moose makes a save. We can’t have Moose vs. Crater yet though as Banks jumps Moose from behind. Maxted and Cruz get back in with the former eliminating the latter, only to have Cruz come back in and toss Maxted as well. This of course is perfectly within the rules because….well why wouldn’t it be? Security gets rid of Cruz as Moose clotheslines Banks and Samuels down at the same time.

Rating: D+. To say this was different than anything else all season is an understatement but that doesn’t make it a good idea. This match, while very unique, was more complicated than it needed to be. I certainly do like the idea of having something other than just a big battle royal, but the elimination stuff here was all over the place and I kept having to check my notes to see who was in the match on which side. That makes me remember how badly built up this roster has been and that’s not something we need to be reminded of again.

Once we got to the battle royal though, it got a lot better as you could keep track of what was going on and who was still in, even though Cruz’s participation was rather annoying if you’re treating the show with continuity. Sysum winning was about as obvious as you could get, especially when you factor in HE WAS ALREADY #1 CONTENDER IN THE FIRST PLACE. In other words, the wrestling itself was fine, but it was messier than it needed to be and a big end around that gets us right back where we were in the first place.

Sysum can’t believe he won.

Next week: Sysum vs. Rampage and Grado/Bulldog Jr. vs. Rees/Sabian. Well duh.

Overall Rating: C. The big match was a nice change of pace, though the opener was only going to be so good given what the story was with the time allotted. I do appreciate the fact that they’ve changed things up as it was VERY needed around here, but how excited can I get over it with an hour to go in the entire series? It’s too late in the process, but at least they did make for a better episode this time around. If nothing else, just for the sake of changing things up and having what felt like a big match instead of another seven to eight minute match.

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World of Sport – September 8, 2018: Kids Are Smarter Than This

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World of Sport
Date: September 8, 2018
Location: Epic Studios, Norwich, England
Commentators: So Cal Val, Stu Bennett, Alex Shane

We’re coming into the home stretch for the series as we have four shows left counting this one. The big story coming out of last week is the crowning of new Tag Team Champions as Adam Maxted and Nathan Cruz lost the tournament final last week and then imploded. The only solution? A loser leaves town ladder match. On a week’s notice. Anyone watching this series isn’t surprised by this development. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening recap/preview.

The announcers talk about the ladder match.

Here’s Cruz, now with his own music, to open things up. He doesn’t owe anyone an explanation but he did what he did last week because Maxted has listened to the people. Cruz doesn’t want Maxted has but doesn’t want Maxted to have it either. He throws out the challenge for the ladder match, which Bennett agrees to. They do know it was already announced last week right?

Adam Maxted vs. Nathan Cruz

Ladder match. A slugout goes to Maxted to start and a belly to belly takes Maxed down. The fans want the ladder so Maxted goes for it, only to have Cruz cut him off. They fight back to the ring until Cruz knocks him down at ringside and picks up the ladder for a shot to the face. Back in and Maxted hits a slingshot belly to back suplex but Cruz avoids being thrown into the ladder in the corner.

Maxted sends him into the ladder, though we don’t see the contact due to a quick camera cut. Cruz gets in a crotching and sends Maxted outside but a springboard dropkick takes Cruz right back down. That works so well that they do it again, though this time it’s a springboard spear to take Cruz off the ladder this time. Maxted goes up and gets the contract at 7:20.

Rating: D+. What the heck am I supposed to get out of a sub eight minute ladder match? This didn’t have time to go anywhere, which tends to be the case with almost everything around here. They set this match up and then blew it off the next week to get rid of a character on a show that is wrapping up in three weeks. That’s pretty excessive.

Post break Cruz promises to be back.

Earlier today, Bennett gave Sysum a match with Rampage. It’s a tag match.

Liam Slater vs. Robbie X vs. Gabriel Kidd vs. Crater

One fall to a finish. Again, Crater stays on the floor to start but this time he gets in much sooner to clean house. Robbie’s handspring is pulled out of the air and a bunch of dropkicks can’t save him. Crater finally gets knocked to the floor and a bunch of dives actually put him down on one knee. Back in and Slater powerbombs Robbie but Kidd kicks him in the face. Now it’s Robbie back up with a basement dropkick on Slater until Crater comes back in to run them over. A Lethal Injection, with some help, takes Crater down and a top rope splash into a top rope elbow sets up a triple pin on Crater at 5:37.

Rating: D-. Yes that’s how the match ends and yes this is supposed to make sense. I have no idea how it’s supposed to make sense, but in WOS’ minds it does. If there is a logical reason why we’re not just getting handicap matches instead of these multi-man matches when they’re clearly handicap matches isn’t clear but this is getting annoying. Also, what in the world is the point in building someone like Crater as this monster and then being like “oh well these guys beat him”.

Post match Crater wrecks them all again and goes for Robbie’s mask. He doesn’t get it off, but he does go for it.

Martin Kirby vs. Grado

Kirby wants whatever is in Grado’s bag (because he has a bag now) but Grado cuts him off with a clothesline, earning the famed EASY chant. A hiptoss is blocked as well and Grado takes him down with the power of the belly. The power of the belly prevents a German suplex and a fan distraction lets Grado avoid a charge to send Kirby outside. Back in and Kirby takes the knee out and slams him down, followed by the eternally missing elbow.

Grado’s jabs have Kirby in more trouble and there’s the cannonball. A nice enziguri puts Grado down and it’s time to go for the bag. It’s a toothbrush, which Kirby rubs on his armpit. They fight over whose mouth it’s going into before Grado goes with a bionic elbow. Now it goes into Kirby’s mouth but a rollup with feet on the ropes gives Kirby the pin at 7:23.

Rating: D. I really need this series to end very soon. This match was unfunny comedy and the same stuff that Grado has done to annoy me since I first saw him. Kirby was fine for a midcard heel and now he’s a comedy foil for Grado. I get that some fans are going to like it, but it doesn’t do much for me.

Justin Sysum/Joe Hendry vs. Rampage/Sha Samuels

Hendry headlocks Samuels down to start and it’s already down to Sysum vs. Samuels. Justin speeds things up, as you might expect, and hits a dropkick, only to draw in Rampage for a cheap shot. Samuels drives Sysum into the corner as the heel beatdown begins. Sysum gets sent outside for a beating from CJ Banks, followed by Samuels dropping an elbow for two.

A missed charge in the corner allows the hot tag off to Hendry as everything breaks down. Hendry gets himself out of some trouble with a backdrop and it’s already back to Sysum. Dude let the guy breathe. The villains are sent into each other and Sysum dives onto Banks, setting up the 450 for the pin on Samuels at 8:37.

Rating: C-. Totally standard match here and there’s nothing wrong with that. The ending sent the fans home happy as two of the three(ish) top stars of the show get to beat the villains by combining forces. It’s as paint by numbers as you can get and really, that’s as good as it’s going to get around here.

Overall Rating: D. I don’t think it’s any secret to the fact that I’m not the target audience for this show. This show is meant for either a person who never watches wrestling or a kid who doesn’t notice the major flaws in booking and structure. Pretty horrid show here and I can’t imagine a lot of fans are interested in watching something like this, especially with everything else out there to watch.

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World of Sport – August 25, 2018: What’s The British Word For Screwup?

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World of Sport
Date: August 25, 2018
Location: Epic Studios, Norwich, England
Commentators: Alex Shane, So Cal Val, Stu Bennett

We’ll wrap up the first half of the series with this and hopefully things are starting to turn the corner. They have a top star in Grado and as luck would have it, he’s in action again tonight. This week’s focus is on the Tag Team Title tournament with both semifinal matches taking place here. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening recap, as always.

Tag Team Title Tournament Semifinals: Kip Sabian/Iestyn Rees vs. BT Gunn/Stevie Boy

Sabian handles his team’s introductions in a nice heel touch. Gunn gets knocked off the apron to start and it’s Stevie getting double teamed in the corner. The villains take turns on Stevie but Gunn is back in for the save. A double clothesline clears the ring and there are the stereo dives.

Back in and a basement dropkick gets two on Sabian, allowing the good guys to start taking their turns on him in the corner. Gunn slams him down and you can tell the fans are into Gunn and Stevie. Imagine that: giving them a style that is easy to like and they’re popular. A cheap shot from the apron lets Sabian take over on Stevie with an armbar but a jawbreaker gets Stevie out of trouble. Rees is smart enough to break up a hot tag attempt though and a side slam into a slingshot legdrop gives Sabian two.

An atomic drop/shoulder combo gets two more but Stevie is right back with an enziguri. The double tag brings in Rees and Gunn with the latter speeding things up in a hurry. Sabian comes back in and gets kicked in the face as well with a DDT getting two. A Bushwhackers battering ram is broken up and the powerbomb/springboard neckbreaker combination finishes Stevie at 9:34 in one of the longest matches in the series so far.

Rating: C. Like I said, it helps so much to have characters that are easy to understand and follow, which is what you had here. Gunn and Boy are a fun team and while the ending likely gives away the other tag match result, at least they’ve established Sabian and Rees as some a nice little heel act. It’s taken some time but they’re getting somewhere with these guys, even though the show is half over now.

Adam Maxted and Nathan Cruz are ready to win the titles. The fact that I had to look up who they were is a bad sign.

Gabriel Kidd is banged up but ready to fight.

Gabriel Kidd vs. Crater vs. Liam Slater

Slater was in the ladder match. Crater stays on the floor while the other two grapple to start with Slater grabbing a rollup for an early two. A nice monkey flip sends Slater flying but Crater pulls Kidd to the floor, injuring his ribs even more. Crater throws Slater around but Kidd comes back so they can try to double team the monster.

That just earns them a double chokeslam and some splashes in the corner, followed by a reverse Razor’s Edge into a flipping slam for Slater. Crater piles them up (with Slater on top of Kidd, which isn’t a pin for no apparent reason) and a splash pins them both (again, with Slater pinning Kidd) to give Crater the win at 6:09.

Rating: D. You know what I’ve always found works for getting around one wrestler not being able to do much? Completely ignoring the rules of a match. They’ve done a good job of turning Crater into a monster and having someone take him down at the end of the season could be a great way to give someone momentum. Bad match with bad thinking, though Crater got what he needed out of it.

Quick look at the setup of the women’s battle royal.

Tag Team Title Tournament Semifinals: Adam Maxted/Nathan Cruz vs. Grado/British Bulldog Jr.

Cruz goes after Bulldog to start and that goes as well as you would expect, with Bulldog shrugging it off and suplexing Cruz with ease. Grado comes in with a rollup for two and it’s already back to Bulldog, who gets caught with a jawbreaker. Maxted comes in with a jawbreaker but Bulldog is right back with some arm cranking.

Grado helps out on a Paisan elbow and the dancing jabs. For some reason Grado tries a leapfrog and hurts his knee, allowing Cruz to come back in and start on said knee. A few kneedrops gets two and Cruz is smart enough to knock Bulldog off the apron. Maxted slaps on the Figure Four and Grado actually taps at 8:28.

Rating: C-. Well that was unexpected. You wouldn’t have bet on a clean win for the heels, especially by making one of the show’s top faces tap out. It also sets up heels vs. heels in the finals, which is even worse as I can barely remember which member of both team is which in the first place, let alone when you have four people who are so similar in the same match. Fine enough match here with a simple story and a rather surprising ending.

Maxted checks on Grado, to Cruz’s annoyance.

Women’s Title: Battle Royal

Kay Lee Ray, Bea Priestly, Viper, Ayesha, Kasey Owens

Ray is defending and we still haven’t heard any of these women actually say a word. It’s a brawl to start with Ayesha (Whose name I had to look up on the show’s website. They say the name but it’s never actually shown anywhere.) staring at Viper. Viper throws Owens into the corner and splashes Ayesha with Owens splashing everyone else. That earns her a hard shove from Viper, who splashes and cannonballs everyone in sight. Now it’s Priestly getting a chance to charge at everyone in the corner until Ayesha clotheslines her down.

Viper and Ayesha do the big power showdown until Ray and Owens break it up. Owens and Priestly are sent out in short order and it’s time for the two big women to fight again. Ray tries to dump them both at once before just dropkicking them both down. A tornado DDT to Ayesha and a dropkick to Viper at the same time has the monsters in trouble again. Viper sends Ayesha to the apron and throws Ray at her for an elimination, only to get tossed to the apron as well. A superkick from Ray retains the title at 6:36.

Rating: F. To recap: None of the women have ever said anything, the entire division is five wrestlers (with two making their in-ring debut here), Ray has beaten Viper (the monster of the division) multiple times now and I had to look up two of their names. Is there a reason they’re wasting their time with this if they’re putting so little effort into the whole thing?

Overall Rating: D+. That’s one of the most up and down shows that I can remember in a very long time. There’s some good stuff in there but at the same time a lot of it is really terrible, especially with some of the questionable booking decisions. I know the series is only ten shows long, but you would think it would have been planned out a little bit better than this.

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World of Sport – August 18, 2018: He Has A Thing About Dogs

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World of Sport
Date: August 18, 2018
Location: Epic Studios, Norwich, England
Commentators: Alex Shane, So Cal Val, Stu Bennett

Things kind of wrapped up last week and that means it’s time to start something fresh around here. We’ll likely be seeing another match in the Tag Team Title tournament and that means four more people being thrown together and being called teams. Other than that we’re getting two more title matches and I’ll be stunned if there’s a story to them. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Women’s Title: Bea Priestly vs. Kay Lee Ray

Ray is defending. Priestly takes her down in the corner to start and chokes for a bit. Well at least we know who the villain is. The champ catches her up top but gets knocked into the Tree of Woe for the Alberto double stomp. They head outside with Priestly throwing her into the barricade. Kay is fine enough to slide back in for a suicide dive….and here’s Viper for the no contest (because when you attack one wrestler first, it’s still not a DQ even in England) at 3:10.

Rating: C-. The action was good while it lasted but you’re not about to get anything resembling time on this show. At the same time, Viper coming out as the monster makes sense in theory, until you remember that she took the fall in the title match. Why would I want to see this again when Kay has already shown that she can pin Viper clean?

Post match the fight is on when Ayesha (I had to look it up off the company’s site) comes out to help Viper. Bennett makes a battle royal for the title next week.

Earlier today, Bennett yells at Grado for not being serious. His punishment: a spot in the Tag Team Title tournament if he can find a partner. This company is rather questionable at times.

Will Ospreay vs. Martin Kirby

Ospreay starts fast with the flipping off the ropes with an armdrag and dropkick sending Kirby out to the floor. The teased dive just lets Ospreay hit his pose but Kirby is right back in with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. We hit one of the most quickly broken chinlocks I’ve ever seen until Ospreay sends him into the corner and hits something like a 619. A springboard clothesline gives Ospreay two but Kirby shouts STOP, and then hits an enziguri. Dang who knew Ospreay took instruction so well?

They head outside with Kirby beating him up even more, including a suplex on the ramp. A Michinoku Driver gives Kirby two and the fans are entirely behind Ospreay. Back up and Ospreay is fine enough for an enziguri and a standing C4, which Bennett calls old school. Kirby gets two off a neckbreaker but takes too long walking the ropes. A hurricanrana sets up the shooting star for two, followed by Stormbreaker to finish Kirby at 7:18.

Rating: C. It helps a lot to have the better known and more talented people in the ring, especially with a little extra time. Ospreay is one of the biggest stars in the promotion and has certainly faced a lot more international talent than most. That’s going to make him seem like a bigger deal and his matches have felt more important.

Bennett is in the ring with Grado to ask if he’s found a partner. Grado hasn’t…..except for this guy.

Tag Team Title Tournament First Round: Grado/British Bulldog Jr. vs. Crater/Robbie X

Grado and Robbie start before it’s off to Crater vs. Bulldog without anything happening. Bulldog’s shoulders have no effect so Grado tries his luck, only to bounce off of Crater and sell it like death. Bulldog comes back in with some forearms and it’s already back to Robbie, who is quickly slammed off the top. The arm work begins with the good guys taking turns, as polite Englishmen should.

Bulldog hits his suplex and it’s back to Grado for some dancing, which Bennett describes as the grace of an elephant. Robbie can’t suplex Grado, who snaps off the left hands. A cheap shot from the apron allows Crater to come back in, hit a single shoulder, and hand it back off to Robbie. Grado suplexes his way out of trouble and hands it off to Bulldog to clean house. Robbie gets backdropped onto Crater, who easily catches him….and leaves. The cutter gives Grado the pin at 8:34.

Rating: D+. Pretty standard formula match here with a big man tag and there’s nothing wrong with that. I mean, aside from the match not being very good and all that. Bulldog was the only optional partner for the popular Grado as Bulldog’s name alone makes him a big deal. Not terrible, and the result was the only option.

Post match Crater comes back in and kicks Robbie, only to have Bulldog and Grado stare him off.

Rampage and his cronies don’t care about the triple threat #1 contenders match.

Joe Hendry vs. Justin Sysum vs. Adam Maxted

The winner gets a title shot at some point in the future. Hold on though as Maxted’s partner Nathan Cruz says he should take the shot to protect Maxted’s face. Maxted actually agrees so Cruz gets knocked to the floor to start. Hendry technicals Sysum down and then scores with a shoulder, which doesn’t need a replay. It’s Cruz coming back in and speeding things up, earning himself a dropkick from Sysum. Maxted’s distraction lets Cruz hit a slingshot belly to back suplex but Hendry comes back in with a German suplex on Cruz, aided by a sunset flip from Sysum.

Hendry starts cleaning house with some clotheslines, followed by the ankle lock on Cruz. Sysum dives in to block a tap (always a nice touch, though you do wonder why they don’t tap with the other hand. Cruz hits Sysum with a Samoan driver but walks into the fall away slam from Hendry, with Maxted putting the foot on the ropes. Back up and Cruz sends them both to the floor but Sysum does an awesome jumping spear from the floor through the bottom ropes to take Cruz down. Maxted offers a distraction though, only to have Sysum hit what looked like a running slap to the face for the pin at 6:58.

Rating: C+. Sysum winning is the right call as he’s been one of the most impressive people on the show so far and I could go for some more of him. That spear from the floor was impressive enough, though it should have been the finish. At least Hendry didn’t take another loss, which is at least a step in the right direction for him.

Overall Rating: C. That’s pretty easily the best show of the series so far, as at least they’re getting somewhere with some of this stuff and aren’t adding in a bunch of new people every week. It’s still not a good show and there are a ton of issues, but things are settling down a little bit. That being said, it could just be the fact that we’re almost halfway done with the series and you can see the ending from here.

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World Of Sport – August 11, 2018: Say That For The First Time

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World of Sport
Date: August 11, 2018
Location: Epic Studios, Norwich, England
Commentators: Alex Shane, So Cal Val, Stu Bennett

I don’t know what to expect here but I’d assume a bunch of wrestlers will be added without allowing us to get to know anything about them. We’re still going along with the Tag Team Title tournament and there’s a new Women’s Champion, but it hasn’t been the best presentation in the world so far. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

We open with a recap of Kay Lee Ray becoming the new Women’s Champion and last week’s ladder match. This week, Gabriel Kidd gets to cash in his big opportunity….by facing the monster Crater.

Earlier today, Grado went into Bennett’s office to yell about getting a rematch for the title. Bennett says no but he’ll let Grado have a match against someone else. Just be serious.

Grado vs. Sha Samuels

Grado comes to the ring in a suit to show how serious he can be. Samuels isn’t impressed but Grado has been training so hard that he’s been walking OTHER PEOPLE’S DOGS. Grado says ring the bell but gets knocked down in a hurry, meaning it’s off to a chinlock less than a minute in.

Back up and Grado is sent to the floor and then into the barricade as it’s one sided in the first two minutes. A slam on the ramp gets Grado out of trouble and there goes the jacket. Some clotheslines set up the left jabs (with a camera cut on each one) and there’s a Cannonball in the corner to keep Samuels in trouble. Samuels gets back up and dives into a cutter for the pin at 4:50.

Rating: D. I know why they’re doing it but egads it’s rough watching Grado as the face of the promotion. He’s still just a comedy guy and while I chuckled at the walking other people’s dogs line, I’m guessing this is going to be the big story throughout the season. The wrestling was nothing of course and that’s all you can expect from a Grado match.

Martin Kirby vs. Joe Hendry

Fallout from two weeks ago when Kirby walked out on Hendry. Joe wristlocks him down to start and goes for the arm again, sending Kirby bailing to the floor. Back in and Kirby leg lariats him down, followed by a running shoulder to the ribs in the corner. Hendry rolls him up for some near falls but walks into a spinebuster, allowing Kirby to take WAY too long walking across the middle rope for a missed elbow. Hendry’s fall away slam gets two and he slams Kirby off the top for two more. Kirby is back up with a Fameasser and an enziguri, only to get his ankle locked. A rope is grabbed and Kirby rolls him up for the pin at 6:47.

Rating: D+. This show has really not been kind to Hendry, who should be the kind of guy this show is built around. I still know nothing about Kirby, which goes back to the main problem of this show. At the moment I know his name, the color trunks he wears, and that he’s a sore loses who cheats. I need a little more than that.

Tag Team Title Tournament First Round: BT Gunn/Stevie Boy vs. Brad Slayer/CJ Banks

Gunn and Stevie at least have matching gear and face paint. Gunn runs Banks over and grabs an armbar as we keep cutting to the crowd. A middle rope dropkick puts Banks down and it’s Boy coming in to speed things up. The good guys take turns on Banks with Gunn suplexing Boy onto him for two. Slayer low bridges Boy to the floor to take over and Banks gets two of his own off a snap suplex. A chinlock doesn’t go anywhere and the hot tag brings in Gunn. Everything breaks down and a Doomsday Device with a jumping elbow finishes Slayer at 6:17.

Rating: D+. It’s nice to see a team you can identify pretty easily (Gunn and Boy are a perfectly fine fast paced face team and the kind of thing you need when you already have four heels in the semifinals) and a very formula based tag match. That being said, it still wasn’t very good and that’s where the problem on this show comes from: including the pilot, one match has broken nine minutes. I understand that you only have an hour a week, but having one match get some actual time would be nice.

Gabriel Kidd vs. Crater

This is Kidd’s big reward from last week. Crater weighs over 500lbs and shoves Kidd down with….I think you get the idea here. Kidd uppercuts away and eats a clothesline, followed by some big tosses across the ring. The bearhug goes on but Kidd keeps his arm up at two drops. Crater splashes him in the corner and a chokeslam sets up the big splash for the pin at 4:48. Total squash.

Rating: D. So Kidd was a face? The things you learn around here. If that was made clear last week, they didn’t do the best job in the world of explaining it. I’m also going to need an explanation of why we needed to have a ladder match for the right to be squashed by a novelty act. Just more characters with little definition who seem around to fill time.

Kidd does a stretcher job.

World of Sport Title: Justin Sysum vs. Rampage

Rampage is defending and hammers him down to start until Sysum hits a spinning middle rope crossbody. A nice dropkick gets two on the champ but he runs Sysum over without much trouble. Sysum grabs a backbreaker but Rampage’s goons break up the 450. Things slow down with Rampage hitting a belly to back suplex and slapping on a bearhug. A clothesline gets two but Sysum catapults him into the corner for a breather. Sysum’s Stinger Splash into a t-bone suplex gets two and a Cactus Clothesline takes them to the floor. Rampage gets back in and Banks grabs Sysum’s leg for the countout at 7:13.

Rating: C-. They were starting to get somewhere here and some of that is due to Sysum being one of the more talented guys on the roster. Rampage continues to be a guy who has cronies, which isn’t exactly what I’m looking for in a top heel. I get what they’re going for with him and it works fine in a ten week show, but it’s not exactly thrilling stuff.

Overall Rating: D+. This show really needs a chance to breathe. Leaving out commercials, the show runs about 45 minutes. They squeezed five matches into that time frame and it’s too much. Cue out a match a week (Crater’s would have been the best option) and let someone talk. We need to know a little something about these people and you could accomplish that n some fifteen second promos.

Who am I supposed to cheer for on this show other than Grado? I get that a lot of the show is supposed to be a flashback to the old World of Sport days, but things have changed a bit since the original show was canceled. If nothing else have some vignettes while they’re on the way to the ring. Just give us something and the show would be that much better to watch. I know it’s not the standard wrestling show, but it’s ok to have some standard wrestling ideas.

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World of Sport – July 28, 2018 (Debut Episode): This Show Dug At My Skull

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World of Sport
Date: July 28, 2018
Location: Epic Studios, Norwich, England
Commentators: Alex Shane, So Cal Val, Stu Bennett

So at the end of 2016, there was a one off British wrestling show called World of Sport, which was a callback to the big British wrestling TV show from the 1970s and 80s. It aired once, wasn’t very good, and was supposed to be the start of a new series. Well that series is now here, only a year and a half (plus) later. It’s a ten episode series so we might as well take a look at them all. Let’s get to it.

Here’s the pilot episode.

Stu Bennett (Wade Barrett) narrates the opening video, talking about how this is the new era and only the but make it to this platform.

The announcers welcome us to the show, with Val replacing Jim Ross from the pilot. I think things are starting to go downhill.

Rampage vs. Adam Maxtead vs. Sha Samuels vs. Justin Sysum vs. Crater

Elimination rules. Who are these people? Not important enough to mention, but Crater is a huge masked man. I don’t think there is an opening bell as Samuels and Rampage double team Sysum, the smallest guy in the match, to start. Bennett joins commentary as Crater comes in to clean house. Adam can’t slam Crater so Crater gives him a demonstration and chokes on the ropes….for a very quick DQ.

Crater cleans house post elimination and we’re down to four. Now that the announcers have told us that it’s an elimination match, Samuels and Rampage beat on Sysum a little more. Sysum fights back and scores with a middle rope crossbody but is already back in trouble when we come back from a replay. Back with Samuels clotheslining Rampage by mistake, allowing Sysum to get a rollup for the elimination.

Rating: D. Oh this isn’t going well so far. Keep in mind that this is a brand new series. Unless you watched (and remember) that pilot from December 2016 (hopefully they aired it before this first episode), Grado is a complete stranger but he’s the World Champion and these five guys are all fighting for a title shot.

Who are these people? Which one is the blue eye? Why are Samuels and Rampage friends? Where have I seen that Bennett guy before? There are five people fighting at once? I’ve watched a lot of wrestling and knew what was going on, but how many new fans are going to be watching this for the first time and just got totally lost? It’s not a great idea to come charging out of the gate like that and this wasn’t exactly a great match either. What we saw was fine, but it came and went with no one other than Crater getting to stand out, and that was just because of his look. Really rocky start and hopefully it gets better.

Post match, Bennett says that since Rampage beat the count, tonight’s main event is a three way for the title.

Don’t try this at home.

Will Ospreay vs. British Bulldog Jr.

This could be rather interesting. Hopefully commentary explains why the guy with BRITISH in his name who comes out to Rule Britania has a Canadian flag on his trunks. Ospreay wastes no time in flipping around into a dropkick but it’s too early for the big dive. Instead he backflips into the pose, allowing Bulldog to hit a dropkick of his own. Thankfully Bennett mentions Bulldog being half Canadian as Bulldog hits a slam and the delayed vertical suplex (required).

Ospreay slips out of a Brock Lock and kicks Bulldog down as we go to our fourth replay in less than three minutes. A springboard….something (the camera changed angels as he made contact) gives Ospreay two and a standing corkscrew moonsault gets the same. Shane: “Eat your heart out Harry Potter. Will Ospreay is a wizard.” The deadlift German suplex plants Ospreay, who seems to be favoring his knee. Bulldog clotheslines him for two as the replays and camera cuts continue.

A C4 gives Ospreay the same and he reverses the running powerslam into a dragon suplex. The spinning kick to the head gives Ospreay two as the rapid camera cuts continue. Ospreay’s shooting star (cut) hits feet (cut to crowd) and he bounces backwards (cut), allowing Bulldog to suplex him for another near fall. A Batista Bomb gets two more but Ospreay slips out of a superplex to hit the Cheeky Nandos kick. Ospreay loads up the springboard Oscutter but gets caught in a super powerslam (cool) for the pin at 7:50.

Rating: C+. Well, it was better than the opener, but a lot of that is going to be due to having two very talented guys in there and allowing them to do some stuff. Ospreay is the kind of guy who is going to be able to get cheered all day and British Bulldog Jr. is a layup on a show like this. Or any show actually as he’s rather good. The cutting is REALLY annoying though as it’s every ten seconds at most. Slow things down a bit.

There’s going to be a Tag Team Title tournament but Kip Sabian and Iestyn Rees don’t want to hear about the rest of the teams. When you’re as good as they are, you’re the only team.

Tag Team Title Tournament First Round: Martin Kirby/Joe Hendry vs. Iestyn Rees/Kip Sabian

The fans REALLY likes Hendry, or at least they’ve been coached about how to wave their arms to his music. Shane sums up Rees and Sabian as the bully and the big mouth. That’s not exactly an in-depth analysis, but it’s a description that tells you something about these guys and that’s a step in the right direction. Hendry wrestles Sabian down to start and it’s Kirby coming in to work on the arm.

Sabian runs him over a few times and keeps posing but gets taken down by a headscissors. A little cheating from Rees (which Barrett calls skullduggery, because he’s awesome) allows Sabian to score with a springboard dropkick on Hendry. We hit the double arm crank and Hendry gets driven into the corner to keep him in trouble. Hendry’s rollup gets two but the kickout sends him into Kirby, who lands on a cameraman.

A side slam into a slingshot legdrop gets two on Hendry but he gets his knees up to avoid a splash. That’s enough for the tag….or at least it would be if Kirby didn’t walk out on Hendry. Just to show off a bit, Hendry, who isn’t a big guy, gives them both a fall away slam at the same time and it’s an ankle lock to Sabian. Rees breaks it up with a missile dropkick, followed by a powerbomb/top rope clothesline for the pin on Hendry at 7:43.

Rating: C-. Sabian and Reese are a nice heel team and Hendry has more charisma than he knows what to do with, which is a good sign as he now has a built in feud with Kirby. This was a good way to showcase everyone involved, save for maybe Kirby who didn’t really do much here. It’s not a bad match or anything, but it’s more about setting stuff up for the future and that’s fine.

World of Sport Title: Rampage vs. Justin Sysum vs. Grado

One fall to a finish. Grado is defending and Bennett rants about him dancing his way to the ring. Rampage has Samuels and another guy named CJ Banks (had to look him up) with him. Sysum doesn’t have anyone with him but he does wear a cape. Rampage knocks the champ down to start but gets elbowed and punched to the floor. That allows Grado to sidestep a shoulder block, sending Sysum flat onto his face in a cute moment. Grado gyrates a bit and helps Sysum throw the rampaging Rampage over the top to keep it one on one.

Rampage and company pull Sysum to the floor so Grado cannonballs onto them off the apron for a big crash. With Sysum on the floor, Rampage slams Grado for two but here’s Sysum again with a top rope clothesline. Grado kicks him down and adds a cannonball in the corner, followed by a cutter to Rampage. Sysum makes the save and hits a 450 for two more on Grado but Rampage breaks it up. Rampage throws Sysum to the floor and hits an implant DDT on Grado for the pin and the title at 5:22.

Rating: D+. It wouldn’t make sense if we didn’t have another fast match which had some flashes of interesting stuff sprinkled in. The wrestling was ok with Sysum looking good, but the best thing here was getting title off of a comedy guy and onto someone who can be a fine heel champion. Just more rushed stuff here and I didn’t have any kind of connection to anyone involved.

Next week: a ladder match and the first Women’s Champion. That’s kind of a lot for the second week of a series.

Overall Rating: D. I feel like I’ve just watched a three hour show but it was crammed into 45 minutes. There was WAY too much going on here and no time was spent introducing anyone (I only know Grado because of TNA). This was a REALLY bad idea for a first episode, though there are some good things here and there.

You had the good second match, some names who were able to look good while given the chance, and the title change to end the show. The problem is I had to stop and think about those things because none of them were allowed to have the time to develop or sink in. That’s where we get to the biggest problem.

Again though, the problem was presenting this as the debut. They moved in and out so fast and really expected the fans to know who these people were or not care enough about them. I learned something about Grado, Sabian and Rees. Other than that, everyone came and went so fast that I can barely remember their names, including the person who won the title in the main event. Sysum and Ospreay were impressive, but other than that no one’s in-ring work really stuck out.

It’s not a complete disaster, but it feels like no one working on this really knew what they were doing. I really hope this gets better because there is some good stuff here (the set, some of the talent) but the problems (STOP CUTTING THE CAMERA EVERY TWO SECONDS) heavily outweigh the positives.

 

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