With one of the best teams ever.

Terry Funk/Dory Funk Jr. vs. Brian Pillman/Bruce Hart

Date: December 15, 1995
Location: Stampede Corral, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Attendance: 4,600
Commentator: Ed Whalen

This is from the Stu Hart Tribute Show: Showdown at the Corral. Dory shoves Pillman around to start as commentary talks about Dory’s history as NWA Champion, including “turning into a heel” at the end of his reign. Some uppercuts rock Pillman and it’s off to Terry for the required left hands. Pillman is sent outside as as commentary yells at the Fukn’s rather large manager. Back in and a neckbreaker gives Terry two but Pillman chops away, giving us the awesome Terry stagger.

Everything breaks down for a bit and Pillman knocks Terry into the corner for the tag off to Bruce. Terry gets caught in the ropes and some elbows to the face bounce him back and forth. Back up and Terry gets in a low blow to put Pillman down, followed by a toss to the floor. Terry hits Pillman with the table (Whalen: “Terry Funk is a wing-a-ding dong!”) and it’s back to Dory for two off a butterfly suplex. Terry comes in for a double suplex for two on Pillman with Bruce having to make a save.

Dory hammers Pillman down into the corner and Terry comes back in to slap Pillman around (that sounds like an honor). They go outside and everything breaks down with a camera case being swung. Back in and the manager gets in a cheap shot from the floor, allowing Dory to hit an elbow for two. The choking goes on as Bruce goes to the floor to hammer on the manager. Terry finally gets caught using the wrist tape to choke and an exchange of headbutts gives Pillman a breather.

Pillman ducks a right hand and falls into the corner to bring Bruce (Mr. Explosion according to Whalen) as everything breaks down again. Terry is busted open and gets sent back inside so Pillman can rain down right hands in the corner. There’s a piledriver but Dory makes the fast save. Terry grabs a belly to back suplex though and they’re both down again. Bruce comes back in and suplexes Dory for two but Terry comes in with the chair for the DQ at 18:45.

Rating: C+. This got the time to make it work and you had some rather talented people involved. The Funks are going to be great no matter what they are doing or when they are doing it so there was no way that this wasn’t going to work. You know they are going to be on their game for something special like a tribute show and I could go for watching Pillman and the Funks every day.

The brawl continues post match with Bruce being busted open and the Funks being chased off. We see Terry in the back and he hits an official in the head with a chair, which is completely no sold in an unintentionally funny bit.

WCW All Nighter
Date: January 20, 1995
Hosts: Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, Gene Okerlund, Larry Zbyszko, Dusty Rhodes, Gordon Solie

WOW. So this was the greatest thing an old wrestling fan could have imagined at the time: a six hour marathon, counting down the Top Ten Clash Of Champions matches (to date at least), which aired one night as a one night only special. I remember this thing from when I was six years old but I never actually saw the ending as I believe my mom taped over it for some reason. I’m curious to see how this holds up, and to see how it ends. Let’s get to it.

Since this is over four and a half hours and the Hidden Gems part is the stuff in the middle, I’ll be copying and pasting the most recent versions I have of the actual matches. As usual, these are the full versions in case something is clipped.

Dig that awesome Clash highlight reel opening.

The hosts are in the Omni Hotel in Atlanta and it looks like a party, which is quite the different kind of feeling. The amount of Hogan merchandise on display is a bit nauseating.

#10. US Title: Steve Austin vs. Ricky Steamboat

From Clash #28. Ricky is challenging and wins the title if Austin gets disqualified. We see Hogan being loaded into the ambulance during the entrances. Ricky takes him down with an armdrag as Heenan gets confused by what the DQ rule being waived means. The match is ignored while a stage hand tells the announcers what happened to Hogan. Austin rolls through a cross body for two but Steamboat fires back with chops.

A pair of dropkicks have Austin in trouble and a powerslam gets two. We go split screen to see the ambulance driving towards the hospital. The Dragon hooks an armbar and gets a pair of twos off a rollup and sunset flip. Back to the armbar as we get a shot of Austin’s trunks with the words “Dragon Slayer” emblazoned on them. Austin sends him to the outside but Ricky pulls him down as well for a series of chops.

Back in and we get word that Sting has chartered a plane in Chicago to get to the show and replace Hogan if need be. A cameraman is knocked off the apron and Austin misses a charge into the post. Steamboat stays on the arm by grabbing the wrist, jumping from the apron to the ropes and dropping down to the floor, snapping the arm over the top rope. The Blacktop Bully is still yelling from the front row as Austin takes over with a kick to the side of the head.

A thumb to the eye has Steamboat in trouble and Austin stays on him with punches and chops. We hit the chinlock for a bit before both guys escape belly to back suplexes. Steamboat’s middle rope splash hits knees and Austin takes over again. A middle rope elbow (with a pair of middle fingers) gets two for Austin but Steamboat comes back with chops and breaks up a superplex attempt.

Austin knocks him off the middle rope and Steamboat lands on his tailbone, which would be the injury that would force him into retirement soon after this. He’s still able to fight up and crotch Austin on the top rope but Steve counters a superplex with a top rope front suplex. Ricky catches him with a fist to the ribs on the way down and you can see him grimace with each move.

Austin sidesteps the cross body and slaps Steamboat in the back of the head for fun. It fires Ricky up though and a series of double chops puts Austin down. An Arn Anderson spinebuster gets two on Steve and an electric chair drop gets the save. The fans are way into these near falls. They trade rollups for two each with Ricky getting two off a backslide. A hard clothesline stops Steamboat dead and Austin tries to throw him to the floor but Ricky skins the cat. In traditional Steamboat fashion, Austin tries a slam and Ricky counters with a small package for a pin and the title.

Tony talks about matches #9 and #8, the latter of which features Dustin Rhodes. Therefore, Dusty gets the chance to talk about how proud he is about Dustin….and something about the Dallas Cowboys.

#9. WCW World Title: Vader vs. British Bulldog

From Clash #24. Vader is defending and loses the title if he’s disqualified. The match starts after a break with Bulldog hammering Vader on the ramp. Vader doesn’t even have his mask on for this so you know he means business. The delayed vertical suplex drops Vader onto the ramp in a great power display. Bulldog clotheslines him over the top and back into the ring but Vader blocks a splash with raised knees.

The champion hammers away in the corner with the big heavy rights and lefts. They head outside again and Vader misses a splash against the barricade. You would think he would know better after wrestling Sting so many times. Vader gets crotched across the barricade and Bulldog is in full control. Back in and Bulldog lifts him into a fireman’s carry for a fall away slam and two. Vader comes back with a HARD clothesline to take over before dropping a huge elbow down onto the leg.

Bulldog gets caught in a fall away slam as well followed by a top rope splash….for one. Jesse is shocked but the fans don’t seem all that interested. Bulldog is whipped upside down in the corner and Vader drops another big splash. Vader hooks a chinlock before trying another fall away slam but getting countered into a crucifix for a close two. Bulldog fires off some right hands but avoids a running charge in the corner, sending Vader down to the mat.

The challenger stomps him down into the corner and Harley Race is begging for a disqualification. Vader gets a boot up and hits the Vader Bomb for two and the crowd is into this now. Bulldog catches Vader coming off the middle rope in a powerslam but the referee gets bumped and there’s no count. He lifts Vader up again but Race trips him up, allowing Vader to fall on top for the pin.

Gordon Solie shows us a clip from 1987 with long time losers the Mulkey Brothers accidentally beating some masked guys.

We’re getting a bonus match from Halloween Havoc 1994….as apparently we’re just skipping match #8, which was Dustin Rhodes vs. Vader from Clash #29. Eh here’s a bonus.

#8. Vader vs. Dustin Rhodes

From Clash #29. Dustin is a solid midcard guy and Vader is the #1 contender so this should be interesting. The feeling out process doesn’t last long as Vader shoves him into the corner and hits a hard shot to the chest before spitting at Rhodes. Dustin just charges at him and takes Vader down to hammer away. Vader covers up and Dustin rips his mask off before getting a VERY close two off a cross body. A clothesline puts Vader on the floor and another shot to the face knocks him up to the barricade. Dustin lays out Harley Race and waits for Vader inside.

Back inside and Dustin hammers Vader down in the corner before suplexing the big man like it’s nothing. Vader has had enough of being on defense and just runs Dustin over. He hammers away in the corner but Dustin avoids a splash and gets another close two off a rollup. Another body attack puts Rhodes down but he comes right back with a powerslam of all things. Vader tries to counter a sunset flip but Rhodes gets away and drives in more right hands. The referee gets a shot in the face so Vader throws Rhodes over the top and to the floor.

Vader brings him back in and runs Dustin over with a clothesline. Two Vader Bombs get two each and Vader is getting even more angry. The referee starts a ten count on Dustin but him getting close to his feet just makes Vader even madder. He goes to the middle rope but jumps into a powerslam to put both guys down. Rhodes nails a string of clotheslines and a Bionic Elbow before a top rope lariat gets two. A middle rope DDT gets another near fall on Vader and there’s the bulldog but Harley comes in for a distraction. Vader lays Dustin out and just ends him with a wheelbarrow slam for the pin.

And now the actual bonus match. From Halloween Havoc 1994.

WCW World Title: Ric Flair vs. Hulk Hogan

Hogan is defending in a cage with both careers on the line and Mr. T. as guest referee. Sherri and Jimmy Hart are here as well and Flair is in the awesome black and white robe (always my favorite). Flair is in red trunks, which almost guarantees a big loss (one of those things that I read once and can never unnotice it). Hogan starts fast by sending him into the corner, followed by the ten right hands. He even goes up top for some choking, which is enough for T. to yell at him.

The chop has no effect and Flair is sent into the cage a few times. Flair gets smart by going after the bad knee and we cut to Sting, with the reflection of the match being seen in his sunglasses for a cool shot. Hogan gets sent into the cage and there’s a knee drop to the head. Back up and Hogan sends him into the cage three times in a row, only to have T. yell at Hogan again.

Flair uses the breather to hit a top rope ax handle as Heenan loses it even more. A chop off goes to Hogan and they wind up on the top rope with Hogan choking on the cage some more. Flair goes to the knee again and chops away….with Hogan not having any of it. Hogan rakes the face over the cage and gets two off a belly to back suplex. It’s back to the top with Flair going into the cage again but he grabs a quick shinbreaker. Heenan: “OH BABY! Are we going to school???”

Flair starts in with his usual assortment of knee work as Heenan gets more and more excited. The Figure Four goes on in the middle of the ring (Heenan: “COUNT HIS SHOULDERS D*** IT!!!”) so Hogan gets fired up (not Hulking up just yet). The hold is turned over for the break but T. gets bumped. Flair hits a belly to back suplex and pulls T. over but there’s still no count.

Jimmy pulls Sherri off the cage (getting her skirt off in the process) so she sends him into the steps. Sting pulls Sherri down as well but here’s the masked man from underneath the ring to beat Sting up with a pipe. Sherri comes off the top of the cage with an ax handle to Hogan (that was a wild woman), who doesn’t seem to mind. Flair gets in a shot to the knee and Sherri handcuffs T. to the ropes.

With the Masked Man on the side of the cage, Hogan is rammed into the pipe and suplexed again. NOW it’s time to Hulk Up and it’s a double clothesline to Flair and Sherri. Hogan clotheslines both of them again as Sting, Hart and the Masked Man are all gone. A big boot puts Sherri down (!) and Hogan does the real Hulk Up (he didn’t really need it here), setting up the big boot to Flair. Heenan: “NOT THE LEG!!!” Hogan pulls Flair over towards T., drops the leg and retains at 19:25 to send Heenan into tears.

Rating: B+. I was expecting more of the same old Hogan/Flair stuff but they hit another level at the end there and it was rocking in the last five minutes or so. Hogan was trying hard here and it was one of the best matches I’ve seen him have in years. What matters is it felt big and that’s what they were going for. I liked this WAY better than I was expecting to and that’s always a nice feeling.

Post match Ali gets to hand Hogan the title before Hogan gets back inside for the celebration. Cue the Masked Man but Hogan catches the pipe shot and hammers away. Heenan thinks it’s Arn Anderson but it’s…..the Big Brother and the fans actually go silent. Brother begs off as Hogan is shocked, allowing Kevin Sullivan and the former Earthquake (I believe making his debut) comes in to beat Hogan down. Heenan dubs Brother the Butcher as Earthquake hits the Earthquake. Cue Sting for the save to chase everyone off.

If this had been ANYONE but Beefcake, they would have been set as this was a very hot angle to end the show. The fans were into it and Hogan sold it as well as I’ve seen him sell anything not involving Andre. Having Sting under the mask would have made it one of the best angles WCW had done in the pre-Nitro days but as it was, it was just rather good, especially after a pretty awesome main event.

The hosts are happy because Tony has ordered pizza. Now we’re moving on to #6, as I guess COUNTING isn’t WCW’s strong suit either. No other match is mentioned

#6. Brian Pillman vs. Steve Austin

From Clash #25. Colonel Parker got in Austin’s ear and split up the Blonds to set this up. Both guys still have their Hollywood Blond trunks. Brian is already in the ring and jumps Austin to start but both guys are quickly on the floor. Parker’s distraction lets Austin take over with a clothesline but Pillman sends him into the barricade to put Austin down. Back inside and Brian throws chops in the corner before taking Austin down with a headscissors. They head onto the ramp with Austin taking a backdrop but being able to block a top rope splash by raising a boot.

Pillman is thrown off the ramp and face first into the barricade. Austin puts him down on the floor again but Pillman comes back in with a slingshot cross body for two. Steve is almost in trouble but lifts Pillman up in a near gorilla press and drops him throat first across the ropes. Pillman hits a chop hard enough to drop Austin to the mat but Steve comes right back with a half crab. Back up and Brian comes out of the corner with a middle rope elbow to the jaw.

Both guys slowly get to their feet and Austin goes up, only to get crotched down onto the ropes. Austin is still able to block a superplex but his top rope cross body is dropkicked out of the air for two. Brian’s slingshot clothesline is caught in a powerslam for two. Steve counters a crucifix with a fall away slam but misses his top rope splash. Pillman slips over the top rope to avoid the Stun Gun but Parker breaks up Air Pillman to send Brian face first into the mat, giving Austin the pin.

Larry isn’t happy with the next pick, though the reveal is one of my all time favorites (though it’s omitted her because WCW).

#5. World Tag Team Titles: Enforcers vs. Dustin Rhodes/???

From Clash #17. Anderson and Zbyszko are defending. Dustin comes out with Barry but Windham is in street clothes. Barry says he can’t wrestle tonight (that was announced earlier) but introduces the partner. The partner comes out in a black robe and a huge dragon mask over his face. Dustin goes over and pulls the mask off to reveal……RICKY STEAMBOAT. The Enforcers go insane and refuse to hand the belts over to the referee. Anderson to Zbyszko: “HE’S JUST A MAN!”

Steamboat and Anderson get things going but everything quickly breaks down with all four guys heading outside. Zbyzsko is sent into the barricade and the Enforcers go back inside, only to be dropkicked right back to the floor as the challengers stand tall. Things settle down with Ricky grabbing a headlock before dragging it over to the corner for a tag to Rhodes. The challengers start some fast tagging to work on Larry’s arm with Dustin cranking on an armbar.

Arn finally fights back and takes Rhodes into the corner and stomping away to take over. Dustin charges into a knee in the corner and Arn is actually able to hit his top rope forearm to the back (which usually has as good of a track record as Flair coming off the top). Rhodes gets a boot up in the corner and drops Anderson to the floor with an elbow to the head. Back in and it’s off to Larry who talks a lot of trash and wants the Dragon.

Steamboat is just fine with that and scores with some martial arts but Larry slaps him in the face and gets Ricky to chase him around. The chase allows the Enforcers to catch Steamboat coming in with some double teaming and the champions take over. Ricky fights back with some chops to Anderson but Larry comes in to break up a sunset flip. The champions cheat on an abdominal stretch before dropping Steamboat with a belly to back suplex for two.

Anderson ducks his head for a backdrop but gets planted into the mat but Larry prevents a hot tag attempt. Steamboat can’t slam him due to the work on his back so Anderson slaps on a bearhug. He takes Ricky down to the mat with the hold for some two counts but Steamboat counters with a bodyscissors. Anderson switches up to a Boston crab and keeps walking it over to his corner. Larry does the same and Steamboat slaps the mat but we’re a few years away from that meaning anything in wrestling.

Rhodes gets the tag but the referee is with Anderson to further fire up the crowd. Steamboat comes back with an atomic drop to Arn and they ram heads to put both guys down. Ricky finally crawls over and makes the tag to Dustin and blow the roof off the place. Dustin cleans house with slams all around and a bulldog to Anderson. Rhodes gets knocked into the corner but Steamboat tags himself in and hits the high cross body for the pin and the titles.

Rating: A. Great old school style tag team match here with the Enforcers cutting the ring off and using classic tag team strategy. They did all the tag team spots that have worked for years and they worked here too. Dustin was getting better every single day around this time and putting him in there with Ricky Steamboat was going to make him even stronger.

Larry, Gordon and Gene have wandered off. We go back to 1989 when Ricky Steamboat returned as Mr. X to pin Ric Flair in a tag match, setting off their legendary series.

Another bonus match: from Main Event, July 24, 1994.

Ric Flair vs. Ricky Steamboat

As Tony put it, we have seen their match from Clash #6 so many times that we might as well try something else. Flair lost the World Title to Hulk Hogan a week earlier and has Sherri in his corner. Steamboat takes him down early and immediately complains about a hair pull, as you probably saw coming. They go with the wrestling and take it to the mat as commentary compares Hogan and Flair.

A Sherri distraction lets Flair toss Steamboat over the top so Steamboat goes to yell at her, allowing Flair to get in a knee from behind. Flair hits him in the face a few times and chokes on the apron but Steamboat is back up for the chop off. Steamboat chops away and Flair Flops, setting up a big chop over the top to the floor. There’s the backdrop into a dropkick but Flair grabs a rollup with feet on the ropes for a few near falls.

Back up and Steamboat gets in a gorilla press, setting up a chop to the floor and another Flair Flop. Flair hides behind Sherri but gets chopped anyway, only to knock Steamboat out of the air. The referee gets bumped and Steamboat grabs an O’Connor roll, with Sherri getting knocked off the apron. Steamboat slams him off the top and grabs the Figure Four but Sherri comes in. That earns her an atomic drop to the floor (with a great bump) but Steve Austin runs in to jump Steamboat for the DQ.

Rating: B. These two have some all time chemistry so it isn’t like they could do anything but great. This was just playing the hits and it was still a match worth seeing, because that is the kind of thing that you can just do. Very good stuff here and the ending was fine as you want to keep both of them strong. Nice job.

Bobby Eaton and Brad Armstrong of all people come in for the save as Austin and Flair run.

David Crockett joins the hosts and reminisces a bit, sending us to some Four Horsemen interviews from 1986. It turns out that they have a lot of titles and know how to talk like the best of them. Flair losing his mind over anyone, Nikita Koloff in this case, is always worth seeing.

Again, because of counting, we’re skipping #4 and moving on to #3. Dusty is excited about this one because he gets to beat up the Horsemen. Somehow Heenan has managed to get some Hogan merchandise censored, which is a rather Heenan thing to do.

#3. World Tag Team Titles: Sting/Dusty Rhodes vs. Arn Anderson/Tully Blanchard

Sting and Rhodes are challenging of course and Dusty is nearing the end of his run with the promotion. Sting starts with Anderson and counters the wristlock in the same way he did to Flair at the first Clash. Arn bails to the floor for a breather and the fans are WAY into Sting here. Back in and Anderson throws Sting to the floor, only to miss a charge into the post. Sting wraps Arn’s arm around the post and cranks on it back inside for good measure.

The champions tag to bring in Tully but Sting slams him down twice in a row and tags in Dusty to an even bigger ovation from the crowd. Rhodes cleans house with punches to the face and Blanchard is in trouble in the corner. A big elbow to the head puts him down and Dusty puts on his pretty bad looking Figure Four. The hold is short lived though as a JJ Dillon distraction lets Anderson make the save and send Dusty to the floor.

Sting immediately comes over for the save and Dusty gets back inside, only to take a beating from Tully. Rhodes scores with a shoulder block and a dropkick without much air under it. Back to Sting to take over with a Stinger Splash to Blanchard but Anderson breaks up the Deathlock attempt. The Horsemen drop Sting onto the barricade to stop his momentum and Anderson drives an elbow into his back for two.

A middle rope splash hits Sting’s knees but more Horsemen double teaming stops the hot tag to Rhodes. Tully can’t get a sunset flip but Arn clotheslines Sting down to the mat for two. Blanchard sends Sting back to the floor and Anderson gets in a quick DDT on the concrete to knock Sting out cold. Dillon throws Sting back in but the referee is with Dusty, allowing Sting to kick out at two.

A backslide gets the same on Arn but he’s able to tag out while still being counted. It’s amazing how efficient the Horsemen were at teaming and that’s a great example of their skill. Sting catches Tully in a hot shot and now Dusty comes in off the tag. The fans suddenly believe the championships are in trouble and everything breaks down. The referee gets bumped and Barry Windham and Ric Flair run in for the disqualification.

Barry puts Rhodes in the Claw to knock him out and Sting is beaten down three on one.

The pizza guy arrives and explains the idea of pepperoni and sausage. Heenan is asleep and we get a bonus match from Starrcade 1989.

Steiner Brothers vs. Road Warriors

This is the ONLY meeting (that mattered) between two of the biggest tag teams of all time. Why it was wasted on a show like this in an inconsequential tag match is beyond me. These teams are friends at this point. Scott and Hawk get things going with Cornette considering this a battle of idiots. Ross says the fans are in awe as an excuse for them being bored so far. Both guys get big boots to the face in succession so it’s off to Rick for a chance at Hawk.

Hawk hits a BIG clothesline to take Rick down for two before Animal comes in for a double back elbow. Rick comes back with a Steiner Line to stagger Animal and we’re at a standoff. Animal tries a bearhug but gets caught in a belly to belly suplex for no cover. Back to Scott to meet Hawk with the bird enthusiast gorilla pressing him down to the mat with ease. Rick has to make the save this time and Hawk is annoyed at his actions. Animal comes back in and gets caught in a few belly to belly suplexes. This is pure power the entire way so far.

Animal comes out of the corner with a hard clothesline so Hawk comes in for an over the shoulder kneeling backbreaker. A release tilt-a-whirl slam gets two on Scott but he comes back with what was supposed to be a middle rope suplex. Instead it was more like Hawk fell flat on Scott’s chest and was driven face first into the mat. Back to Animal for a bearhug on Scott followed by a BIG powerslam from Hawk. Everything breaks down and Animal picks up Scott for a belly to back suplex with Hawk adding a top rope clothesline. Animal bridges Scott back but Scott raises his arm to get the pin as Animal’s shoulders were down.

Gene knows that everyone is talking about WCW, including in Troy, New York. Let’s go there for #2 and an all time classic.

#2. Ric Flair vs. Terry Funk

The only way to win is to make the other man say he quits. Funk offers Flair a chance to leave right now but Ric is ready to go. A quick chop sends Terry out to the floor and Ric is right out after him with more chops before heading back inside. Back in and they just start choking each other with Funk getting the better of it. A headbutt knocks Flair down onto the apron and they head to the aisle where Funk hammers away even more.

Terry asks Flair if he quits so Flair takes the skin off Funk’s chest with a chop. Back in and Terry pounds away at Flair’s head and asks him again to no avail. A swinging neckbreaker drops Flair but he grabs Terry’s throat and chops away. They head outside again with Ric in control and shoving Gary Hart out of the way. Inside again and Flair demands that Funk quit but he has to watch out for Hart, allowing Funk to get in a cheap shot.

Funk yells at Flair about the broken neck before nailing him with the piledriver. Flair still refuses to quit so Funk piledrives him on the floor as well. Ric won’t quit yet and Funk is getting frustrated. He throws Flair back through the ropes and sets up a table, only to have Flair ram him face first into the wood to change momentum. Flair gives up on the wrestling and just dives on Funk before throwing him across the table. Terry gets dropped throat first across the barricade and Ric is starting to take his time.

Back inside and Ric starts in on the leg as only he can but makes sure to throw in some chops for good measure. A suplex puts Terry down but he goes to the eyes to prevent the Figure Four. Flair suplexes him over the top and down onto the apron before finally getting the Figure Four. Funk screams never before finally quitting to end the feud.

Terry shakes Flair’s hand like he promised he would and Flair accepts it. Gary Hart is livid and lays out Funk with a cheap shot so here are Great Muta and Dragonmaster (another Hart guy) until Sting comes in for the save. Luger runs in to lay out Sting, setting up the Iron Man tournament at Starrcade. He breaks Sting and Flair’s trophies for good measure.

Back in 1985, Dusty Rhodes brought in a gorilla (or someone in a gorilla suit) to deal with the Russians. Dusty’s promo about going to Kenya to find the gorilla is great and Tony can barely hold it together. We see Dusty bringing in the gorilla and he has named it Baby Doll #2. Then he brought it back the next week and fed it a banana. Since tomorrow is Mother’s Day, he has brought in the gorilla’s mama (it has a hat and a purse).

Tony and Gene mess with the sleeping Heenan before sending us to another bonus match. From SuperBrawl II (I apologize for the quality as this is really old).

WCW World Title: Lex Luger vs. Sting

Luger is defending and this was just a formality at this point as Luger was ready to go elsewhere and Sting was ready to be the guy. Also, there was this guy named Vader that had just started working full time. With Luger gone, Sting needed someone to feud with, so he got the biggest feud of his career. Sting doesn’t even have music here which is rather odd. This is Luger’s first match in about two months other than a match that was taped and won’t air until next month at the Japan show.

They have the staredown which is awesome if nothing else. They stand there and stare at each other for about a minute or so. I wonder what they’re talking about. FREAKING DO SOMETHING! Hey a minute and a half in we get a shove and then more talking! There’s a second shove at two minutes! Ooo a lockup. Ok there’s building tension and then there’s STUPIDITY.

Sting hits the Splash and of course Luger no sells it because Luger doesn’t care about making Sting look credible or anything stupid like that. To be fair though, did he really need to? Just because he can, Sting puts Luger in the rack. I don’t think anyone ever did that to him so that was kind of cool. They point out that Sting’s cardio is far better and he almost gets the Scorpion but not quite. Luger takes over and they try to cover up his completely not caring at all by saying he’s arrogant.

In reality it was that he was just walking through the match without the slightest bit of effort at all. You know, because being world champion in WCW is nowhere near as great as being a midcard joke in the WWF. It turned out he got out at the right time though as Watts took over and ran the company into the ground.

They eventually can’t cover it up anymore and say how odd it is that he’s just walking around with his hands on his hips. Luger hits his finishing move, the Piledriver, and Sting kicks out to seal how awesome he is. It gets NO pop though as Luger has managed to kill one of the best crowds in company history.

Sting begins his comeback with that odd striking style that he had. Seriously, do you remember anyone having the method of striking that Sting did? Watch one of his matches and notice how he hits and kicks. It’s just different looking and I don’t remember anyone else ever did it that way. We hit the floor and Luger continues to move very slowly. Coming back in, Sting hits a crossbody to get the pin and the title and a great pop.

Tony and David throw us back to 1985, where Ric Flair gave Magnum TA a new suit. Well first we need to see the end of Starrcade 1984 with Flair beating Dusty Rhodes and then beating up Magnum in May 1985. Now Flair has a suit for Magnum so he can look like the World Champion, because he’ll never BE World Champion. Flair runs to the ring and we have a match.

Ric Flair vs. George South

Non-title and Flair snapmares him down, only to get backdropped out of the corner. Flair backs into the corner but pulls South in and hammers away. They head outside with Flair hammering away even more and a butterfly suplex connects back inside. An elbow gets two and it’s time to crank on both arms. Cue Magnum TA to look at the suit as Flair slaps on an abdominal stretch. The Figure Four is good for the fast submission.

Rating: C. Just a squash here but the important stuff is coming in a few seconds. South is an interesting case as Flair was sure he could have a heck of a match with him if given the chance but it never came to pass outside of some quick TV matches like this. Magnum felt like a star though and the showdown seemed imminent.

Post match Magnum takes the suit into the ring and rips it up. Ric charges into the belly to belly and is left laying.

Gene has turned Heenan into a weasel and it’s time for the grand finale. There was only one option for this and you should know what it is.

#1. NWA World Title: Sting vs. Ric Flair

Flair is defending and this is Sting’s first big match in the main event. Ric is the leader of the Horsemen and has JJ Dillon with him, though JJ will be locked in a small cage above the ring. The much stronger Sting takes the champion into the corner to start as Hervey is flirting with Mullen at ringside. Flair grabs a wristlock on Sting but he easily nips up to scare Ric back to the ropes. Sting fights out of a top wristlock and Ric bails again.

Ric gets nowhere on a test of strength and chops get him just as far before Sting dropkicks him out to the floor. Back in and Flair tries a headlock but Sting reverses into an armbar as they’re still feeling each other out. Ric gets free and runs the ropes but Sting leapfrogs him twice and gorilla presses the champion down. A headlock takeover puts Flair down again as it’s been all Sting in the first five minutes.

Flair fights up again but gets put right back into the same headlock. They’re clearly taking their time here due to the longer time limit and to conserve energy. The champion gets to his feet for a third time and tries chops in the corner but Sting punches him in the face and hiptosses Flair down. Sting seemed to get poked in the eye so Flair throws him to the floor, only to run right back inside and hammer away in the corner even more.

Back to the headlock and we hit the ten minute mark. Ric gets up and hits a chop that actually takes something out of Sting. It takes so much out that the next gorilla press only lasts for about five seconds. Off to another gorilla press on the champion and Sting actually takes him to the mat for a few two counts. Sting lets him up and tries the Stinger Splash in the corner but only hits the buckles, giving Flair his first opening.

Sting tries to come back with more right hands in the corner but gets countered into an atomic drop to put him on the mat for the first time. Flair takes him to the floor and whips Sting into the barricade before chopping and clotheslining him down in the ring. Some knee drops get a two count on the challenger and Flair throws him back to the floor where referee Tommy Young has to take a chair away from the champion. Sting is sent into the barricade again and the fans are getting scared.

Back in and Sting starts feeling the energy, making him impervious to the chops before hitting a hard right hand to send Flair over the top. Sting misses a charge into the post and injures his arm to really give Flair a chance. Ric takes over back inside and now the wristlock works far better. Well at least it does for a few seconds until Sting nips up again and takes Flair into the corner for more right hands. A clothesline gets two on the champion and a suplex looks to set up Sting’s Scorpion Deathlock but Flair is in the ropes at the twenty five minute mark.

Sting is getting winded now but the chops fire him up yet again and a right hand gets two. Ric is barely hanging on and he collapses down, sending Sting flying over the top on a missed charge. He’s still on his feet first and back on the apron but Ric snaps his neck across the top rope. Sting pops up AGAIN and hits a top rope cross body for two. It’s back to the headlock but Ric picks him up and hits a knee crusher out of nowhere to go for his primary target. Flair sends him to the floor and this time Sting isn’t popping back to his feet.

Back in again and Flair goes for the leg even more, picking it apart like the master he is. A belly to back suplex sets up the Figure Four as we’ve got fifteen minutes left in the time limit. Sting is in big trouble with Flair pulling on the ropes for extra leverage. After several minutes in the hold, Sting is finally able to turn it over and send Flair into the ropes. Flair is up first and tries to suplex Sting to the floor but referee Tommy Young won’t let it happen, allowing Sting to suplex Flair back in.

A quick splash hits Flair’s knees but Sting is able to come back with an abdominal stretch. Flair hiptosses out with ten minutes left but misses an elbow drop. Ric goes up top but as you can guess if you’re a Flair fan, Sting is able to slam him down for another near fall. Sting crotches him against the post and puts Flair in the Figure Four for a change of pace. Ric screams for mercy but FINALLY makes the rope as the crowd’s hopes are dashed again. Sting pounds in more right hands and hooks another hiptoss as he’s on pure adrenaline.

More stomping on Flair’s leg has the champion reeling so he tries to get himself disqualified, only to have the referee shove him down. Sting sends Flair over the corner and onto the judges’ table as JR goes nuts again. We’ve got five minutes to go as Sting blocks a sunset flip and hammers at Flair’s head. Four minutes to go. A big clothesline gets two as Flair gets his foot on the ropes for the break. The Stinger Splash totally misses and Sting crashes to the floor in a heap. Three minutes to go and Sting is back inside.

We go to the judges’ scorecards and only three are shown. The first two are split, leaving it up to Sandy Scott. Sandy gives it to…..no one as it’s a draw, meaning Flair keeps the belt.

Tony and Gene laugh at Heenan for being painted like a weasel and he has no idea what is going on. Tony signs us off.

Overall Rating: A. It’s kind of sad that WCW is only remembered for the later years of the company because they had some outstanding stuff going on in their earlier years. That was on display here in an awesome mostly complete countdown (seriously, how do you mess up a COUNTDOWN) and all kinds of classic matches. I liked them throwing in some bonuses as well, as you have to fill out that six hours somehow. It was also very nice to see the announcers in a much more laid back environment and just having a good time. I really liked this thing and it’s a good example of WCW doing something right.

It works for a reason.

Raw World Title: Randy Orton vs. HHH
Date: April 13, 2008
Location: Motorpoint Arena, Nottingham, England

Orton is defending and this is from a Raw house show about two weeks after Wrestlemania XXIV. HHH gets a monster pop and it makes sense that he would come out second. It’s another handheld camera match, which is still weird to see in WWE. Orton drives him into the corner to start and we actually get a clean break. The dueling chants are on too as this is a red hot crowd. HHH runs Orton over and tells someone in the crowd to suck it before hitting a clothesline. The armbar goes on but Orton fights up and hammers away in the corner.

That just earns him a shoulder into the post and then HHH does it again for a bonus. We’re clipped to HHH working on an armbar and throwing a charging Orton over the top. HHH gives chase but Orton catches him with a boot to the face on the way back in. The hanging DDT gives Orton two and he punches HHH around the ring in a nice visual. The camera shoots the ceiling for a bit and comes back to Orton getting two and HHH holding his ribs. Orton starts the circle stomp but misses a knee drop to give HHH a breather.

The camera goes nuts again and we come back to a rather aggressive chinlock. HHH fights up and is dropkicked right back down, meaning the knee drop can connects this time. We go to the chinlock again but HHH gets in a shot to escape. Orton is up first and tries the RKO but HHH shoves him off. Since this is wrestling, that means they’re back to even and HHH makes the comeback. The facebuster gets two and they head outside with HHH whipping him into the barricade.

Back in and the Pedigree is broken up and the referee gets bumped. Now the RKO connects but Orton can’t follow up. A very delayed cover gets two and the fans are VERY happy with the kickout. The Punt is countered into a spinebuster so Orton rolls outside….where he grabs the belt for the DQ shot at 17:55 shown.

Rating: C+. The chinlock in the middle hurt things a bit but this was one of the better HHH vs. Orton matches that I’ve seen in a long time. They were moving out there and the crowd was digging the whole thing. You don’t get to see that very often and the ending was fine enough as a way to keep them both strong. Good match here and I’m rather surprised by that one.

Post match HHH is right back up with a belt shot of his own, plus a Pedigree.

I guess this will do if you’re in for a dream match for the NWA World Title.

NWA World Title: Harley Race vs. Jack Brisco
Date: August 12, 1978
Location: Bayfront Center, St. Petersburg, Florida

Well if you insist. Race is defending and this is from Championship Wrestling From Florida. We’re going to have a lot of clipping here and don’t actually hear the opening bell. Race bails into the corner but Brisco hammers away and throws him over the top, which is usually a DQ in the NWA but doesn’t seem to be the case here. The ring announcer reminds us that this is No DQ so there’s your answer.

Back in and Race hits a headbutt to set up a front facelock to slow things down. We’re clipped to Brisco fighting up but Race drives him down again. We’re clipped again to Race still working on the same hold and even hanging on as Brisco grabs a fireman’s carry. The camera stays on the referee for some reason until Brisco punches the leg to escape.

Race is down and we’re clipped to Brisco yelling at the referee and hammering away at Race in the corner. The Figure Four goes on and we get the four minute call (it’s a 60 minute time limit and we’ve barely seen six minutes so that is some serious clipping) but Race turns it over. Brisco turns over (with Race still facing down) and kicks him in the ribs with three minutes left.

A belly to back suplex drops Race for a second, followed by a collision for a double knockdown (with Race doing the slow motion fall). Race goes up top with two minutes left but gets slammed down. Brisco hits a dropkick and grabs the Figure Four with a minute left but Race is in the ropes in a hurry. A backbreaker gives Brisco two and he grabs a rollup as time expires at about 10:00 shown of 60:00. Way too much clipping to rate but there is a reason that these people are as revered as they are. You could see the great match in there and the ending had some drama. Watch as much of these two as you can find.

It was a special event (and a good one too).

From January 31, 2001 in Ohio Valley Wrestling.

Jim Ross brings out Steve Austin, fresh off winning the Royal Rumble, for a chat. The place (the Louisville Gardens as this is a special show) goes coconuts of course and Austin hits all four buckles as only he can. JR thinks Austin is going to beat whoever is the WWF Champion at Wrestlemania and Austin talks about the Mexican food he has been having today. Austin wants to know if the fans are ready to see him at Wrestlemania and that would be an affirmative.

Beer is consumed and Austin badmouths Vince McMahon a bit. Cue Kenny Bolin and Rico Constantino (his ace) with Austin telling them to get out. Rico gets in Austin’s face and Austin isn’t impressed. Rico says he’s coming to the WWF to go after Austin because he’s a role model here in Louisville. Austin thinks that’s a threat and goes to have more beer but Rico says “don’t you turn your back on me son.” Stunning and drinking ensue. I still want to see what Rico could have done with a serious gimmick.

I love little surprises like this one.

Starla Sexton vs. Malia Hosaka
Date: December 21 , 1998
Location: Universal Studios Florida, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Lee Marshall, Mike Tenay

This is from WCW Worldwide, which is about as low as it got on the WCW ladder (though it ran uninterrupted from 1975 until 2001 and was the final WCW show to ever air). Sexton is better known as Molly Holly and has barely been wrestling a year at this point. Hosaka gets the ever present standard Japanese music and apparently just had a kid a few months ago.

Sexton flips out of a top wristlock and slaps on a quickly broken armbar. Hosaka chokes with the knee and then the boot before stopping to kick at the leg. The legdrop between the legs (ala Jeff Hardy) lets Hosaka choke even more but she misses a crossbody. A gutwrench suplex gives Sexton one but she gets caught in a reverse DDT. Back up and Sexton grabs a quick victory roll for the fast pin at 4:36.

Rating: C. You could see the talent in both of them and my eyebrows popped up at the surprise finish. I would not have bet on Sexton pulling it off but it was so strange to see women having a normal, even good at times, match in WCW. You don’t see that very often and it worked well here. Not a great match, but compared to what women usually did in WCW, this was a masterpiece.

This is one of the best things ECW ever did.

From ECW, April 12, 1997.

This is another special one as we have Terry Funk’s lifetime achievement banquet. This one is rated TV-MA and has another disclaimer to make me wonder what is on here. Joey Styles opens things up at a podium, talking about how he is new in this business but the highlight of his career has been working with Terry Funk, even when Funk tried to kill him. Joey teases the idea of strangling Paul Heyman (next to him) with a plastic bag, which Heyman takes from Joey for a shot to the arm. Getting more serious, Joey talks about how important it is to see Terry wrestle and how much it means to him.

Next up is Sandman, who is already emotional about how he has always wanted to be a wrestler and idolized the northeastern wrestlers. Sandman thanks the people who founded and operate this company for giving him a chance to live his dream. Oh and his wife too. We move on to Barely Legal tomorrow night, which features a three way dance between Sandman, Stevie Richards and Funk himself. Sandman can’t believe how far Richards has come in such a short time and it will be an honor to face Funk. It was bizarre to hear Sandman talking all sane and such like this.

Richards is up next (with an unpainted Blue Meanie) and talks about how he showed up to the ECW Arena, willing to do absolutely anything. Now he is getting to wrestle Sandman and Terry Funk on pay per view in the same arena. Richards thanks Heyman and hugs Funk, saying may the best man win.

Blue Meanie is up next and says he isn’t used to talking in a normal voice. Meanie doesn’t have much to say other thank thank you Funk.

Someone who looks like Nova says football had Joe Montana, baseball had Babe Ruth and wrestling had Funk.

Joey introduces the Eliminators (Perry Saturn and John Kronus), with Saturn saying he isn’t the best talker. He remembers thinking wrestlers were superheroes and Funk paved the road they walked down. Saturn talks about meeting Funk for the first time and being amazed that Funk thought he was a good worker, to the point where he called everyone he knew.

Kronus loves Funk and that’s it.

Styles talks about a young up and coming wrestler who is only going to get better and better. Funk: “Thank you!” It’s actually Chris Candido, with Tammy Sytch, with Chris talking about being NWA Champion and being terrified to talk to Funk for half an hour. One night they went to Dennys but Funk had locked the keys in his trunk so he had to eat in his gear, which had him panicking. Dory Funk Jr. said that wasn’t true, which is an excuse for a bunch of (funny) Funk impressions. Candido loves Funk too.

Next up is Louie Spicolli, who thought no one could beat up Hulk Hogan until Terry Funk did it. Funk always puts in the work and now he’s doing moonsaults because he can do anything.

Joey brings up the Pitbulls, who are nice guys but scare the heck out of him. They can’t believe they are in the same locker room as Funk and are very thankful for Funk helping them so much.

Now we have an introduction Joey doesn’t want to do, as he brings up Bill Alfonso. Bill talks about being brought in to ECW in 1994 and how much he loved Funk as a kid and apparently they knew each other twenty years ago. Cool enough.

Joey talks about being scared of the next speaker, even if he is a terrifying man. That would be Taz, who talks about how everyone here is great but it’s all about Funk. Taz tells a story about his first match in the company and being stunned that Funk took him aside to critique his match that night. He hopes Terry is around for another 52 years (Would you bet against him?).

Joey introduces Francine, who is rather choked up about getting to be up here. She looks at Funk like a father and hopes he walks her down the aisle when she gets married.

Now we have Sabu, who presents Terry with a trophy and whispers something in his ear before sitting back down.

Next up is a referee whose name I couldn’t understand. Funk has praised him too and can’t believe he has had the honor to be in the same ring as Funk over the years. He talks about how Funk has done so many things for so many people and talks longer than most of the wrestlers.

Now we get a more obscure name with Barry Blaustein, who has made a documentary about ECW (and was regularly mentioned by Jesse Ventura back in the late 80s). It has been an honor to get to show the greatness of wrestling, which has included seeing Funk covered in blood. Funk said he was too old for wrestling that night but Barry knew that could never be true. Blaustein has worked on a lot of big movies but he has never been prouder of anything than this.

Now we have a female wrestling promoter whose name Joey kind of mumbles. She talks about meeting Terry at a commercial for Kodak in 1984 which had nothing to do with wrestling. Then she found out what he could do in wrestling and was amazed at how great he really was.

Joey talks about Tod Gordon (ECW founder) not knowing who he was when he was trying out. Joey: “Do you know who I am now Tod?” Gordon talks about how they needed a big star who could bring the hardcore when they started and there was only one option: Abdullah the Butcher. Funk didn’t think much of the first show they had but then things got better and that is because of what Funk did.

Joey talks about trying to work for WWF and WCW but only ECW called him back. That brings up the one person who called him back: Paul Heyman (oh boy). Paul talks about how emotional this is and thanks Gordon for giving him a job in 1993. He can’t believe how far they have come and goes into a promo about how extreme ECW is. New Jack, in a white suit and top hat, stands up after a mention from Heyman, who knows Jack had that hanging in his closet.

Heyman knows that everyone here put on a suit because they know Funk deserves the honor. New Jack (in the back of the room) says something the mic doesn’t pick up and we get the ECW chant. Heyman talks about doing photography for years in the early 80s and hearing about how he should just go straight up to Funk because he was such a great guy. That got him thrown out of the locker room and Heyman didn’t see Funk again until 1989.

They met again in Amarillo, Texas and Funk offered to take him for a ride the next morning. Funk drove crazy fast and Heyman was scared to death but he met Terry’s wife….who thought Heyman was hilarious (meaning more impressions). Then they went to a show with Funk vs. Eddie Gilbert as the main event. Heyman was taken to the ring where he was terrified (mainly because Ric Flair (WCW boss at the time) was going to kill him for some reason). Funk gave him some advice that night: if Missy Hyatt gets in your face, slap the f****** s*** out of her.

Then they had the match and Funk went off the apron and head first through a table. Gilbert thought Funk was dead and Heyman knew Flair was going to kill him. Heyman went over to check on Funk, who was fine enough that he cracked a joke to him (which is hard to understand but pops the room).

Then a few days later, Funk broke his tailbone a few days before the 1989 Great American Bash. For the first time, Heyman saw Funk crying because he was devastated. There was nothing that was going to stop Funk from going to the show and giving the fans what they paid to see. Then Funk wrestled 34 straight days on the road and Heyman was so in awe that he called his father to talk about how amazing Funk was.

Heyman prayed he could find one wrestler like Funk and now he has him in ECW. The criteria to work here is work ethic and the example for that has been set by Funk himself. Heyman talks about the wrestlers who have worked so hard here and they do it because Funk made them want to. The people who work behind the scenes do the same things and they do it because of the locker room.

That brings Heyman to Funk’s protege: Tommy Dreamer. Heyman praises Dreamer for everything he has done, without even being nervous about Barely Legal. Dreamer never gets shaken up but tonight has messed with him because he wants everything to be perfect for Funk. Everyone wants to make it special, like Taz, who has never mentioned his personal life but his wife is here with him because it is worth the honor to Funk. Having Funk in the locker room is like an audience with the Pope or the President because he means that much.

Heyman explains to the fans in attendance how much this means and they give Funk a standing ovation. ECW was ready for pay per view last year with November To Remember but they needed to do something special and someone to build around. They needed Terry Funk and now Heyman knows what can happen tomorrow and it is going to be a tribute to Funk.

Heyman introduces Tommy Dreamer (after stealing the show by being an AMAZING storyteller), who thanks a bunch of the wrestlers around here, capped off by finally thanking Funk himself. Dreamer talks about what a family ECW is and (of course) breaks into tears (Dreamer: “Yeah right I’m hardcore.”). He presents Funk with a plaque and a bunch of wrestlers come up to hug Funk.

It’s time for Funk himself to speak….and he needs to go to the bathroom….and he actually runs off so we get a lot of hugs between the speakers. New Jack gives Heyman an ECW ring as Funk is back. Funk thanks everyone for the plaque and talks about what it means to him. If he could present an award tonight, it would be the Against All Odds Award to Heyman and Gordon for making it so far.

Funk praises his wife, who the fans deem hardcore. He praises his wife for the hardcore matches they have had over the years and can’t wait to spend the rest of his life and eternity with her. Funk introduces his children and announces that he is done wrestling in the United States after this year. Even the people here don’t seem to believe him but Funk has a few more things to say.

Stevie Richards came into ECW with a couple of old bags but he never mentioned their names. Then we have the referees, who Funk knows are lying because they are referees. Funk talks about how the book of Genesis says Jacob met an angel and they didn’t play hockey or baseball. They wrestled each other, because it is something is always going to be around.

Funk talks about the people in the arena and in the ring who work so hard to make their mark. Wrestling is in his heart and there are people in ECW who have that passion too. Funk has his family come around him and the family applauds everyone for being here tonight and supporting ECW.

I’m not a big ECW guy but this was GREAT, as you could feel how much Funk meant to everyone here. Heyman’s stuff was outstanding and the story of Funk in Amarillo was awesome. I didn’t think Heyman was going to be topped and then Funk came in and blew the doors off of the place with one of the most powerful wrestling speeches you will ever here. This is worth seeing, though depending on your ECW taste, you might want to just watch Heyman and Funk.

This was a big one on the indy scene for its time.

GWF Light Heavyweight Title: Lightning Kid vs. Jerry Lynn
Date: January 6, 1992
Location: Sportatorium, Dallas, Texas
Commentators: Bruce Prichard, Greg Johnson

This is from the Global Wrestling Federation, a pretty low level/lame Texas promotion which did produce some names like these two, Ahmed Johnson and John Bradshaw Layfield. The Kid (better known as 1-2-3 Kid/X-Pac) is defending and this is 2/3 falls. There are also special rules here as you have to win via your designated finisher (Lightning Strike for Kid and sleeper for Lynn). It is also the feud that made both guys’ careers and they fought each other roughly 1427 times over the years.

Feeling out process to start with Lynn grabbing the wrist but Kid springboards out to grab a wristlock of his own. Lynn busts out his own springboard to escape and it’s time for a test of strength. The Kid gets sent outside for a breather, only to get taken down amateur style back inside.

Lynn even goes into referee’s position to offer some more amateur stuff but Kid wisely kicks him in the ribs. A headscissors puts Lynn outside and a top rope flip dive takes him down again. Back in and Lynn slaps on the sleeper for two arm drops…..and the three arm drops for the first fall at 6:44.

We take a break and come back with both guys fighting back up. Kid kicks away but gets backdropped to the floor and Lynn is right there with a baseball slide. A middle rope spinning springboard dive takes Kid down again but he is right back up with the Lightning Strike (which apparently is a Tombstone) for the second fall at 9:41 shown.

Back from another break with Lynn fighting out of a front facelock and then elbowing Kid down. Another sleeper is broken up but the referee gets bumped. Lynn drops Kid again and covers out of instinct, only to have to avoid Scott Anthony’s (Raven) top rope shot with a chain, which hits Kid by mistake. The sleeper gives Lynn the title at 14:02 shown.

Rating: B-. The stipulation was a little weird but it was nice to see the two of them having to try to get into a position for their hold and that worked out well enough. It might not have been a classic, but this was amazing stuff when you consider the WWF was still in the Hogan Era. These two were ahead of their time in this country and it is great to see them getting their stuff in like this, especially in a national promotion (yeah it was national, but not exactly well received).

And now, one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. From May 1, 1989 with the AWA.

Battle Of Breakfast Cereal
Date: May 1, 1989
Location: Hyatt Hotel, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Commentator: Larry Nelson

So this is a VERY special one, as the AWA was hired by Kellogg’s for some in-office entertainment about how great the company was compared to General Mills, which somehow tied into wrestlers. I have no idea what else to expect here, but this could be one of the most fascinating things around, especially given who the AWA had (or didn’t have) at this point). Let’s get to it.

Larry Nelson welcomes us to a battle between Kellogg’s and General Mills.

We get the National Anthem before we’re ready to go.

The ring announcer introduces the judges, who sound like Kellogg’s executives. He lists off our card tonight, with each match having a theme and introduces all of the wrestlers. The villains are eating cereal and the good guys are in Kellogg’s jackets. This is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in years and I kind of love it.

A guy in sales comes out to yell about General Mills taking things from them. Kellogg’s is MAD and he stomps on some General Mills cereals and throws out some Kellogg’s cereals. He goes into a rant about how they’re fighting General Mills everyone, including on the loading docks. They’re fight them until h*** freezes over and then they’ll fight on the ice too! He stomps on some Wheaties (the ring is filthy) and punts a box of Kix out, promising that the Kellogg’s team will play rough. We get a “we’re mad as h*** and we’re not going to take it anymore!” chant because cereal is serious business.

We’ll start with the Melee In Minneapolis.

Total The Terrible vs. Nutra Rockne

That would be Mike Enos (eating Total cereal) vs. I believe Ricky Rice. We get a rather elaborate weapons check and commentary is over the PA system for a change. Total starts fast with an hiptoss and armdrag, followed by a slam into the corner as we’re firmly in first gear here. Rockne is back with some dropkicks into the corner and a backdrop into a hiptoss of his own. A powerslam gives Rockne two and a splash finishes Total at 3:05.

Rating: D. Yeah I wouldn’t expect much in the way of match quality on this show and that’s ok. This was about as generic of a match as you could get with neither doing anything significant. Then again they were fighting over cereal so I’m not sure how much of a difference the actually wrestling is going to be. Now clean the cereal out of the ring.

The Vice President of Marketing (from England) is NOT standing for General Mills talking about how horrible Kellogg’s cereal is and they have a war plan. They are going to build their own brand and keep their competitors guessing (idea: Put ice cream in a cereal box. They’ll never see it coming!). They’ll begin with intelligence and now they have the General Mills attack plan, which they have pieced together.

Then they are going to counterattack by exploiting weaknesses and issuing more and better coupons! They have to change things up too because their outcomes have been as predictable as one of these joke wrestling matches. They are at war and have to be more innovative. They must be tough and mean because there is only one winner in war. Nobody can put the pressure on like Kellogg’s can!

It’s the Terror in the Twin Cities!

Hondo The Honeybee Haymaker vs. Mr. Oat-portunity

That would be Wayne Bloom vs. Derek Dukes. Honey throws cereal at the Kellogg’s people, while informing them that his cereal is more nutritious. Honey’s top wristlock is countered without much trouble but he screams about a hair pull. A hammerlock counter makes him complain about the trunks being pulled.

Honey grabs a headlock as commentary talks about how he keeps cheating. Oat fights up and hits a crossbody but gets choked on the mat as we’re told we are eight minutes in. Honey hits him in the head with a box of Cheerios but Oat superkicks him down. A top rope shoulder finishes Honey at 4:40 (9:22 according to the announcer).

Rating: D+. That was some good clipping as I didn’t notice it, but it does make me wonder why we are having a nine minute cereal match. Much like the opener, the wrestling is absolutely not the point here and even though this was a pretty run of the mill (Mills?) match, the cereal box was appropriate enough.

And now, the Brawl Near St. Paul!

The General vs. Dr. K.

Colonel DeBeers vs. Wahoo McDaniel as this continues to be weird. Dr. chops him down as commentary talks about the importance of a balanced breakfast. Arm cranking and some stomping has the General in trouble but he’s back up with a headlock. That’s broken up so General rakes the eyes across the top rope. Dr. knocks him outside, which commentary calls a free sample of agony.

The General gets sent into the corner but he is back up for the slugout. The referee gets bumped (yes in this match) so General pulls a foreign object out of a box of cereal to knock Dr. silly. Cue the Sales And Marketing team (thank goodness they’re wrestlers, but at the same time, they are called the Sales And Marketing team) to shoves the General off the top and hit a double dropkick. Dr. gets the pin at 6:12.

Rating: C-. This was the best match of the night but I’m not sure how much that is saying. Wahoo can still do his thing with anyone and DeBeers is someone who worked rather well as a heel. The foreign object at least fit the idea of cereal, but they somehow managed to overbook a match on this show. That’s hard to do.

Here’s the Executive Vice President of Sales and Marketing to say we should demote the General to a private. We hear a story about how sometimes you need to punch someone in the nose and they have a new strategy. As we look at some of the people in the audience looking bored out of their minds, he tells us that their budget is increased and now it is time go beat the competition.

We’ll wrap it up with the Rile in the Aisle, which is for the IN YOUR SPACE trophy!

Mills Brothers vs. Sales And Marketing

Pat Tanaka/Paul Diamond vs. Greg Gagne/Tom Zenk to wrap it up. Commentary introduces Sales And Marketing as “the S&M Team”. Zenk and Tanaka start things off with Zenk grabbing a headlock into some armdrags. Gagne misses a dropkick though and Tanaka knocks him outside. Commentary keeps calling them the S&M Team and it continues to be rather awkward.

The referee doesn’t see the tag to Zenk so Gagne is taken back down into a chinlock. Diamond comes in to grab his own chinlock but Gagns fights up for a chinlock. They collide for a double knockdown and there’s the hot tag to Zenk to clean house (and hopefully the ring). Everything breaks down and a double dropkick puts Diamond on the floor. A high crossbody finishes Tanaka at 6:04.

Rating: C. Totally watchable match here and that worked out as well as you could have expected. It’s another example of having some talented wrestlers out there and doing their thing because they know how to do just that. Diamond and Tanaka are always good for a match like this and it worked out just fine.

Larry Nelson talks about how Kellogg’s dominated and that is all the proof that you are going to need to prove who is the best cereal company.

Overall Rating: A+. Oh please like this could be ANYTHING else. This is one of the most bizarre things that I have ever seen in wrestling and I completely loved it. The wrestling was completely watchable for the most part but hearing the marketing executives talking about war with General Mills and all of those in depth references was hilarious in all kinds of ways. This was great and is worth your time if you want to see one of the strangest and most unique deals you’ll ever find in wrestling. Serially.

For a pretty cool fight.Smackdown World Title: Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker
Date: October 9, 2003
Location: Turkuhalli Elysee Arena, Turku, Finland

From a Smackdown house show in a country WWE doesn’t visit that long. This is very Biker Taker but his real feud is with Vince McMahon at the moment, with Lesnar as the big enforcer. The arena looks fairly cool with a wide aisle. The fans let Lesnar know that he tapped out (to Kurt Angle I believe) so the stalling is on before the bell. Or maybe it did ring in there somewhere as the referee is telling them to get to this already.

Lesnar finally gets in and drives Undertaker into the corner for a clean break. Some lockups don’t go anywhere so Undertaker powers him out to the floor for a bit of a surprise. Back in and Undertaker knocks him outside again as they’re firmly in first gear. Lesnar comes in again and stomps away in the corner but Undertaker cranks on the arm to take care of that. Old School is broken up though and Lesnar kicks away in the corner. Undertaker isn’t having that though and knocks him away, setting up a connecting Old School.

La Majistral of all things gets two on Lesnar and we’re clipped to Undertaker being knocked outside. Lesnar whips him hard into the steps for two back inside and it’s time to go after the leg. After some cranking on the mat, the leg is wrapped around the middle rope until Undertaker strikes his way to freedom. Brock grabs a spinebuster for two and it’s back to the leglock.

That’s broken up and the F5 connects for two, with Brock getting annoyed at the kickout. Lesnar grabs the chair but gets kicked in the face twice in a row. The Last Ride is broken up and the referee is bumped, meaning the chokeslam gets a delayed two. Brock clotheslines the referee by mistake so there’s no count off the Last Ride. Well Undertaker does one but it doesn’t count. Lesnar gets in a pair of chair shots to retain at 14:45 shown.

Rating: C-. Not one of their better efforts here but it could have been worse. There is a good chance that exhaustion was setting in and it’s not like a house show main event is supposed to be some grand spectacle. These two have not had the best chemistry in regular matches so the wild brawl would have been better. Still though, not awful and for a house show main event, it was acceptable enough.

Post match Undertaker chairs him down but Rhyno runs in to beat on Undertaker. Eddie Guerrero runs in for the save. Not show here: a big post match birthday celebration for Guerrero.