New Column: Gimmicks Aren’t A Bad Thing
Looking at Aron Rex and why something like Damien Sandow was the best thing that ever happened to him.
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Looking at Aron Rex and why something like Damien Sandow was the best thing that ever happened to him.
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Night Raw
Date: May 6, 2002
Location: Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
Jazz throws her around with some butterfly suplexes for two, followed by the double chickenwing facebuster to send Lawler into hysterics. A Chick Kick and Stratusfaction has the champ beaten but Richards makes another save by superkicking Trish down to give Jazz the pin.
Bubba Ray Dudley with a Bubba Bomb, Raven with the Raven Effect, Justin Credible with a superkick, Crash Holly with a missile dropkick, Bubba with a trashcan shot and Trish stealing the title and a blinded Bubba (fire extinguisher) powerbombing Trish through a table so Richards can steal the pin gives us six Hardcore Title changes in about two minutes because old jokes are funnier when you do them for the third time in less than two months. Bubba takes Trish to the back because that makes up for powerbombing her through a table.
European Title: William Regal vs. Spike Dudley
Flair rants to Arn Anderson in a nothing segment.
We look at Planet Stasiak costing Brock Lesnar and himself a tag match at Insurrextion over the weekend.
Undertaker arrives and assigns someone to watch his bike.
The NWO is standing near the entrance, seemingly waiting on somebody.
Planet Stasiak vs. Brock Lesnar
Brock fires off the shoulders in the corner to start as we get the GOLDBERG chants. The spinebuster looks to finish but Heyman wants an example made. An F5 and a boot on the chest is enough for the easy pin. Another squash.
Hogan finally leaves the bike on the ramp and runs (work with me here) after Undertaker as we cut to the commentators. You can hear the engine revving as Hogan is apparently still out there trying to get the thing to work. Well done by JR and King to not die of laughter here. The chase is FINALLY on with Hogan driving the bike around backstage (had to do it as the pre-tape shows him on the bike backstage). He changes pace a bit by driving around even more, all while shouting for Undertaker.
Rob Van Dam/Jeff Hardy vs. Booker T./Eddie Guerrero
NWO vs. Ric Flair/Bradshaw/Steve Austin
Rating: D-. The length here is the big problem as this went on for over fifteen minutes and set up the most obvious ending they could have gone with after eliminating every other possible option. Taking out the fact that Nash was just a decoy and what else could it have been other than Flair turning heel? It makes sense, but it was really tiresome having to sit through the APA hat/Kane mask stuff earlier. Just WAY too long here though and it really dragged things down even further than they were before.
Raw has had six shows since the Brand Split. Here are the main event matches/segments which go along with Hogan/HHH as World Champion:
Kane vs. X-Pac/Austin contract signing
Austin vs. Hall
Austin/Bradshaw vs. NWO/Undertaker
Austin/Big Show vs. NWO
Hogan vs. Regal/Undertaker beats Hogan down
Austin/Bradshaw/Flair vs. NWO
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Night Raw
Date: April 29, 2002
Location: HSBC Arena, Buffalo, New York
Attendance: 8,500
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
Opening sequence.
Intercontinental Title: Eddie Guerrero vs. Jeff Hardy
Recap of Austin vs. Flair and Big Show joining the NWO.
Booker T. vs. Rob Van Dam
Bradshaw says Big Show attacked him last week. Well duh.
Planet Stasiak is ready for Brock Lesnar. His axis is a bit out of whack and Brock has a tattoo on his back but it pales in comparison to Planet Stasiak.
Brock Lesnar vs. Shawn Stasiak
Stasiak goes right after him to start and is promptly splattered with a spinebuster. Brock posts him a few times and an overhead belly to belly makes it even worse. The F5 and helicopter bomb put Shawn away in a hurry.
Flair asks Debra to put in the good word with Austin, earning himself a slap. I forgot how worthless Debra was around this time.
NWO vs. Steve Austin/Bradshaw
Hardcore Title: Jazz vs. Bubba Ray Dudley
European Title: Goldust vs. Spike Dudley
Hulk Hogan vs. William Regal
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Smackdown
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May 2, 2002
Location: Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Attendance: 10,000
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tazz
We open with a recap of Undertaker costing HHH the title shot last week and busting Hogan open on Raw the next week.
Opening sequence.
Tag Team Titles: Rikishi/Hurricane vs. Billy and Chuck
Hurricane chokeslams Rico to blow off some steam and Rikishi adds a Stinkface.
Earlier today, Randy Orton was working out when Stacy Keibler came up to hit on him some more. This seems to annoy him, which should probably make him a heel.
Hardcore Holly vs. Randy Orton
Holly gives him an Alabama Slam on the stage to keep this going.
Lance Storm/Kurt Angle vs. Edge/Big Valbowski
Mark Henry/Faarooq vs. Christian/Test
Cruiserweight Title: Tajiri vs. Billy Kidman
WWF World Title: Hulk Hogan vs. Chris Jericho
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Smackdown
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April 25, 2002
Location: Peoria Civic Center, Peoria, Illinois
Attendance: 8,350
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tazz
Opening sequence.
Maven/Al Snow/Billy Kidman vs. Billy and Chuck/Tajiri
Kurt Angle calls a security guard fat and brags about his new t-shirt reveal later tonight. The shirt is going to list all of his accomplishments so the smallest size available is XXL. If the security guard plays his cards right, he might get one at half price. I could watch this Angle for days.
Randy Orton vs. Hardcore Holly
Angle talks to a photographer about how big his shirt reveal is going to be but Edge is seen replacing it. For some reason the photographer is told to get the shirt in the ring.
Recap of HHH invading Raw and attacking Undertaker.
Mark Henry vs. Christian
Jericho is ready to win tonight because he wants to beat HHH once and for all. See, he only lost at Wrestlemania because of a high fever.
Rikishi/Edge vs. Kurt Angle/Albert
Angle yells at the security guard, who is now wearing a YOU SUCK shirt.
Chris Jericho vs. HHH
Back with Jericho hitting the Breakdown (Skull Crushing Finale) for two as Cole freaks out over Undertaker showing up. Then again, it would be more amazing for Cole not to freak out over something. A neckbreaker and spinebuster give HHH two but Jericho gets the same off a missile dropkick.
Undertaker and Jericho beat on HHH until Hogan makes the save and punches Undertaker into the crowd to end the show.
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Night Raw
Date: April 22, 2002
Location: Savvis Center, St. Louis, Missouri
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
Recap of Hogan winning the title.
Opening sequence.
Matt Hardy vs. Brock Lesnar
Mr. Perfect vs. Rob Van Dam
Eddie Guerrero is on commentary. Van Dam yells at Eddie on the floor and gets jumped from behind as the fans chant for Rob. A kick to the face sends Perfect to the floor but he comes back in with the necksnap. Van Dam comes back with the usual and Rolling Thunder gets two, followed by the Five Star for the pin.
Post match Eddie attacks but misses the frog splash.
Trish Stratus/Jacqueline vs. Molly Holly/Jazz
Trish fights the winners off.
Flair is still upset but Arn Anderson tells him to go make it right in the ring. Dang it Arn this show was going along just fine (ok not really) until that BRILLIANT idea.
Goldust/Booker T. vs. Bubba Ray Dudley/Spike Dudley
Goldust grabs a sleeper for a bit before the hot tag brings in Bubba for all his trash talking and punching. Everything breaks down and Spike gets two off a top rope seated senton. Spike tells Bubba to get the tables but Goldust jumps Bubba from behind. Booker gets in a quick ax kick for the pin on Spike.
William Regal vs. Shawn Stasiak
Back with Flair accusing the NWO, who are rather worried. Flair promises that Austin will have a replacement partner. Kevin Nash comes in after Flair leaves but he catches Nash anyway. Flair gives Austin the Big Show as his partner.
Steve Austin/Big Show vs. NWO
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2002
Date: April 21, 2002
Location: Sprint Center, Kansas City, Missouri
Attendance: 12,489
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
Cruiserweight Title: Kidman vs. Tajiri
The APA have a very quick reunion.
Scott Hall vs. Bradshaw
Heyman gives Lesnar an unnecessary pep talk.
Jeff Hardy vs. Brock Lesnar
Kurt Angle vs. Edge
Some rolling Germans give Angle more near falls but Edge gets in something like a release German suplex of his own. A backdrop puts Angle on the floor again (Why is that floor so shiny?) and Edge dives down onto him for a lighter pop than I was expecting. Back in and an Angle Slam sets up a quick ankle lock but Edge rolls through for a near fall. Angle brings in a chair (Why does the referee never even try to stop that?) but walks into an Edge-o-Matic. The spear is blocked by a knee to the face and the Angle Slam gives Kurt the clean pin.
Undertaker comes in to see Flair (and Arn Anderson) but just stares at him.
Intercontinental Title: Rob Van Dam vs. Eddie Guerrero
The Gory Stretch is countered into a sunset flip but Eddie stomps him down all over again. Eddie takes too long setting up his own frog splash so he sunset bombs Van Dam off the top for two instead. The near fall makes Eddie bring in the title and a neckbreaker onto the belt sets up the frog splash to give us a new champion.
Steve Austin vs. Undertaker
Undertaker takes off a turnbuckle pad but gets whipped into it, followed by a double clothesline to put both guys down AGAIN. Geez end this nonsense already and bring Van Dam and Guerrero out here for round two. Some WHAT right hands have Undertaker in trouble but the referee, as in RIC FLAIR gets bumped off a collision. The Stunner connects but Flair is down for over thirty seconds.
Austin Stuns Undertaker again.
Tag Team Titles: Billy and Chuck vs. Al Snow/Maven
Snow and Eyebrows Huffman are challenging. The champs jump them at the bell as JR makes gay jokes. The fight heads to the floor and Maven whips Billy into Snow to knock him off the apron. That means nothing though as the tag brings Snow in for some right hands until Chuck punches him down.
WWF World Title: Hulk Hogan vs. HHH
A catapult sets up a rollup to give Hogan two and in the only moment of this match that I remember, Hogan uses a Diamond Cutter for two more. Of all the moves Hogan can use (and by that I mean about five), a Diamond Cutter? HHH starts in on the knee and gets booed out of the ring for it. Well to be fair would you want to start another phase of this match? As expected HHH turns into Ric Flair, who always had so much success against Hogan.
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Smackdown
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April 18, 2002
Location: Compaq Center, Houston, Texas
Commentators: Tazz, Michael Cole
Opening sequence.
Billy and Chuck/Albert vs. Maven/Al Snow/Rikishi
Stacy Keibler, looking very good in blue, bends over just as Hulk Hogan opens his door. Vince wants to see Hogan right now so Hulk follows her with his eyes clearly panning down.
Kidman and Hurricane make fun of Planet Stasiak but Kidman says no one knows who he is. Hurricane has an idea: CHEAP POPS! So now the writers are making fun of the fact that no one cares about the Cruiserweight Title? I mean, no one does but still.
Chavo Guerrero Jr./Tajiri vs. Kidman/Hurricane
Post match Tajiri kicks Kidman in the head and yells at Torrie in Japanese.
Test vs. Faarooq
Test kicks Faarooq in the face.
Hardcore Holly wants to beat Page up because he likes destroying positivity. Page comes in and smiles but says the anger is ticking him off.
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Hardcore Holly
Angle and Jericho are in the back and Kurt gets annoyed at Jericho saying Angle would suck the life out of Hogan. Kurt is so mad that he keeps leaving and coming back to yell more.
Chris Jericho/Kurt Angle vs. HHH/Hulk Hogan
Edge fights Jericho and Angle off, leaving HHH to chair Hogan to end the show.
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Smackdown
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April 11, 2002
Location: Tucson Convention Center, Tucson, Arizona
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tazz
Opening sequence.
Tajiri vs. Hurricane
Tajiri berates Torrie until Kidman makes the save.
Albert vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Albert beats him up some more after the match until Rikishi makes the save. You mean their big idea is Rikishi vs. Albert? As in the future Hall of Famer vs. future head trainer of developmental?
Edge vs. Chris Jericho
Edge fights back with some chops and avoids a charge to send Chris into the post. A rollup gets two on Jericho and you can hear the fans getting fired up off the near falls. Cue Angle but Edge spears him down, only to walk into a bulldog. The Edge-O-Matic gets two but the referee stupidly gets in the way of a catapult. You know, because referees are dumb.
Edge goes after Angle but gets beaten down until Hogan makes the save.
Chuck vs. Al Snow
Kurt Angle vs. HHH
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Smackdown
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April 4, 2002
Location: Blue Cross Arena, Rochester, New York
Attendance: 8,500
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tazz
Opening sequence.
1. He OWNS HHH.
2. He won an Olympic gold medal.
3. He is adored by children and senior citizens worldwide!
Earlier tonight, Albert confirmed that he was with Scotty for the Tag Team Title match.
Tag Team Titles: Billy and Chuck vs. Scotty 2 Hotty/Albert
Post match, as expected, Albert beats the heck out of Scotty and says he put up with the dancing for six months.
Vince grabs Hogan the title shot.
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Christian
Page monkey flips him to start as the announcers are already talking about Backlash. Christian gets in an elbow to the face and grabs a chinlock so this is probably going to be a short match. The reverse DDT gets two and Christian throws a fit, only to sucker Page in for the Unprettier and the pin.
Edge vs. Kurt Angle
Edge fights Angle off.
Billy Kidman wishes luck to his ex-Torrie Wilson and her boyfriend Tajiri in their match later. Tajiri comes up and rants in Japanese. Just do the heel turn/split.
Cruiserweight Title: Kidman vs. Tajiri
Tajiri berates Torrie and leaves.
Al Snow gives Maven a pep talk by saying he would have had to get mugged to get the kind of beating Hardcore Holly is going to give him.
Hardcore Holly vs. Maven
We look at Rock challenging Jericho earlier in the night.
The Rock vs. Chris Jericho
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