New Column: The Role He Was Born To Play
Looking at why not everyone can or should be a World Champion level wrestler.
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Looking at why not everyone can or should be a World Champion level wrestler.
http://www.wrestlingrumors.net/kbs-review-the-role-he-was-born-to-play/40629/
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Nitro #235
Date: April 10, 2000
Location: Pepsi Center, Denver, Colorado
Attendance: 9,074
Commentators: Tony Schiavone, Mark Madden, Scott Hudson
Opening sequence.
The Long Island accent with a Russo attached talks about making the WWF what it was before coming here to beat Vince McMahon at his own game. Within a few weeks, the new blood of WCW was making a change, but then the good old boy network kicked in. All the political BS in the back brought Russo down and all those people are sitting at home watching him now.
Hogan arrives.
During the break, all the wrestlers in the ring left.
WCW World Title Tournament Semi-Finals: Diamond Dallas Page vs. Total Package
Rating: D-. Oh man this show is going to SUCK. They had a four and a half minute match between two veterans who have to prove themselves and it took two distractions and a no sold low blow to put Luger down. This is going to be the old Russo idea of running an angle or three in every match because the fans are too stupid to just watch a match without some bonus entertainment to carry them through. Oh and great: we might even get Luger vs. Bagwell out of this. Again. For like the dozenth time.
Jarrett tells Russo that it better be good.
Kidman tells Torrie he wants to do this.
Hogan finds Bischoff and they talk in an office.
They fight to the floor with Hogan getting the better of it (expected) and beating Kidman up even more back inside. Cue Bischoff with a chair. Hogan runs his hand over his eyebrow and gets hit with the chair, drawing blood right where his hand went over the eyebrow. I remember seeing that as a kid and yelling at my TV how fake it looked. Kidman gets a cover and pin with Bischoff counting the three, in what is probably the only time Hogan lays down for him, or anyone for that matter.
Ric Flair arrives.
Hogan wants Bischoff and Kidman and swears a lot.
Kevin Nash returns on crutches.
Bret Hart is in the crowd.
Flair is looking for Douglas.
WCW World Title Tournament Semi-Finals: Sid Vicious vs. Sting
Hogan is still on a rampage.
Back from a break and Hogan is still on a rampage and beats up Shannon Moore and Shane Helms for not knowing where Kidman is.
Clip of the Ready to Rumble premiere.
WCW World Title Tournament Semi-Finals: Jeff Jarrett vs. Curt Hennig
Hogan is storming through sky boxes to find Bischoff.
Nash tells someone to get here if they can.
Ric Flair vs. Shane Douglas
Hogan is on the phone in his limo and demanding Kidman soon. The Hummer (from last summer, now white instead of black) comes up and crushes the limo. Bischoff and Kidman get out and celebrate.
WCW World Title Tournament Final: Diamond Dallas Page vs. Sting
The winner gets Jarrett on Sunday so Jeff is on commentary. Page is thrown outside to start before a pair of Stinger Splashes put him down again. The Deathlock is broken up by an arm in the ropes and Page gets two off a belly to belly. Jarrett goes after Kimberly so Page head outside, allowing Vampiro to run in give Sting the Nail in the Coffin. A Diamond Cutter sends Page to Spring Stampede.
Jarrett swings the guitar at Page but hits Kimberly instead.
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Wrestling
Date: August 26, 2015
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D’Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
We open with a quick recap of all the GFW stuff so far.
Eric Young vs. Chris Melendez
Young quickly takes over to start and tries to rip the leg off early. Instead he settles for a chinlock but Melendez fights up with some clotheslines. A Bubba Bomb (remember he was trained by Team 3D) puts Eric down but he rakes the eyes to keep Chris in trouble. The piledriver is broken up so Young rolls him up and puts his feet on the ropes for the pin at 3:15.
Young demands the leg right now and Melendez hands it over, only after hopping along because Young keeps backing up.
X-Division Title: Tigre Uno vs. DJZ vs. Sonjay Dutt
James Storm demands that Manik and Abyss win the Tag Team Titles and no more dancing from Manik.
Recap of the opening segment.
Tag Team Titles: Wolves vs. Abyss/Manik
Knockouts Title: Velvet Sky vs. Brooke
Drew Galloway gets bad news on the phone.
Mr. Anderson vs. James Storm vs. Bobby Roode vs. Lashley
Roode gets two off a quick neckbreaker but Anderson breaks it up. Lashley is back in as well for a superplex to Storm. Anderson misses a swanton bomb and gets clotheslined by Storm but they both head outside. Lashley turns Roode inside out off a clothesline but Roode knees out of a delayed vertical. The Roode Bomb is blocked by a grab of the ropes, only to have Storm come back in with a Codebreaker.
Velvet Sky, Gail Kim and Brooke are all on the cover of the calendar. So much for the competition.
Results
Eric Young b. Chris Melendez – Rollup with feet on the ropes
Tigre Uno b. DJZ and Sonjay Dutt – Springboard splash to DJZ
Wolves b. Manik/Abyss – Powerbomb/backstabber combo to Manik
Brooke b. Velvet Sky via DQ when the Dollhouse interfered
Bobby Roode b. James Storm, Lashley and Mr. Anderson – Roode Bomb to Storm
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March 29, 2000
Location: Astro Arena, Houston, Texas
Attendance: 5,727
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Bobby Heenan
By the way, of those 5,727, only 1,727 were paid. In the year 2000, Houston, Texas had a population of 1.9 million people. You should be able to draw 2,000 people if you hang a sign outside the building that says STAY CLEAR! RABID SQUIRREL OUTBREAK!
Opening sequence. The fact that Oklahoma is seen having a match in the video tells you all you need to know.
Chris Candido vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
They all brawl post match and Chavo dives onto Modest and Candido before chasing Artist to the back.
The announcers talk about Russo and Bischoff arriving soon. I should probably just copy that for later.
Some WCW people were at a charity basketball game. Nothing wrong with that.
Jim Duggan vs. Barbarian
Torrie Wilson thinks it can get them back on top of the ratings war.
Norman Smiley is glad Bischoff is back because he hired Norman in the first place and Russo got behind the Screaming Norman character. Yes character, because the stuff you see on camera is fake, but this interview is real.
The Cat vs. Dustin Rhodes
Mr. Jones vs. Dustin Rhodes
Cat dances and does the James Brown cape thing, only to elbow Jones in the process.
Tank Abbott and Curt Hennig are in the positive camp.
Shannon Moore/Shane Helms vs. Los Fabulosos
Chavo thinks it could work.
The Cat hopes it means more TV time.
Disco Inferno vs. Tank Abbott
Tenay: “OH YEAH!” Disco faints but Tank picks him up for some slams and the big right hand ends this in less than a minute.
One of the Twins likes the idea of a 1975 booking style in 2000. What does that even mean?
US Title: Jeff Jarrett vs. Booker
Jeff is defending and lets the NWO girls stick around again. Booker hammers away to start and gets a quick two off a rollup. The ax kick is broken up by the Harris Twins though, which the referee somehow misses. Back in and the champ chokes on the ropes but crotches himself by mistake. You know, as opposed to those times where you intentionally crotch yourself.
Booker cleans house post match.
Miss Hancock, called Stacy, is happy with the returns.
Duggan thinks it could go well for him if they stop being prejudiced.
Mamalukes vs. Harlem Heat
This Week in WCW Motorsports. You would think they would ask the driver about the new writers.
Kidman vs. Ron Harris
Shane Helms says yay and Johnny the Bull agrees.
Hardcore Title: The Dog vs. Brian Knobbs
Buff Bagwell vs. La Parka
La Parka punches and kicks before nailing a hard clothesline, only to get backdropped down. Probably out of frustration, La Parka hits him low and then drills Buff with a chop. An enziguri gets two as the announcers mostly ignore the match to talk about the Wall. La Parka goes up and mostly botches a split legged moonsault for two. A corkscrew moonsault misses (on purpose this time) and the Blockbuster gives Buff the pin.
The Wall vs. Vampiro
Wall gets up again and slugs it out with Vampiro but security breaks it up. The guys beat up security and slug it out as the show ends.
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Wrestling
Date: August 19, 2015
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Josh Matthews, D’Angelo Dinero
We open with a recap of last week with PJ Black winning the King of the Mountain Title.
Tonight is Turning Point, despite it being a pretty standard show.
Bram vs. Mr. Anderson
Jeff Jarrett blows Bobby Roode off.
Jade/Marti Belle vs. Gail Kim
Back from a break with Gail, who Josh describes as the greatest Knockout of all time, is looking for Taryn.
Drew Galloway vs. Eli Drake
No DQ. They fight to the floor early on with Drake getting in some chair shots to the ribs. We hit the chinlock on Drew for a bit before Eli throws him to the floor. Back in and Drew goes off with forearms in the corner until Drake kicks him low and nails a DDT onto the chair.
Dixie has a plan in case Ethan forfeits the title. Jeff wants to talk to her about something else but she wants to get through this first.
Matt Hardy vs. Tyrus
Ethan Carter comes out and hits Matt with the title before ordering Jeff Jarrett to send out his best for the title match.
TNA World Title: Ethan Carter III vs. PJ Black
Why did they have to fly through everything? For more Dixie of course! Jeff wants to keep the momentum going after two weeks of him being in charge working. Therefore, he wants to be the full time boss. Ever the dumbest person in the history of wrestling (even Sting had to explain things to her), Dixie feels good about it but asks for a week to think about it.
Overall Rating: D. There was not a single thing on this show that I cared about. It was two hours of mostly bad wrestling with stories that are barely explained or are just continuing because the guys have nothing else to do. This is the best they can do for a special episode?
Results
Mr. Anderson b. Bram – Mic to the head
Gail Kim b. Jade/Marti Belle – Eat Defeat to Belle
Drew Galloway b. Eli Drake – White Noise through a table
Matt Hardy b. Tyrus – Twist of Fate
Ethan Carter III b. PJ Black – 1%er
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Nitro #233
Date: March 27, 2000
Location: Sheraton Hotel, South Parde Island, Texas
Attendance: 5,000
Commentators: Tony Schiavone, Mark Madden
Three jobbers are in the back when Paisley comes up to give one of them a Cruiserweight Title match. The one in the middle, better known as Michael Modest, gets the shot.
Cruiserweight Title: The Artist vs. Michael Modest
Spring break videos.
Hogan arrives but Vampiro flags him down for a chat.
Booker T. vs. Ron Harris
Harlem Heat comes out post match but Kidman runs in to save Booker.
Vampiro tells Hogan about the bounty in one of those moments that is so obviously scripted that it hurts my soul.
Disco tells the Mamalukes that their match with the Jung Dragons is their final step towards a title shot.
Jung Dragons vs. Mamalukes/Disco Inferno
Nitro Girls.
Team Package vs. Sting/Vampiro
Luger gets backdropped into the water as Vampiro has Flair in some kind of a leg lock. Back poolside, Luger pushes a waiter in as we keep cutting back and forth between the two fights. It turns into a food fight with Luger taking some salsa and sour cream to the face. Flair has Vampiro in the Figure Four but we need to watch Sting and Luger walk down a bridge towards the beach. Sting gets thrown onto a surfboard, but Tony has breaking news.
More spring break videos.
Meng vs. La Parka
Fit Finlay thinks Russo and Bischoff can fix things.
Clips of Wall hurting people.
Terry Funk vs. Hugh Morrus
That lasts as long as an average Funk retirement as he talks about the two week break again. Morrus clotheslines Funk down and then knocks him out to the floor, only to miss a Cactus Elbow off the apron. Funk comes up with a chair for Morrus and a shot to the invading Dustin Rhodes, only to have Hugh plant Funk with a powerslam, followed by No Laughing Matter. Not that it matters though as Dustin hits Morrus with the chair for a DQ.
Funk and Rhodes fight into the crowd as Morrus moonsaults the referee.
Hennig and Bagwell are in the back, where Curt tells Bagwell to ignore the girls. Buff: “Oh come on. Girls are used to being wet around me.” Hennig: “Get your head in the game!” Buff: “It already is.”
Even more spring break stuff.
Jeff Jarrett/Scott Steiner vs. Curt Hennig/Buff Bagwell
Vito thinks Russo and Bischoff are a step in the right direction to get the ratings back in order.
Hulk Hogan vs. The Wall
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March 22, 2000
Location: TD Waterhouse Center, Orlando, Florida
Attendance: 2,443
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Bobby Heenan
Tank Abbott comes out and demands competition.
Tank Abbott vs. Fit Finlay
We cut to the back where Hogan is punching Sid and slams him onto a table.
Sid hires some WCW security guards to work for him alone.
Jung Dragons vs. 3 Count
Please be as good as their Nitro match. Jamie-san and Shane get things going with Jamie shouldering Helms down in a surprising power display. Shannon sneaks in with a spinwheel kick after Shane gets sent to the floor and everything breaks down. Oh dear this is going to be hard to keep up with. The Dragons take over with a triple dive (that looked great) and Jamie ducks a moonsault from Shannon.
The Dragons, ever the sore losers, dropkick 3 Count out of the ring and steal the dancing circles. You can hear the young girls crying from here.
Chris Candido vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
The fans like Chavo. Artist and Paisley are shown watching in the back. They grapple to the mat until Chavo takes over with a headlock and here are Artist and Paisley to watch in person. Chavo sends him to the floor and follows with a nice dive as the fans are actually getting into this. Imagine that: getting into a match between talented guys.
Post match Candido slams Chavo down and hits a pair of top rope headbutts. Forget what I said about Chavo looking good.
Scott Steiner bench presses with help from the NWO girls.
XS vs. Los Fabulosos
Scott Steiner vs. Chuck Palumbo
Disco Inferno vs. Vampiro
Speaking of the veterans, Flair and Luger come out for the beatdown but Sting makes the save.
The Cat vs. The Dog
Knobbs whips Dog, meaning PETA probably protested because PETA is a bunch of nutjobs. Not their idea mind you, but their methods.
This Week in WCW Motorsports. With all of their problems, they can still field a team?
Norman Smiley needs someone to watch his back. Indeed, and that someone should beat him up for letting this hardcore stuff keep going.
Demon vs. Hugh Morrus
Knobbs puts Dog in his car and drives away. Dog puts his head out the window because WCW thinks this is entertaining.
We get some KidCam footage of Bagwell calling out Sid earlier. Then he hits on a backstage worker and gets nowhere.
Video on the Wall. Points for trying anything new I guess.
Knobbs abandons Dog on the side of the road, triggering some moon howling.
US Title: Jeff Jarrett vs. Buff Bagwell
Hogan tells Jimmy Hart to get Bill Busch to make the match with Sid no matter what it takes.
Dustin Rhodes vs. Hulk Hogan
Rating: F. The match ran six minutes and the chinlock was a third of that time. And for what? To build up Dustin Rhodes as a threat? I mean, well done on building up someone new, but Dustin Rhodes as the evil cowboy is the best idea you have? This company deserves to go under if this is their top idea.
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Wrestling
Date: August 12, 2015
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D’Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
The Jarretts and Global Force wrestlers arrive.
We open with a recap of how Jeff got to be in charge tonight and run down the card of interpromotional matches, including a King of the Mountain match for the King of the Mountain Title.
PJ Black (Justin Gabriel) and Drew Galloway are in the King of the Mountain match.
Black is ready for the match but has to take a phone call.
Drew Galloway is going to stand up for TNA and himself.
Jesse Godderz vs. Lashley
Jesse gets in a nice dropkick and drive some forearms into the face. He makes the mistake of trying a hold on the mat though, allowing Lashley to easily pick Jesse up and throw him down. Some rolling suplexes have Jesse reeling but the spear is countered by a powerslam for two. The Adonis Lock is easily countered though and the spear sends Lashley to the main event at 5:45.
Drew Galloway is unconscious in the back, in the same place where Bully Ray was laid out.
Taryn Terrell tells the Dollhouse to beat Gail Kim in a cage match.
Brian Myers/Trevor Lee vs. Wolves
Non-title and Lee is an indy regular who looks like a caveman. Davey and Myers (who looks a bit like AJ Styles with bad hair) start things off and the Wolves quickly take over with their precision double teaming. The Wolves send them to the floor for a pair of baseball slides and suicide dives as this is one sided so far. Back in and Lee gets in a shot on Eddie to take over, allowing Myers to slap on a chinlock.
Sonjay Dutt vs. Tigre Uno
Next week is Turning Point. This would be their second special in three weeks.
King of the Mountain Title: PJ Black vs. Chris Mordetzky vs. Lashley vs. Eric Young vs. ???
Lashley spears Young down for a pin in less than thirty seconds to qualify and send Young to the penalty box. Black does the same to Chris off a top rope sunset flip to make this a three way for now. Lashley cleans house but charges into the post, allowing E. to nail him with a top rope clothesline. Another one from PJ looks to get a pin but Black and Robbie get in a fight.
Mordetzky puts Lashley in the full nelson but Robbie dives off the box to take them both down in a completely unnecessary spot. Robbie and Black chop it out on the floor and Young gets out of the cage as we have a ladder brought in. Young piledrives Robbie on the steps for the pin and all five are now eligible. Black stops Mordetzky from climbing the ladder but Lashley comes in and cleans house, only to have Young stop his climb.
Eric starts cleaning house with the title but Black springboards in ala Shelton Benjamin for a slugout on top of the ladder. Lashley spears Young down but Black would rather hit the 450 (meaning knees to the chest) on Lashley before climbing up and hanging the title for the win at 14:58.
Ethan comes out to pose with his title to end the show.
Results
Lashley b. Jesse Godderz – Spear
Wolves b. Brian Myers/Trevor Lee – Powerbomb/Backstabber combination to Lee
Tigre Uno b. Sonjay Dutt – Sunset flip
PJ Black b. Lashley, Robbie E., Chris Mordetzky and Eric Young – Black hung the title
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2000
Date: March 19, 2000
Location: American Airlines Arena, Miami, Florida
Attendance: 5,000
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Mark Madden, Tony Schiavone
The opening video recaps the triple main event of Hogan vs. Flair, Sid vs. Jarrett and Luger vs. Sting. Two of those men are under 40 and that number would go down to one in about two and a half months.
Jarrett tells the Harris Twins that he has an insurance policy.
A limo is here.
Cruiserweight Title: The Artist vs. Psychosis
XS vs. Norman Smiley/The Demon
Post match XS blames Hancock for the loss and tries to kidnap her but the Screamin Demons make the save. Hancock dances with Norman. Now that deserves to be on pay per view.
Kidman and Booker argue again.
Quick recap of Wall destroying everything in his path over the last few weeks, which has mainly been David Flair and Crowbar.
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. The Wall
They slug it out to start with Bigelow getting the better of it until he charges into a clothesline. Bigelow slams Wall down and hits the top rope headbutt for two. A pair of boots to the face gets the same thing on Bigelow but he grabs a running DDT for his second two. Wall comes back with a Cactus Clothesline and they fight to the back where Wall chokeslams Bigelow through a table for the DQ.
Hardcore Title: Brian Knobbs vs. 3 Count
Harlem Heat is ready.
The limo is still sitting there.
Kidman/Booker vs. Harlem Heat
We look at Crowbar being chokeslammed through the stage again.
Vampiro vs. Fit Finlay
Vampiro walks through the crowd. Roman Reigns he is not.
The Mamalukes are ready for their title defense.
Tag Team Titles: Harris Brothers vs. Mamalukes
Don side slams Johnny for two but the Bull is able to make the tag so Vito can fire off his good looking kicks. A top rope elbow gets two on Ron and a Hart Attack gets the same. Back in and the H Bomb gets two on Vito with Johnny making the save. Disco sneaks in with a belt shot to Ron for two but Don lays everyone out with the belt and the H Bomb to Vito gives the Twins the titles. Lucky us.
Finlay admits that the better man won tonight and wants Vampiro to keep that fire burning.
We recap Dustin Rhodes vs. Terry Funk, which is over how tough Dustin is compared to his daddy and then something about beating him over the head with a chicken.
Dustin Rhodes vs. Terry Funk
They keep fighting post match until they just stop.
Sid is ready for Jarrett.
Total Package vs. Sting
This is a lumberjack match with everyone whose arm Luger has broken surrounding the ring, plus anyone Luger could find who was willing to wear a cast as well. Tony: “Mark Madden is not wearing pants.” It took you an hour and forty five minutes to notice that???Before the match, Luger tries to calm the situation down by apologizing to everyone whose arm has been broken recently.
Back in and Luger sends Sting to the heel side for the same treatment. Cue Tank Abbott to punch out Dillinger, causing the lumberjacks to finally give up and brawl to the back. Luger slaps on a chinlock as only Vampiro is left at ringside. This brings out Flair to fight Vampiro as Sting makes his comeback.
Vampiro and Sting hug post match. This could be a big rub for Vampiro.
We recap Jarrett vs. Sid, which is all about Jarrett hitting Sid with a lot of guitars.
WCW World Title: Jeff Jarrett vs. Sid Vicious
Back in and Jarrett slugs away, earning himself a warning for clinched fists. The sleeper has Sid in trouble but he fights out and punches Jarrett out of the air. A big boot puts Jeff down but one of the Twins offers a distraction. The other Twin gets on the apron with the belt, only to have Jeff go face first into the gold for two. Another distraction lets Jeff get in a guitar shot as crooked referee Slick Johnson comes in to count. Hogan makes the save at two and cleans house to give Sid the easy pin to retain. Much like Sting, some hero.
Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair
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March 15, 2000
Location: Patriot Center, Fairfax, Virginia
Attendance: 5,891
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Bobby Heenan
Opening sequence.
La Parka/Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Silver King/El Dandy
A DDT gets two for King but he lets Chavo in, only to take him down just as easily as he took out La Parka. When did Silver King get good? A slingshot elbow gets two on Chavo and everything breaks down again. La Parka pulls Dandy out of the corner and onto his shoulders for a high cross body from Chavo, who follows with the tornado DDT to put El away.
Hogan checks on Hart and wants Luger and Flair out there tonight.
Kaz Hayashi vs. Psychosis
They shake hands post match but Iaukea runs out and lays both guys out, including hitting the middle rope DDT on Psychosis. Some challenger.
Team Package vs. Hogan in a handicap match later.
Tank Abbott vs. Buzzkill
You get the idea by now. Buzzkill is out in 23 seconds.
Back from a break and Wall is beating up David Flair and Crowbar. He drags David to the concession area (save it for Tupelo people) and then and then to the balcony, but Bam Bam Bigelow runs up to stop Wall from the whole killing David thing. Bigelow and Wall fight into the lobby and Wall is sent through a table. Sounds like we need a (re?)match on Sunday.
Kidman wishes Booker luck against Jarrett and kisses Torrie.
Wall is taken away by cops. I knew that whole attempted murder thing would get him in trouble eventually.
US Title: Booker vs. Jeff Jarrett
Sid saves Booker from the spray paint.
Vampiro vs. Hugh Morrus
This Week in WCW Motorsports.
Demon/Norman Smiley vs. Brian Knobbs/The Dog
Long video on Uncensored.
Team Package loves the idea of having Hogan 2-1 tonight.
Kidman vs. Dustin Rhodes
Rhodes slugs him up against the ropes but Kidman comes back for two off a quick cross body. After a quick trip to the floor for a breather, Dustin comes back in and stomps Kidman down, only to eat a dropkick and Bodog out of the corner. For some reason Rhodes tries to go up but gets caught with ease. Kidman loads up a belly to back suplex but Dustin grabs the cowbell to knock him silly, setting up the bulldog for the pin.
Total Package/Ric Flair vs. Hulk Hogan
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