Demolition: Witness The Power
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Jesse Ventura, Billy Graham, Tony Schiavone, Lord Alfred Hayes, Bobby Heenan, Vince McMahon
Hosts: Demolition

We’ll continue looking at the tag team offerings with a Coliseum Video on one of the best tag teams in the WWF’s history. Demolition were absolute monsters and deserve the attention, though I’m curious to see what we’re going to get to fill in an hour and a half. If nothing else, hopefully it includes a lot of the theme song. Let’s get to it.

This appears to be from mid 1989.

Demolition welcomes us to the tape and we get something of a music video on the team.

We hear about how Demolition won the titles and now they’re ready to face all challengers, including the Hart Foundation. First up though, this.

From Wrestlemania IV.

Tag Team Titles: Demolition vs. Strike Force

Demolition, with Mr. Fuji, is challenging. Smash and Martel start things off with Smash ax handling away to limited avail. Everything breaks down and Ax is sent outside, allowing the champs to hit a double clothesline. Ax comes in and gets his arm cranked, which is broken up with a shot to Martel’s face. Smash comes in and catches a charging Santana, who is leaned back into a clothesline from Ax (kind of a standing still Hart Attack).

The slow beating begins in the corner, which is quite normal for Demolition. A suplex gives Smash two but Santana manages a quick flying forearm to Ax for the much needed breather. Martel comes in to clean house, including some running dropkicks. Everything breaks down and Martel gets the Boston crab on Smash. Fuji offers a distraction though and Ax gets in a cane shot to Martel, giving Smash the pin and the titles at 8:02 shown (of about 12:30).

Rating: C+. They did a good job with the editing here, as you wouldn’t realize that about a third of the match was missing. It’s the only choice for the first match here as it showed that Demolition had arrived, which would be quite the beginning for the team. They weren’t a complicated idea and that’s part of what made them work. Just have them go out there and wreck people, with Fuji helping them cheat. It’s a simple formula and it was a success.

From Summerslam 1988.

Tag Team Titles: Demolition vs. Hart Foundation

Demolition, with Mr. Fuji and Jimmy Hart (who has split with the Harts), is defend and the Harts are already in the ring to give you an idea of what this is going to be. The Harts start on Smash’s arm with Neidhart coming in for a middle rope ax handle. Ax gets in a boot from the apron to cut Neidhart down though and it’s time to start the rapid ax handles to the back.

That doesn’t last long as Neidhart gets over to Hart for the house cleaning, including a dropkick to Smash, who came in without a tag. Hart misses a charge into the corner and goes through Fuji’s cane, which cracks in half for a great visual. The banged up arm is tied in the ropes and then sent into the buckle.

Smash wraps the arm around his own leg, followed by a posting to keep Hart down. Back in and Hart hits a running clothesline but the referee doesn’t see the tag to Neidhart so the beating continues. Hart gets in another shot though and NOW the tag brings in Neidhart to clean house. A slingshot sends Neidhart over the top to take Smash out, followed by a powerslam for two back inside. Everything breaks down and it’s back to Hart, who gets dropped with a megaphone shot to give Smash the retaining pin at 10:49.

Rating: B-. You could see the Harts figuring it out as good guys here but the magic was still coming. They certainly had the chemistry that would carry them a long way, though it took time for that to come together in their new roles. Demolition gets to go through another top team though, further establishing their title reign.

Demolition says they’re ready for every team. Like what they had to do here.

From Survivor Series 1988.

Team Demolition vs. Team Powers Of Pain

We’re joined VERY far into the match with the British Bulldogs/Powers Of Pain vs. Demolition/Los Conquistadors. Dynamite crucifixes Smash for two and Barbarian gets in a shot from the apron. Smith comes in for a vertical suplex and hands it off to Barbarian, who allows #1 to get over for a tag without much effort (and commentary rightfully blisters him for it).

Dynamite comes in for a snap suplex on #2 but doesn’t hook the leg, earning him a tongue lashing of his own. Warlord drops a big leg but picks #2 up, with Dynamite coming in to allow the tag off to Smash. Dynamite misses a top rope headbutt and gets clotheslined for the fast pin. Warlord comes back in and misses a charge into the post, allowing Ax to hammer away.

Fuji gets on the apron, yells a lot, and then drops back to the floor, leaving commentary confused. The armbar goes on and Fuji gets on the apron AGAIN, with commentary having no idea what he’s doing. Warlord fights up and sends Smash into the ropes…which Fuji pulls down to send Smash crashing. Demolition is countered out and Ax yells at Fuji, who says he’s the boss and then HITS AX WITH THE CANE. You know, because that’s smart.

The beatdown is immediate and Demolition leaves, with the Powers picking Fuji up and dusting him off. The Conquistadors go after Barbarian, only for Fuji to trip #2. A headbutt gives Barbarian the pin at about 13:00 shown out of 42:12. No rating, but this was the important part of one of the most star studded matches in WWF history.

Demolition talks about beating up the Bolsheviks and then the Powers Of Pain/Mr. Fuji at Wrestlemania.

From Salisbury, Maryland, October 26, 1988.

Tag Team Titles: Demolition vs. Bolsheviks

Demolition is defending of course and this was taped before the turn at Survivor Series, though there’s no explanation for Fuji not being there. The Russians jump them to start but Smash starts cranking on Volkoff’s arm. Ax comes in to do the same before Smash is back in to do the same. More arm cranking ensues with Ax keeping Volkoff in trouble, allowing Smash to come back in and work on the arm in the corner.

Zhukov comes in and is sent straight outside, followed by another armbar back inside. Smash talks a lot of trash, likely giving proper instructions on how to play a fake Russian. Demolition takes turns with chinlocks (no tags of course) but Zhukov manages an elbow out of the corner. Everything breaks down and Volkoff is sent outside. That leaves Zhukov to take the Demolition Decapitator to retain the titles at 8:04.

Rating: C-. Pretty dull stuff here but you don’t put the Bolsheviks out there to tear the house down. Granted it helps that this was aired on Prime Time in September of the following year, so the calendar aspect is kind of thrown out the window. Either way, pretty much just a long squash.

From Des Moines, Iowa, April 25, 1989.

Demolition vs. Honky Tonk Man/Greg Valentine

Non-title and Jimmy Hart is here with Valentine and Honky Tonk Man (who aren’t yet Rhythm & Blues). We’re firmly into the face run now so the fans are free to cheer Demolition for a change. Valentine shoves Smash to start and that goes about as poorly as you would expect. A cheap shot puts Smash down though and Valentine tries the Figure Four, which is countered with a small package.

Honky Tonk Man comes in and gets knocked down just as fast. The villains actually take over by getting Ax into the corner but the referee gets bumped. Everything breaks down and Ronnie Garvin comes out as another referee. Honky Tonk Man hits Ax with the megaphone (not even knocking him down) and Garvin calls for the DQ at 5:04.

Rating: D+. Yeah what were you expecting here? Honky Tonk Man and Valentine were hardly some kind of all time team in the ring so putting them out there was going to bring the quality down. At the same time, it’s not a great sign when Demolition can’t beat these two schnooks.

From Saturday Night’s Main Event XXI (taped the same night as the Honky Tonk Man/Valentine match).

Tag Team Titles: Demolition vs. Brainbusters

Demolition is defending and the Busters have Bobby Heenan with them. Anderson gets in a cheap shot to Smash, who shrugs it off and hits some clotheslines. Smash grinds away on a headlock but doesn’t seem phased by a belly to back suplex. Blanchard comes in and gets slammed out to the floor as it’s time for a breather. Back in and Blanchard gets knocked over the top to land on Heenan, who tries to get in and go after Demolition.

This earns him a trip up the aisle, allowing Ax to pull Blanchard back inside for a shot to the ribs. The chinlock doesn’t last long and Anderson comes in to take Smash down. Blanchard drops a top rope seated senton on Smash and the spinebuster gets two. Ax gets drawn in so Smash can be sent outside, allowing Anderson to get in a shot from the apron. Anderson draws Ax in again and everything breaks down, with Ax knocking the referee down for the DQ at 9:16.

Rating: B. Now this is more like it, as you have the Busters doing every classic heel move to drive Demolition nuts. That set up the story of the match and believe it or not, the Busters knew how to do this to near perfection. As usual, Demotion was more than capable of hanging in there with just about anyone, especially a team this good.

The Brainbusters would win the titles in the rematch so we’ll jump back to Wrestlemania V instead.

Tag Team Titles: Demolition vs. Powers Of Pain/Mr. Fuji

Demolition is defending in a handicap match. Warlord and Ax start things off with Ax hammering him down and handing it off to Smash. Some forearms have Warlord in more trouble and it’s back to Ax for more of the same. Smash comes back in but gets powered into the corner, which doesn’t last long.

It’s already back to Ax for a double back elbow to Barbarian, who chops the heck out of Smash to get out of trouble. Fuji comes in for a chop and a falling headbutt and it’s back to Warlord. Fuji’s top rope elbow misses, allowing Warlord to get dropped with a clothesline. Smash comes back in to make the comeback, including a bunch of clotheslines. Everything breaks down and Fuji’s salt hits Warlord by mistake. The Decapitator retains the titles at 8:58.

Rating: C. The match was dull, but was anyone going to buy the Powers as a real threat to the titles? Fuji being involved made sense too, as he turned on Demolition back in November and it was time for revenge. I wasn’t quite buying the titles being in jeopardy, but there is nothing wrong with putting the champs against a bit of adversity on a big show.

Demolition talks about how tough it is to be champions but promise to beat up all challengers to wrap it up.

Overall Rating: B-. This was pretty much exactly as advertised, with a look at about thirteen months of Demolition at the peak of their talents. You get to see them face a bunch of opponents in some pretty big matches, so this is more than good enough. Demolition is still one of the most successful teams in the company’s history and it’s nice to see them getting this kind of recognition.

 

 

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WWF House Show
Date: July 15, 1988
Location: Los Angeles Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California
Attendance: 15,000
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Sean Mooney, Superstar Billy Graham

I was feeling a little house showish and we might as well take in a city that doesn’t get a lot of attention. We’re in between Wrestlemania IV and Summerslam and that means we’ll probably be seeing some stuff that would be on WrestleFest later in the month. Oddly enough I’ve done the Los Angeles show that follows this, so I’m kind of in for a prequel here. Let’s get to it.

Opening sequence.

Big Boss Man vs. Scott Casey

This is still the very Big Boss Man as he was around 400lbs and had only been in the company about two months. We pause to start because the referee doesn’t like some of the things on Boss Man’s gear. With that out of the way, Boss Man shoves Casey around as commentary tries to figure out how Slick (Boss Man’s manager, not here at the moment) met Boss Man in the first place.

Casey works on the arm but gets sent over the top, meaning it’s time to skin the cat. A backbreaker cuts off Casey and it’s time to work on said back (which does not appear to be broken yet). We hit the bearhug so Casey claps him in the head a few times. That doesn’t work either so Graham suggests going to the eyes.

Boss Man takes him to the mat so Casey makes the rope, meaning the bearhug goes on again (the rare heel logic). This time Casey bites Boss Man’s face, much to Graham’s approval of course. Boss Man charges into a boot in the corner so Casey slugs away, only to charge into a HORRIBLE Boss Man Slam (I don’t think Casey left his feet) for the pin at 7:26.

Rating: C-. Not exactly a great opening here as Boss Man was still figuring out the whole thing. The ending didn’t make it much better, as it was like some weird tackle instead of any kind of a slam. Casey was a good hand but never did much in the WW. Instead he would be a bit better as a trainer, including training Booker T.

Post match Boss Man handcuffs him to the ropes for the nightstick beating.

Rockers vs. Los Conquistadors

The Rockers are new, and come out to what would become the Ultimate Warrior’s music (that fits well actually). Uno wrestles Marty to the mat to start so everything quickly breaks down. That doesn’t go anywhere so it’s back to Marty for a crossbody on Uno. A headlock works a bit better for Marty but Dos comes in to catch another crossbody. That draws Shawn in for a dropkick to Marty’s back and put both of them down for a double knockdown.

Some Rockers’ near falls have Uno and Dos on the floor before we settle down to Shawn slamming both of them. The double dropkicks send Uno and Dos outside again, meaning that it’s time for the stereo dives. Back in and it’s Shawn vs. Dos but here is Jesse Ventura to yell at Billy Graham and then join commentary. The Rockers start taking turns on Dos’ arm, with Marty grabbing an armbar.

Uno tries to come in so Shawn does a fake tag to come in for an armbar of his own. The armbar stays on for a bit as Jesse wants to see the Rockers vs. Demolition. Back up and Michaels gets knocked out of the air so Dos can choke away. There’s the big Flair flip in the corner for two on Shawn and some ax handles to the back make it work. This leaves commentary to talk about Graham’s calves as Los Conquistadors change places outside.

Shawn powers over to the corner for tag to Marty but no one sees it, meaning the beating continues. Uno rips at Shawn’s face in the corner but Shawn comes back with some right hands. Shawn is so banged up that he can’t even slam Dos, but he can hit something like a dropkick. The diving tag brings in Marty for the house cleaning as everything breaks down. Shawn hits the top rope fist drop so Marty can finish Uno at 14:39.

Rating: C+. This got some time and while the heat segment on Shawn wen ton a good bit too long, the rest of the match worked out well. You could tell that the Rockers were WAY different than any other WWF team at the time and they were getting to showcase themselves here. This would have been better if it was a bit shorter, but it was better than the opener.

Post match Jesse goes on a rant about how Shawn was illegal when he hit the fist drop and Gorilla goes into his “they have five seconds” thing. Jesse wants to know why Gorilla only brings that up when it’s someone in the ring that he likes and Gorilla just cracks up for some reason.

Jim Duggan vs. Andre The Giant

Duggan has an extra long 2×4 here, which Graham says represents the people who hold this country together. They stare at each other for a good bit to start as Andre doesn’t like the 2×4 being in the ring. Well, yeah. Duggan finally hands it off to Graham but Andre still isn’t happy. For some reason Graham yells at the referee over this so the ring announcer gets the 2×4.

Now they’re both in and Andre starts the choking nearly four minutes in. Duggan has to crawl to the floor to escape so Andre chokes away back inside. A big chop puts Duggan on the floor again but he…uh, Duggans up. Back in and Andre grabs a standing chinlock for another few minutes before slowly hammering in the corner. Andre crushes him in the corner until Duggan avoids one more hip shot (the fans are right back into it).

The raining right hands stagger Andre but he’s fine enough to grab a bearhug. Duggan tries a headbutt but only knocks himself out, giving us that required confused Duggan look. A bite to the nose finally gets Duggan out of trouble (it worked for Scott Casey 30 minutes ago) and it’s time to slug away.

Some running shoulders set up the three point clothesline and Andre is mostly down in the corner. Duggan does it again and Andre FINALLY goes down. A running knee drop is cut off by a raised…something that wasn’t clear and Duggan is staggered. Duggan tries another three point clothesline but charges into a raised boot, allowing Andre to put his feet on the ropes for the pin.

Rating: B-. Action wise, this match was terrible as it was a bunch of punches and slow motion offense. That’s not the point though, as this was ALL about Duggan trying to chop down the tree and the fans wanted to see him take Andre out. They were getting more and more into everything that Duggan was throwing out there and the reactions were incredible. Very fun match.

Post match Andre celebrates so Duggan beats the fire out of him with the 2×4 to clear him out.

Jerry West of the Los Angeles Lakers is here.

Jake Roberts talks about being in the middle of everything with Rick Rude but he didn’t want it to happen this way. Rude made a decision to get involved with this and now it’s time to pay for it. We recap the angle with Jake’s wife Cheryl Roberts and Jake is ready to get some revenge.

Rick Rude isn’t worried about Roberts and is going to give him a Rude Awakening. Then it’s time to do downtown Los Angeles the ravishing way.

Ultimate Warrior vs. Bobby Heenan

That is some rather strong heat on Heenan and Warrior has the weasel suit with him. Heenan hits the stall button to start (you might have seen that coming) and even grabs a chair but Warrior pulls him into the post instead. Warrior throws him inside so Heenan DIVES over the top to start the chase.

In a rare show of intelligence, Warrior drops down and catches Heenan to start the beating. Warrior sends him into the corner over and over (With the fans counting to eight, but Graham insisting it was fifteen. Graham isn’t that bright.) but Heenan pulls out a foreign object for a throat shot. Heenan slowly strikes away but Warrior catches a big shot with the object. The sleeper finishes Heenan at 7:23.

Rating: C. This was a match where you were waiting on the only possible outcome and there is nothing wrong with that every so often. The fans wanted to see Heenan get humiliated and that is exactly what happened here. Go with what makes sense and let the fans have a good time, as it might make them come back next time.

Post match Warrior puts Heenan in the weasel suit (taking his sweet time to do so). Heenan wakes up, gets confused, and falls down (Gorilla: “He took a bump!”).

Bad News Brown vs. Jim Neidhart

Before the match, Brown tells the beer bellied sharecroppers that he does NOT like the reception he received. He mentions Bret Hart but Neidhart runs in to jump him from behind. A dropkick has Brown on the floor and we hit the stall button. Neidhart slingshots him back inside though and we get our third bite of the show. A variety of choking ensues and we hit the chinlock on Brown.

There’s a shoulder block or two but Brown avoids a middle rope ax handle. The beating is on with Brown hammering away with shots about the head and shoulders. Neidhart charges into a shot in the corner and even commentary blames him or taking too long. Brown makes the mistake of grabbing the goatee though and Neidhart apparently Hulks Up as a result.

They head outside with Neidhart being sent into the barricade and a headbutt knocks him silly again. Some heavy right hands have Neidhart in more trouble but he grabs a bearhug out of nowhere. Brown goes to the eyes to escape, only to miss a middle rope fist drop. A running shoulder sends Brown to the floor where he manages to post Neidhart. Back in and the Ghetto Blaster (not buster, Graham) finishes Neidhart at 12:41.

Rating: C. Neidhart was good enough as a power guy but this wasn’t the most thrilling but match. It was a lot of punching and running into each other until Brown hit the Ghetto Blaster. Brown was getting a nice push around this time and the fallout from the Wrestlemania battle royal giving him a feud with the Harts isn’t a bad thing. Not bad here, but the longer time hurt it a bit as they kind of ran out of things to do.

Rick Rude vs. Jake Roberts

Rude does his usual intro but references Jake’s wife again, drawing out Jake to jump him fast. Jake knocks Rude to the floor and the referee has to hold him back. Back in and Rude gets in a kick to the ribs for a breather as commentary tells snake stories (which may or may not be euphemisms). Jake comes back with a quick DDT attempt and Rude bails straight to the floor again.

For some reason Rude grabs the snake bag and teases leaving with it but then puts it right back down. Rude takes over again and we hit the chinlock for a bit. Some stomping keeps Jake in trouble as Mooney mocks the lack of intricate offense. We hit the chinlock again for a good while until Roberts fights up and elbows his way to freedom. Rude isn’t having that and drops Roberts again, meaning it’s time for some gyrating.

The chinlock goes on again but this time Roberts drives him into the corner for the break. Rude drops him again and a top rope fist knocks Roberts even sillier. A sunset flip annoys Rude so much that he drives in a bunch of forearms before we hit the chinlock AGAIN. They did this at Wrestlemania to fill in time for the draw and they’re doing it again here because….I have no idea why.

Roberts FINALLY jawbreaks his way to freedom but Rude pounds him down one more time. This time Roberts shrugs it off and tells him to bring it so Rude goes to the eye. Rude goes up but gets crotched back down s the real comeback can be on. The big backdrop has Rude in more trouble and there’s the short clothesline. Roberts loads up the DDT but Rude grabs the referee for the smart counter. That’s enough for Rude to try and run off but Roberts cuts him off. Rude gets in a cheap shot though….and Roberts trips over Damien’s bag for the countout at 17:49.

Rating: C-. The ending was certainly different but I’m not sure if that is the best idea in this case. Roberts literally tripped over his own bag to lose, which came after quite the lengthy series of chinlocks. These two had great chemistry in just about everything but the ring, as I don’t recall seeing what I would consider a good match between them. This was better than the Wrestlemania match, though that’s quite the low bar to clear.

Post match Roberts puts Damien on Rude, who finally runs off. Gorilla Monsoon talks to Roberts, who is sick and tired of Rude because it isn’t a game when family is involved. Rude has made some decisions and it is time to pay the price.

And that’s it, without even a goodbye.

Overall Rating: C. These shows aren’t exactly known for their quality and this wasn’t one of the better editions, but what makes them work is how easy they are to watch. There’s nothing big and heavy to the shows (outside of Andre) as you’re given either cold matches or something with an easy to explain story. That doesn’t make it a great show, but it’s so nice to have something different than modern times where everything is packed in as tight as it can be. This stuff wouldn’t do so well today, but for a quick flashback, there’s not much I enjoy more.

 

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Monday Night Raw
Date: October 23, 2000
Location: Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler

It’s the night after No Mercy and the big story is Kurt Angle shocked the world by beating Rock to become the new WWF Champion. Angle has only been around for about a year at this point and is still a goofy character so this was a pretty big surprise. Other than that Austin didn’t quite get his revenge on Rikishi for nearly killing him eleven months prior but you know that’s not over. Let’s get to it.

We open with an In Memory graphic for Yokozuna. Ignore them incorrectly listing him as a three time world champion.

Here’s a bandaged up Rikishi to open things up. He wants to know where Steve Austin is despite knowing that Austin was arrested for trying to crush Rikishi with a car last night. Rikishi talks about the crime that was committed last night but he’s talking about Rock losing the WWF Title. Rikishi was down there to help Rock and even though they lost the battle last night, they’ll win the war. He asks Rock to come down here to hear what Rikishi has to say so here’s the Brahma Bull.

Rikishi apologizes for last night and that he didn’t mean for Rock to lose the title. Rock says that the two for them have done a lot together over the years, but Rock wants nothing to do with him or his apology. Not that it matters as Rock will be the WWF Champion again on his own, meaning without Rikishi’s help. Rikishi understands that Rock is upset, but he’s starting to hurt the big man’s feelings.

That doesn’t really sway Rock who says Rikishi can wipe himself with his feelings. Rock talks about Rikishi having a stomach ache from eating so many hamburgers and hot dogs and suggests Rikishi leave for good. Rikishi says he’ll be there for Rock whether he likes it or not, so Rock says he has to do what he has to do. A Rock Bottom lays the fat man out.

Trish pitches a Women’s Title match against Lita if it’s under bra and panties rules. Commissioner Mick Foley goes over the rules and accepts the idea.

Women’s Title: Lita vs. Trish Stratus

Lita is defending and remember that this is bra and panties. Lita tackles her down to start and takes it into the corner before this becomes a catfight. This is about two years before Trish was even remotely good in the ring so this isn’t going to be anything more than what you would expect. Trish rips off Lita’s top so Lita does the same to Trish. The champ is about to fall out of her top before suplexing Trish down, hitting the moonsault and completing the stripping to retain.

This brings out the furious Right to Censor to complain about how bad women like Lita and Trish are for America. Steven Richards brings out the newest member of the RTC: Ivory, dressed in something a Puritan would find too conservative. She’s in a white collared blouse and a long black skirt while ranting about the clothing women wear today being too revealing. Trish laughs the ideas off and we’ve got a new monster heel Diva.

Michael Cole is in the back with the new WWF Tag Team Champions, Los Conquistadors. This is a little complicated but I’ll get to the explanation later. Anyway, Edge and Christian come up to them to congratulate them on their win and prove that they’re two different teams. Remember that, as it becomes important later.

Here’s Benoit with something to say. He’s noticed that talent, will and determination are useless. Being the best technical wrestler in the world today doesn’t mean a thing. HHH may have beaten him last night but the only game that won last night was HHH getting help from his wife last night. Starting tonight, things are different because no one and nothing will stop him because his time is now. Prove him wrong.

Chris Benoit vs. Road Dogg

Benoit drives him into the corner to start and stomps Roadie down with ease. A backbreaker gets two but Benoit misses the swan dive, allowing Road Dogg to hit a few left hands. Dean Malenko comes out for a distraction though and the Crossface gets a quick submission. Basically a squash.

Cole tells Rikishi that no one wants him here but he says he’ll be here all night no matter who likes it.

HHH doesn’t like that people thought his era was over. Last night he proved Benoit wrong by showing he’s a better technical wrestler than Benoit is. Coach asks HHH about Stephanie helping Angle win the WWF Title last night but HHH says that’s his own business. However, Angle put Stephanie in harm’s way, so now it’s time for HHH to take it out on Angle.

We get a clip from last night of Austin trying to run over Rikishi and getting arrested last night.

Crash is in charge of the APA’s office while they’re out hurt. Test and Albert come in and kick him out.

Jericho gives a stagehand a Fozzie CD and plugs an upcoming performance on Heat. He turns around and spills his coffee on Kane, saying he hopes he didn’t burn him. You don’t talk about burning Kane and the Canadian is destroyed.

European Champion William Regal is in the ring and calls most of the fans uncivilized. He’s in the capitol of Connecticut which produces more handguns which kill more people than any other stage. Cue Jericho to interrupt, apparently not dead at Kane’s hands. He does have a bad left arm though.

European Title: Chris Jericho vs. William Regal

Jericho gets the mic to insult Regal but decides Willy isn’t worth it and charges in to get us going. The bell rings and Jericho fires off chops followed by a spinwheel kick and a clothesline for two. Regal avoids a charge to send Jericho shoulder first into the post and gets two of his own off a spinning powerbomb. A tiger bomb is countered into a suplex by Jericho but Regal goes after the bad arm to take him down. They slug it out a bit but Regal blocks a clothesline by going after the arm again. Regal loads up a neckbreaker but the not very nice Jericho kicks Regal low. There’s the Lionsault but Kane comes in for the DQ.

Kane lays out Jericho with a chokeslam and lights up the corners of the ring.

T&A (Test and Albert) can’t figure out how the initials for Test and Albert Protection Agency should be spelled.

Stephanie and Angle arrive and are greeted by paparazzi.

Here are Stephanie and Kurt for their first public appearance with the title. Stephanie gives him a long winded (I’m as shocked as you are) intro before confetti and balloons rain from the ceiling. The balloons are popped as Angle talks about how America is falling apart. For most people it’s overcoming poverty but for most people here it’s about overcoming being born in Hartford, like Stephanie has done. Angle brags about winning the gold medal in Atlanta but that wasn’t enough for him. Most people would just give up, but he’s not most people.

Four years later (it was three) he came to the WWF and now he’s proven that he’s the best in this company as well. Two months after he got here, he won the European Title and tourism grew by 38% in Europe. We get an over the top highlight package with Angle narrating. He won the Intercontinental Title two months later, becoming the first Eurocontinental Champion in history. “Well except for D’Lo Brown who doesn’t count.” Then he won King of the Ring, sending sales of crowns and scepters up an amazing 40%.

Last night was the crowning achievement though by winning the WWF Title. Angle’s rookie year really is incredible and I can’t think of a better one in wrestling history. Angle has a poem for us called What Makes A Guy Super Great. He gets about two lines down until Foley interrupts. JR: “THANK GOD!” Mick asks for an ovation for Angle on his title win, but says there’s something he didn’t get last night: a celebratory hug.

Stephanie was unable to give him one due to being unconscious from a Rock Bottom. Mick is one heck of a hugger, so he’d be willing to offer his services. Foley gets all teary eyed and announces Angle’s first title defense……….right here in Hartford, Connecticut….against HHH and the Rock in a triple threat. Awesome segment here with Angle at his very best. Goofy Angle is one of my favorite characters ever and this was some of his best work.

Chyna goes looking for Eddie but finds the two women she caught him in the shower with last week. She shuts the door and a lot of violence can be heard. Chyna leaves and the bodies are shown laid out everywhere. One of those girls is Victoria/Tara.

Too Cool vs. Tazz/Raven

Tazz and Raven formed a short lived ECW tag team around this point because there was nothing else for them to do. Scotty kicks Raven in the face to start and Grandmaster adds a middle rope dropkick to take Bird Boy down again. Tazz walks into a powerslam and Raven is kicked out to the floor. The distraction lets Tazz suplex Grandmaster down and the heels take over.

Raven bulldogs him down for two and it’s already back to Tazz as the announcers ignore the match to talk about a cookbook. Raven jumps into a boot to the face and it’s off to Scotty to speed things up. A superkick gets two on Tazz and everything breaks down. Raven accidentally hits Tazz and Grandmaster hits Raven with the guillotine legdrop. Tazz makes the save and Raven returns the favor by breaking up Worm with a DDT to Scotty for the pin.

Rating: D. Just a match here really and as basic as you could ever get. Just throwing people together into a team because they used to work for another company doesn’t really work that well. They wouldn’t o anywhere as a team as there’s just nothing interesting about them together.

Christian isn’t sure which glasses to wear in the match tonight. Pete Gas from the Mean Street Posse of all people comes in and asks to see Edge.

After a break Edge comes back into his dressing room and finds the place wrecked and Christian put through a table. Apparently the Dudleys attacked him and injured his shoulder. Edge says it’s just Los Conquistadors so he’ll win the titles himself.

Billy Gunn vs. Val Venis

Chyna is with Billy here so Eddie comes out before the match. Billy stops her from killing him, allowing Val to jump the Gunn (I’m here all week) and get things going early. A knee drop gets two for Venis and he peppers Billy with forearms. Billy grabs a quickly broken sleeper but gets countered into a blue thunder bomb for two. They clothesline each other down before Billy hits a Stinger Splash and a Jackhammer, only to have Steven Richards break up a Fameasser. Richards is pulled in for a bit but the Fameasser hits for the pin anyway.

Rating: D. Why Billy Gunn kept getting pushed is beyond me. He was athletic but there are some people that just don’t work as a singles guy. Billy just didn’t have it, but I’d be curious to know how much of that is because of his nickname. You can only get so far with his name and gimmick and he crashed into that ceiling far before this.

Stephanie isn’t sure whose corner she should be in tonight. She asks HHH what he wants but he says he just wants her safe.

Video on Jerry Lawler at Las Vegas Outlaws cheerleader tryouts. I think you can figure this one out.

Tag Titles: Edge vs. Los Conquistadors

Edge looks confused as the champions come to the ring. We’ll say Uno starts but is easily punched down. Uno grabs a quick small package for two and Edge is furious. Los Conquistadors both come in and hit Poetry in Motion as the fans suddenly get it. A Twist of Fate and the Swaton connect for the pin to retain the titles.

Post match the champions of course unmask as the Hardys. Cue Mick Foley to wonder how the Hardys can be the Conquistdors when they wrestled the Conquistadors last night. Foley has some footage from earlier which shows Edge and Christian admitting they were in the Conquistadors costumes last night. The problem with that is Edge and Christian weren’t allowed to challenge for the tag titles, but since they fooled him, the tag title change from last night stands. Unfortunately for Edge and Christian, tonight’s title change (there was a change?) stands as well, meaning the Hardys are YOUR Tag Team Champions.

Rikishi tells Cole to tell Rock that he’s helping him get the title back.

WWF Title: The Rock vs. HHH vs. Kurt Angle

Stephanie is in the back with Kurt and tells him to wait before going to the ring since he’s the champ. He finally gets in and the challengers both deck him in the face for making them wait. Kurt clotheslines HHH down but celebrates too long, allowing Rock to drop him with a clothesline of his own. HHH is knocked to the floor and Kurt pounds away on Rock in the corner while he has a chance. Rock comes back with a quick Samoan drop but HHH dives in for the save.

Now it’s Rock being sent to the floor to give us another mini-match. HHH stomps the champion down in the corner and gets two of his own off a neckbreaker. Angle comes back with a gorgeous German suplex but Rock pulls him out to the floor. Everyone goes outside and Rock and HHH get into a contest to see who can slam Kurt head first into the announce table the hardest. Stephanie tries to break it up so Rock stares her down, causing HHH to get in Rock’s face. Angle has the ring bell but Rock ducks and HHH gets blasted in the side of the head instead.

That leaves Rock vs. Kurt in the ring for a bit with Rock hitting a DDT but the referee is checking on the Game. Kurt suplexes Rock down for the same result as a stretcher is brought out for HHH. Angle hits the Olympic Slam out of nowhere and Hebner FINALLY slides back in to count two. HHH gets off the stretcher and stumbles back to the ring for a quick Pedigree on Kurt. Rock saves and clotheslines HHH down before hitting a Rock Bottom on the champion. This time it’s HHH with the save but Angle breaks up a Pedigree with a belt shot to the face. Rikishi comes out to beat up Angle and that’s a DQ somehow.

Rating: C+. This picked up at the halfway point but why did we have a DQ when Rikishi came in but not for a bell or title shot to HHH’s head? Either way, good stuff here as Angle fits this role perfectly: the guy who isn’t all there at times but can be a killer in the ring. Good stuff here.

Post match here’s Austin to go after Rikishi. He clotheslines Angle on the way down the ramp before pounding away on Rikishi, only to have Kurt come back in to go after Austin for the clothesline. I like that as it’s better than just having Angle come in for no apparent reason. Rikishi escapes and a Stunner to Angle ends the show.

Overall Rating: B-. The key difference between today’s shows and this episode is how many different ideas there were back in 2000. You don’t see the same finishes or repetitive matches or the same stories being used over and over again until we get to a PPV to shake things up. There’s an idea to everything going on and instead of using a batch of jobbers over and over again, you get some fresh matches. It makes the show WAY easier to sit through and far more enjoyable as a result.

 

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