Wrestling Challenge
Date: September 6, 1986
Location: Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Ernie Ladd, Johnny V

It’s the debut episode so this is kind of a big one. This is one of those shows that is right up my alley as it is actually a standard show rather than a collection of house show matches. In short, Wrestling Challenge (the new form of All Star Wrestling) debuted at the same time as Superstars (the new form of Championship Wrestling), as the WWF takeover continues. Since there are 23 episodes on Peacock, we might as well have some fun. Let’s get to it.

Commentary welcomes us to the show. Well Gorilla does, as the other two don’t say anything.

Opening sequence. Dang that’s a lot of Hogan.

Here’s who you’ll see on the show.

US Express vs. Don Muraco/Iron Mike Sharpe

That would be Mike Rotundo/Dan Spivey, the lesser version of the team. Fuji is here with the villains and Lord Alfred Hayes is the ring announcer for some reason. Muraco stalls in the corner to start before grabbing a headlock as we get an inset promo from Billy Graham of all people, talking about facing the elements. He’s on his way back to the boogaloo on the scene, event as Spivey comes in for a slam into some armdrags on Muraco.

It’s off to Sharpe to send Spivey into the corner but a bad backdrop and not great dropkick put Sharp down. Rotundo airplane spines Sharpe and everything breaks down. A small package has Sharpe in trouble but Muraco turns it over, only to have Spivey turn it over so Rotundo can get the pin at 3:05.

Rating: C-. So that’s the first match in the history of Wrestling Challenge and it was as basic as you could get. The Spivey version of the US Express wasn’t very good and that was on full display here. They’re fine for a midcard team but you would think the WWF might want to start things off a bit hotter than this. The ending was good though.

We get a Wrestler’s Rebuttal from Randy Savage, who doesn’t like fans cheering for Elizabeth so much. They should be cheering for him instead, so GET ON THE BANDWAGON! Savage could make milk and cookies intense.

Adrian Adonis vs. Tommy Sharp

Adonis has Jimmy Hart and Bob Orton with him. Adonis rolls around to start and takes Sharp down, with Johnny V saying “Iwo Jima, out of ammo”. Monsoon says Adonis chewing gum during the match is dangerous before we get an inset promo from Orton, who says the money and working conditions are better under Adonis than Roddy Piper. He’s even starting to like the smell of the flowers!

Adonis works on the arm and sends Sharp outside for daring to try his own armbar. Hart offers a distraction so Orton can come in with a belly to back suplex/top rope clothesline combination to give Adonis the pin at 2:57. Commentary makes sure to point out that referee Danny Davis was more than a bit off with Hart’s interference. That was a big finish for a match that didn’t even last three minutes.

Bob Orton talks about how much better an offer he received from Adrian Adonis and Jimmy Hart. Roddy Piper went off to Hollywood and stopped sending him the checks so their contract was off. Yeah he wears a pink hat and he is well paid to do so. Orton stood behind Piper so he could say everything he wanted and now he’ll stand behind Adonis as well.

Koko B. Ware vs. Bob Bradley

Ware has been around for all of a few weeks at this point at most (he doesn’t even have Frankie yet). Dancing ensues on the way to the ring as Johnny V thinks Koko sounds like a breakfast cereal. We get an inset promo from Ware, complete with a mini boom box on his shoulder, where he says he wants everyone in the WWF to do the Bird. Feeling out process to start with Bradley grabbing a headlock but Koko is back up with a running crossbody. Bradley slugs away as commentary is a bit split over the idea of the match’s female referee. Koko elbows him in the face and hits a pair of dropkicks. A middle rope dropkick and a splash finishes Bradley at 3:03.

Rating: C-. You can see the skill in Koko but he needs to polish things up a bit. There are some things that can change him up enough and that will make things work. Ware can do the fast paced style and that is always going to get over, with the dancing making it even better. This wasn’t the best match though as Bradley got in a bit too much offense, especially with Ware being a newcomer.

Jimmy Hart says he needs a lot of bodyguards, which is why he hired Bob Orton. Oh and Adrian Adonis will be the next World Champion.

Paul Orndorff vs. Troy Martin

Orndorff has Bobby Heenan with him and comes out to Real American in an angle I would love to see used again. He even throws in the hand to the ear for a nice bonus. We get an inset interview from Honky Tonk Man, who doesn’t like Orndorff stealing from HIS FRIEND Hulk Hogan. Honky Tonk Man promises to get Orndorff somewhere as Martin is sent over the barricade. Back in and Orndorff hits him in the face before walking around a bit. The piledriver finishes Martin at 1:44. He would do a bit better when he changed his name to Shane Douglas (or Troy Orndorff, when he was billed as Paul’s nephew).

And now, the first ever Snake Pit, featuring Jake Roberts promising to bring us thunder. That would be in the form of Kamala, with the Wizard (King Curtis Iaukea) and handler Kim Chee. The Wizard brought Kamala 22,000 miles to unleash evil here. One day the Wizard was in the VIP lounge in Singapore (this isn’t where I was expecting it to go) and the Sultan of Brunei wanted Kamala to wreck people. That was a weird way to go but at least they had Iaukea’s creepy voice.

We go to a clip (which had aired before) of Harley Race being crowned King of the WWE. Bobby Heenan reading the proclamation. Race comes to the ring with Lord Littlebrook carrying his crown as the ring is full of various villains. Heenan officially crowns him the King and the fans are so incensed that they hold up signs that say BOO. The LONG LIVE THE KING chants are on (at least from Heenan) and Race is taken out on King Kong Bundy and Big John Studd’s shoulders. Well that was awesome in a rather 1986 way.

We see a clip of Lou Albano’s new team (yeah I’m shocked too): THE MACHINES! That was so stupid that it was hilarious.

British Bulldogs vs. Moondogs

Non-title and Lou Albano (he gets around) is here with the Bulldogs. The Moondogs jumps them before the bell and the fight starts fast. That’s fine with the Bulldogs who send the Moondogs into each other. We settle down to Spot tripping Dynamite from the floor before coming in for a suplex and a near fall.

Rex comes in and elbows Dynamite in the face but a sunset flip and crossbody get Dynamite out of trouble. Well for all of three seconds or so as the Moondogs take him back into the corner to keep up the beating. A clothesline drops Spot though and the hot tag brings in Davey to clean house. The suplex gets one on Spot as everything breaks down. The Moondogs double team Dynamite but Davey comes in off a blind tag for a high crossbody and the pin at 4:21.

Rating: C. Can we call it a dog fight? Anyway, the Bulldogs were a step ahead of just about everyone else and the Moondogs were little more than a quick opponent for them to fight off. It wasn’t even a title match so how much of a threat was this going to be? The Moondogs don’t get the attention that they deserve as they were rather decent as an oddball team and stayed around for a rather long time.

Jake Roberts, fresh off DDTing Ricky Steamboat on the concrete floor on Saturday Night’s Main Event, isn’t worried about the calls to ban the DDT. The DDT is cruel but fair and Roberts walks the way he wants to. He’ll drop you so fast that your whole family will feel it. Randy Savage comes in as Roberts says everyone has rainbows to look at. Savage: “I’ve seen rainbows before.” They march to their own beat because they’re their own men. Yep, that’s a scary team.

Here’s what’s coming next week.

We get a musical review (Gorilla’s words) of this week’s action, meaning a quick highlight package.

Overall Rating: C. This is about as fun of a show as I could ask for and that was the case this week. It is such an 80s show, but it is a little weird to not have Hogan around in some way. For now though, we got a nice mixture of squashed and interviews, which is a nice way to spend about 45 minutes. This is about the fun instead of the quality, and I’m certainly good for twenty two more shows.

 

 

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WWF House Show
Date: October 19, 1986
Location: The Summit, Houston, Texas
Attendance: 1,700
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Ken Resnick

So I’ve been watching a lot of old house shows on the Network as of late so I might as well try throwing some of them on here as well. This is just after The Big Event so Hulk Hogan vs. Paul Orndorff is the hottest feud in the history of ever. That’s on the card tonight, so we should be in for a big one. Let’s get to it.

Note that this is NOT the complete show, which was normal for old TV shows. I’ll fill in the gaps of the missing matches.

Also note that this is listed as taking place at the Sam Houston Coliseum but everything else I can find says the Summit.

We’re skipping Mike Rotundo vs. Jim Brunzell going to a time limit draw (at 13:55) and Bret Hart pinning Ray Rougeau.

The Summit holds about 16,000 so that attendance is horrible.

Brutus Beefcake vs. SD Jones

Jones is a perennial jobber, likely because SD stands for Special Delivery. Brutus struts to start and then does it again for a bonus. After being sent outside, Brutus comes right back in and hammers away to take over. Some elbows to the head in the corner have Jones in more trouble and a middle rope elbow to the head gets two. Jones gets in a few right hands but Brutus is back with the jumping knee for the pin at 5:26.

Rating: D. Yeah what were you expecting here? Beefcake really wasn’t very good at this point and it would take a long time before he turned into something worth seeing. Jones was one of those guys who was always around but didn’t do much, aside from getting squashed by King Kong Bundy at the first Wrestlemania. This was a pretty weak match, but the high knee didn’t look bad.

Skipped: Big John Studd beats Big Machine.

Greg Valentine vs. Steve Gatorwolf

Gatorwolf’s gear looks so much like Chief Jay Strongbow that I was surprised to see who it actually was. The announcers immediately compare him to Strongbow so I’m not as crazy as it seems. Valentine starts fast for a change and drops an elbow before starting in on the arm. Gatorwolf finally armdrags his way to freedom but the arm is so banged up that Valentine wraps it around the top rope.

We hit the armbar for a good bit until Gatorwolf starts fighting back with the chops to the head (because stereotypes die hard). With the arm work exhausted, Valentine starts in on the leg and gets the Figure Four, but Gatorwolf is right next to the rope. A middle rope elbow misses so Valentine grabs a suplex instead for the pin at 8:31.

Rating: D-. This was an extended squash and not a very good one. Valentine is only so interesting in these short form matches and then the ending was rather weird. The Figure Four was on and then it was a suplex just a few seconds later. You can’t have STEVE GATORWOLF give up to a former champion? Gatorwolf wasn’t exactly helping things either, but this wasn’t going to be very entertaining given how things were set up.

Iron Sheik vs. British Bulldog

The British Bulldogs are Tag Team Champions here so they need to build up some challengers. A Nikolai Volkoff distraction lets Sheik get in an early cheap shot and Bulldog is sent outside. Back in and Bulldog hits a slam as Volkoff comes over to commentary, where Monsoon calls him a liar. An armdrag into an armbar has Sheik in more trouble but he gets in a kick to the face.

Some spitting makes things a little more personal and there’s a backdrop for two on Bulldog. Sheik is back with a rather hideous abdominal stretch attempt so Bulldog hiptosses out with ease. That means a USA chant because of course but Sheik takes Bulldog down again. The camel clutch goes on but Bulldog is too close to the rope. The running powerslam only gives Bulldog one (!) but Volkoff pulls Bulldog’s leg for the DQ at 6:05.

Rating: D. The abdominal stretch alone set this one back and I’m not sure how much worse it can get. More bad wrestling here as neither was exactly the kind of guy you expect to take control at this point. Bulldog was the power half of a tag team and Sheik was so out there that you wouldn’t likely be able to trust him to do much. Another bad match, which isn’t much of a surprise at this point.

Post match the beatdown is on but Dynamite Kid runs in for the fast save.

WWF Title: Hulk Hogan vs. Paul Orndorff

Hogan is defending and can lose the title via DQ. This was the biggest feud in the world at this point and Orndorff, with Bobby Heenan, even stole Real American in an idea that I would love to see used again. Orndorff jumps Hogan (in a dark gray Hulkamania shirt for a change) and they start fast. Hulk fights back with right hands so Orndorff goes for the throat to cut that off in a hurry. With nothing else working, Hogan grabs a VERY early chair but realizes he can’t use it, instead going with a right hand to the face.

The Heenan distraction lets Orndorff get in a knee to the back and Hogan is out on the floor. Back in and Orndorff stomps away, followed by some choking with the leg for a bonus. The backbreaker gets two but it also triggers the Hulk Up as things get serious. A slam sets up the legdrop….for no cover, as Hogan sends him outside instead. The referee again says no chair so they head back inside, where the big boot sends Orndorff to the floor again. Heenan isn’t happy so he yells at the referee, allowing Hogan to hit Orndorff with the chair for the countout win at 6:07.

Rating: D. They even made a Hogan match boring on this show! This was barely anything of note and Hogan was a total villain with the chair stuff. I know he was angry at Orndorff but it was the usual Hogan does bad things and gets cheered anyway. Well as cheered as he can be by such a tiny crowd.

Yelling ensues post match and Hogan gives a rather crude gesture.

We skip Nikolai Volkoff beating Tama and Dynamite Kid pinning Moondog Rex. Those wouldn’t be likely to be the show’s saviors.

Tag Team Battle Royal

Moondogs, Hart Foundation, Iron Sheik/Nikolai Volkoff, Dream Team, King Kong Bundy/Big John Studd, Machines, Rougeau Brothers, Killer Bees, SD Jones/Mike Rotundo, Islanders, Steve Gatorwolf/Chief Jay Strongbow, British Bulldogs

Non-title, the winners get $50,000 and if one member is out, the team is out. Studd is out in less than ten seconds so it’s time for everyone else to brawl. Jones and Rotundo are put out and Jim Brunzell has to save himself. Strongbow and the worthless Gatorwolf are eliminated, followed by the Harts and Rougeaus eliminating each other. The ring is starting to clear out a bit and the Machines follow them out.

Sheik gets rid of the Moon Dogs as the Bulldogs step back to let everyone else brawl (hence them being the champions). The Islanders get rid of the Dream Team and then the Bulldogs put them out as well. So we’re down to the Bulldogs vs. Studd/Sheik, meaning it’s time to pair off. Bulldog hammers away and suplexes Sheik but it’s too early for the elimination. Instead Volkoff gets in a cheap shot to elimination Bulldog for the win at 9:10.

Rating: D-. I’m not a big battle royal guy but this was boring by any standard. It’s like they just threw everyone in there and hoped for the best, even with little time and nothing more than a way to set up a future title match. If nothing else, look at this lineup and tell me how THIS is the best usage of all of these teams.

Overall Rating: F. Wow what a waste of time and this was the hour long version. There was no effort being put in here by anyone and they were having a show because they had to put one on. Maybe it was the tiny crowd, but this was a bunch of nothing matches and then a token Hogan vs. Orndorff match. This was one of the worst house shows I’ve ever seen and given the talent available here, that’s unacceptable.

 

 

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Superstars of Wrestling
Date: October 4, 1986
Location: Baltimore Arena, Baltimore, Maryland
Attendance: 7000
Commentators: Bruno Sammartino, Jesse Ventura, Vince McMahon

Back with the last episode of this series that I have at the moment, although that’s likely to change. With Superstars there isn’t much you can predict as far as matches, but I would expect something more from Piper vs. Adonis which is the top angle on the show at the moment. There’s also supposed to be an interview with Hogan which should be good. Let’s get to it.

Intro and whatnot.

Randy Barber vs. Koko B. Ware

An inset promo from Koko tells us that his bird is named Frankie. Jesse wants a jump off between Koko and Brunzell. Koko throws him around for awhile and hits some dropkicks and a neckbreaker before the Ghostbuster (brainbuster) gets the pin.

Video of Hillbilly Jim singing a song I believe at the reception for Uncle Elmer’s wedding.

Sika vs. Mario Mancini

I’ve heard of Mancini I think. Sika chops him down and chokes to start and we get a chinlock in a squash match. I don’t recall seeing that before. They go to the floor for a bit and back inside the Samoan Drop finishes this.

Tito is ready for his match with Race tonight in Boston. Why does Race wear that ovrcoat when it’s hot out?

Ron Shaw vs. Honky Tonk Man

This is Honky’s TV debut. Vince actually calls him Wayne Ferris. Honky is in suspenders stil here. Mr. Fuji doesn’t wank Honky’s greasy hands on his tuxedo. Honky works on the arm to start but Shaw gets in a thumb to the eye. Honky rams him into the buckle but Shaw comes back. He beats on Honky for a bit until Honky slams him down and the middle rope fist (which isn’t like his cousin AT ALL right?) gets the pin. Honky was light years better as a heel.

Savage says he’ll go to a different galazy tonight and says the gimmick is No DQ. Holy cocaine promo Batman.

Paul Orndorff vs. Dan Haskins

The stolen music continues. Orndorff says the music is his now and not Hogan’s anymore. Paul gives him a clean break to start but the second time he hits him in the ribs. Out to the floor for a slam as Heenan praises things on. Clothesline, piledriver, see ya.

We see Piper, in his trunks for some reason, in the back yelling while on a crutch and holding a ball bat. He goes psycho and DESTROYS the Flower Shop with the bat, falling over from swinging so far.

Dan McGuire vs. Randy Savage

Billy Graham wants the Intercontinental Championship Belt “of the entire universe”. Savage sends him to the floor and rams him into the barricade with an ax handle off the top. Slam and elbow finish this quick.

Jesse talks to Hogan who is wearing a Harley-Davidson bandana. Hulk doesn’t think much of Orndorff and doesn’t think he’s a real American. There’s a birther joke in there somewhere.

Moondogs vs. Killer Bees

Blair and Rex start us off and Vince calls a clothesline a necktie for some reason. Both Moondogs get slammed and it’s off to Spot vs. Brunzell. Brunzell gets in trouble for a good ten seconds before hitting his dropkick and an enziguri and tagging Blair back in. Blair cleans house and Rex hits Spot so Blair can pin him. The Moondogs argue post match.

The Machines say everything they’ve been saying for the last few weeks.

Overall Rating: D+. This was pretty boring here with nothing interesting on the whole show. The Piper scene was cool, if nothing else because of his swearing, but as a whole this was one of the weaker shows I can remember in a long time. The problem is nothing really happened until January so this was kind of a weak time. Bad show for the most part.

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