Wrestlemania 29 Preview – Tag Titles: HELL NO vs. Big E. Langston/Dolph Ziggler
This could go more than one way.First and foremost this is one of the matches that depends on where it is on the card. If it’s late in the show, I can’t imagine we don’t see new champions. If it’s earlier on in the show, I think the champions retain and Ziggler walks out with a title later on in the form of the Smackdown big gold belt. This is also interesting because it’s the in ring debut of Langston, who has had some very entertaining matches down in NXT. I’m not sure if we’re going to see the fun Langston or another generic power guy, but either way it should be fun.
Now the main idea here is that one way or another, we need new tag champions. Kane and Bryan have held the belts for like six months now and it’s WAY past the point where they should have dropped them. The champions aren’t funny anymore, they’re not really fighting, their matches are nothing special, and the joke is way past over. I don’t see why we’re sitting around watching them anymore when they’re not doing anything of note and haven’t been for months now. If Langston and Ziggler don’t take the gold from them, hopefully someone does so soon.
As for the match, I’ll go with the unlikely idea of new champions. It’s pure instinct which is rarely right but I can’t go with the champions retaining again after all these months. Ziggler has been on a very small roll so maybe they’ll FINALLY give him something instead of just having him hold up a dented briefcase for nine months and hoping we think that means something. Then again there isn’t much to the tag titles so it doesn’t fix anything, but in WWE’s eyes the gold is enough to make you mean whatever they want you to mean. The titles change here methinks.
Oh and I’ve heard rumors of making this a six person tag with AJ and Kaitlyn being added to make it winner takes all titles. If that’s the case, I’d bet on the heels taking the belts even more. AJ is a good five months past being the best option for the title, but at least she would be better (and look better) than Kaitlyn.
Wrestlemania 29 Preview – No Holds Barred Career Match: Brock Lesnar vs. HHH
Now stop me if you’ve heard this one before.Brock Lesnar debuted a year ago and this is his second feud. He’s spent roughly eleven months feuding with HHH over something that I’m still not entirely clear on. I think Lesnar started this because he was mad about HHH running the show and then beat him up at Summerslam, but now it’s about revenge for Vince. Or something. Anyway, we saw these two have a No DQ match at Summerslam which was nothing all that exciting at all.
On top of that, the stipulation of HHH’s career being on the line really doesn’t add much because HHH is already retired for all intents and purposes. He wrestled twice last year and I think four times on TV the year before. Putting his career on the line is nowhere near the same as when Flair or Michaels did it as they were both active competitors. I get what they’re going for with the added stipulation, but at the end of the day the match isn’t very exciting at all. It’s the same thing we saw and were bored by eight months ago with HHH trying and likely failing to have the big epic showdown he’s hoping for.
As for Lesnar, the problem is very simple: what does he gain from this match? He’s already beaten HHH once and has done nothing else for the rest of his time in the company other than lose to Cena. Why in the world would you have someone like that with that much money being spent on him in the same feud for the better part of a year with the match not being great? It seems like such a waste, but given the millions he’s making a match, can you blame Brock for doing stupid matches like these?
The build has been nothing special either as it feels like they’re trying to recreate what happened last year with Taker vs. HHH. The idea of the feud is that Brock beat up HHH last summer and now HHH wants a rematch to prove how awesome he is. The idea of HHH fighting for Vince’s honor doesn’t do much for me and neither does Shawn being in his heterosexual life mate’s corner. It’s going to be a lot of what we saw before with Shawn likely superkicking Heyman at some point. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Stephanie and Vince make appearances during the match as well.
As for the match itself, I can’t imagine HHH losing. He’s 43 years old and can still put on good matches which give younger guys a solid rub as a result. As stupid of an idea as it would be to have Lesnar go 1-2 in his first year back with the company and waste two of those matches on HHH of all people, I can’t picture it going any other way. HHH is going to get back in the ring again which is the right move, but at this price I’m not sure if it’s worth it. Either way the match will be very physical but likely not live up to the standards they’ve set for the match, as HHH’s “epic” matches rarely work at all.
Wrestlemania 29 Preview: Tons of Funk/Funkadactyls vs. Rhodes Scholars/Bellas
I wouldn’t be surprised to see this get bumped to the pre-show as well.This is the big return of the Bellas in what is supposed to be part of the resurgence of the Divas division by giving the Funkadactyls a rub. The problem with that theory is that no one is going to care about any Diva if they’re treated like schmucks like Kaitlyn. As for the male counterparts…..eh. Tons of Funk are a glorified comedy team with the dancing stuff but the kids like them a lot in the same vein of Rikishi and Too Cool back in the day. The Scholars on the other hand are back together and still losing almost every time they’re out there. I’m hoping the team is done for good after this so we can get them doing something worthwhile. Given that the tag division reboot is dead, having them as singles guys is the only thing left for them.
As for the match, I think it goes to the dancing team, presumably with Naomi getting the win. It’s clear that WWE sees them as the next big thing in the Divas division. She got a spot in a PPV title match late last year and was showcased in the tag match on Monday. She’s much better in the ring than Cameron, but Cameron is better in the looks department which tends to be the bigger deal anymore. This isn’t going to be much of a match and it might get eight minutes at most. I’d bet on the dancers to win though, if nothing else for the big dance party post match.
Wrestlemania 29 Preview: Pre-Show – Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Wade Barrett
What better place to start a preview than with the match that starts before the actual show?I’m still not entirely sure what these guys are fighting over. I’d assume it was the movies they were in, but it’s not like that’s been mentioned for two weeks or so. Barrett has been champion for months now and at times I forget he even has the belt since he loses so many non-title matches, including one to Miz a few weeks ago on Raw. The idea is supposed to be that Miz is some kind of Figure Four master or whatever, even though he’s used the move for like three months and has only been decent at it for about two of those, so look for a lot of Figure Four attempts.
There’s a reason this match is going to be on the pre-show. Not many people are interested in seeing it, it’s not going to be much in terms of quality, the title means next to nothing, we saw this match two weeks ago, and Barrett is a lame champion. I’ll go with Miz to win here to give the fans something to “care” about, even though not many people care about him at all.
Lockdown 2013 Preview
It’s arguably the second biggest show of the year and I can’t say I’m thrilled for it. The show is at the Alamodome which had over 60,000 people in it for the 1997 Royal Rumble, but I don’t think they’re going to get that many this time. Let’s get to it.To begin with, we’ll look at the world title match, which has one major problem:
Why are they fighting? It’s been made clear that the only reason Ray has gotten this shot is because he’s Hulk’s son in law. Ray didn’t win a big match, he hasn’t beaten anyone in a singles match lately (his last televised one on one win was against Jesse Godderz. Before then, his last singles win on TV was in SEPTEMBER when he beat Aries, as in the guy he lost to on PPV in December), he and Hardy have no personal issue, and Ray has barely been around him due to feuding with Aces and 8’s. Hardy was gone for a month and is just now back in action but he hasn’t had much interaction with Ray either.
At the end of the day, Ray hasn’t earned this shot and hasn’t won anything of note lately, Hardy hasn’t done anything to Ray, and they don’t hate each other. What is the interest in seeing them fight?
For a prediction I’ll take Hardy to retain, as all signs point to Bully winning and turning heel. Since that would make sense, we’ll say it won’t happen. Also it would make Hogan look stupid and we can’t have that.
Next up is Lethal Lockdown which brings us to Aces and 8’s. Let me try to get through this as fast as I can so I don’t have to think about them. Aces and 8’s is probably the worst major stable in company history. From taking FOREVER to reveal a member to having D-Von and Anderson as their top names to having D’Lo Freaking Brown revealed as their second in command, they have nothing going for them and they haven’t in the NINE MONTHS they’ve been around. At the end of the day, we have no idea why they’re doing what they’re doing and there’s no sign that such information is coming anytime soon. The whole story is a disaster.
The ONLY chance they have at salvaging it is to win Lethal Lockdown while revealing a big name as their boss. The problem with that is all signs point to either Jeff Jarrett or Eric Bischoff being the boss, which doesn’t do much good. The problem is we’ve seen them both lead massive stables before so it would be the same warmed over stuff we’ve seen before with lower level names and far more damage coming in.
As for the match, I’ll take the bikers but given how things have been going, I’ll expect them to lose.
Kurt Angle beats Wes Brisco despite a ton of help from Aces and 8’s. If that happens, the bikers win Lethal Lockdown.
I’ll take Roode and Aries to keep the belts. It’s way too early for them to lose. Either way, for the love of all things good and holy, PLEASE don’t put them back on Chavo and Hernandez. I can’t take that again.
Velvet keeps her title. I can’t take more Gail Kim on top either.
Robbie T destroys Robbie E of course.
I’ll take Kenny King to retain and Joseph Park to beat Joey Ryan. You haven’t heard of these matches? Most people haven’t either, but that’s because TNA is awful at setting up a PPV card and they added these matches in at the last second to fill in some time.
Overall Lockdown is a very uninspiring show. Between the lackluster world title match and Aces and 8’s dragging things down, This isn’t a show that I’m thrilled with watching but TNA has surprised me before. Grnated they’ve also had some of the worst shows I’ve ever seen but hopefully that won’t be the case here.
Thoughts/Predictions?
Tables Ladders and Chairs 2012 Preview
The show is tomorrow and the Rumble I’m watching is really boring so let’s get to it.Let’s get the obvious ones out of the way:
Cesaro retains and the Scholars get the title shot. Those are about as obvious as you can get.
As for the other four matches, all of them could really go either way.
I’ll take Barrett to win the title, as Kofi really has nothing left to do with it. He’s the king of the transitional champions, so losing to Barrett is what he’s designed for here.
The TLC match is a very tricky one as you can’t imagine the Shield can hang with these three guys in a match with no advantage, but at the same time you don’t want the Shield to go down in their first match. I’ll go with Shield to add more members and win.
Now the next two matches are connected, as it’s going to depend on which order they go in and who wins which one. I’ll go with Sheamus to win the title, but for Big Show to lay him out afterwards, allowing Ziggler, the winner of the ladder match, to cash in and win. That’s a BIG stretch and if I’m wrong I won’t be surprised in the slightest.
Overall this show is usually pretty fun and this one should be as well, but the booking is very hard to predict. Also as usual, everything is capped off by Rock next month anyway, making this show really just a pit stop on the way.
Thoughts/predictions?
Final Resolution 2012 Preview
I forgot this show existed until I saw someone talking about it on the forums.Roode has no chance of winning the title. Hardy wins a good match with something likely being set up for next month as well.
The story would suggest that Daniels wins, but would you bet against AJ when he’s fighting the Fallen Angel? I’m certainly not going to do so.
If you can’t see that Garrett and Wes are joining Aces and 8’s soon, you fail as a wrestling fan. The bikers win the match, but at worst they’ll win the post match stuff.
I’ll go with Ray to win the match against Aries, if nothing else to give his feud with Hogan more momentum.
Van Dam keeps the title.
Mickie wins as well, setting up a feud with Velvet.
Finally we’ve got the tag titles. Flip a coin and it’s new champions.
Based on how short this is, you can tell how much I care about this show. Of the seven matches on the card, three of them were finalized on Thursday, two of those being big matches (8 man tag and Aries vs. Ray) and the third being a title match. There’s nothing on this show that interests me, which is why it sounds good to have some of these B shows eliminated. It’s clear that this show is happening because you have to have one PPV a month. The stories just aren’t there and there’s very little interest in the show from me. The matches will likely wind up being good but it’s one of those shows I won’t remember in about two days.
Thoughts/predictions?
Survivor Series 2012 Preview
The show is tomorrow night and I haven’t seen Smackdown yet, so this isn’t a fully informed review. There are only five matches announced anyway so let’s get to it.Starting with the world titles, we’ll go with Punk to retain because that’s how Raw works at the moment. There’s a chance Cena gets it, but Ryback is flat out not getting it because we’ve got a character that they could get something out of so we have to have him lose in his first two times in the main event.
Show to beat Sheamus but I don’t think there’s a cash in yet. Hopefully Ryback fights Show next.
Since the whole feuds makes NO sense, we’ll go with Team Ziggler to win because it makes as much sense as anything else.
Cesaro to retain.
Kaitlyn gets the title.
Seriously, that’s the card. I’m sure another match or two will be added to fill in time (Hell No vs. Players maybe?), but on paper this is going to be one of the weakest PPVs in a long time. The top feuds are completely mixed up and I have no idea what they’re planning on doing this Sunday. I think I know where they’re going, but how they get there is another deal entirely. I’m not looking forward to the show and I’m not really caring about WWE right now at all.
Sacrifice 2012 Preview
The show is officially later tonight and as usual I can barely remember most of the card.I’ll go with Roode to retain. It’s a filler main event, but I don’t see any reason for him to lose the title.
Anderson over Hardy. I flipped a coin.
AJ to lose to Angle due to being all messed up.
Now I have to look at the list of matches because that’s all I can remember.
The Robs take the title somehow because this feud hasn’t gone on long enough.
I’ll take the tag champs to retain. They’re facing Daniels/Kaz. I don’t remember hearing about it either.
Tessmacher to take the title.
Finally I’ll go with Aries over Ray because of Abyss.
Overall the show is 100% filler, although it looks better than Victory Road, but that isn’t saying much.