Monday Night Raw – December 17, 2012: Raw FINALLY Stops Taking Itself So Seriously. Oh And He’s Back!
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Night Raw
Date: December 17, 2012
Location: Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
We open with a long recap of the PPV last night as expected.
Rey Mysterio vs. Damien Sandow
18 Seconds (Wrestlemania 28)
The Rock Gets Punked (Raw 1000)
Kaitlyn vs. Eve Torres
Kaitlyn jumps her to start and pounds away and we head to the floor. The champion (this is non-title) gets pounded on even more and freaks out because Kaitlyn hits her in the face. Back in and Eve pounds away on Kaitlyn, but Kaitlyn comes out of the corner with a gutbuster for the pin at 2:08. Back to the old formula for the Divas I guess.
To present the Comeback of the Year Award, here are the New Age Outlaws, complete with the PG version of their entrance. Billy has to read his line off his hand in a funny bit. The nominees are:
Brock Lesnar
Chris Jericho
DX
Jerry Lawler
We take a break before the awards which I think is going to be a trend tonight. Lawler wins to the shock of no one. He jogs up the ramp and says nothing of note.
Kofi Kingston vs. Tensai
Tensai hits the Vader Bomb in the corner and walks into Trouble in Paradise for the pin at 1:10. Fire him. Please.
Post match Wade Barrett lays out Kofi with the Bull Hammer.
AJ and Daniel Bryan
AJ and Kane
AJ and CM Punk
AJ and John Cena
Great Khali vs. David Otunga
Sheamus
John Cena
Big Show
CM Punk
Post break again, Flair and HELL NO celebrate in the back and Flair gets into the YES/NO thing. Ron Simmons comes up and you know where this is going.
Brodus Clay vs. JTG
Here are Santino and Tensai to presents LOL Moment of the Year. Tensai falls down coming through the entrance and has a big bandage and ice pack on his head. Santino cracks up looking at Tensai. He calls him Albert and makes fun of him for a bit. Apparently Tensai means Fat Albert. Tensai grabs him and speaks in that thick Boston accent of his.
The Rock throws Cena merchandise into the Boston Harbor
HELL NO at Anger Management
Randy Orton beats up Ricardo and Striker with food
Vickie Guerrero dances
Sin Cara vs. Cody Rhodes
Here are Zack Ryder and Layla to present the award for Trending Now Hashtag of the Year. I swear this is a real thing.
Feedmemore
Peoplepower
LittleJimmy
WWWYKI
Smackdown World Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Big Show
3MB vs. Alberto Del Rio/The Miz/Tommy Dreamer
Sheamus comes out to present Newcomer of the Year.
Antonio Cesaro
Brodus Clay
Damien Sandow
Ryback
Ryback vs. Antonio Cesaro
Here are Gene Okerlund, Ricky Steamboat and JR to present the Match of the Year Award.
Undertaker vs. HHH (Wrestlemania 28)
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena (Extreme Rules)
Sheamus vs. Big Show (Hell in a Cell)
The Rock vs. John Cena (Wrestlemania 28)
In the back the Shield is destroying Tommy Dreamer. Ricardo of all people tries to stop them and is beaten down as well. Referees eventually chase them off.
Dolph Ziggler/AJ vs. Vickie Guerrero/John Cena
Results
Rey Mysterio b. Damien Sandow – Top Rope Splash
Kaitlyn b. Eve Torres – Gutbuster
Kofi Kingston b. Tensai – Trouble in Paradise
Great Khali b. David Otunga – Chop to the head
Brodus Clay b. JTG – Splash
Cody Rhodes b. Sin Cara – Cross Rhodes
Alberto Del Rio/The Miz/Tommy Dreamer b. 3MB – DDT to Slater
Ryback b. Antonio Cesaro via countout
Vickie Guerrero/John Cena b. Dolph Ziggler/AJ via DQ when Big E. Langston interfered
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