Ohio Valley Wrestling
Date: February 25, 2019
Location: Davis Arena, Louisville, Kentucky
Commentators: Gilbert Corsey, Ted McNaler, Josh Ashcraft

I’m hoping the rubber show is an improvement as I’ve watched two shows so far and the second was pretty much a disaster. I believe this is the go home show for the Impact show but it’s kind of hard to tell given the way the shows are posted around here. Hopefully this one is better though or I’ve wasted some money on the Impact show. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening sequence.

Sami Callihan, the Crist Brothers, Madman (Sawyer) Fulton and Ace Austin are in the front row, though I wouldn’t quite associate Fulton and Austin with Impact.

We recap Callihan spitting in Tony Gunn’s face last week.

Here’s Gunn to a decent face reaction to say that things are going to be a little different this week. Gunn issues a challenge for Sami to come in the ring right now but Callihan doesn’t bite. Ok he probably does but not here. Gunn spits at him so the fight is on immediately. The rest of the Impact guys jump the barricade and the beatdown is on with Sami grabbing the OVW Title to knock Gunn silly. Some of the locker room runs out for the big brawl. Commissioner Dean Hill finally comes out to break things up. Good segment, though it showed the complete lack of star power in OVW.

The War Kings come in to see King’s Ransom and the one on one match for the future title shot isn’t happening.

Drew Hernandez vs. Justin Smooth

I’m still not sure what the original issue is here. Hernandez offers a handshake which gets about the reception you would expect. Smooth is ready for the low blow and a right hand knocks Hernandez outside. The chase is on with Drew catching him by the legs for a crotching against the post. Another low blow keeps Smooth in trouble but he’s fine enough to kick Hernandez away.

Hernandez blasts him with a clothesline for two and loads up his own version of Street Justice. That’s blocked as well and Smooth hits a very weak atomic drop. A spinebuster works a bit better and Smooth loads up the low blow but stops to think about it. The delay lets Hernandez kicks him away, leaving him set up for the Sting falling low blow in a nice spot. Street Justice finishes Hernandez at 5:50.

Rating: D. Smooth has a great look and some potential but he needs a lot of ring time to make things come together. I’m sure he’ll get a chance at some point on his physique and build alone. Hernandez is pretty much a low blow and nothing else, which isn’t quite enough to make me care about him as a heel or anything else for that matter. The ending was fine but they spent WAY too much time in the chase.

Sinn Bodhi promises to make things weird next week. This is set to the Sanford and Son theme to make things that much better.

TV Title: Gauntlet Match

Shiloh Jonze is defending and it’s KTD and Crimson to start. Crimson is about a foot taller than KTD and does the hand on the head to block right hands. Some right hands to the body stagger Crimson but he’s right back with a beating in the corner. The referee gets shoved though and that’s a DQ to get rid of Crimson at 1:25. The beatdown continues until King’s Ransom runs in for the save to chase Crimson off but KTD can’t continue so it’s Brandon Espinosa in third and Melvin Maximus in fourth.

Brandon tries his luck with forearms and a low superkick for two but a running powerslam (with Melvin almost dropping him) gets rid of Espinosa at 4:23. Jaden Roller, Espinosa’s partner, is in fifth and gets powerslammed out at 4:43. Big Zo is in sixth as Melvin is exhausted despite being out there for about a minute and a half.

Melvin hits a hard shoulder but can’t slam the big guy. Instead it’s a Samoan drop into the Zo Bomb to get rid of Melvin at 7:23. Shiloh Jonze is in seventh to complete the field and brings Big D. out with him. Zo beats both of them up and avoids three straight elbows from D, which hit Jonze by mistake. A running crossbody finishes Jonze at 9:19.

Rating: D. Now this felt like an instance where they had nothing to do this week and just wanted to get in and out as fast as they could. That made for a bad match as they were rapid firing the eliminations with nothing having a chance to mean anything. On top of that, how was Melvin tired after two powerslams? That’s just sad.

Jaylee yells at Cali for taking the title last week. A woman makes a cameo to say she can hear them down the hall and they need an inside voice.

Thunderkitty vs. Miss Hannah

Thunderkitty is billed as 97 years old but doesn’t exactly do anything to fit the gimmick save for having a black and white entrance. They fight over a lockup to start until Hannah misses a charge in the corner. Hannah cartwheels away and gets in a few right hands. A quick distraction of the referee lets Thunderkitty poke her in the eye and grab a small package (again with the shoulder up) for the pin at 3:03.

Rating: D-. Egads this show needs to end now, or at least move on to something worthwhile. This was more terrible stuff with Thunderkitty doing nothing to make you think she’s any kind of an interesting gimmick. I’ve seen her multiple times in different promotions and it’s been the same each time. Did the crowd know about the gimmick or was it something you had to hear mentioned on commentary? If you didn’t hear it in the arena, I don’t know how you would have known otherwise.

Colton Cage calls Dustin Jackson in jail (which looks a lot like a locker room) and gets in the expected taunting. Dustin promises to get out and make it up to Dani, who happens to be next to Cage. A lot of ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO’s are shouted.

The Void comes out for a match but Crazzy Steve and Aamon jump them from behind. As the announcers recap the feud (The Void used to be their minions while they were all part of Abyss’ Army but they’ve broken free because they were always blamed for everything. It took ten seconds to recap and now I’m caught up. It’s not that hard.), the Void fights back but Winters misses a dive to the floor.

Another dive connects but the beatdown is on again with Steve pulling out a plastic bag to suffocate Winters (as he did to Chace Destiny a few weeks ago). Chace makes the save but Aamon brings in a chair. A spike DDT onto the chair destroys Nigel so referees can finally break it up. These guys are good villains and this has been the best thing about the three shows so far.

We look at the opening brawl.

Here’s Commissioner Danny Davis (he was the play by play guy for years so it’s nice to hear that voice again) to address things from earlier. He’s been on the phone with the Impact bosses and at the Impact show, it’s the Crist Brothers/Madman Fulton/Ace Austin vs. four stars to be named, plus Gunn vs. Callihan. This brings out Gunn but here’s Sami for the fight. The rest of the Impact guys run in but some of the locker room comes in and the brawl is on. Gunn hits a big dive and the Impact guys are taken out to end the show.

Overall Rating: D. Well it was somewhat better, but at the same time it was some of the weaker wrestling I can remember seeing in a long time. Part of the problem is that so much of this show feels like it’s being used to build towards the Impact show, but with only one match officially announced, they’re lacking for stories on the rest of the weekly TV. Hopefully things are better when the Impact roster is here, because these three weeks didn’t instill me with confidence.

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Ohio Valley Wrestling
Date: February 18, 2019
Location: Davis Arena, Louisville, Kentucky
Commentators: Gilbert Corsey, Ted McNaler, Josh Ashcraft

Last week’s show was a rather mixed bag but I think I can call it more good than bad. With that one out of the way, I have something close to an idea of what to expect on this one, which should help pave the way for Impact Wrestling showing up next month. We’ll probably get another TV Title gauntlet match this week due to whatever reason they think that’s a good idea. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening sequence.

The announcers welcome us to the show and talk about the race to be on the big Impact show. Ted talks about his wife Brittany Devore recently losing the Women’s Title and wanting her rematch tonight….as Sami Callihan and Jake Crist are sitting in the front row and shouting a lot. More on this later I’m sure.

TV Title: Gauntlet Match

Justin Smooth is defending but it’s Dimes in first and Nigel Winters in second. Dimes works on the knee to start before it’s off to an early pinfall reversal sequence. It’s off to the arm but Dimes can’t get the Change Maker (seems to be some kind of an armbar) so it’s a quickly broken crossarm choke instead.

Neither of them can get a hiptoss so Nigel misses a charge in the corner. Dimes misses a top rope stomp as well but the Change Maker (ah it’s a Crossface) goes on. Nigel rolls through again and dropkicks Dimes in the back to block a handspring. It’s already back to the Change Maker but Nigel reverses into a cradle for the pin at 5:00.

Drew Hernandez is in third and misses an early splash into the corner to give Nigel two. A sleeper works a bit better for Nigel and a stomp to the back keeps Drew in trouble. He unhooks a buckle pad on the way back up to distract the ref and the trademark low blow finishes Nigel at 6:46.

Justin Smooth is in fourth and sends him into the exposed buckle. Street Justice misses though as Drew bails to the floor and we take a break. Back with Smooth forearming away in the corner but Drew heads outside again at the threat of another Street Justice. A spinebuster takes Drew down back inside but this time Hernandez pulls the referee in front. The low blow is blocked and Smooth kicks him low for the DQ at 10:58, losing the title in the process. Shiloh Jonze with the Entourage is in fifth and dances over for the one finger pin to get rid of Hernandez at 11:55.

Melvin Maximus is in sixth and it’s one on one for the title. Some hiptosses have Jonze in trouble but the Entourage finally gets involved with a quick trip to let Jonze take over. A Hennig necksnap and a chinlock keep Melvin down but for some reason Jonze thinks it’s a good idea to hit a monster in the face. The bearhug goes on until Melvin goes the Entourage, allowing Jonze to Superman punch him in the throat. That and some feet on the ropes are enough for the pin and the title at 15:43.

Rating: D+. Yeah as you had to imagine was coming, there isn’t much of a future to having so many people from the midcard in the same match week after week. Jonze winning the title feels like something that isn’t going to make it past next week as I don’t think OVW’s version of Grandmaster Sexay is going to make it to the Impact show.

Here’s Brittany Devore to say she was cheated out of the Women’s Title on Friday so let’s have a rematch right now.

Women’s Title: Jaylee vs. Brittany Devore

Jaylee is defending and comes out with two women named Cali and Valerie Vermin (who combine to form the It Girls). They’ve been promised title matches first, but Jaylee agrees to give Brittany the title shot tonight. Well that….is likely a screwy finish coming. Brittany charges at her for some bad looking right hands but the It Girls trip her down. Jaylee’s rollup retains the title at 38 seconds.

And indeed, Cali wants her title match RIGHT NOW.

Women’s Title: Cali vs. Jaylee

Jaylee is defending and loses the title in three seconds to a rollup, despite her shoulder being up at one.

The Void wants Crazzy Steve back so they can end this, no matter what the cost.

King’s Ransom isn’t done with the War Kings because they got cheated last week. They have a challenge for the champs: next week one member of each team face off and it’s either a title shot or King’s Ransom walks away.

Here’s OVW Champion (it’s a good looking belt too, kind of a cross between the Winged Eagle and Attitude Era title designs) Tony Gunn for a chat. He’s going to be a fighting champion and it’s time to run off the people who don’t belong here. Callihan and Crist aren’t impressed from the front row and cut him off with an OVE chant.

We get another creepy Sinn Bodhi promo, which really are highlights around here.

Here’s Cash Flo with some money in his hand. It’s time for the Cash Flo Chop Shop Challenge, meaning he’ll put up $1000 to anyone who will face him in a chop off. The interviewer runs away and it’s Ashton Cove, a rather small guy with tape over his nipples, taking the challenge first. Cove tries to tape himself up even more but a single chop sends him outside.

William Lutz, also in a JOB Squad shirt, is the fourth challenger. They trade two chops each and the third makes Lutz tap. Sam Thompson is fifth (yes there have been five challengers) and they trade four chops each as Thompson refuses to quit. The fifth is too much for Thompson to get up from but he doesn’t tap. Here’s Big Zo (the only person of some size) to take the challenge. Flo says the Chop Shop is closed, wrapping this up after a ridiculous THIRTEEN MINUTES.

We look back at Dustin Jackson accidentally knocking out Dani last week despite swinging for Colton Cage.

Here’s Dustin to ask Dani (with a nasty black eye) for his forgiveness because it was an accident. She comes over to him as he gets on one knee but here’s Cage to arrest Jackson for domestic violence. Colton laughs as Dustin is taken away to end the show.

Overall Rating: D-. Maybe last week’s show was a lucky shot because this felt like a bunch of people who had no idea what they were doing here. The show felt all over the place (a thirteen minute chopping exchange) and while the ending angle wasn’t bad, this show was dying for another match in the middle to bridge the gap a bit. There were moments that weren’t bad, but this was a near disaster on almost all levels.

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