Best Of The WWF Volume XI
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Gene Okerlund, Lord Alfred Hayes, Slick, Bobby Heenan
Host: Gene Okerlund

So this is a series of VHS tapes (twenty in total) that the WWF put out in the 80s, mainly comprised of a bunch of house show matches and some other things. That makes for some interesting selections as you never know what you might be seeing. These things can be anywhere between a blast or a disaster so let’s get to it.

Gene Okerlund welcomes us to the tape and previews some of the bigger matches.

From New York City, New York, January 19, 1987.

Can-Am Connection vs. Dream Team

Okerlund’s intro talks about how this match previews the issues between the Dream Team that would lead to their split at Wrestlemania III so this was likely released in the spring of 1987. Martel works on Valentine’s arm to start and armdrags him down, with a legdrop to the arm keeping Valentine in trouble. Back up and Valentine misses an elbow, allowing Zenk to hit a dropkick dropkick to send him back into the armbar.

The Dream Team’s manager Johnny V grabs the mic to promise a quick Dream Team victory, even as Beefcake comes in to miss an elbow. An atomic drop sends Beefcake into the corner, followed by one to Valentine as well. Martel comes back in to stay on the arm but Beefcake finally gets him into the corner. Valentine’s middle rope forearm sets up Beefcake’s backbreaker for two, with Zenk having to make the save.

Beefcake grabs a chinlock (with his tongue sticking out for some reason) for a bit until Martel fights up for two off a backslide. That’s cut off by Valentine but Martel makes a heck of a slugging comeback (that looked great). Valentine sends him into the corner though and gets in a knee to the back as Martel is in trouble again. A suplex from Valentine sets up a bearhug from Beefcake, causing Martel to shake a lot. It’s back to Valentine to send him into the corner for two but Martel crawls between the legs for the tag off to Zenk.

House is cleaned for a bit but Zenk charges into a clothesline from Beefcake to cut that off in a hurry. The abdominal stretch goes on for a bit before Beefcake gives him an atomic drop. Martel gets the tag but the referee doesn’t see it, meaning it’s a double belly to back suplex to Zenk. The Figure Four goes on as Martel is taken out on the floor, only to come back in with a slingshot splash to pin Valentine at 17:57 shown (apparently out of 18:36 so they didn’t clip much at the beginning).

Rating: B+. Yeah this was rather good stuff and it’s easy to see why the Connection was becoming the hottest team in the company around this time. They’re the definition of white meat stars and the fans loved what they were doing. The amazing thing is that it got even better when they evolved into Strike Force. For now though, it worked very well.

From New York City, New York, November 24, 1986.

Kamala vs. George Steele

Please be short? Maybe? Kamala is messed up by all of the booing to start and they stall for a good minute. Kim Chee’s distraction lets Kamala get in some chops so Steele bails to the floor. Back in and Steele stomps on the bare toes, allowing him to hammer away in the corner. Steele has to go after the Wizard (because Kamala has two managers), who sends in his horn. A shot to the back knocks Steele silly and it’s a splash, followed by a top rope splash, to give Kamala the pin at 3:17.

Rating: D. You know, I’m not even mad at that. The action (and there was just so much of it) was squeezed into about two minutes, which included two people interfering and a weapon shot. Of course it’s terrible, but it’s a case where they’re in and out so fast that it’s not even worth getting annoyed.

Post match Kamala gets in another splash, adding about 10% to the total amount of offense.

From the same show.

Here is Roddy Piper for a live Piper’s Pit. He’s not used to being cheered (that’s an understatement) but he’s still the same son of a b**** he’s always been. We’re clipped to Paul Orndorff and Bobby Heenan (the guests) having a conference in the corner and Piper saying Orndorff needs a partner. Heenan: “I don’t need you to make a fool of me Piper.

Heenan picks Harley Race to team with Orndorff and we’re clipped again to Piper needing a partner of his own. Piper talks to his non-existent (or maybe invisible) manager, with Heenan not liking this. VLADIMIR THE SUPER FAN of all people gets on the apron, suggesting that Piper team up with Hulk Hogan. Orndorff absolutely loses it as Piper hits Heenan in the eye with the mic and leaves.

From the same show.

Harley Race/Paul Orndorff vs. Hulk Hogan/Roddy Piper

This should be good and Bobby Heenan is here too. The double brawl is on to start with the villains being cleared out. Hogan and Piper tease fighting but just tear their shirts off so Hogan can pick Piper up and swing him at the other two. Piper works on Race’s arm and reluctantly hands it off to Hogan for a middle rope ax handle.

Hogan and Piper take turns kicking at the arm, with Hogan looking at Piper like “I could get used to this”. Race starts to get over to Orndorff but Piper pulls him back for a lot of twisting and another staredown tag (a running theme) brings Hogan back inside. Race finally gets in a shot to Piper and Orndorff comes in for the elbow drop.

It’s already back to Race to drop an elbow, which brings Hogan in for the save. A powerslam drops Piper and it’s back to Orndorff, with Hogan running in for the save. This time it’s actually enough for Piper to get over for the tag to Hogan. The legdrop hits Race but Orndorff makes the save (after a weird camera cut to the crowd). Hogan goes after Heenan and Orndorff clotheslines Race by mistake, giving Piper the pin at 8:16.

Rating: B. This was a heck of a house show tag match with no combination being dull. The best part was of course Hogan and Piper not trusting each other but wanting to be all manly and staring the other down. This was a very fun and entertaining match, as you knew it would be the second it was announced.

Post match the brawl is on again and Hogan is left on his own, only to fight them all off without much trouble. Piper is….I have no idea actually.

From New York City, New York, February 23, 1987 (the intro says January 26, 1987 but the company wasn’t in New York that day) for Piper’s MSG farewell.

Randy Savage/Harley Race/Adrian Adonis vs. Roddy Piper/Junkyard Dog/Ricky Steamboat

Elimination tag and one heck of a Wrestlemania preview. Piper and Savage start things off but Piper hands it off to Steamboat, with Savage panicking. Race comes in and gets rammed into Dog’s head, allowing Dog to fire off the all fours headbutts, with the fans going NUTS. That’s enough for Race to take a breather on the floor but he comes back in to take over.

Savage drops a knee and goes up, only for Steamboat to offer a distraction. It’s back to Steamboat to chop away at Savage but Adonis gets in a suplex. Adonis spits at Piper, who looks ready to kill. Piper does indeed come int o go after Adonis and everything breaks down, with Steamboat being sent crashing out to the floor. Things calm down and it’s a double suplex to Piper, with Steamboat making the save.

Piper gets the sleeper on Adonis, with Race casually coming in to break it up. It’s back to Dog, with Monsoon and Slick arguing over his literacy. Adonis’ elbows to the head just wake Dog up as everything breaks down. Piper chairs Adonis up the aisle but Piper is back in to belly to back suplex Race. Savage makes a save before the count and….apparently Dog and Adonis were counted out at 7:58.

Monsoon wants to know how the referee knew who was legal as Race clotheslines Piper. It’s back to Savage to hammer away in the corner but Piper reverses a suplex into one of his own. That’s enough for Steamboat to come back in, sending us into a discussion of whether or not karate is legal in wrestling. A top rope shot tot he head gets two, with Savage making the save. Steamboat gets a small package but Savage turns it over and Race gets the pin at 11:42.

So it’s down to Piper vs. Race/Savage and the fans are loving this new hero thing he’s doing. Piper knocks Race outside and slugs away but has to blocks Savage’s chair shot. Back in and Piper gets double teamed again but manages to ax handle his way to freedom. A gutwrench suplex puts Race down so Savage is right back for the save. Savage ax handles Race by mistake though and can’t make the save in time, with Piper getting the pin at 15:57.

We’re down to Piper vs. Savage because this match hasn’t been awesome enough yet. Piper bites the hand but Savage’s running clothesline gets two. Savage’s slam doesn’t work so he goes with the choking before they shoulder each other down. Piper plays possum as Savage goes up top, meaning the elbow misses. A small package finishes Savage at 20:26.

Rating: B+. Oh of course this was excellent and there was no reason to think it would be anything else. The talent in here is incredible, as the Dog, who was incredibly popular in his own right, was a distant last on the in-ring abilities meter. Piper got to look like a superhero out there, even using his odd style. Heck of a match here and these matches were so popular around the horn that the Survivor Series was created as a result.

From Saturday Night’s Main Event X.

Piper is ready to leave wrestling for good (right) and talks about how much he’s given to wrestling over the years, with wrestling giving him even more back. We get a tribute video to Piper, which is set to the ending theme from Coliseum Video, which was originally Frank Sinatra’s My Way.

From New York City, New York, November 24, 1986 (again).

Lord Littlebrook/Little Tokyo vs. Karate Kid/Pepe Gomez

This is your midget match, which was a recurring theme on these things. We’re joined in progress as Tokyo works on Kid’s arm and chops away. Kid kicks his way out of trouble and hits a running corner dropkick as everything breaks down. Littlebrook and Tokyo get caught in the rowboat and the former has a lot of trouble walking.

We settle down to Kid getting choked in the corner but Gomez makes the save and switches Tokyo with Kid, leaving Kid to get choked instead. Tokyo recovers enough to slam Gomez, whose kickout sends Kid onto the referee. Said referee tosses Tokyo so Littlebrook wants to fight. Kid comes back in to full nelson Littlebrook, who reverses into one of his own.

Tokyo hits him by mistake though and Littlebrook finally knocks Tokyo into the corner. A backdrop puts Kid down again and Littlebrook adds two of his own. Littlebrook crossbodies Tokyo by mistake though and it’s a dog pile pin to finish Tokyo at 7:19 shown of about 13:30, so they probably clipped a bunch of comedy.

Rating: C+. They took a lot out of there and it was only so interesting, but at least the arguing partners thing worked out well enough. This was a staple of the WWF home video market back in the day and it only worked so well most of the time, but the fans seemed enough into the thing. Thankfully they cut this almost in half, because it was going to overstay its welcome in a hurry.

From the same show.

Hillbilly Jim vs. Don Muraco

Muraco is in a kilt to mock Roddy Piper and this is billed as a battle of fashion, including the tuxedoed Mr. Fuji on the floor. Jim grabs underneath the kilt and mocks him a lot, with Fuji getting up on the apron. That earns him a knock to the floor and Jim steals the kilt for even more mockery.

We settle back down to Jim grinding away at a headlock and then knocking him outside with a shot to the face. Back in and Muraco grabs the hair and stomps away, followed by the chinlock. Jim has to kick an interfering Fuji away and then kicks Muraco down as well. The bearhug goes on but Fuji comes in with the cane for the DQ at 6:11.

Rating: C. It was just ok with the comedy being ok at the start, though the ending was pretty clearly there to set up something else. Jim was one of the most popular stars on the roster and it makes sense to put him in a spot where he can keep it simple and get the reaction from the crowd. I’m sure Fuji will be perfectly fine and not get in any trouble over the interference either.

Post match the beating is on and Fuji rips the overalls, followed by the big beating with the cane. With the villains gone, Jim challenges Fuji to a Tuxedo match.

From New York City, New York, December 26, 1986.

Hillbilly Jim vs. Mr. Fuji

Tuxedo match. Jim goes extra evil to start by stomping on Fuji’s amazing bowler hat and then ripping Fuji’s jacket. Back up and Fuji chops him down to go for a sleeve. They take turns ripping shirts open and Fuji goes low, allowing him to get the rest of Jim’s shirt off. A headbutt gets Jim out of trouble though and he strips Fuji’s pants to reveal the heart underwear for the win at 4:17.

Rating: C+. This was exactly what you would have been expecting and that’s perfectly fine. Jim was never going to be a big time serious character and he played to his strengths rather well. I’ve long since thought that he would get a huge reaction if he came out on a modern show as a special surprise because he’s the kind of lovable, family friendly character that just works so well. Beating up and embarrassing a manager has worked for years and it worked again here.

Roll credits.

Overall Rating: B. This started off red hot and then cooled down a good bit, though dang that first two thirds or so with Piper focused stuff was outstanding. 1986 is kind of a forgotten time for the company as the focus often goes from Wrestlemania I to Wrestlemania III with only a glimpse at Orndorff vs. Hogan. There is some good stuff in there and this was a nice example, with hero Piper being a massive success. Check this out, but probably stop after the elimination match.

 

 

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Wrestling Challenge
Date: October 18, 1986
Location: War Memorial, Rochester, New York
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan

We’re back to this after nearly two years away and while that should usually make for some slight confusion, it isn’t like there is much to remember around here. We are on the way to pretty much nothing right now, but there are enough feuds to keep things interesting. I’ve always liked this show so odds are I’ll have a good time with it again. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening sequence.

Here’s who to expect on the show.

Koko B. Ware vs. Steve Lombardi

During his entrance, Ware talks about the importance of Frankie, who Heenan wants in a back of Shane N Bake. Lombardi tries a quick takedown and gets blocked, sending Monsoon and Heenan into a funny argument over Ware’s intelligence or lack thereof. Ware claps a lot and sends Lombardi shoulder first into the post. An elbow to the face sets up the Ghostbuster (brainbuster) to give Ware the pin at 2:38. The smash cut to a closeup of Frankie the bird’s face is quite jarring.

We go to Wrestlers’ Rebuttal, with Roddy Piper comparing Don Muraco and Bob Orton to various pests, such as flies and roaches. Muraco would need a surfboard the size of the Bismark to get him into the water and just hurting Piper’s knee isn’t going to get rid of him. Not much time here but Piper got in some good lines as usual.

We go to a spa where Paul Orndorff gets his hair and nails done, along with a shoe shine because he demands perfection. As you might guess, he isn’t overly polite, even as he’s having his sneakers shined. The ranting and raving goes on for quite awhile.

Paul Orndorff vs. Tony Parks

Bobby Heenan is with Orndorff, who has the stolen real American theme in one of my favorite angles that needs to be brought back. Johnny V joins in on commentary and likes Orndorff having the song because it’s just such a perfect fit. Orndorff starts fast with a suplex and stomps away. The beating goes to the floor before a clotheslines drops Parks back inside. The piledriver finishes (with a hand to the ear on the cover) for Orndorff at 1:25.

Tito Santana wants to see Roddy Piper against either Don Muraco or Bob Orton. After speaking some Spanish to his fans, Santana promises to keep coming after Randy Savage and the Intercontinental Title.

Dick Slater vs. Bob Bradley

Yeah it’s the Rebel Dick Slater, which went as well as you would expect. Especially in a northern state like New York. Slater takes him into the corner to start but possibly crooked referee Danny Davis breaks it up. We get an inset interview from Davis (as luck would have it), where he says he doesn’t care about all the letters fans are sending in to criticize his abilities. What do they know about refereeing? A small package gives Slater two and Bradley tries a crossbody, with Slater ducking to send Bradley flying over the top in a great visual. Slater suplexes him down and hits a top rope elbow to the head for the pin at 3:02.

Rating: C-. Slater just had nothing to make him stand out in this role. He’s usually good when he’s more of a crazy evil southern/country boy but here he’s just a generic good guy with a rebel flag jacket. It’s not interesting and there’s no way around it, which was on display here. It’s a bad sign when the most memorable moment is a jobber missing a crossbody and crashing to the floor, but it’s more interesting than anything Slater was doing.

The Rougeau Brothers are still undefeated and want the Tag Team Titles. Jacques throws in some French for some flavor. Apparently he said he’s glad to meet French speaking fans on the road because that’s their native language.

Dream Team vs. Rick Hunter/Jerry Allen

Johnny V is here with the Dream Team as Valentine slams Allen down to start. We get an insert interview from V about being friends with Bobby Heenan, just in case you needed his evilness confirmed. Beefcake comes in to shrug off Hunter’s forearms and hit a powerslam. An elbow sets up the Figure Four to finish Hunter at 2:39.

And now, the Snake Pit. Jake Roberts says this is his place at his time so welcome to the theater of the cruel but fair. The guest if Junkyard Dog, who isn’t interested in being around snakes. Roberts accuses him of being superstitious and they argue about a potential match. Dog says the only things anyone is going to make him do is stay Black and die. He’s still done with the snake and we’re done after a kind of weird argument.

Sika vs. Jose Luis Rivera

Sika has the Wizard with him and jumps Rivera to start fast. Some forearms to the back set up a chinlock as Wizard gets an insert promo about….a shark’s tooth? The chinlock goes on again but Rivera fights up. A dropkick has no effect though and a running headbutt gives Sika the win at 2:07.

We meet the British Bulldogs’ new mascot Matilda, with Bobby Heenan coming up to insult her. The Bulldogs threaten Heenan with the removal of his leg and he’s gone.

British Bulldogs vs. Rudy Diamond/Steve Regal

Non-title and as always, no not that Regal. I’m not sure why Diamond doesn’t get a name graphic. Some headbutts rock Regal to start and a snap suplex takes him down again. Diamond comes in and gets taken down just as fast, with Kid dropping a knee. The running powerslam connects but Regal makes the save. That earns him a fireman’s carry and Kid comes in with a headbutt off Regal’s back for the pin at 2:16. Total squash.

Slick talks about his newest signee, Butch Reed, who will be a great addition to his team. Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik come in to pose as well. They want the Tag Team Titles and more posing ensues.

Here’s what’s coming next week.

The usual highlight package wraps us up.

Overall Rating: C-. Not one of their more thrilling shows this week, as the people featured were only so interesting. Granted it helps when the card is full of squashes as it allows more wrestlers to get on the show, but 45 minutes of such matches are only going to get you so far. The Orndorff and Piper stuff was good, but that shouldn’t be a surprise in the slightest. Still though, this stuff is such a breeze compared to everything else as it’s such a different style than modern wrestling, which makes it a great change of pace.

 

 

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Wrestling Challenge
Date: September 27, 1986
Location: Wicomico Youth & Civic Center, Salisbury, Maryland
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan

We’re back with more of what WWE has released of the show and that means we could be in for something fun. The wrestling isn’t exactly high quality on here but it’s one of those shows that is so easy to watch and it makes for some entertaining stuff. There isn’t anything big on the schedule for the time being but Hulk Hogan vs. Paul Orndorff is still going very strong. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Gorilla and Bobby (who doesn’t speak) welcome us to the show.

Opening sequence.

Commentary runs down everyone on the show this week.

Koko B. Ware vs. The Gladiator

Ware gets an insert promo before the match, introducing us to his new parrot Frankie. Gladiator’s headlock doesn’t last long and he misses a shoulder to make it worse. Back in and we get a criss cross until Koko stops to do the Bird. A hiptoss puts puts Gladiator down and it’s time to work on the wristlock. Ware wins a slugout, with Heenan not liking all of the punching. Gladiator walks into a neckbreaker and the Ghostbuster (brainbuster) finishes him off at 2:52. This was not the best from Ware and things looked quite sloppy at times.

It’s time for Wrestler’s Rebuttal, featuring Slick, Nikolai Volkoff and Iron Sheik talking about how they can’t stand people around here.

Paul Orndorff vs. Lucius Brown

Orndorff comes out to Real American (there’s an angle that needs to be brought back) and has Bobby Heenan with him. As usual, the fans drive Orndorff crazy with the PAULA chants Brown starts fast but a leapfrog is countered into a hot shot. Orndorff sends him outside for a crash, followed by a clothesline back inside. The piledriver finishes Brown at 2:03. That landing must have messed with him pretty badly, as about a year later he would come back calling himself Virgil and working for Ted DiBiase.

Ricky Steamboat talks about getting pushed too far by Jake Roberts and wanting revenge. Steamboat came here to push himself and win a championship, which he might do down the line, but then he ran into someone like Roberts who wanted to do the same. Now Roberts did it with a DDT on the concrete floor, but next time it’s going to be Roberts going down.

Honky Tonk Man vs. Terry Gibbs

This is Honky Tonk’s in-ring debut and as he hammers away, we get an insert promo from Hulk Hogan talking about how great Honky Tonk Man really is. Gibbs gets in an elbow to the chest but Honky Tonk slams him off the top. There’s the backdrop and Honky Tonk’s straps come down, setting up another slam (he likes those). The top rope fist drop finishes Gibbs at 2:35.

Lanny Poffo mocks his own new haircut and talks about how many fans are buying the signed Frisbees. For now though, he has a poem about something important in the Special Olympics. It’s about how important it is for kids to be able to get back in the game and my goodness that was actually rather nice.

Butch Reed vs. Mike Kelly

Reed, with Slick, is billed as Mr. Natural (later THE Natural) in what might as well be his debut (he had wrestled the day before on Superstars). In another insert promo, Reed talks about how he’ll soon be the natural champion. Reed shoves Kelly around to start and knees him in the ribs to make it worse. A forearm to the face lets Reed pose a bit before pulling him up off a suplex. Reed finishes him with a gutbuster at 2:42. Thankfully Kelly’s gut wasn’t busted too badly, as he would go on to become Shane Douglas.

We go to the Snake Pit with special guests the Hart Foundation. Jimmy Hart says they are bad seeds before Jim Neidhart talks about how the snake eats a rat or a chicken. But could it perhaps eat a Killer Bee? The Harts think it might be hungry for a Rougeau or a Bulldog, with Jake talking about how you have to be hungry for what you want. They are the men that your mother always warned you about, the nasty boys. They said quite a bit here but what matters is they didn’t overstay their welcome like so many talk shows today.

We go to the Isle of Samoa, where the Wizard shouts about how Sika’s ancestors did various evil things year a thousand years ago. Sika comes up eating a fish and the Wizard wants a return to the days of cannibalism. So Sika is a fish? Oh and Sika is going to eat Hulk Hogan. So Sika is Hulk Hogan? And a fish? Then they go into the jungle, where Sika eats some plants. So Sika is….I give up. Then they go to a fire as Wizard keeps talking about how evil Sika can be and Sika eats something else. This went on for a long time and they got the point across with the first of the three segments.

Iron Sheik/Nikolai Volkoff vs. British Bulldogs

Non-title and Slick/Freddie Blassie are here with Sheik and Volkoff. After the Russian national anthem, we’re ready to go with Sheik driving Bulldog up against the ropes. It’s off to Volkoff to choke Dynamite in the air (with one hand for some rather impressive power) and then send him into Sheik’s raised boot. Dynamite suplexes his way to freedom though and it’s Bulldog coming back in for the suplexes. Bulldog tries another suplex but Slick sweeps the leg so Sheik lands on top for the pin at 4:55.

Rating: C. That’s quite a weird thing to see on one of these shows and it certainly came out of nowhere. The cheating protects the champs and likely sets up a series of house show title matches, but dang that is weird to see for 1986. At the same time, it’s kind of amazing how long Sheik and Volkoff were a team. They were together at Wrestlemania I and still together two years later at Wrestlemania III, which is a good while longer than I had realized.

Slick talks about buying half of Freddie Blassie’s contracts so he could be the first black manager. There are no wrestlers more talented than Iron Sheik, Nikolai Volkoff and Hercules Hernandez (not here). Volkoff talks about how much better things are now that Slick is here and Sheik calls Slick, and I quote, “a rare honest black man.”

The preview for next week and a highlight package take us out.

Overall Rating: C-. I know the wrestling isn’t very good and it doesn’t feel like anything of note happens around here, but sweet goodness it’s fun to get away from everything moving at a breakneck pace on modern shows. This is quick, to the point stuff and helps get the wrestlers over to make them seem more important. It’s such a fun show and I could go for a lot more of it, which will certainly be the case.

 

 

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Wrestling Challenge
Date: September 6, 1986
Location: Civic Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Ernie Ladd, Johnny V

It’s the debut episode so this is kind of a big one. This is one of those shows that is right up my alley as it is actually a standard show rather than a collection of house show matches. In short, Wrestling Challenge (the new form of All Star Wrestling) debuted at the same time as Superstars (the new form of Championship Wrestling), as the WWF takeover continues. Since there are 23 episodes on Peacock, we might as well have some fun. Let’s get to it.

Commentary welcomes us to the show. Well Gorilla does, as the other two don’t say anything.

Opening sequence. Dang that’s a lot of Hogan.

Here’s who you’ll see on the show.

US Express vs. Don Muraco/Iron Mike Sharpe

That would be Mike Rotundo/Dan Spivey, the lesser version of the team. Fuji is here with the villains and Lord Alfred Hayes is the ring announcer for some reason. Muraco stalls in the corner to start before grabbing a headlock as we get an inset promo from Billy Graham of all people, talking about facing the elements. He’s on his way back to the boogaloo on the scene, event as Spivey comes in for a slam into some armdrags on Muraco.

It’s off to Sharpe to send Spivey into the corner but a bad backdrop and not great dropkick put Sharp down. Rotundo airplane spines Sharpe and everything breaks down. A small package has Sharpe in trouble but Muraco turns it over, only to have Spivey turn it over so Rotundo can get the pin at 3:05.

Rating: C-. So that’s the first match in the history of Wrestling Challenge and it was as basic as you could get. The Spivey version of the US Express wasn’t very good and that was on full display here. They’re fine for a midcard team but you would think the WWF might want to start things off a bit hotter than this. The ending was good though.

We get a Wrestler’s Rebuttal from Randy Savage, who doesn’t like fans cheering for Elizabeth so much. They should be cheering for him instead, so GET ON THE BANDWAGON! Savage could make milk and cookies intense.

Adrian Adonis vs. Tommy Sharp

Adonis has Jimmy Hart and Bob Orton with him. Adonis rolls around to start and takes Sharp down, with Johnny V saying “Iwo Jima, out of ammo”. Monsoon says Adonis chewing gum during the match is dangerous before we get an inset promo from Orton, who says the money and working conditions are better under Adonis than Roddy Piper. He’s even starting to like the smell of the flowers!

Adonis works on the arm and sends Sharp outside for daring to try his own armbar. Hart offers a distraction so Orton can come in with a belly to back suplex/top rope clothesline combination to give Adonis the pin at 2:57. Commentary makes sure to point out that referee Danny Davis was more than a bit off with Hart’s interference. That was a big finish for a match that didn’t even last three minutes.

Bob Orton talks about how much better an offer he received from Adrian Adonis and Jimmy Hart. Roddy Piper went off to Hollywood and stopped sending him the checks so their contract was off. Yeah he wears a pink hat and he is well paid to do so. Orton stood behind Piper so he could say everything he wanted and now he’ll stand behind Adonis as well.

Koko B. Ware vs. Bob Bradley

Ware has been around for all of a few weeks at this point at most (he doesn’t even have Frankie yet). Dancing ensues on the way to the ring as Johnny V thinks Koko sounds like a breakfast cereal. We get an inset promo from Ware, complete with a mini boom box on his shoulder, where he says he wants everyone in the WWF to do the Bird. Feeling out process to start with Bradley grabbing a headlock but Koko is back up with a running crossbody. Bradley slugs away as commentary is a bit split over the idea of the match’s female referee. Koko elbows him in the face and hits a pair of dropkicks. A middle rope dropkick and a splash finishes Bradley at 3:03.

Rating: C-. You can see the skill in Koko but he needs to polish things up a bit. There are some things that can change him up enough and that will make things work. Ware can do the fast paced style and that is always going to get over, with the dancing making it even better. This wasn’t the best match though as Bradley got in a bit too much offense, especially with Ware being a newcomer.

Jimmy Hart says he needs a lot of bodyguards, which is why he hired Bob Orton. Oh and Adrian Adonis will be the next World Champion.

Paul Orndorff vs. Troy Martin

Orndorff has Bobby Heenan with him and comes out to Real American in an angle I would love to see used again. He even throws in the hand to the ear for a nice bonus. We get an inset interview from Honky Tonk Man, who doesn’t like Orndorff stealing from HIS FRIEND Hulk Hogan. Honky Tonk Man promises to get Orndorff somewhere as Martin is sent over the barricade. Back in and Orndorff hits him in the face before walking around a bit. The piledriver finishes Martin at 1:44. He would do a bit better when he changed his name to Shane Douglas (or Troy Orndorff, when he was billed as Paul’s nephew).

And now, the first ever Snake Pit, featuring Jake Roberts promising to bring us thunder. That would be in the form of Kamala, with the Wizard (King Curtis Iaukea) and handler Kim Chee. The Wizard brought Kamala 22,000 miles to unleash evil here. One day the Wizard was in the VIP lounge in Singapore (this isn’t where I was expecting it to go) and the Sultan of Brunei wanted Kamala to wreck people. That was a weird way to go but at least they had Iaukea’s creepy voice.

We go to a clip (which had aired before) of Harley Race being crowned King of the WWE. Bobby Heenan reading the proclamation. Race comes to the ring with Lord Littlebrook carrying his crown as the ring is full of various villains. Heenan officially crowns him the King and the fans are so incensed that they hold up signs that say BOO. The LONG LIVE THE KING chants are on (at least from Heenan) and Race is taken out on King Kong Bundy and Big John Studd’s shoulders. Well that was awesome in a rather 1986 way.

We see a clip of Lou Albano’s new team (yeah I’m shocked too): THE MACHINES! That was so stupid that it was hilarious.

British Bulldogs vs. Moondogs

Non-title and Lou Albano (he gets around) is here with the Bulldogs. The Moondogs jumps them before the bell and the fight starts fast. That’s fine with the Bulldogs who send the Moondogs into each other. We settle down to Spot tripping Dynamite from the floor before coming in for a suplex and a near fall.

Rex comes in and elbows Dynamite in the face but a sunset flip and crossbody get Dynamite out of trouble. Well for all of three seconds or so as the Moondogs take him back into the corner to keep up the beating. A clothesline drops Spot though and the hot tag brings in Davey to clean house. The suplex gets one on Spot as everything breaks down. The Moondogs double team Dynamite but Davey comes in off a blind tag for a high crossbody and the pin at 4:21.

Rating: C. Can we call it a dog fight? Anyway, the Bulldogs were a step ahead of just about everyone else and the Moondogs were little more than a quick opponent for them to fight off. It wasn’t even a title match so how much of a threat was this going to be? The Moondogs don’t get the attention that they deserve as they were rather decent as an oddball team and stayed around for a rather long time.

Jake Roberts, fresh off DDTing Ricky Steamboat on the concrete floor on Saturday Night’s Main Event, isn’t worried about the calls to ban the DDT. The DDT is cruel but fair and Roberts walks the way he wants to. He’ll drop you so fast that your whole family will feel it. Randy Savage comes in as Roberts says everyone has rainbows to look at. Savage: “I’ve seen rainbows before.” They march to their own beat because they’re their own men. Yep, that’s a scary team.

Here’s what’s coming next week.

We get a musical review (Gorilla’s words) of this week’s action, meaning a quick highlight package.

Overall Rating: C. This is about as fun of a show as I could ask for and that was the case this week. It is such an 80s show, but it is a little weird to not have Hogan around in some way. For now though, we got a nice mixture of squashed and interviews, which is a nice way to spend about 45 minutes. This is about the fun instead of the quality, and I’m certainly good for twenty two more shows.

 

 

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