John Cena On Velocity
Commentators: Marc Lloyd, Michael Cole, Tazz, Ernest Miller, Josh Matthews

This is firmly in the “oh well why not” category as the WWE Vault comes through with another totally random collection. Velocity was the low level Saturday night show for a good while and since Cena wasn’t exactly a star yet, he was around for a good while. That should make for an interesting collection so let’s get to it.

From September 7, 2002.

John Cena vs. Chavo Guerrero

They fight over a lockup to start as commentary talks about the recent international tours. Guerrero takes him down into an armbar, which doesn’t last very long. Guerrero begs off and lures Cena in for some working on the leg. The leg is wrapped around the rope and a dropkick gives Guerrero two.

Cena fights up and gets elbowed right back down, with Guerrero cranking on the leg again. A Muta Lock has Cena in more trouble and the dropkick to the knee cuts him down again. Back up and Cena gets a boot up in the corner, allowing him to small package Guerrero for the win at 6:30.

Rating: C. This was a totally basic match and that’s what Cena needed at this point. He had only been around for a few months so putting him out there with someone like Guerrero for an easy to follow match was the right idea. Guerrero was a great choice for making others look good and he did it again here, which is why he has been around for so long.

From September 28, 2002.

John Cena vs. Reverend D-Von

Cena takes him down by the arm to start and cranks away with a rollup getting two. Back up and D-Von knocks him outside to take over. They get back inside with one heck of a clothesline getting two on Cena, who manages to avoid a middle rope elbow. Back up and Cena hits a dropkick into a swinging fisherman’s neckbreaker for two of his own. The right hands in the corner are cut off with a diving neckbreaker for two but Cena grabs a quick sunset flip for the pin at 5:13.

Rating: C-. This wasn’t as interesting as the Guerrero match as Dudley wasn’t exactly making Cena look great. The finish coming out of nowhere again isn’t the best sign for Cena either, as both of his wins have felt like he’s just stealing pins rather than definitively beating anyone. He’s winning, but that’s only getting him so much.

Post match D-Von lays him out, much to Tazz’s approval.

From October 5, 2002.

John Cena vs. Albert

Albert powers him around to start but Cena is back up with the right hands in the corner. That earns Albert a SHAVE YOUR BACK chant so he slugs Cena down without much trouble. A running shot in the corner gets two and Albert rakes Cena’s eyes on the mat. The running splash in the corner connects for two more as I try to figure out why Albert’s torso is so much more tanned than his legs.

Albert lays him on the top for some forearms to the chest but Cena gets in a belly to back suplex for two of his own. The pump kick gives Albert two more and I was surprised by that kickout. Back up and Cena grabs a ProtoBomb out of nowhere (that’s some nice power) for the pin at 5:21.

Rating: C+. Now this is where you’re getting more into Cena’s wheelhouse, as he was getting to do more of a power brawl here. Cena knew how to make a comeback (well at least one at his level here) and make it believable, which worked out well enough. Throw in the impressive power display at the end and you could see what would work for Cena in the future.

From November 30, 2002.

John Cena vs. Danny DeNucci

NOW we get interesting as Cena not only has Bull Buchanan (B Squared) as his muscle but he’s also a rapper who tells the Columbia, South Carolina fans to go sleep with their sisters. DeNucci actually hits a clothesline to start as commentary wonders why DeNucci has blue hair. Cena fights back and chokes on the rope, setting up a hard elbow to the jaw for two. The ProtoBomb (or close to one) gets two on DeNucci, who is right back with a middle rope clothesline. A running bulldog gives DeNucci two of his own but Cena is back with a heck of a clothesline. The ProtoBomb finishes for Cena at 4:02.

Rating: C. This was more about DeNucci looking surprisingly good than anything else as Cena was still figuring out what to do in the ring with the rapping stuff. It’s still a work in progress but the new character is such an improvement. The generic Cena wasn’t going to last so this was a huge and necessary upgrade.

From December 7, 2002.

John Cena vs. Paul London

Bull Buchanan is with Cena, who wrestles London down without much trouble to start. Back up and Cena misses a charge into the corner, allowing London to snap off a spinwheel kick. A crossbody misses though and Cena gives him that big clothesline that he usually gives for his last possible option. Buchanan’s cheap shot gives Cena two more and he grabs the seated full nelson. With that broken up, Cena spends too much time jawing with a fan and gets enziguried. A springboard spinning crossbody puts Cena down again and a springboard moonsault gets two. Cena is right back up with the ProtoBomb for the pin at 4:24.

Rating: C+. Believe it or not, London looked good in defeat here but you can see Cena still doing a lot of the same things. There wasn’t much here that made him stand out, as he only had so much in the ring. The good thing though is he has the fans getting mad at him and that is going going to open up a lot of doors for him going forward.

From December 28, 2002.

John Cena vs. Chuck Palumbo

Buchanan is still here and Cena raps about how terrible it is to be in Oklahoma. Palumbo charges in to clear the ring and hits Cena with a right hand on the floor to start fast. They get inside with Palumbo knocking him down for two but a Buchanan distraction lets Cena get in a running clothesline.

A suplex gives Cena two and he grabs the seated full nelson. That’s broken up so Cena elbows him (in the arm) for two more, setting up another full nelson. Palumbo fights out again and hits a running clothesline, followed by a spinning belly to belly for two. An overhead belly to belly sends Cena flying and a spinning right hand drops him again. Buchanan comes in and gets Jungle Kicked (not well either), allowing Cena to hit a low blow for the pin at 5:08.

Rating: C-. I wasn’t feeling this one as it was really just showing that Cena was still trying to figure out a bunch of the little things. He’s doing well with playing to the crowd, but a lot of these matches finish out of nowhere. The stuff before that is ok enough, but it’s still not really flowing well from start to finish.

From February 8, 2003 and you might have seen this one before.

John Cena vs. Bryan Danielson

For whatever reason, this is listed as Cena vs. Brock Lesnar on the YouTube chapter descriptions. Danielson goes after the arm to start and Cena (in long pants instead of trunks here) actually takes him down. A crank of the arm lets Danielson get in a drop toehold and it’s off to a quickly broken Kimura.

Cena takes him down again with a test of strength but can’t break Danielson’s bridge. He can however kick Danielson in the ribs and elbow him in the face for two, meaning it’s time for some frustration. Back up and Cena grabs a bearhug of all things, which is broken up rather quickly. Danielson strikes away but walks into the ProtoBomb to give Cena the pin at 3:42.

Rating: C+. Believe it or not, Danielson is someone who can help Cena do a better job of stringing a match together. This was Cena working on the ribs and Danielson fighting to stay in there until Cena hit a big move to win. Danielson was of course a nobody at this point, but they would headline Summerslam about ten years later. Wrestling is a weird, weird place.

From June 21, 2003.

John Cena vs. Funaki

The jorts are here! Funaki strikes away to start fast and snaps off a headscissors. Cena knocks him down but misses an elbow as commentary is surprised at how fast Funaki is starting. Back up and Cena sends him into the corner and hits the big clothesline to start the trash talk. Matthews wonders what You Can’t See Me means but the discussion is cut off as Cena ducks a crossbody. The delayed vertical suplex puts Funaki down for two and we’re off to the chinlock. Funaki fights out again and grabs a tornado DDT for two of his own. The crucifix is loaded up but Cena reverses into the FU for the pin at 3:43.

Rating: C. Oh yeah now Cena has come a long way in about four months. This was FAR closer to the version of Cena you would have expected, down to the look and finisher. He was also getting ready to turning good and that worked about as well as possible. You can see the things coming together, and that’s only going to make things better for him.

From May 1, 2004.

US Title: John Cena vs. Akio

Cena, now a full on good guy, is defending and Akio charges at him to start fast. The fans go nuts as Cena fights back, only to have Akio’s associate Sakoda cut off the Throwback. Akio kicks away in the corner but Cena gives him the running clothesline out of the corner. A side slam sets up the Five Knuckle Shuffle and Cena pumps up the shoes. The FU is loaded up and, after swinging Akio at Sakoda, Cena retains at 1:59. The fans went NUTS on the pin and my goodness Cena is a star.  This might as well have been a different person from the rest of the matches in this collection.

Overall Rating: C. So as you can tell, there wasn’t much to a lot of these matches and most of them were just ways to get Cena in the ring to build up some more experience. Things would get better near the end as Cena absolutely exploded near the end, with the last match having Cena feel like a mega star. To say that Cena had bigger moments would be an understatement, but it is fun to see a quick look like this at the very formative months.

 

 

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Velocity
Date: June 8, 2002
Location: Cox Convention Center, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Attendance: 6,000
Commentators: Michael Cole, Al Snow

This popped up on the Vault and while it’s billed as the Full Episode, it would appear that something has been taken out. That doesn’t leave much, but it’s a rather different era from the company and a rather forgotten one at that, so it’s definitely worth a look. This is only the third episode of the series so let’s get to it.

Opening sequence. My that’s a lot of green.

Test vs. Randy Orton

Orton has only been around for about a month and a half here. Test jumps him from behind to start and hammers away in the corner as we get the opening bell. Orton is back up with a dropkick to the back but Test gives him a running clothesline in the corner. Test does it again but Orton manages a quick DDT. A high crossbody gets two, only for Test to grab the pumphandle slam for two. Orton’s Overdrive gets the same but Test is back with a Roll of the Dice (I believe he called it the Test Drive) for the pin at 3:57.

Rating: C+. This actually turned into a decent match, with Test being on a roll at the moment and picking up another win. Orton was still just the big prospect and had a very long way to go, but you could see the potential in there. It would take time for him to put it together, but the way commentary was hyping him up made his future pretty clear.

We look back at Ivory getting annoyed at Tough Enough winners Linda Miles and Jackie Gayda introducing themselves to Vince McMahon. Vince put them in a match on Velocity, marking the only time that he would ever mention the show.

Godfather vs. Hugh Morrus

Godfather does not look happy to be out here and jumps Morrus in the corner to start. Morrus shrugs that off and hammers away, only to get shoved HARD out of the corner in a great visual. A running clothesline gives Godfather two and Morrus’ powerslam gets the same. Godfather goes to get the bell, which distracts the referee (one Teddy Long) enough for Godfather to hit Morrus with his cane for the win at 3:18.

Rating: C-. I’m not sure what the point is in having a heel Godfather, as the whole point was him being the fun, energetic opening match star. Instead he just looks like he’s doing something of an Undertaker knockoff and that makes for a less than thrilling match. Then again he’s in there with Morrus so it’s only going to be so good in the first place.

We look at Edge having a heck of a cage match with Kurt Angle but injuring his shoulder in the process. That puts him out of the King Of The Ring and Chris Jericho comes in to mock him, demanding that Edge raise his hand for winning their match via forfeit. Instead Edge tried to fight and got beaten up even worse. Jericho crushed his bad shoulder on the steps with a chair until the Big Valbowski made the save…and the show just ends abruptly mid brawl. This is billed as the “full show” but there is quite a bit missing. Anyway, Valbowski throws Jericho out and stands tall.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Funaki

Funaki kicks away to start but makes the mistake of turning his back on Guerrero. That earns a ram into the corner and a dropkick to the back. Funaki’s comeback is quickly cut off but he sends Guerrero outside for a slingshot dive. Back in and an enziguri gives Funaki two but Guerrero backbreakers him for the same. The brainbuster finishes for Guerrero at 4:35.

Rating: C+. As usual, you can take two talented wrestlers and let them do their thing. It’s not like this match was ever going to be anything more than two guys doing moves for a few minutes. Funaki could work well with anyone and the same was true of Guerrero, who just happened to be a much bigger star.

Jackie Gayda gives Linda Miles a pep talk before the match with Ivory. Gayda would love to be in her corner, which works for Miles.

We look at HHH and Hulk Hogan winning a battle royal to become the new #1 contender to the World Title. HHH beat Hogan later in the night to get the title shot. They posed after the match and got beaten up by Undertaker (the reigning champion) and Kurt Angle (who is certainly NOT bald).

We look at Linda and Jackie winning Tough Enough.

Linda Miles vs. Ivory

Jackie Gayda is here with Miles. Ivory grabs a headlock takeover to start fast so Miles reverses into a headscissors. Back up and a running shoulder puts Ivory down but she sends Miles throat first into the bottom rope. Miles fires off some clotheslines and a suplex before going up…where Gayda shoves her down. A facebuster gives Ivory the pin at 3:54.

Rating: D+. I remember watching this show as it aired and Gayda turning on Miles was obvious the second she asked to be in Miles’ corner. They were barely trying to hide it and that doesn’t make for a good moment here. Throw in that Miles was still a rookie and would never get much better and there was hardly much to see here.

Overall Rating: C. This was only the third episode of the show so WWE still cared about it for the time being, which was apparent here. This had some big enough names involved and a turn at the end, though there is only so much you can get out of a show like this one. That being said, it’s almost a breath of fresh air just to see something out of the blue like this. I have no idea why it was cut off, but the other half is easily available to find elsewhere.

 

 

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Velocity
Date: December 17, 2005
Location: MassMutual Center, Springfield, Massachusetts
Commentators: Steve Romero, Josh Matthews

Now this is a special version as it contains only the matches with the recaps cut out. I’m not sure how that is going to go but Velocity was the low level show which did little more than give the Smackdown crew a little more time. This is likely going to have some interesting and unknown guest stars so that could be interesting. Let’s get to it.

Opening sequence.

Scotty 2 Hotty vs. William Regal

Regal has Paul Burchill with him. Scotty isn’t having the wristlock and hits a running shoulder to take Regal down. Regal isn’t sure what to do here so he shoves off a headlock but misses an uppercut, allowing Scotty to grab a rollup for two. Scotty hammers away in the corner and scores with a superkick. The Worm is loaded up but Burchill comes in for a distraction, allowing Regal to hit the running knee for the pin at 4:21.

Rating: D+. Not much to see here but Regal is always worth at least a glance. You can also always throw Scotty in there as a guy who can take a loss and not suffer any serious damage. At the end of the day though, all this did was make me want to see more of Burchill, who would soon become a pirate because WWE.

We see a good bit of Batista/Rey Mysterio winning the Tag Team Titles from MNM. So when the description says “MATCHES ONLY” Velocity, I didn’t think they meant old matches as well.

Jamie Noble vs. Tommaso Whitney

That would of course be Tommaso Ciampa under his real name (yes his first name is Tommaso). This is also Noble’s first match in over a year and he’s a lot more serious than the trailer park days. Noble takes him into the corner to start and chops away, setting up a legdrop for two. Some shots to the back set up choking on the ropes and a fireman’s carry gutbuster rocks Whitney again. A dragon sleeper makes Whitney tap at 2:27. Total squash.

Paul London/Brian Kendrick vs. Scotty Charisma/Arch Kincaid

Kendrick hammerlocks Charisma (what a family name) to start and hiptosses him into a slam for two. London comes in for a headlock and it’s already back to Kendrick to work on the arm. Charisma gets headbutted down in the corner and everything breaks down, with London and Kendrick cleaning house again.

A running flip neck snap on the mat keeps charisma in trouble and a running flip splash gives London two. It’s finally off to Kincaid for a hard clothesline and the chinlock goes on. That’s broken up in a hurry and Kendrick comes back in to run Kincaid over. Everything breaks down and a double superkick drops Charisma. An enziguri/Downward Spiral combination finishes Kincaid at 5:27.

Rating: C-. This could have been a lot worse but then again London and Kendrick are one of the better teams of their era. They were as crisp as you could get and everything they did worked well against anyone. This was little more than target practice for them as Kincaid and Charisma were more or less tackling dummies.

Doug Basham vs. Todd Hanson

Hanson is better known as Ivar and Basham is better known as Basham. They fight over a wristlock to start until Hanson is hiptossed down in a hurry. Back up and a shoulder gives Basham one but the bigger Hanson knocks him into the corner. You don’t do that to Basham as he works over Hanson’s arm and snaps off a suplex. We hit the armbar for all of three seconds before Basham just hits him in the shoulder a few times. Hanson’s sunset flip attempt is countered into a cross armbreaker to give Basham the win at 3:19.

Rating: C-. Nothing in the way of a competitive match but it was nice to see someone like Basham getting a chance. His career was destroyed by the S&M nonsense with Danny Basham and Shaniqua, but I’m sure it let someone work out one of their inner thoughts (and I use that term loosely). Who cares if it wasted the amount of time and money they had invested into Basham?

Orlando Jordan vs. Funaki

Jordan has Jillian Hall with him and is still part of JBL’s Cabinet. Funaki gets driven into the corner to start but his headlock (it’s devastating) gets him out of trouble. Then a swinging backbreaker puts him right back in trouble, but it did work for a few seconds. The bearhug (From Jordan?) goes on and after some forearms to the back, it goes on again. Funaki fights out again and manages to start a quick comeback, only to get caught in a swinging neckbreaker. A Backstabber finishes Funaki at 4:59.

Rating: D+. The only thing this did was remind me how completely useless Jordan really is. The guy had nothing that made me want to see him and that never changed no matter how many times he was in the ring. Funaki can only do so much and that was on full display here. Nothing match, and that’s some pretty high praise for a Jordan match.

Overall Rating: C-. I’m not sure how much more the additional ten minutes of recaps would have helped but the wrestling was what you would have expected. This was included because of the guest stars and that worked out well enough, but there is a reason that Velocity is such a nothing show that has almost no important history to it whatsoever.

 

 

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