Monday Night Raw – August 2, 1999: Tick Tock

IMG Credit: WWE

Monday Night Raw
Date: August 2, 1999
Location: Schottenstein Center, Columbus, Ohio
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler

So after a year plus of navigating my way through some other shows on my way too long list, we’re back to 1999 and still on the way to Summerslam. I’m not sure what that is going to mean, as you never know what you are going to get on any given night around this time. I’ll take a guess and expect some Austin, Vince and Undertaker shenanigans. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening sequence.

The Acolytes, the Tag Team Champions, are standing on the stage during the pyro and want Undertaker and Big Show coming out here right now after a fight last night on Heat. Instead it’s Hardcore Holly, who is here as the leader of super heavyweights. He wants to fight both of them so here we go. That earns him a quick double spinebuster and the Dominator from Faarooq. Back to back double powerbombs leave Holly laying after some general stupidity.

We look at Gangrel costing Edge the Intercontinental Title and then aligning himself with Christian.

Edge is angry about what happened because Christian is his brother. He’ll have to live with it.

Edge vs. Gangrel

Bloodbath match, meaning you have to cover your opponent with the bucket of blood at ringside. If nothing else, I can always go for more of Gangrel’s rocking theme. There is no Christian to be seen and they stare each other down after a break but not after a bell. Gangrel starts fast with a faceplant, which JR says is Gangrel Going Gothic. Gangrel cuts him off from going for the blood, earning himself a Russian legsweep. There’s a powerslam but the Downward Spiral is blocked.

Gangrel snaps Edge throat first across the top and then drops him onto the rope for a crash to the floor. Back in and Edge gets a boot up in the corner, setting up a tornado DDT. They both head outside this time with Edge being sent into the steps but coming back with an electric chair faceplant back inside. Edge gets crotched on top though, allowing Gangrel to grab a chair….which is kicked into his face. The spear hits chair in a big crash and the Impaler plants Edge again. Gangrel goes for the blood but here’s Christian to pour it onto him to give Edge the win.

Rating: C-. The match was pretty decent aside from the rather needless stipulation. Gangrel was an interesting case as he was great with the visuals and making you think there was something off about him, but his stuff in the ring was just ok. Edge was the future of course, but I’m not sure how many people could have guessed that at this point.

Post match Edge and Christian hug, because they needed to swerve Gangrel for all of a week, and all it cost them was the Intercontinental Title!

Here’s Shawn McMahon to address missing Vince McMahon’s farewell address last week. A lot of people have been asking where he was and he was at home while someone as awesome as Vince was saying goodbye after all these years. Vince lived up to his guarantee of walking off of his own show. The farewell should have been bigger than Wayne Gretzky or Michael Jordan but they got a modified Goodbye Song instead.

Shane doesn’t seem happy with Jim Ross because Vince built this place into the most recognized brand in entertainment. It is better known than Walt Disney or Bugs Bunny and without Vince, there would be no pay per view, Steve Austin, the Rock, Undertaker, D-Generation X or even WCW.

So what happens now? Well HHH is going to beat Steve Austin at Summerslam to become the new WWF Champion, which he has guaranteed. As for the Corporate Ministry, they are now free to do whatever they want to whomever they want, starting with Test. Shane wants Test to stay away from Stephanie but here is Test, who says Shane and the fat Gap employees are his problem. Tonight it’s Test vs. Rodney as he is on the path to Shane, so Stephanie can become an only child.

Countdown to the Millennium! And it seems to end next week!

Al Snow and Pepper can’t flush Head down a toilet.

Big Show/Undertaker vs. Road Dogg/Kane

Paul Bearer is here with Show and Undertaker and Dogg is stepping in for an injured X-Pac. It’s a brawl to start with Dogg being knocked outside without much trouble. Kane DDTs Undertaker and avoids an elbow from Show, leaving Dogg to punch away at Undertaker. A standing choke is broken up by Kane but Dogg gets knocked into the corner. It’s off to Show for a backbreaker and a reverse chinlock to keep Dogg in trouble.

The powerslam is broken up and Dogg hits him low, with the referee making sure to look away after it connects. Kane comes in to clean house to a VERY loud reaction as he beats up Undertaker. The big boot puts Undertaker down and there’s a chokeslam as Show punches a chair into Dogg’s head. Show snaps Kane’s throat across the top and Undertaker hits the Tombstone for the pin.

Rating: D+. The Kane/X-Pac vs. Big Show/Undertaker feud was one of the worst things I can remember from this era so this was a slight upgrade. They aren’t hiding the fact that Show and Undertaker aren’t going to get along long term but they’re a pretty awesome unstoppable force for the time being.

Post match Show splashes Kane, drawing out the Acolytes to go after the monsters. Cue Hardcore Holly with a club to take the Acolytes down though, leaving Show rather confused.

Rock has a guy carry his bag and throws six hundreds of dollars at him.

Rock threw out the first pitch at a Pittsburgh Pirates game yesterday.

We look at HHH beating Rock at Fully Loaded to become #1 contender thanks to Billy Gunn.

Here are Billy Gunn and Chyna (in a hat) for a chat. Gunn talks about coming for the People’s A** at Summerslam and compares his own a** to Rock’s. Earlier today, Gunn took a picture of Rock getting out of the shower so here is a shot of a rather large person, because that’s what is supposed to be funny here.

Rock pops up on screen to say that was Gunn’s mama. He threatens to stick various things in various places and promises to end Gunn at Summerslam. Rock can either punch him and kill him, or miss and have the wind give Gunn pneumonia. All that matters is that Gunn knows that Rock is all of his catchphrases. Rock is becoming a bigger and bigger star every day but what is he supposed to do with Billy Gunn and his one note promos?

Earlier today, D’Lo Brown gave Mark Henry a plate of vegetables to work on his weight and blood pressure. Henry: “Can a brother get some sauce?”

Intercontinental Title/European Title: Jeff Jarrett vs. D’Lo Brown

Title for title and Debra is here with Jarrett. They slug it out until Jarrett hits a clothesline, only to have a leapfrog countered into a powerbomb for two. A running powerslam gives Brown two more so Jarrett has a breather on the floor. That’s fine with Brown, who drops him face first onto the steps.

Back in and Jeff dropkicks him out of the air as Lawler whistles for Debra to come closer to them. The sleeper has Brown in trouble but the chinlock lasts all of a second and a half. Back up and Brown hits a leg lariat into the snap legdrop for his own two. There’s the required ref bump though and Brown hits the Sky High for no count. Debra comes in with both titles and opens her jacket….but Brown hits Jarrett with one of the titles anyway and gets the pin for both belts.

Rating: C. I’ve always liked Brown and it’s cool to see him get to do something like this, especially with his game plan being don’t look at Debra. The match was decent enough as both guys can put in a solid effort against anyone. I don’t think there’s any secret to the title reign not lasting long, but at least Brown got a cool moment.

During the break, Jarrett blamed Debra and demanded his rematch at Summerslam.

Here’s Steve Austin to a monster pop for a chat. The only thing he has been hearing is HHH talk trash about having Austin’s number and that’s a bunch of nonsense. HHH can show up to Summerslam with a PHD about Austin and it won’t stop him from taking his beating. Cue Big Show and Undertaker with the latter saying Austin has one minute to give him his rematch for the title. The beatdown is on in about five seconds and Austin is left laying, especially thanks to some hard shots to the ribs. JR: “This is pestilence!” Work on your metaphors man.

Hardcore Title: Big Boss Man vs. Viscera

Boss Man is defending and Viscera jumps him on the way into the ring. A belly to belly suplex sets up a running splash in the corner and they head right back to the floor. Viscera sends him into the steps but misses a charge to send him over the barricade. They fight into the crowd and then up towards the stage with Viscera getting in a spray with a fire extinguisher. Viscera misses a splash through a table though and a running nightstick shot tot he face retains the title.

Rating: D. This was back when the title was still somewhat serious, mainly because the 24/7 Title had not been introduced yet. That was a fine enough idea, but when you have weapons or at least cheating in almost every match, the hardcore aspect only has so much impact. Boss Man was a good choice for something like this though and that’s what you need so early in the title’s history.

A very angry Austin agrees to give Undertaker a title shot and says Big Show can come along for a beating of his own.

Test vs. Rodney

Rodney and Joey Abs jump Test from behind to start and send him hard into the post before the bell. They get inside and Test blasts Rodney with a clothesline so they can head right back to the floor. That doesn’t last long as Test takes it back inside to start working on the arm. Not that it matters much to JR, who announces that Undertaker vs. Austin is no holds barred. Test’s top rope elbow sets up a flying hammerlock of all things for the submission.

Post match Test Pillmanizes the arm for good measure. Abs teases running back in but gets scared off by the threat of a chair. Test uses said chair to crush the arm against the post for a bonus.

HHH grabs Michael Cole for suggesting that it’s Undertaker’s time.

COUNTDOWN TO THE MILLENNIUM!

Steve Blackman vs. Val Venis

Before the match, Blackman shows us a clip of him running over Ken Shamrock with his car last week. That was just an accident though, because Blackman doesn’t need a car to take Shamrock out. Venis compares himself to the internet, because they’re both easy to get on but he won’t give you any viruses.

Blackman jumps him to start but gets taken down into something like an Octopus hold on the mat. That’s broken up and Blackman strikes away in the corner before grabbing a bridging northern lights suplex for two. Venis’ fisherman’s suplex gets the same so Blackman kicks him down. Cue Shamrock with a chain though and the chase is on for the no contest/DQ/whatever the rules say this week.

Shamrock chases Blackman into the back and hammers away until security breaks it up, allowing Blackman to crawl away.

We look at Austin’s beadown again.

WWF Title: Steve Austin vs. Undertaker

Undertaker, with Big Show and Paul Bearer, is challenging and it’s No Holds Barred. Austin’s music hits but here’s HHH to say this isn’t happening. Austin comes to the stage and looks confused before coming to the ring to brawl with HHH. The fight is on with the Acolytes running in, followed by Kane, the Road Dogg, Hardcore Holly, Billy Gunn and the Rock. HHH Pedigrees Dogg and Austin Stuns Gunn to end the show. No match of course.

Overall Rating: C. The one thing that I can give these shows is they do not drag whatsoever. They also do a nice job of bringing people back into the show later instead of having their segment and then never being seen again. At the same time though, there is something to be said about not having people like Billy Gunn, Road Dogg and Hardcore Holly involved in the big time angles. Some of the things do not fit and leave you tilting your head, though at least this was one of the more coherent shows. When the era is good it works, but when it’s bad, it can get terrible in a hurry. Not bad here, but next week is huge.

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