Smackdown – March 28, 2008: Just Get There

Smackdown
Date: March 28, 2008
Location: Crown Coliseum, Fayetteville, North, Carolina
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jonathan Gresham

We are two days away from Wrestlemania and that means it is time for the absolute final push. Edge vs. Undertaker has been all but completely built so far but we’ll probably get even more on it here. There are some other matches to cover and odds are we will see some guest stars this week. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Kane vs. Great Khali vs. Chuck Palumbo vs. Mark Henry

Chavo Guerrero is on commentary and this is an over the top rope challenge. Kane goes after his fellow giants to start but gets jumped by Palumbo. That earns Palumbo a fast elimination and Henry runs Kane over to cut him off. Khali adds the chokebomb and Henry eliminates Kane, giving us a Khali vs. Henry staredown. The chop drops Henry but he lifts Khali up and throws him out for the win.

Post match Chavo sneaks in to go after Henry’s knee. This goes as well as the ACME Eddie Trap from back in the Thunder days, as Henry plants him with the World’s Strongest Slam.

Eve Torres is eliminated from the Divas competition. Victoria and Maryse come in to laugh so Teddy Long says they can settle it in the ring. In a water fight.

CM Punk vs. John Morrison

They trade some grappling to start until Punk gets the better of a kick off. Punk’s running crossbody sends them crashing out to the floor as we take a break. Back with Morrison fighting out of a headscissors but getting hit in the ribs again. Morrison bails to the floor for a breather and even sweeps Punk’s feet to bring him crashing down.

Punk is sent shoulder first into the post for two and we hit the armbar. Back up and more kicks don’t get Punk very far but a backdrop works rather well for him. With Morrison being sent outside, Punk nails a suicide dive and a snap powerslam gives him two back inside. A butterfly backbreaker gets another near fall but Morrison grabs a neckbreaker for two more.

The GTS is countered so Punk goes with the running knee in the corner into the bulldog for another near fall. They both head up top, with Punk snapping off a super hurricanrana for the huge crash. That’s enough for Punk, who counters the neckbreaker into the GTS to put Morrison away.

Rating: C+. These two work well together and you can see the future potential in both. What matters here is giving Punk some momentum, as he seems like a possible breakout star while Morrison is already a champion. Go with what makes sense here, as Money In The Bank is all that matters for either of them.

Boxing people talk about Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Big Show.

We look at the Wrestlemania press conference.

Miz/Lance Cade/Trevor Murdoch vs. Jesse & Festus/Kofi Kingston

Festus does his bell ringing deal and Cade bails to the floor in fear. Back in and a slam drops Cade, allowing Jesse to grab a headlock as Cole makes baseball metaphors. Kofi comes in with the crossbody and it’s back to Jesse to punch Murdoch in the face. A distraction lets Miz get in a shot on Jesse and we hit the chinlock with a knee in the back. Jesse suplexes his way out of trouble but Miz grabs one of his own. Another chinlock goes on but a jawbreaker and backdrop allow the diving tag off to Kingston. House is cleaned and everything breaks down, leaving Kofi to hit the spinning kick to the face to finish Miz.

Rating: C. It was a pretty basic match with Kofi getting a nice shine out of the whole thing. I believe this is Kingston’s first match on Smackdown and he made a nice enough impression. There is something about the way he moves and it is rather fun to see him get in there and do his thing, especially with the biggest win of his career to date. Everyone else…well they were there too, though you’re only getting so much out of a battle royal preview.

Going in Hall of Fame: Gordon Solie.

Batista vs. Snitsky

Batista Bomb in less than thirty seconds.

Post match Batista hits it again on a chair. Point made.

Long video on Edge vs. Undertaker, focusing on a battle of the Streaks. This did a good job of making the match feel that much bigger so well done.

Michelle McCool/Cherry vs. Maryse/Victoria

It’s a Wet And Wild Water Fight with Eve Torres as referee. Therefore, Victoria comes out in scuba gear, complete with flippers. They throw water balloons at each other and then bust out the water guns as I think you get the idea here. Maryse pauses to do her hair flip and gets a bucket poured on her head. Victoria slips and gets rolled up for two before more watering ensues. The teams break down and Michelle hits the Wings of Love (Angel’s Wings) to finish Victoria. This was the definition of “it was what it was”.

Wrestlemania rundown.

MVP vs. Chris Jericho

Before the match, MVP promises to get some new initials on Sunday. They fight over arm control to start with Jericho getting the better of things early on. Back up and Jericho sweeps the legs to turn it into a brawl, including sending MVP outside. A ram into the announcers’ table has MVP in more trouble so they head back inside. This time MVP sends him hard to the floor as we take a break.

Back with MVP holding a seated abdominal stretch before running Jericho over again. Ballin gets two but Jericho gets in a shot of his own. The top rope forearm to the back of the head puts MVP down and Jericho gets to slug away. An overhead belly to belly gets MVP out of trouble but Jericho elbows him in the face. The Lionsault hits knees though and MVP hits a running boot to the face in the corner. The Playmaker is broken up so the Walls can go on, only to have MVP make the rope. With nothing else working, MVP grabs the belt, which is enough for the DQ.

Rating: C+. Lame (though better than having a champion take a fall) ending aside, this was another example of “well, what else were you expecting” as they had a completely decent match. MVP has come a long way in the last several months and Jericho can wrestle with anyone. The match wasn’t exactly great, but it worked well for what we got.

Post match Jericho cuts off a charging belt shot with the Codebreaker before finding a ladder. The running shot to the face leaves MVP laying.

Here is Edge, with the Edgeheads and all three of them in suits, to bury the Undertaker’s Streak. Edge talks about how great the Streak is and lists off some of its victims. After Sunday though, no one will remember the Streak, because Edge’s streak will be the only thing left.

Vickie talks about how great Edge is and promises he’ll win, because he is so much more than everyone else. She lists off some great things about Edge and throws us to a Rated R trailer for Edge’s victory at Wrestlemania. Edge is very happy with how that went but now it is time to say goodbye to the Streak and the Undertaker before Wrestlemania. As Edge kisses Vickie though, the gong sounds and Undertaker pops up in the casket. House is cleaned and Edge bails, giving us the big staredown to end the show. Nice segment here as it felt different, even though the payoff at the end might as well have had its own countdown.

Overall Rating: C. Much like Raw and ECW, there was only so much to be done here other than have one last push towards Wrestlemania. The show is made and if they do well there, the last few months are worth it. A lot of new stuff is probably coming up next week though, making this a show that is going to be badly outdated in just a few days. For now, it served its purpose well enough and that’s all you could have asked.

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