New Column: It’s Not Their Fault
A look at why the WWE women’s division is not as bad as it seems.
A look at why the WWE women’s division is not as bad as it seems.
Wrestlemania VII
Date: March 24, 1991
Location: Los Angeles Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California
Attendance: 16,158
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan
The opening video is just a quick look at Hogan vs. Slaughter.
Willie Nelson, complete with a replica WWF World Title belt, sings America the Beautiful.
Gorilla brings out Jim Duggan to do commentary on the first match. You know Duggan is happy to be on a show with a theme of Stars and Stripes.
Rockers vs. Barbarian/Haku
Texas Tornado vs. Dino Bravo
Rating: D-. Not a good match here in the slightest with both guys looking sluggish and not really excited to be out there. This is another filler match, though these are starting to get fewer and further between, at least compared to a few years ago. In your depressing moment of the show, both of these two will be dead in less than two years.
British Bulldog vs. Warlord
Rating: C-. Not terrible here as Warlord was fine as a dragon for Bulldog to slay. This is a good example of a match where they went step by step in a very basic idea but the execution was good enough to make what should have been a disaster into something totally watchable.
Macaulay Culkin is here.
Tag Team Titles: Hart Foundation vs. Nasty Boys
Rick Martel vs. Jake Roberts
Post match Jake destroys the cologne atomizer and puts Damien on Rick.
Jimmy Snuka vs. Undertaker
We recap Savage vs. Warrior, which started over the WWF World Title and is now career vs. career.
Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage
Gorilla and Heenan preview the rest of the show.
Demolition, now just Smash and Crush (replacement for Ax) and heels, tells Alex Trebek that only Mr. Fuji (their manager again) has all the answers.
Jake and Damien freak Trebek out. Damien will have to settle for the home version of Jeopardy. Heenan takes credit for setting the whole thing up.
Demolition vs. Tenryu/Kitao
Heenan leaves to manage Mr. Perfect in the next match and will be replaced by Lord Alfred Hayes.
Heenan and Perfect call Boss Man Barney Fife and reference the Rodney King beatings, which had taken place just three weeks earlier.
Intercontinental Title: Mr. Perfect vs. Big Boss Man
Boss Man is challenging and knocks Perfect over the top rope with a single right hand. Back in and he swings Perfect around BY THE HAIR. Freaking ow man! Perfect avoids a charge in the corner but gets whipped so hard that he flips forward in a crash. Boss Man whips him with a belt (the referee is fine with this of course) but Perfect wraps the belt around his fist for a shot to the ribs.
We hit an abdominal stretch on the challenger and Heenan tells the timekeeper to ring the bell. The PerfectPlex is countered into a small package for two but a reverse Hennig neck snap (kind of a running Blockbuster) gets two. Perfect is nice enough to go up top for the dive into the raised boot that was clearly designed as a way for him to dive into a raised boot.
Donald Trump, Chuck Norris, Lou Ferrigno (the reason Hulk Hogan got his name. They were on a talk show once and Hogan was said to be bigger than the actor who played the Incredible Hulk) and Henry Winkler (who once played a wrestler) are all here. Fonzie just made the show.
Earthquake vs. Greg Valentine
Legion of Doom vs. Power and Glory
Power and Glory is Hercules and Paul Roma. Hawk clotheslines them down to start and Roma dives into a powerslam. The Doomsday Device puts Roma away in 59 seconds. Well that worked.
We recap Virgil vs. Ted DiBiase. Virgil FINALLY had enough of DiBiase treating him like garbage at the Royal Rumble. Roddy Piper, recently injured in a motorcycle accident, has been mentoring and coaching Virgil for the match.
Ted DiBiase vs. Virgil
Virgil dances around like a boxer to start and punches DiBiase to the floor. Back in and a clothesline puts DiBiase on the floor again but Virgil sends him back inside. They get in again and Virgil takes him to the mat as this is still in first gear. Gorilla and Heenan talk about this being the largest pay per view audience in history (right) as DiBiase chops away in the corner. A piledriver gets two for Ted and a pair of suplexes gets the same. DiBiase remembers that he used to be really evil and shoves Piper down but Piper uses the crutch to low bridge him to the floor to give Virgil a countout win at 7:37.
We look at Sgt. Slaughter and his boss General Adnan (longtime heel manager Sheik Adnan Al-Kaissie) burning a Hogan shirt.
The Mountie vs. Tito Santana
Trebek is guest ring announcer, Maples is guest timekeeper and Regis is on commentary.
WWF World Title: Sgt. Slaughter vs. Hulk Hogan
Hogan is challenging and naturally comes out with the American flag. The champ stalls to start and is content to do so for the first minute and a half. A lockup takes them into the corner and neither can get an advantage. Hulk eventually shoves him down before grabbing a headlock. A shoulder sends Slaughter into the ropes for some of his great selling.
Hogan actually goes to the middle rope but Slaughter punches him out of the air. That goes nowhere either so Hogan goes all the way to the top (!), only to get slammed right back down. Another chair shot is ignored by the referee so Slaughter chokes with a camera cable. Back in and Slaughter starts in on the back to set up the camel clutch.
Rating: C+. Aside from being the most obvious ending in the world, this was a fine Wrestlemania main event. Hogan winning made sense, even if the Gulf War had been over for about a month at this point. Slaughter was fine for a one off title reign as the turncoat worked well enough. Not a classic or anything but it did exactly what it was supposed to do.
A lot of posing and flag waving take us out.
Rockers vs. Haku/Barbarian
Original: B
2013 Redo: B
2015 Redo: B
Texas Tornado vs. Dino Bravo
Original: F
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D-
British Bulldog vs. Warlord
Original: B-
2013 Redo: C+
2015 Redo: C-
Nasty Boys vs. Hart Foundation
Original: C-
2013 Redo: B-
2015 Redo: C+
Jake Roberts vs. Rick Martel
Original: F
2013 Redo: F
2015 Redo: F-
Undertaker vs. Jimmy Snuka
Original: D+
2013 Redo: D+
2015 Redo: D
Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage
Original: A+
2013 Redo: A
2015 Redo: A
Genichiro Tenryu/Koji Kitao vs. Demolition
Original: W (For What were they thinking)
2013 Redo: D+
2015 Redo: D-
Big Boss Man vs. Mr. Perfect
Original: C-
2013 Redo: C
2015 Redo: C+
Earthquake vs. Greg Valentine
Original: N/A
2013 Redo: F+
2015 Redo: D
Legion of Doom vs. Power and Glory
Original: N/A
2013 Redo: N/A
2015 Redo: N/A
Virgil vs. Ted DiBiase
Original: C-
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D+
The Mountie vs. Tito Santana
Original: N/A
2013 Redo: N/A
2015 Redo: N/A
Hulk Hogan vs. Sgt. Slaughter
Original: C+
2013 Redo: C
2015 Redo: C+
Overall Rating
Original: C
2013 Redo: B-
Overall Rating: B-
I’ve always had a soft spot for this show.
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Wrestlemania VI
Date: April 1, 1990
Location: Skydome, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Attendance: 67,678
Commentators: Jesse Ventura, Gorilla Monsoon
Robert Goulet sings O Canada for a change of pace from the previous years.
Koko B. Ware vs. Rick Martel
Tag Team Titles: Demolition vs. Colossal Connection
Earthquake vs. Hercules
Rating: D. No one ever accused Hercules of being smart but come on now with that backbreaker attempt. Hercules would be moved into a heel tag team soon after this and that was certainly better for everyone involved. He played his role well enough and was a good choice for a midcard power wrestler.
Earthquake gives him another splash for good measure. Hercules becomes one of the first victims to not leave on a stretcher.
Brutus Beefcake vs. Mr. Perfect
Post match Brutus puts Genius to sleep and cuts his hair to really end this feud.
Roddy Piper vs. Bad News Brown
Hart Foundation vs. Bolsheviks
The Russians try to sing but get jumped, setting up the Hart Attack for the pin on Boris at 18 seconds for a new Wrestlemania record. The fans love it and the Harts are ready to challenge Demolition.
Tito Santana vs. Barbarian
Dusty Rhodes/Sapphire vs. Randy Savage/Queen Sherri
Intermission time.
Wrestlemania VII ad.
Demolition is ready for the Hart Foundation.
Rockers vs. Orient Express
Rating: C+. These teams would have far better matches together, including a classic at the 1991 Royal Rumble, but this is still more entertaining than almost anything else on the show so far. This was a perfect choice for the first match back from intermission as they hit the ground running and brought the crowd right back to life. Well done.
Steve Allen is with Rhythm and Blues (Honky Tonk Man and Greg Valentine, now as a regular tag team and also a band) who will be performing tonight. Allen thinks this is going to be as big as when Tiny Tim played the Vince Lombardi rest stop.
Dino Bravo vs. Jim Duggan
Million Dollar Title: Jake Roberts vs. Ted DiBiase
DiBiase is defending of course but the title is only kind of official. Jake starts fast with a shoulder and knee lift but DiBiase bails to the floor to run from the DDT. They do the same sequence again and the stalling continues. Jake gets him back inside and starts working on the arm with a bunch of knee drops followed by a hammerlock. Gorilla and Jesse argue over what Jake is working on until Jake leverages DiBiase out to the floor in a nice counter.
Akeem vs. Big Boss Man
The new attendance record of 67,678 (easy to remember at least) is announced. This is done in about twenty seconds.
Rick Rude vs. Jimmy Snuka
Rating: D. Just a quick match to put Rude over as a tough guy before we FINALLY get to the main event. Snuka was nothing more than a jobber to the stars at this point and he still did that job quite well. Not a good match or anything but what do you expect in the death slot before the biggest match of the year?
WWF World Title/Intercontinental Title: Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior
Hogan is stunned and dejected at his first ever clean loss in the company. The referee brings Warrior both titles and the camera focuses on just Warrior so the WWF World Title can be returned to ringside, allowing Hogan to go get it. He hands it to Warrior and endorses the new champion before riding away in the card, leaving Warrior to celebrate to end the show.
Ratings Comparison
Rick Martel vs. Koko B. Ware
Original: D
2013 Redo: D+
2015 Redo: D+
Demolition vs. Colossal Connection
Original: C-
2013 Redo: C-
2015 Redo: C+
Earthquake vs. Hercules
Original: D-
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D
Brutus Beefcake vs. Mr. Perfect
Original: C
2013 Redo: C-
2015 Redo: C
Roddy Piper vs. Bad News Brown
Original: A
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: C
Hart Foundation vs. Bolsheviks
Original: N/A
2013 Redo: N/A
2015 Redo: N/A
Barbarian vs. Tito Santana
Original: D
2013 Redo: C-
2015 Redo: D+
Dusty Rhodes/Sapphire vs. Randy Savage/Sensational Sherri
Original: D-
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: C-
Orient Express vs. Rockers
Original: C
2013 Redo: C+
2015 Redo: C+
Jim Duggan vs. Dino Bravo
Original: D+
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D-
Ted Dibiase vs. Jake Roberts
Original: C
2013 Redo: C-
2015 Redo: C
Big Boss Man vs. Akeem
Original: N/A
2013 Redo: N/A
2015 Redo: N/A
Rick Rude vs. Jimmy Snuka
Original: C-
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D
Ultimate Warrior vs. Hulk Hogan
Original: A+
2013 Redo: A
2015 Redo: A
Overall Rating
Original: C+
2013 Redo: C+
2015 Redo: C
Why can’t I make up my mind on Brown vs. Piper?
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NXT
Date: March 1, 2022
Location: Capitol Wrestling Center, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Vic Joseph, Wade Barrett
We are about a month away from Stand & Deliver, which could stand to deliver some of its card this week. You can all but guarantee Bron Breakker defending the NXT Title against Dolph Ziggler, but they are going to need something a little bit better than that. Those two are in a tag match this week so let’s get to it.
Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.
Bron Breakker/Tommaso Ciampa vs. Dolph Ziggler/Robert Roode
Ciampa is in a Breakker style singlet here, which commentary calls Steiner-esque. Roode throws in a big bonus with the GLORIOUS theme It’s a brawl in the aisle to start with Ciampa hitting a big slingshot corkscrew dive to take out both of them in the floor. We settle down for the opening bell with Ciampa working on Ziggler and handing it off to Breakker, who gets dropped by Roode’s neckbreaker.
Ziggler grabs a chinlock but Breakker fights up and hands it off to Ciampa to clean house. A double clothesline looks to set up the Fairy Tale Ending but Roode drives him into the corner to escape. Roode’s spinebuster gets two and we take a break. Back with Ciampa getting caught in the wrong corner, setting up a powerbomb/neckbreaker combination for two.
Ciampa fights out of trouble though and the hot tag brings in Breakker to wreck both of them with suplexes. The Steiner efforts continue with Ciampa playing Rick in a Steiner Bulldog for two on Ziggler with Roode having to make the save. Ziggler’s rollup gets two but the Fairy Tale Ending gives Ciampa the pin at 15:03.
Rating: B-. Anything involving more of the Steiners is a good thing and that was the case here. Ciampa might not be Rick, but they had a good match here, especially with Breakker getting to wreck things. I’m not sure why Ziggler took the fall here with the title shot coming up, but Ciampa getting a win is a nice thing, as he could be in for a big Stand & Deliver match of his own.
LA Knight wants us to call someone and tell us to watch him call out Grayson Waller. I called a local beekeeper and told him to watch. He didn’t know who LA Knight or Grayson Waller were and yelled at me for disturbing him and his bees. Then he screamed because the bees were annoyed and stung him. But I did call like Knight told me to.
Gunther is ready for Solo Sikoa.
Here is LA Knight for a chat. He goes over his history with Grayson Waller, including some still photos. Cue Waller with Sanga on the platform, with Waller saying everyone sucks and goodbye. Knight shows us a shot of Knight standing over him last week. That was 2-0 for Knight, which is enough for Waller to agree to one more match next week: Last Man Standing. Works for Knight.
Persia Pirotta and Indi Hartwell make sure they are both focused, though Pirotta sneaks off to text someone.
We look back at the first matches of this year’s women’s Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic.
Women’s Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic: Indi Hartwell/Persia Pirotta vs. Dakota Kai/Wendy Choo
Toxic Attraction is watching from the balcony. Choo tries a drop toehold on Pirotta but stops to play peek-a-boo. Pirotta isn’t impressed and takes him into the corner, allowing the tag off to Hartwell. Choo isn’t having that and brings in Kai, for a double whip into the corner. A double faceplant gives Choo two but Hartwell elbows her down.
Hartwell grabs a top wristlock but Choo small packages her and rolls over to Kai for the hot tag. The running kick in the corner rocks Hartwell, who is over for the tag to Pirotta without much trouble. The fireman’s carry faceplant gets two on Kai, who is right back with a pump kick before knocking Pirotta to the floor. Choo, in slippers, goes up for a top rope Vader Bomb, setting up Kai’s top rope double stomp for the pin at 5:24.
Rating: C. The thrown together wacky team going over the established team? In this tournament? I’m as shocked as you are. The good part about this match is the fact that Persia and Indi are ready to move towards a split, which could make for an interesting story. The match wasn’t anything special, but what are you expecting from a short match with a team thrown together like this?
Video on the Creed Brothers vs. Imperium, who meet for the Tag Team Titles next week.
Lash Legend vs. Amari Miller
This is fallout from Legend blaming Miller for her debut NXT loss. Legend kicks her in the face to start and then bends Miller’s back over her knee. Miller slips out and crawls over to the ropes, allowing her to hit some running kicks of her own. A low superkick sets up a step up moonsault for two on Legend, who pops back to her feet. That means a fireman’s carry slam is enough to finish Miller at 2:56. Miller is getting there but Legend continues to look like she’s in over her head in the ring.
Post match Legend says she’s ready for Nikkita Lyons. Oh boy.
Solo Sikoa wants Gunther to respect him and it’s going to be a fight.
Josh Briggs and Brooks Jensen want to ride something all night. Elektra Lopez comes in and doesn’t like it, but they mean a truck instead of a woman, as she seems to think. Lopez says they wouldn’t know how to handle a real woman, but Jensen says he’s never been with a real woman. Jensen: “BOOM! IN YOUR FACE!” Briggs looks stunned as Lopez walks away.
Gunther vs. Solo Sikoa
Gunther looks like he has slimmed down a lot. Sikoa gets elbowed in the face to start and a slam puts him down again. Some shots to the face stagger Gunther but he knocks Sikoa silly with a boot to the face. Sikoa’s fireman’s carry is broken up and Gunther blasts him with a clothesline.
The Boston crab goes on for a bit, with Sikoa getting out and slowly striking away. This time the Samoan drop connects to send Gunther outside, setting up a splash from the apron. Back in and Sikoa hits a superkick but the Superfly Splash misses. Gunther’s sleeper is broken up with a jawbreaker but he grabs it again and Sikoa…is planted with a powerbomb. Another powerbomb finishes Sikoa at 7:38.
Rating: C+. This was good but it didn’t hit that next level. Maybe it was the lack of believing that Sikoa had a chance, as Gunther seems like he should be a major player around here almost immediately. I was expecting more from Sikoa though, as he was almost squashed here save for a quick run at the end. Still though, Gunther winning is the right call and that is what matters.
Dolph Ziggler is annoyed at his loss but he’s still #1 contender. Tommaso Ciampa comes in to say he beat Ziggler so he should be getting that shot. Cue Bron Breakker, who says he’s ready for anyone at Stand & Deliver. Ciampa says he’s beaten Breakker so Breakker says he’ll beat them both. Ziggler is ready for his title shot next week as Breakker and Ciampa stare at each other.
Joe Gacy is ready to let Harland beat up Draco Anthony, but Anthony isn’t the cause of Harland’s anger.
Indi Hartwell and Persia Pirotta are annoyed at their loss but Duke Hudson comes in to console Pirotta. Hartwell can’t get Dexter Lumis to text her back. Shouldn’t he be here? Like he was last week?
Next week: Bron Breakker defends against Tommaso Ciampa and Dolph Ziggler.
Harland vs. Draco Anthony
Anthony snaps his arm across the top rope to start but gets splashed in the corner for his efforts. Another splash to the back crushes Anthony again but he’s back up with a flying shoulder. Harland slams him face first into the mat to cut Anthony off, setting up the belly to back slam for the pin at 2:29. Harland continues to be rather limited.
Post match Harland hugs the unconscious Anthony.
Carmelo Hayes, with Trick Williams, is ready for Pete Dunne.
Ivy Nile is training and tells Tatum Paxley to be serious if she wants to be part of the Diamond Mine.
Women’s Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic First Round: Cora Jade/Raquel Gonzalez vs. Yulisa Leon/Valentina Feroz
Leon works on Jade’s arm to start so it’s quickly off to Gonzalez. That’s fine with Leon, who brings in Feroz to work on Gonzalez’s arm as well. A sunset bomb does not work for Feroz though, as she gets tossed into the corner. Everything breaks down and Feroz LAUNCHES Leon over the top (the camera angle made that look incredible) onto Gonzalez, with Feroz adding her own dive. Back in and Feroz powerslams Jade for two but Jade gets over for the tag to Gonzalez. The Chingona Bomb plants Feroz and Gonzalez plants Jade on top of her for the pin at 4:48.
Rating: C. That’s how the match should have gone as Jade and Gonzalez have spent weeks being set up. Yes they’re another wacky team, but at least they’re a team with a monster who can run over most of the people she faces. It can be fun to watch Gonzalez wreck people and that is what she did here, even though Feroz and Leon’s big dives looked great.
Sarray shows her sun necklace to a bunch of the women when Tiffany Stratton comes in to call it tacky. Stratton offers one her necklaces but Sarray turns it down, earning herself a beating.
Tony D’Angelo is ready for Stand & Deliver.
Von Wagner vs. Andre Chase
Robert Stone and Bodhi Hayward are here too. Wagner starts fast and knocks him into the corner, setting up the big toss back out of the corner. Chase avoids a shot though and comes back with a knockdown of his own. The CHASE U stomp has Wagner in trouble but Hayward and Stone get into it on the floor. Wagner breaks it up with a punch to Hayward’s eye but Hayward tells Chase to get back in there. That’s what Chase does, and a fireman’s carry neckbreaker (Robert Roode’s Roode Bomb) finishes Chase at 4:05.
Rating: C-. I cannot get into Wagner no matter what he does and this was another good example. He doesn’t do anything outside of the ordinary and a lot of his stuff is just standard power offense. It seems that NXT wants to turn him into something but he feels as midcard heelish as you can get.
Nikkita Lyons is ready to face Lash Legend, perhaps on Lashing Out. That was one of the most awkward sounding promos I have heard in a long time. I don’t know if she was scared or something, but if that is normal for her, she shouldn’t be talking.
North American Title: Carmelo Hayes vs. Pete Dunne
Hayes, with Trick Williams, is defending. They run the ropes to start with neither getting anywhere, so instead it’s an exchange of hard shots to the face until they both go down. Something like the X Plex drops Hayes and we take an early break. Back with Hayes knocking Dunne does again and grabbing a neck crank.
A right hand to the face drops Dunne again but he punches a springboard out of the air. Hayes is fine enough to counter a suplex into a Backstabber for two but Dunne manages a quick Bitter End. The cover takes too long though and Hayes rolls away before Dunne can get on him.
Dunne goes for the fingers but Hayes reverses into the Crossface. Another Bitter end is countered into a suplex into a cutter to put Dunne down again. The top rope ax kick is broken up so Williams tries for a save, only to get his fingers snapped. Hayes shoves Dunne off the top though and finishes with the top rope ax kick to retain at 12:28.
Rating: B. As weird as it still feels to see Dunne taking a fall (even if it wasn’t an entirely clean ending), it’s nice to see Hayes continuing to add to his resume. Hayes has turned into one of the most consistent names in NXT and I’m starting to look forward to his matches. He has solid matches and he’s a good promo. That’s the kind of person NXT should be pushing and that is what they are doing here.
Post match Hayes and Williams brag about the win, with Hayes saying he’s on to Stand & Deliver, where the title will be defended in a ladder match. How long has it been since their last one? A month or so?
Overall Rating: C+. I’m not entirely sure when it happened, but NXT has gotten downright watchable over the last little while. The characters are starting to get established and they aren’t introducing a bunch of new people every week. This show had a lot of matches and some of them were rather quality, with the main event being a good showcase for both of them. Stand & Deliver could be a heck of a show, but it would be nice to actually announce something for the thing.
Results
Bron Breakker/Tommaso Ciampa b. Dolph Ziggler/Robert Roode – Fairy Tale Ending to Ziggler
Wendy Choo/Dakota Kai b. Indi Hartwell/Persia Pirotta – Top rope double stomp to Hartwell
Lash Legend b. Amari Miller – Fireman’s carry slam
Gunther b. Solo Sikoa – Powerbomb
Harland b. Draco Anthony – Belly to back slam
Cora Jade/Raquel Gonzalez b. Yulisa Leon/Valentina Feroz – Splash to Feroz
Von Wagner b. Andre chase – Fireman’s carry neckbreaker
Carmelo Hayes b. Pete Dunne – Top rope ax kick
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NXT LVL Up
Date: February 25, 2022
Location: Capitol Wrestling Center, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Sudu Shah, Nigel McGuinness
It’s week #2 of this show, or week roughly #20 if you consider this to be the revamped 205 Live that it really is. Therefore the matches aren’t going to be anything of note but we might get some slight NXT star power around here. That is almost the only way to make the show feel important, though it is hardly consistent with what it offers. Let’s get to it.
Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.
Opening sequence.
Xyon Quinn vs. James Drake
Zack Gibson is here with Drake. Quinn can’t get a grab on him against the ropes to start so Drake mocks him a bit. A hammerlock works a bit better for Quinn, who stands up so Drake’s crossbody can bounce off of him. Drake bails to the floor and a Gibson distraction lets Drake get in a cheap shot. Back in and Quinn slugs away but has to power out of a sleeper. Quinn slams him off the top but Gibson offers another distraction, allowing Drake to grab a rollup for the pin at 4:47.
Rating: C. I’m not sure what happened to Quinn but he looked like someone who should have been a breakout star in the making. That hasn’t happened though, as instead he has fallen pretty far through the floor and can barely get on NXT these days. The match was a standard formula with the villains cheating with the numbers game and then picking up the win, meaning there wasn’t much to see here. Other than Quinn losing again.
Post match Quinn beats up Gibson to blow off some steam.
Sarray vs. Elektra Lopez
Legado del Fantasma is here with Lopez. Sarray tries to start fast and it’s a springboard armdrag to frustrate Lopez early on. That earns Sarray a grab of the hair and a wheelbarrow faceplant to plant her on her face. Sarray is back up with a rollup into a dropkick, setting up a double stomp. Another double stomp gets two but Sarray’s running dropkick against the ropes hits Joaquin Wilde and the distraction lets Lopez hit a spinning Dominator for the pin at 3:47.
Rating: C-. Another watchable enough match with Lopez getting to look good against Sarray, who is already seeming to drop down the ranks. I’m still not sure how much of a future there is in the whole transforming schoolgirl thing, but losing to the occasionally wrestling manager isn’t exactly a good sign for her immediate future.
Jacket Time vs. Joe Gacy/Harland
Well, I guess this does count as star power. Gacy and Kushida fight over wrist control to start with Kushida spinning around on Gacy’s back and handing it off to Jiro. After teasing a hug, the threat of the jacket punch sends Gacy backpedaling. The jacket punch connects on the second try, but it knocks Gacy into the corner for the tag off to Harland. Dominance ensues, with Harland driving him into the corner and knocking Kushida off the apron as a bonus.
It’s back to Gacy, who catches Jiro with a DDT to put him down. That doesn’t last long though as Jiro is up for the tag back to Kushida without much trouble. House is cleaned, with Kushida grabbing the Iron Octopus on Gacy. Harland makes the save but has to be held back from massacring Kushida. It’s back to Harland to run Kushida over and splash Jiro for the pin at 6:55.
Rating: C. This was about as good as you’re likely to get around here, as Gacy can wrestle a decent match and Kushida can work with anyone. Jiro may be annoying but his style works out fairly well most of the time. That leaves Harland, who thankfully isn’t getting a lot of ring time at this point. Not much of a match, but it felt a good bit bigger than the other two.
Overall Rating: C-. I still can’t get too mad about a show that lasts around thirty minutes but this isn’t exactly interesting stuff. Above all else, it is the kind of show that comes and goes without anything happening. I’m not sure how much good it is doing as far as developing or improving some of these people, but at least they are getting in the ring in front of people in some way. That’s an improvement, right?
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https://wrestlingrumors.net/tommyhall/go-gold-heres-another-likely-wrestlemania-title-match/
Surprise Heel Turn Sets Up A WrestleMania 38 Dream Match.
https://wrestlingrumors.net/tommyhall/surprise-heel-turn-sets-wrestlemania-38-dream-match/
Here Is Who WWE Views As SmackDown’s Top Stars (One Might Surprise You).
https://wrestlingrumors.net/tommyhall/wwe-views-smackdowns-top-stars-one-might-surprise/
Turn And Turn: Monday Night Raw Title Change Sets Up Heel Turn.
https://wrestlingrumors.net/tommyhall/turn-turn-monday-night-raw-title-change-sets-heel-turn/
WWE Star Misses Live Event Over The Weekend.
https://wrestlingrumors.net/tommyhall/wwe-star-misses-live-event-weekend/
WRESTLING RUMORS: Possible Injury To Top WWE Star.
https://wrestlingrumors.net/tommyhall/wrestling-rumors-possible-injury-top-wwe-star/
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 28, 2022
Location: Nationwide Arena, Columbus, Ohio
Commentators: Jimmy Smith Corey Graves, Byron Saxton
We are just over a month away from Wrestlemania and it would be nice to have the show actually get some more matches announced. There are only a handful of things set for the card and WWE is running out of shows to build them up. Maybe they can put some of them together tonight, as they kind of need to. Let’s get to it.
Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.
Opening sequence. Since when does this show have an opening sequence?
Here is Kevin Owens, in a sideways cowboy hat, to open with the Kevin Owens Show. He brings out his best friend and his tag team partner, Seth Rollins, to talk about how they’re going to win the Raw Tag Team Titles next week. Owens talks about how he can’t stand Texas but they have to find a way to get to Wrestlemania. Therefore they are going to win the titles next week and defend them at Wrestlemania, which will take place in that stupid Texas.
Owens stomps on the hat but for now, we need to bring out this week’s guests: the Raw Tag Team Champions, Alpha Academy. After assuring them that Otis’ chair is reinforced, Owens and Rollins promise to take the titles next week. Gable brags about his education and, after complaining about how they only have a 33.3% change of retaining the titles, starts shooshing both of them (just like their new SHOOOSH shirts suggest). This sets up a SHOOSH off between Gable and Owens until a Stunner leaves Gable laying and we take a break.
Seth Rollins/Kevin Owens vs. Alpha Academy
Non-title with Gable still down and we’re joined in progress with Otis elbowing Owens in the face. Gable gets on the apron as Rollins comes in to take Otis into the corner, only to be sent to the apron. A Gable distraction lets Otis knock Rollins off the apron and some whip send Rollins into the barricade.
Back in and Otis hits a suplex to drop Rollins but a missed shot allows the tag back to Owens. Everything breaks down and Owens hits a splash off the apron on Rollins, only to get run over by Otis as we take a break. We come back with Gable working on Owens’ knee before rolling some German suplexes. An enziguri rocks Gable though and it’s Rollins coming back in to pick up the pace.
A Sling Blade hits Gable and a Downward Spiral into the middle buckle makes it worse. There’s the Falcon Arrow for two more and Rollins nods after the kickout. It’s back to Owens for the fisherman’s buster onto the knee but Otis breaks it up. Otis’ Vader Bomb sets up a moonsault from Gable with Rollins making the save. Rollins dives onto Otis to take him out and dives back in for a pop up Buckle Bomb. A Stunner sets up a Stomp to give Rollins the pin on Gable at 12:41.
Rating: C+. This picked way up near the end and is a great way to give Owens and Rollins some momentum going into next week’s title match. I’m not sure I can imagine the titles changing hands as Owens would seem to have bigger plans so they can get the title match out of the way and move on. For now though, this was a good way to set things up, as I’m having trouble getting annoyed at champions losing anymore.
Video on Omos.
Omos says he has dominated everyone since he debuted last year at Wrestlemania and he’ll do it again here.
Omos vs. T-Bar
Omos jumps him before the bell and knocks him off the apron for a crash. T-Bar is mostly out of it so Omos throws him into the corner, where T-Bar says he can go. Omos misses a charge into the corner but is fine enough to knock T-bar sillier with a clothesline. The chokebomb finishes T-Bar at 42 seconds.
We look back at Becky Lynch and Bianca Belair yelling at each other last week, setting up Belair beating Doudrop.
Nikki Ash and Doudrop are ready to be the hero/villain in their six woman tag this week. Becky Lynch comes in to say she’s ready to win, like she did over Belair at Summerslam in 26 seconds.
Rhea Ripley/Liv Morgan/Bianca Belair have an unnatural conversation in the back about strategy for their six woman tag.
Bianca Belair/Liv Morgan/Rhea Ripley vs. Doudrop/Becky Lynch/Nikki Ash
Becky and Liv start but since Belair comes in, Becky hands it off to Nikki. That means it’s back to Liv, who actually locks up with Nikki and takes her down with a running hurricanrana. Everything breaks down early and the villains are sent to the floor as we take a break. Back with Becky rolling Belair up for two and sending her to the apron for a springboard kick to the face.
Becky uses the hair to pull Belair into the post and then ties it around the top rope. With that untied, Doudrop comes in to drop an elbow but Nikki misses a shot, allowing the hot tag back to Rhea. Becky gets faceplanted for two with Doudrop hitting a splash for the save. Everything breaks down and Nikki drags the crushed Becky back to the corner for the tag. Belair comes in as well as everything breaks down, with Liv hitting a dive to the floor.
Nikki high crossbodies Rhea but Belair is back in with a spinebuster. Becky grabs the braid to break that up but Belair WHIPS THE FIRE OUT OF HER with the braid, complete with some crazy cracking sounds (which are probably sound effects but dang those whips looked painful). Becky runs off while holding her ribs, leaving Belair to KOD Nikki for the pin at 12:11.
Rating: C+. This was a bit better than I expected and that is where things get more interesting. The interviews before the match were horrible and made me wonder how in the world they could screw these people up. No one talks like that and it made me want to turn off the show. Then you get to the match, where the women get to showcase their talent and the match is that much better. It’s amazing to see just how much of a gap there is between the in and out of the ring portions because the talent is absolutely there.
We look at Robert Roode costing Tommaso Ciampa the #1 contendership to the NXT Title.
Tommaso Ciampa vs. Robert Roode
Dolph Ziggler is here with Roode. Ciampa’s No One Will Survive theme has been replaced with a generic rock song, which shouldn’t be that surprising. Ciampa starts fast but misses a running knee to Roode, who counters the Fairy Tale Ending and rolls him up for two. Another running knee connects to knock Ziggler off the apron and a rollup finishes Roode at 2:40.
Post match Roode and Ziggler beat Ciampa down, with Ziggler promising to take out Ciampa and Bron Breakker tomorrow on NXT.
We look at Dana Brooke losing and regaining the 24/7 Title.
Dana Brooke/Reggie vs. Akira Tozawa/Tamina
The women start with Tamina being sent into the corner for the handspring elbow. Reggie comes in to roll Tozawa up for two and a dropkick gets the same with Tamina making the save. Everything breaks down and Reggie’s running flipping seated senton finishes Tozawa at 1:44.
Post match Brooke kisses Reggie to the mat and Reggie seems pleased. Tozawa puckers up for Tamina, who kisses him as well. Tozawa looks like he is in a trance.
The Street Profits are ready to take out RKBro tonight. They throw in some mocking of the rest of the tag division for a bonus.
Mysterios vs. Hurt Business
Before the match, the Mysterios promise to take out Miz and Logan Paul at Wrestlemania but tonight they’re focused on the Hurt Business. Cue the Miz to list off his WWE accomplishments before bragging about how great Logan Paul really is. They’re big global stars and they are AWESOME, certainly better than the Mysterios.
We take a break and come back joined in progress with Benjamin sending Rey tot he apron for a Downward Spiral from Alexander. Back in and Rey fights out of the corner before hurricanranaing Alexander into the same corner. The diving tag brings in Dominik, who comes in off the top with a high crossbody to Shelton. A suplex drops Dominik but he’s back with a tornado DDT, bringing Alexander back in for the save. Dominik sends Shelton outside but his suicide dive is countered. That earns Benjamin a posting but Miz pops up to grab Dominik. Rey chases Miz off, leaving Dominik to get rolled up for the pin at 4:30.
Rating: C-. They have got to find something new for Dominik because this stuff is just so dull. He is completely fine in the ring but he is about as interesting as watching a sidewalk dry. Miz’s interference was a fine way to go, but come up with something better for Dominik, which means getting him out of this team as soon as possible.
Riddle is coloring to stay focused when Randy Orton comes in to say they’re going to go win tonight. Then next week, they’re getting their Tag Team Titles back.
Carmella and Queen Zelina are in the back, with Carmella saying she and Corey Graves are going to put on a show after she and Zelina retain the Women’s Tag Team Titles at Wrestlemania.
RKBro vs. Street Profits
Riddle pulls Ford into an early triangle choke, which is enough to set up the Orton circle stomp, much to the fans’ approval. Dawkins comes in and is sent outside for a springboard Floating Bro from Riddle, who is taken down by Ford’s big flip dive as we take a break. Back with Riddle fighting out of trouble and bringing Orton back in for the hanging DDT to Ford.
Everything breaks down and Dawkins knocks Riddle to the floor, leaving Orton to have the RKO blocked. Ford enziguris Orton and hits the frog splash…..for the pin at 6:40, as Orton seemed like he couldn’t get the foot on the ropes. That really didn’t seem to be the planned finish, which was either Orton being out of position or hurt, as the referee and Riddle immediately checked on him and then talked to the Profits.
Rating: C. That ending did not look good as the splash looked to mess Orton up badly. I can’t imagine that was the planned finish as RKBro has a title match coming up next week and then gets beaten here in what should have been a tuneup. Hopefully Orton is ok, because he looked very out of it after the match.
Veer Mahaan is still coming.
Smackdown Breakdown.
Austin Theory is in Vince McMahon’s office and talks about Vince’s appearance on the Pat McAfee Show. Theory lists off McAfee’s accomplishments, which don’t seem to impress Vince. It will be Vince’s first sitdown interview in twenty years, but Theory thinks McAfee might jump him. Vince says it’s not that kind of a show and leaves. Theory picks up Vince’s pencil and says it could be.
US Title: Finn Balor vs. Damian Priest
Balor is challenging and we have had two breaks, the Smackdown Breakdown and the Vince/Theory segment since his entrance. Priest elbows Balor in the face to start and grabs a reverse chinlock. We hit the chinlock to keep Balor down for a bit, only to have him fight up and send Priest outside. The big flip dive drops Priest and we take a break.
Back with Balor scoring with the Pele to put Priest on his knee, setting up the double stomp. The shotgun dropkick sets up a missed Coup de Grace, allowing Priest to clothesline him down. Priest’s spinning kick to the head sets up the South of Heaven chokeslam for two. The Reckoning is loaded up but Balor slips out and this another shotgun dropkick. Now the Coup de Grace can connect for the pin and the title at 10:36.
Rating: C+. I can live with this one as Balor has needed something to do for a long time now. At the same time, Priest has gotten a good bit out of the title, though he has sputtered a bit in recent months. It was time for the change, though I’m almost scared to see what is next for Priest now that he has lost the title.
Post match Priest says the people carried Balor to winning the US Title. They never gave him that reaction during his title reign, so Priest is going to win that title back and all that motivation isn’t going to mean a thing. Priest clothesline him down and hits a Razor’s Edge onto (not through) the announcers’ table. There’s your heel turn, on a roster with a lot of heels.
We look back at Edge’s Wrestlemania challenge.
Here is Edge to get an answer to his challenge. Edge wants someone to come out and accept so here is….AJ Styles, much to Edge’s delight. Styles gets in the ring and says he accepts, with Edge talking about how both of them have wanted this match for a long time. Edge wants the bulldog AJ and not the one who has been Omos’ tag team b**** for the last few years.
Styles doesn’t like that and the fight is on, with the Phenomenal Forearm missing. Instead Edge kicks him low and gives that heel face of his. Edge hammers away and goes to leave but stops and comes back. The Conchairto crushes AJ’s head and Edge looks like he’s about to cry…before hitting another one to end the show. Yeah the Conchairto is a cliché, but this feels like a Wrestlemania match and that is a nice thing to see.
Overall Rating: C. The last hour saved this show as stuff actually happened for a change. As tends to be the case, the biggest problem around here is the long stretch where very little interesting happens and it feels like WWE is throwing stuff out there to fill in parts of the three hours.
There is some interesting/quality stuff here, such as the title change and Edge’s heel turn, but there is such a dry spell in the middle that the good parts (also including the opener and the six woman tag) are drowned out so badly. The last forty five or so minutes were a boost and I’m almost scared to think about how bad it would be without them. Oh and we are now back to the “how does X have a path to Wrestlemania” stuff, which is just as stupid now as it has been every other single time.
Results
Kevin Owens/Seth Rollins b. Alpha Academy – Stomp to Gable
Omos b. T-Bar – Chokebomb
Bianca Belair/Liv Morgan/Rhea Ripley b. Nikki Ash/Becky Lynch/Doudrop – KOD to Ash
Tommaso Ciampa b. Robert Roode – Rollup
Dana Brooke/Reggie b. Tamina/Akira Tozawa – Running flipping seated senton to Tozawa
Hurt Business b. Mysterios – Rollup to Dominik
Street Profits b. RKBro – Frog splash to Orton
Finn Balor b. Damian Priest – Coup de Grace
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Wrestlemania V
Date: April 2, 1989
Location: Trump Plaza, Atlantic City, New Jersey
Attendance: 18,946
Commentators: Jesse Ventura, Gorilla Monsoon
King Haku vs. Hercules
Rating: D+. Not the worst match here but this was a strange choice for an opener. I mean did they really think that it made sense to push Hercules as something special? At the time they were actually pushing him as a third Mega Power, which meant “the guy that would take a fall in a six man” but it was really just in name only. This was a pretty pedestrian power match but that superkick to stop Hercules was a nice touch. Haku always had a good superkick and it was cool to see him use it, even in a nothing match like this.
Rockers vs. Twin Towers
Rating: C+. This was fun for how well the Rockers bumped for the monsters here. That clothesline and the powerbomb to Shawn were particularly awesome as Shawn looked dead off both moves. The Twin Towers had just come off feuding with Hogan/Savage but for some reason it never led to the Tag Team Titles or even a serious shot at them.
Ted DiBiase vs. Brutus Beefcake
Back in and even more right hands stagger Ted until Virgil trips Brutus to give the boss an opening. A middle rope elbow gets two for DiBiase and a suplex sets up the Million Dollar Dream. Brutus grabs the rope and makes his comeback, sending Ted face first into the buckle ten straight times. DiBiase finally knocks Brutus to the floor where Virgil gets in a few shots. Ted follows and they brawl to a double countout at 9:57.
Post match Brutus cleans house with the hedge clippers to claim a moral victory. As usual, Jesse is on point by calling that assault with a deadly weapon.
Fabulous Rougeau Brothers vs. Bushwhackers
Mr. Perfect vs. Blue Blazer
Jesse is presented to the crowd for the third year in a row. For some reason Gorilla is surprised and says he was set up for this one.
Run-DMC performs the Wrestlemania Rap. Was Gladys Knight busy this year?
Demolition is ready to beat up Fuj the Stooge.
Tag Team Titles: Demolition vs. Powers of Pain/Mr. Fuji
Dino Bravo vs. Ronnie Garvin
Bravo attacks from behind and forearms Garvin in the back as Gorilla and Jesse argue over how strong Bravo really is. A kick to the chest gets two for Dino and even Jesse rips on Bravo for thinking that would get the pin. Garvin suddenly starts his comeback with a bunch of right hands (his finisher back in the NWA) and a sleeper but Bravo is right in the corner. A sunset flip gets two for Ronnie but he walks into the side suplex for the pin at 3:55.
Brainbusters vs. Strike Force
The Brainbusters (Gorilla: “Two really tough dudes!”) are Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard with Heenan in their corner. Strike Force has been inactive for a long time due to Martel being injured but he begged Tito to reform the team. Blanchard starts with Martel and Arn is cheating just a few seconds in with a knee to the back. Everything breaks down and stereo dropkicks put the Busters on the floor.
Donald Trump thinks this has been a great event for the Trump Organization and that the casinos have been doing very well. Sean Mooney sounds incredibly nervous here.
Long recap of the Mega Powers forming and splitting to get us to the main event. Like I said, Hogan was taking a bit too much of the spotlight, including getting the win at Survivor Series after Savage did most of the work. It was finally too much for Savage and he snapped to set up the Mega Powers exploding.
Jake Roberts vs. Andre the Giant
Jake catches DiBiase and brings in the snake to clear the ring.
Sean Mooney gives us a worthless report from the cheap seats.
Honky Tonk Man/Greg Valentine vs. Hart Foundation
Intercontinental Title: Ultimate Warrior vs. Rick Rude
Warrior comes right back with another bearhug and the referee is even nice enough to stop Rude from poking the eyes again. Rude gets out off something we missed because the camera was on Heenan and a piledriver gets a very delayed cover. The kickout is a lot weaker this time and Rude follows up with a jawbreaker.
Rating: B. This was a pairing that never made sense as neither guy was known as the best in ring performer on their own but they meshed together very well and produced some good stuff. Rude was still goofy and Warrior was still insane so this was a major upset and big surprise all around. Good match too.
Bad News Brown vs. Jim Duggan
Red Rooster vs. Bobby Heenan
Heenan can barely walk after the beating from Warrior. Right hands, Heenan misses a charge and hits the post, Rooster pins him in 30 seconds.
Post match the Brooklyn Brawler comes in but gets beaten up by Rooster. This is really the last match before the main event at WRESTLEMANIA.
Tony Schiavone says the locker room has all gone into the arena to watch the match.
Sean Mooney polls fans on who is going to win. My goodness ENOUGH FILLER ALREADY.
WWF World Title: Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan
We hit the armbar from the champ but Hogan fights up and uses the trunks to pull Savage to the floor. Back in and Hogan drops a bunch of elbows for two but Savage pulls him into a chinlock. Hulk has a cut over his eye and Savage knees him into the buckle for two, even with a handful of trunks. Hogan fights up again and just slams Savage over the top to the floor.
A lot of posing and raving from Jesse take us out.
Ratings Comparison
Hercules vs. King Haku
Original: C-
2013 Redo: C-
2015 Redo: D+
Twin Towers vs. Rockers
Original: C
2013 Redo: C
2015 Redo: C+
Brutus Beefcake vs. Ted DiBiase
Original: D+
2013 Redo: C-
2015 Redo: D+
Bushwhackers vs. Fabulous Rougeau Brothers
Original: D-
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D-
Mr. Perfect vs. Blue Blazer
Original: B-
2013 Redo: C+
2015 Redo: C+
Demolition vs. Powers of Pain/Mr. Fuji
Original: C-
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D
Dino Bravo vs. Ronnie Garvin
Original: F
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D
Brain Busters vs. Strike Force
Original: B-
2013 Redo: B-
2015 Redo: C+
Jake Roberts vs. Andre the Giant
Original: D
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D
Hart Foundation vs. Honky Tonk Man/Greg Valentine
Original: D+
2013 Redo: D+
2015 Redo: C
Rick Rude vs. Ultimate Warrior
Original: B
2013 Redo: B
2015 Redo: B
Jim Duggan vs. Bad News Brown
Original: F
2013 Redo: D-
2015 Redo: D
Red Rooster vs. Brooklyn Brawler
Original: N/A
2013 Redo: N/A
2015 Redo: N/A
Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Savage
Original: C+
2013 Redo: B-
2015 Redo: B
Overall Rating
Original: D+
2013 Redo: D
2015 Redo: D-
It just keeps getting worse.
And the 2013 Redo:
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Ring of Honor
Date: February 23, 2022
It’s another Hall of Fame show and this time around we are looking at Samoa Joe. That is another case where there are all kinds of matches to pick from, many of which are among the ones that helped put Ring of Honor on the map. These shows have been excellent so far and there is a chance that this one will be too. Let’s get to it.
We open with Samoa Joe’s Hall of Fame video, talking about how he helped put the company on the map and his still record World Title reign. We also hear about his time in Impact Wrestling and WWE, though not much is said about the latter.
From Night of Champions, March 22, 2003.
Ring of Honor Title: Samoa Joe vs. Xavier
Xavier is defending and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him wrestle before. The rest of the Prophecy, Xavier’s friends, are at ringside but CW Anderson and Michael Shane come in to take them out. That leaves Joe to chop Xavier into the corner, where Xavier’s chops have no effect. Joe knocks him outside and puts Xavier in a chair for a running boot to send him head first into the barricade.
Commentary talks about Xavier getting a concussion a week ago as Joe stays on his head, which is rather disturbing in a few ways. Back in and Xavier gets in a shot to the knee as we take a break. We come back with Xavier working on the neck, which just seems to wake Joe up. Some clotheslines stagger Joe but he rolls some suplexes to drop Xavier on his head over and over. Xavier knees his way out of a brainbuster (that was different) and an Ax breaker drops Joe again. The 450 hits raised knees though and an enziguri drops Xavier again. The Koquina Clutch gives Joe the title at 11:35.
Rating: C+. They didn’t even edit that much out of here as the full thing wasn’t even twelve minutes long. Xavier got in a few shots here but Joe felt like an unstoppable force who was going to get the title no matter what. It’s certainly historic as Joe starts his legendary reign, but Xavier is quite the curiosity in his own right, as he was the second champion in the company’s history and is little more than a Ring of Honor footnote.
From Manhattan Mayhem, May 7, 2005.
Pure Title: Jay Lethal vs. Samoa Joe
Lethal is defending and looks VERY young here. Joe gets knocked down and Lethal shouts (at his mentor) that the real champ is here. Some stomping doesn’t get Lethal very far and it’s time to trade some wristlocks. Joe backs him into the corner for some shots to the face but lethal is right back with a neckbreaker for one.
Lethal grabs a weird hold as he ties up the legs ala Rhea Ripley’s Prism Trap but lays on his back, putting his feet under Joe’s arms to raise him up in the air (it looked great). That doesn’t last long as Joe falls into the ropes for his first break and comes up with a right hand. You can only use one of those so the referee yells at him, allowing Lethal to grab another neckbreaker. Joe has to go to the ropes to escape another leglock but he Rock Bottoms Lethal out of the corner to plant him hard.
The running knee drop gets two and we take a break. Back with Joe washing Lethal’s face in the corner but charging into some boots. Lethal muscles him up for a suplex and scores with a Swan Dive for two more. Another kick sends Lethal to the apron, where he uses a closed fist of his own.
That’s fine with Joe, who knocks him outside and hits that big suicide elbow of his. They strike it out on the apron until Lethal grabs him, only have Joe drive both of them HARD through a table at ringside. Back in and Joe’s snap powerslam gets two but Lethal has to use the ropes to escape the Koquina Clutch. A middle rope DDT gives Lethal two and his signature dragon suplex gets the same. Joe isn’t having that though and grabs his own dragon suplex, setting up a cross arm suplex for the pin and the title at 19:10.
Rating: B. This was better than the opener, as Joe survived everything the game Lethal could throw at him before grabbing a suplex to knock him out. It was about Joe being a monster who could not be stopped and that made for a rather physical fight. Lethal would get better, but it was still Joe’s time here.
From Joe vs. Kobashi, October 1, 2005.
Samoa Joe vs. Kenta Kobashi
Well it was going to be this or one of the Punk matches and this makes more sense. Joe gets a pop but Kobashi gets an ovation. They shake hands to start and it’s time for some high intensity circling. The feeling out process continues until Joe hits the first chop for a loud gasp from the crowd. Kobashi takes him into the corner and shows him a real chop before a shoulder sends Kobashi outside. Joe hits the big suicide elbow into the barricade for two back inside and we take a break.
Back with Joe taking him outside for the big running boot in the chair. It worked so well the first time that Joe tries it again, only to charge into a shot to the face. Joe gets planted on the floor and they head back inside for some more hard Kobashi chops. We hit the front facelock for a bit until Joe suplexes his way to freedom. They strike it out hard with the sweat literally flying off of their chests.
Kobashi gets the better of things as we take another break and come back with Joe making the comeback and striking away even faster. Some Kawada kicks send Kobashi flying into the corner and it’s time for the facewashes. The MuscleBuster connects for two and Joe is stunned by the kickout. Another kick to the head sets up Joe’s STF, which is switched into a crossface and then something like an octopus hold on the mat as Kobashi FINALLY gets a foot on the ropes for the break.
Kobashi manages a half and half suplex and they’re both down again. Back up and Kobashi goes nuts with the rapid fire chops in the corner, leaving Joe’s chest looking rather disturbed. Another half and half suplex gets two and a sleeper suplex gives Kobashi the same. Joe tries to chop away but some spinning backfists set up a huge lariat to put him away at 24:21.
Rating: A. This is a great example of a match which was made better by the crowd’s reaction. The match felt like an event, as Kobashi is a living legend and having Joe face him in such a high profile match is the kind of thing you do not get to see very often. Joe is the biggest name in Ring of Honor history and Kobashi is far above him, but Joe hung in there and had him in real trouble in a classic. Great match, as you may have heard before.
One more quick Joe video wraps us up.
Overall Rating: B+. It was kind of a weird show as the focus was more on Joe milestones than great matches, though the last match checked both boxes. Joe is another case where there are so many huge matches that this could have gone on for about three hours plus without getting old. Joe vs. Kobashi is always worth a look, but the other two are more for historical purposes than anything else, which is kind of the idea here.
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Summer Bash 2016
Date: June 24, 2016
Location: Evolution Sports Gym, Elizabethtown, Tennessee
Commentators: Matt Rhodes, Mike Cooper, Heath Snead
This is from NWA Smoky Mountain as I continue a trek through some random independent companies (or as independent as the NWA is). As usual, I have no idea what to expect from this show but it’s the NWA in Tennessee so you can imagine the fans are going to be pretty into the show. Let’s get to it.
Keep in mind that I have no idea what is going on here from a storyline or character perspective so please bear with me.
There is no intro video and we’re going straight to the first match.
White Trash Millionaires vs. Air America vs. Hardliners
That would be Corey Smith/Lenny Stratton (with Taylor Hennig (I think?)) vs. Gavin Daring/Skylar Kruze vs. Bryan Montgomery/Jeff Connelly (with Travis Stikes). I think you can get the idea of the debuting Millionaires and Air America seem to be hometown high fliers. Kruze spins out of a wristlock and cranks on Stratton’s wrist before handing it off to Daring for more of the same.
Back up and Stratton hits a shoulder, only to get armdragged into the corner. Smith, in overalls, comes in to power Daring into the corner for a right hand to the face. It’s back to Kruze for a double drop toehold and a front facelock but Smith is back up without much effort. Stratton comes in and gets to face Montgomery, the latter of whom starts with a Rick Rude hip swivel. A rather high hiptoss puts Montgomery down and a kick to the head puts him on the floor.
Kruze jumps to the apron and kicks the Millionaires down (Cooper: “They’re worth about $1.50 right now!”) before Stratton gets back in. Smith’s knee from the apron cuts Kruze down and there’s the gorilla press toss face first onto the turnbuckle. Stratton comes back in with a slingshot spear for two but Montgomery tags himself in to plant Darling for two. A Russian legsweep/dropkick combination gets two so Connelly grabs an STF.
Montgomery comes back in to cut off a comeback bit and something like a Russian legsweep cuts Darling off again. Darling finally comes back with a Sling Blade and the hot tag brings in Kruze to clean house. A springboard bulldog hits Montgomery but Connelly isn’t even going to let him get one. Everything breaks down with the parade of finishers, including a fireman’s carry slam, which is called a version of the Go To Sleep by commentators who aren’t as good as they think they are.
Darling catapults Stratton into a superkick (with commentary getting in one of the most annoying calls I’ve ever heard by calling it a SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERKICK in a loud voice) from Kruze. Stikes breaks up something on the top so Darling dives onto him and Smith, leaving the hardliners to hit a Downward Spiral 3D to finish Kruze at 12:31.
Rating: C+. This definitely felt like lower level stars trying to do a match that they have seen others do better, but it worked out fairly well. The finish looked cool and Air America is a good name for a team, though the Millionaires were barely a factor here. Good enough choice for an opener here, even if I want the commentators tied up to a wall and pummeled with various clubs and sticks.
The Agency (seems to be a rather large heel stable) throws out the interviewer (who might be Heath Snead) and says they are going to dominate everyone tonight. The leader, or at least the main talker, is ready for Buff Bagwell in the main event.
Vince Brent vs. Axton Ray
This is champion (Brent is the Mountain Empire Champion and Ray is the TV Champion) vs. champion but it’s non-title. Brent is part of the Agency and has a bunch of people, including a woman named Kayla, with him. On the other hand, Ray is still around to this day and popped up on AEW Dark as a jobber. They take their time circling each other before going to one of the weakest lockups I can remember seeing.
A battle over wrist control goes to Ray but he gets armdragged down, allowing Brent to dab. Back up and Ray flips out of a headscissors and armdrags him out to the floor. Ray’s dive is cut off though and they brawl out into the fans. Axton gets sent over the bleachers but dives over them, setting up a dive off said bleachers. Back in and Ray sends him outside again, this time setting up the big slingshot dive. They go inside again, with Brent grabbing a Backstabber for two this time.
The chinlock goes on for a bit before Brent’s suplex gets a rather cocky near fall. Brent grabs a front facelock before sending Ray outside for a running flip dive. Back in and we hit the chinlock, with the camera showing the WIDE gap between Brent’s arm and anything but Ray’s jaw. Even commentary has to point out that it’s not doing anything as Ray fights up and hits a Russian legsweep for a breather.
They slug it out from their knees until Ray is up with a dropkick for two. Brent is right back with a Codebreaker for two of his own but Ray hits a slam. Ray loads up a People’s Elbow but rolls over Ray and springboards into the elbow drop (ok that was clever) for two of his own. They both go up top with Ray getting pulled face down onto the turnbuckle, setting up a running knee for another near fall.
Brent gets sent into the corner though and it’s a springboard missile dropkick for two, as part of the Agency pulled Ray out. Ray misses a top rope double stomp though and it’s the Killshot (jumping Downward Spiral) for the really near fall. The Agency offers another distraction though, allowing Brent to get a chain. Said chain knocks a springboarding Ray silly and Brent gets the pin at 17:55.
Rating: B. One of the best compliments I can give a match in a promotion I don’t watch is that I wanted to know who was going to win. That was the case here, as they got the drama rolling very well. The action was certainly good for a show of this level and Ray seems to have something. I liked this one quite a bit and it was a lot better than I would have expected.
Post match Brent celebrates….but here is someone named Toby Farley, who shows the referee that Brent left part of the chain hanging out of his tights (like a moron). That’s good for a restart, allowing Ray to roll him up for the pin at 18:46. Oh yeah this is a Tennessee show.
United States Tag Team Titles: Cabal vs. Heatseekers
The Heatseekers (Elliott Russell/Sigmon) are defending against the Cabal (Jason Kincaid/Travis Lee), who are creepy/weird, complete with a manager (Brian Wayne) with a stop sign covered with a smiley face. Lee, a monster, has the title belts despite the Cabal being the champions. Kincaid (who I’ve seen before and is a bit odd) sits down to look at the champs before starting with Sigmon.
After nothing happens there, Lee comes in to throw Sigmon into the corner and hit him with a headbutt. It’s back to Kincaid, who gets stomped down in the corner before the champs give him a double back elbow. Sigmon’s suplex sets up Russell’s Russian legsweep for two, followed by some forearms to the back. Lee gets in a cheap shot from the apron though and it’s Russell getting stomped down in the corner for a change.
That’s enough for Lee to start going nuts and ram his own head into the buckle, allowing the tag back to Sigmon. For some reason the champs try a suplex on the nearly 400lb Lee, earning themselves a double suplex right back. A chokebreaker drops Sigmon again and it’s Kincaid raking Sigmon’s back. Lee front facelocks Sigmon as Kincaid has a seat on the top. The slow beating continues and Kincaid, the creepy/crazy one, grabs a creepy/crazy chinlock.
Back up and Sigmon hits a good dropkick to get himself out of trouble but the tag is broken up again. This time it’s Sigmon getting sent outside so Wayne can get in some stompings. Sigmon gets back in again, where a seated Kincaid is waiting on him to block the tag again. Kincaid gets smart by taking Russell off the apron but has to kick out of a quick rollup attempt. Lee stomps on Sigmon’s back (the “shoulderplexus” according to commentary) but a Russell distraction lets Sigmon get in a dropkick.
This hasn’t gone on long enough though and it’s Lee hitting a catapult into the corner. Kincaid charges into an elbow in the corner but goes up for no logically explored reason, allowing Lee to cheap shot him. A Diamond Cutter onto the knee gives Kincaid two but he misses a top rope double stomp (second match in a row with that one). Sigmon gets in a German suplex and it’s FINALLY back to Russell to pick up the pace. There’s a neckbreaker to Kincaid and a belly to belly gives Russell a delayed two.
Kincaid snaps off a powerslam though and it’s a jumping double stomp. A springboard is loaded up but Kincaid dives into a belly to back suplex/neckbreaker combination. That’s still not enough though as Kincaid is back with a running clothesline against the ropes. The slingshot Blockbuster (to a bent over Russell) gets two more but Russell is back with a boot to the chest for a double knockdown.
Lee goes after them but it’s a double superplex to take him down, with the impact crotching Kincaid on top. Sigmon’s suicide dive takes Lee down on the floor and it’s a super hurricanrana to Kincaid. The fireman’s carry onto the knee finishes Kincaid to retain the titles at 18:37.
Rating: C. This was LONG and that is the kind of match that gets annoying in a hurry. It felt like it just kept going and I was waiting for it to get over with already, which is never the kind of feeling that you want. The Heatseekers weren’t exactly a thrilling team and Lee was little more than your standard monster. Kincaid is different, but not an entertaining match as it went on FAR too long.
Dani Fererra/Rock-C vs. Kaela/Nicole Stratton
That isn’t future Ring of Honor Women’s Champion Rok-C and Stratton is Lenny’s wife. Kaela is part of the Agency so part of the team is here with her. Rock-C has a stuffed Flounder from the Little Mermaid to make her a bit better. Kaela and Fererra start things off with commentary talking about how attractive the women are in a bad flashback. It’s off to Stratton almost immediately and Fererra slams her down, allowing the tag off to Rock-C.
Kaela comes in but gets sent into Stratton, leaving Rock-C to chest bump Stratton down. Back up and Stratton German suplexes Fererra as commentary talks about how much these two dislike each other. They hit stereo…flying head attacks I guess you would call them for a double knockdown. That means it’s back to Kaela vs. Rock-C with the former having to escape a fireman’s carry. Everything breaks down and Kaela hits a running knee to finish Rock-C at 3:46.
Rating: D. Yeah this was bad as it felt like a match that was there for the sake of having a women’s match on the show. It wasn’t much above the Divas era of WWE and that is rather striking given that this is a year after the Women’s Revolution. It was sloppy and the women did not exactly look polished or ready to be on anything above the lowest level show.
Post match Fererra gets taken out as well.
Colby Corino vs. Timmy Lou Retton
Believe it or not, Retton is a gymnast. The villainous Corino offers a handshake but then misses a kick to the head. A suplex drops Corino and a standing shooting star makes it worse. Back up and Corino avoids a charge into the corner as commentary points out that Retton looks like Big E. Corino knocks him outside and teases a dive but instead slides to the floor for a chop.
Back in and Retton gets kicked in the chest, followed by a running kick to the head for a delayed two. Corino chops him up against the ropes and a right hand to the face puts Retton down again. There’s a dropkick for two more and it’s off to something like a seated abdominal stretch. Commentary keeps making New Day references as Corino hits some running knees in the corner.
Double knees to the face knock Retton silly and he looks out in the corner. Retton manages to pull himself up though and it’s a Pele to drop Corino. A corner splash sets up a leg lariat into a reverse Cannonball in the corner. Corino avoids a corner charge though and a Stunner gets two on Retton. Back up and Retton says hit him harder before flipping Corino down into a spinebuster. A nice looking moonsault finishes Corino at 10:00.
Rating: C. Corino is a rather small guy and it is kind of hard to buy him as a physical threat to just about anyone. Retton is rather athletic and the gymnastics background helped him a lot here. The moonsault looked good too and I could see Retton doing fairly well going forward. He has appeared for AEW as well so there is something to him.
Post match Corino spits on Retton, who chases him out of the arena.
Buff Bagwell/Toby Farley vs. Jordan Kage/Chris Richards
It isn’t a good sign when your big name is Buff Bagwell. Richards and Kage are part of the Agency so the team is here with them. This is Farley’s return after a shoulder injury so he gets a big entrance. Bagwell’s is bigger though, as he gets the still awesome WCW theme but his right shoulder is in a big brace and he can only slap hands with fans using his left hand. Before the match, a fan wins some kind of a contest, with commentary saying we could have done that after this was over.
We hit the stall button before the bell as Kage isn’t happy with the fans throwing toilet paper at him. Bagwell can barely get through the ropes to the apron due to his shoulder so it’s Kage vs. Farley to start. Actually we’ll make that Farley vs. the very tall Richards instead, with Farley being tossed down. That works so well that they do it again so let’s try Bagwell vs. Kage. The one armed Bagwell can still strut and pose (kind of) as the fans mock Kage by calling him a princess.
Kage shoulders him down and gets to pose as Bagwell isn’t looking happy. Back up and Bagwell’s shoulder works a bit better and some atomic drops send Kage into the corner. Richards gets knocked off the apron as well and the good guys clear the ring without much effort. That means more stalling on the floor as this hasn’t exactly been interesting so far. Back in and a double elbow puts Kage down again, setting up Farley’s (loudly called) backdrop.
Kage gets in a shot of his own though and it’s Richards coming back in for some choking. It’s back to Kage for two off a dropkick, allowing Richards to stand on Farley’s throat. Some spitting draws Bagwell in, leaving Farley to get caught in a Hart Attack for two. Bagwell tries to come in again so the referee doesn’t see Farley’s rollup on Kage. Instead Farley knocks Kage down and the hot tag brings in Bagwell for the one armed house cleaning. Everything breaks down and Bagwell hits Richards with I guess you would say a one armed Pedigree for the pin at 11:00.
Rating: C-. I know Bagwell was hurt but this was bad even with that added in. He couldn’t do much of anything and most of his offense was lame because of the injury. The rest of the match was what you would have expected and that wasn’t exactly much to see. Farley seems like someone the fans would care about, but he was mainly selling here until Bagwell got the win. Not much to this one, even with Bagwell’s injury holding him back.
Bagwell and Farley pose to end the show.
Of note: the IndependentWrestling.TV preview for this show mentions an opening match between Wild Bull and Onslaught, which apparently took place but isn’t mentioned here. In addition, the splash image preview is of the Outsiders, who were apparently there for a meet and greet and were mentioned on commentary, but never appeared either. What a weird double bit of false advertising.
Overall Rating: C-. There was some decent enough stuff on here but the last two matches were lame and I’m not wild on waiting on something to take place after it was listed. Brent vs. Ray and the opener were both good, but the rest of the show was pretty much downhill after that. Not a good show, and it didn’t make me want to see anything else from this company, save for maybe Ray.
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