Dark – September 29, 2020: The Shorter Version Of The Same

IMG Credit: All Elite Wrestling

Dark
Date: September 29, 2020
Location: Daily’s Place, Jacksonville, Florida
Commentators: Excalibur, Taz

Things are a bit shorter this week with nine matches instead of the recent trend of eleven. That could be a bit of a relief as Dark has a tendency to be very padded out more often than not. It’s ok to cut some of these things out and let the show breathe a bit, which thankfully they are doing this time around. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Commentary says this is a super sized Dark. When in the world is a regular show not closer to this length?

Shawn Spears joins commentary for the opener.

SCU vs. Ray Rosas/Ryzin

It’s Scorpio Sky/Frankie Kazarian for SCU this time around. Kazarian headlocks Rosas down to start and then runs him over with a shoulder. Spears complains about Kazarian getting the better opportunities as Sky comes in with a good looking dropkick. It’s off to Ryzin for some shots to Sky but it’s already back to Kazarian to suplex Rosas.

A shot in the corner lets Rosas hit a missile dropkick for one and Kazarian is taken into the wrong corner. Ryzin’s powerbomb gets two as Spears thinks he’s in Sky’s head. Rosas misses a charge into the corner and Kazarian rolls over Ryzin’s back for the hot tag to Sky. The slingshot cutter drops Ryzin and it’s SCU Later to finish Rosas at 6:25.

Rating: C. SCU is always worth a look and they were against some good opponents here, as Ryzin has looked at least decent in all of his appearances. It’s a nice choice for an opener and they didn’t slow down for the most part. Spears was helping a bit, but don’t make me try to care about him because we’re WAY past that point.

John Silver isn’t happy with teaming with Colt Cabana tonight but Evil Uno tells him to calm down. Cabana comes up and asks if they’re doing a promo, which Silver confirms. Uno really needs an adjusted voice because his regular one is really average.

Alex Gracia vs. Penelope Ford

Ricky Starks is on commentary this time and Ford has Kip Sabian with him. And yes it’s Gracia, not Garcia, who is dubbed The Pink Dream. Ford takes her down and messes with Gracia’s hair but the trash talking allows Gracia to grab a rollup for two. Gracia is back up with a running dropkick to send Ford outside (with Taz making it clear that Starks could do as well) but she comes back with choking on the rope. A fireman’s carry gutbuster gets two on Gracia and the fisherman’s suplex gives Ford the pin at 3:22.

Rating: C-. Ford is someone who is getting better over time and that’s the point in putting her in the ring for matches like this. She’s far away from being the future or even the star of the division but a little movement forward is better than nothing. Gracia didn’t get to showcase herself that much here, but she didn’t look bad by any means.

Best Friends vs. M’Badu/BSHP King

Trent and M’Badu start things off with Trent being shoved hard into the corner. Trent slips out of a gorilla press and forearms away before doing his own pose. Taylor and King come in with the latter hitting a hard shoulder as commentary is in their own world again. A double back elbow drops King again but he gets fired up in the corner and tells Trent to bring it.

Chuck gets taken into the corner so M’Badu can unload on him but King misses a Swanton. M’Badu comes in and misses a Stinger Splash, allowing the hot tag off to Trent to start sticking and moving. Trent’s tornado DDT plants M’Badu and it’s Soul Food into a dragon suplex to drop him again. Strong Zero finishes M’Badu at 5:49.

Rating: C+. M’Badu looks like a star, King looks good, Trent looks like a talented wrestler, and Chuck continues to look like he won a contest. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to think is his strong point but it’s not exactly something that is overly obvious. I’ve always liked Trent and the team is getting better, but sweet goodness Chuck is dragging it down.

Brandon Cutler yells about going to a tie with Peter Avalon, who is dubbed the “bug eyed bookworm”. There will be a rematch, so keep your schedule open.

Jurassic Express vs. Dark Order

It’s 5 and 10 for the Order here and Marko Stunt is here too so he can…wave. What a worthwhile employee. Luchasaurus scares 5 over to the corner for the tag to 10, who Luchasaurus (mostly) muscles over with a belly to belly suplex. Boy and 5 come in and it’s a grapple off into a standoff. A fireman’s carry takes 5 down as Starks dubs the Order as Nickels and Dimes.

Boy armdrags 5 into an armbar and it’s back to Luchasaurus for a buckle bomb. That’s enough for him though and Boy comes back in to get caught in the wrong corner. 10’s suplex gets two as commentary discusses who is the most attractive person in the ring. A backdrop into a middle rope dropkick gets two on Boy but he comes back with a clothesline.

Boy rolls over and brings in Luchasaurus to clean house, which is what he should be doing most of the time. The Tail Whip drops 10 and the reverse Death Valley Driver plants 5 for two. A powerslam into a frog splash gets a VERY close two on Boy, who comes back with strikes to both of them. Luchasaurus chokeslams 10 and the Extinction Level Event is good for the pin at 9:38.

Rating: C. This was an improvement, mainly because there was a little drama in there. While the Express was never in any serious doubt, it was nice to have at least a glimmer of a hope of an upset. That is lacking so often around here and it was nice to see something a little different for a change.

Luther and Serpentico talk about being born evil and promise to destroy Brian Pillman Jr. and Griff Garrison. They’re now the Chaos Project, because everyone needs to be in a team or stable.

Gunn Club vs. Shawn Dean/Cezar Bononi

We really do have to get the Gunn Club in here every time don’t we? The other Gunn is here too and Starks isn’t impressed. Austin and Shawn start things off with Dean hitting a quick monkey flip to take over. It’s off to Billy to crank on the wristlock before Austin comes back in for an armbar. The rather large Bononi comes in and throws Austin down without much effort. Billy comes back in for the big lockup to get the better of things but a Dean distraction lets Bononi get in a kick to the face.

That means Billy gets pounded down in the corner and Bononi’s right hand gets two. The chinlock goes on and Billy’s comeback is cut off with a forearm to the back. A knockdown allows the hot tag to Austin to start cleaning house though, including a running neckbreaker and DDT for two on Shawn. Billy comes back in and catapults Shawn into a clothesline from Austin but Bononi breaks up the pin. Austin takes care of Bononi and the Fameasser finishes Shawn at 7:57.

Rating: C-. I’m running out of ways to say that the Gunn Club is a completely run of the mill tag team who doesn’t add anything to the roster and feels like they’re there to get Billy on the show more than anything else. The matches aren’t complete wastes of time or horrible or anything close. Instead, they’re matches which come and go with nothing really new being added in any fashion. They’re the matches you could cut out of Dark without losing anything and that’s never a good sign.

The Natural Nightmares are ready to take care of the Dark Order again tonight. Brandi is ready to take care of Anna Jay again.

Tay Conti vs. Red Velvet

Anna Jay is ringside to cheer for Conti. Tay takes her down with a judo throw (cue Taz) to start and then pulls Velvet into a neck crank. There’s a kick to the head for two and Conti hammers away with forearms to the head. A dragon sleeper is broken up in a hurry and Velvet is back with a running kick between the shoulders. Conti isn’t having this and kicks her in the head, setting up a slingshot belly to back drop. The half nelson with the leg makes Velvet tap at 4:09.

Rating: C-. Conti looked sharper than usual here and that’s an upgrade for her at the moment. I’m not sure if she is going to go anywhere in the near or distant future, but at least she got to go in there and get a quick win. Velvet continues to look fine, but I’m not sure how well it’s going to go with the cake…uh…theme?

Post match Anna comes in to hug Conti and kicks Velvet in the face. Brandi Rhodes runs out for the save.

Chaos Project vs. Griff Garrison/Brian Pillman Jr.

Luther and Serpentico jump them to start but Garrison is back with a backdrop to Serpentico, meaning the streamers go flying. Pillman comes in and gets caught in the corner so the double teaming can begin. Luther slams Serpentico onto Pillman a few times and then suplexes Pillman down.

It’s off to Serpentico, who gets hit in the face and taken down by a top rope spinning crossbody. Garrison comes in off the hot tag and a belly to back faceplant gets two on Serpentico. With Garrison knocked outside, Serpentico superkicks Pillman and Luther adds a big boot. A spinebuster/top rope Meteora combination finishes Pillman at 5:00.

Rating: C-. Garrison and Pillman are fine for a low level team though I’m not sure how well that is going to go until they’re both signed. The Chaos Project is perfectly acceptable as a midcard heel team but at the same time….how far are they exactly going to go? The team name is hardly good but everyone has to have a name around here, many of which are hardly the best.

Rache Chanel vs. Nyla Rose

Vickie Guerrero is here with Rose. Nyla tells Chanel to lay down but Chanel tries throwing some shots. A slam cuts Chanel off and it’s the double chokebomb for two. Chanel sends her into the corner though and a running kick to the face rocks Rose again. Back up and Rose hits her in the face though, setting up the Beast Bomb for the pin at 2:42. That’s what it should have been.

Natural Nightmares vs. Dark Order

Brandi, Anna Jay and Evil Uno are here and it’s John Silver/Colt Cabana for the Order here. Dustin runs Cabana over to start and snaps off an armdrag before it’s off to Silver. That’s fine with Dustin, who takes him into the corner for some arm cranking and Marshall adds a suplex. Silver’s brainbuster gets two more and Cabana’s middle rope splash gets the same. Silver kicks at the chest to little avail and it’s a Lethal Combination from Marshall.

There’s the hot tag to Dustin to clean house and the snap powerslams connect. Everything breaks down and Dustin flip dives off the apron to take both of them down. Silver kicks Marshall into a gutbuster from Cabana, followed by a superkick to put Dustin outside. Not that it matters as Marshall grabs the cutter to finish silver at 6:36.

Rating: C. More people who know what they’re doing having a watchable match in the main event. One of the perks of a team like the Dark Order is you can throw a bunch of combinations out there and have something fine like this and it worked out fine here. Cody vs. Brodie Lee II should be the big blowoff, but this will do fine as filler until then.

Uno consoles Cabana to end the show.

Overall Rating: C. It’s more of the same from Dark, though cutting off ten to fifteen minutes helped it a lot. Nothing here was bad and they even had some rather nice matches includes. The problem is nothing was very high above average and that’s not the most thrilling show. It could be a lot worse, but it could also be FAR more interesting, which is where the show loses me most weeks.

Results

SCU b. Ray Rosas/Ryzin – SCU Later to Rosas

Penelope Ford b. Alex Gracia – Fisherman’s suplex

Best Friends b. M’Badu/BSHP King – Strong Zero to M’Badu

Jurassic Express b. Dark Order – Extinction Level Event to 10

Gunn Club b. Shawn Dean/Cesar Bononi – Fameasser to Dean

Tay Conti b. Red Velvet – Half nelson with a leg

Chaos Project b. Brian Pillman Jr./Griff Garrison – Spinebuster/Top rope Meteora combination to Pillman Jr.

Nyla Rose b. Rache Chanel – Beast Bomb

Natural Nightmares b. Dark Order – Diamond Cutter to Silver

 

 

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Dynamite – September 9, 2020: The Cool Down

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Dynamite
Date: September 9, 2020
Location: Daily’s Place, Jacksonville, Florida
Commentators: Excalibur, Jim Ross, Tony Schiavone

We’re done with All Out and about two months away from Full Gear, which means there is some time before we need to really get started on the build to the show. Tonight is likely to be about fallout, which could make for a rather fun night. There are a lot of ways this show could go so let’s get to it.

Here is All Out if you need a recap.

Chris Jericho talks to Maxwell Jacob Friedman about the loss to loss to Jon Moxley on Saturday. They respect each other and know that the other will be World Champion one day. After an elbow bump they go their separate ways, where they call each other a loser.

Opening sequence.

Lucha Bros vs. Jurassic Express

Jungle Boy and Fenix start things off with an exchange of armdrags. Penta comes in but can’t hit the Fear Factor. Instead it’s Luchasaurus coming in to throw Boy at him for a swinging Downward Spiral. The Bros are sent outside but Penta is right back in for an exchange of chops with Luchasaurus. When that doesn’t go well, it’s a shot to the knee to bring in Boy, who takes Fenix to the floor for a suicide dive. Back in and Penta shoves Boy off the ropes and into a kick from Fenix to take over.

The beating is on until a double clothesline misses, allowing Boy to roll over for the tag to Luchasaurus. Fenix gets chokeslammed off the top (which looked more like a slam off the top) but Penta takes Luchasaurus down. The Gory Bomb into the legdrop combination gets two on Luchasaurus and it’s the spike Fear Factor to Boy. Fenix dives onto Luchasaurus as Penta gets two for a shocked reaction. Back in and Boy sends them into each other, setting up a rollup to give Boy the pin at 9:21.

Rating: B-. Total action match here and it’s amazing how much more interesting and entertaining Jurassic Express has been since Marko Stunt went onto the shelf. You might even think that he’s a completely unnecessary part of the team and little more than a mascot. It’s nice to see Jurassic Express win here though, even if it came at the Lucha Bros’ expense, though they have lost so many big matches that it doesn’t mean much anymore.

Post match the Bros are about to fight but Eddie Kingston and Butcher and Blade break it up. Eddie talks about how they are brothers and need to get along, eventually getting them to hug.

Clips of Jon Moxley retaining the World Title over MJF at All Out.

Here’s what’s coming on the rest of the show.

While standing in the rain, Jake Roberts talks about how he and Lance Archer were confident going into All Out because that’s what they do. They’re here to trash cars instead of driving them because it’s like getting wet. Archer is ready to take the World Title.

Here’s Matt Hardy for a chat. He can’t believe all of the outpouring of love and concern over the last few days and he is very happy to stand here in front of the people. After a bunch of tests, Hardy is expected to make a full recovery because he is very lucky. He has a wife and family who are here tonight and he is sorry for putting them through that on Saturday. The only thing he is sorry about is the Broken Rules match not going as he wanted. It is time for him to get healthy though, meaning he can start winning matches and going after his first title. Matt praises Private Party and thanks the fans because they are the best.

Orange Cassidy vs. Angelico

Angelico starts with a top wristlock into a wristlock, leaning to them spinning around a lot for the break. With that not working, Angelico traps the leg and pulls on the neck, followed by something like an STF from the side instead of on Cassidy’s back. That’s broken up with a grab of the rope and Angelico misses a running boot in the corner. Cassidy hits a suicide dive into a high crossbody inside, setting up a tornado DDT. The Orange Punch finishes Angelico at 3:11.

Rating: C. That’s a good way to use Cassidy here after the big win on Saturday. If they want to make him a big deal going forward, this is something you need to do. Cassidy wasn’t doing his shtick here either and that is going to need to happen more often if he is going to have some longevity.

Post match Santana and Ortiz run in to jump Cassidy but the Best Friends run in for the save. Chuck, in a shirt featuring Trent’s mom’s van, calls them ding dongs and yells about Santana and Ortiz destroying his best friend’s mom’s van. The challenge is on for a parking lot fight and Trent says they are coming to hurt them instead of making mama proud. The levity of the mom’s van stuff and the intensity of wanting a parking lot brawl isn’t quite working here.

The Young Bucks knock down the interviewer for trying to ask them questions.

Here are Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford for an in-ring chat. Sabian throws Tony Schiavone out because all anyone wants to know is who is the best man for his wedding. Cue a rather large man in a loud shirt to say he’s here to be the best man. Sabian doesn’t think so, because the guy is a subscriber to Sabian’s Twitch channel and was told he was “the best, man”.

Next up is Brian Pillman Jr. for the same issue. Sabian sends Pillman away and says he hopes his birthday was awful. Now it’s time for the real best man: Miro, formerly known as Rusev. Miro talks about spending ten years chasing the brass ring and tells you where you can stick it. He’s shown he’s the best gamer on Twitch and now he’s all elite.

Tony Schiavone had a sitdown interview with Hangman Page earlier today. Page is banged up after All Out but Tony wants the real answer about how he’s feeling. Page talks about how there were a few hundred fans at All Out but they were pretty far away. He couldn’t hear a sound for thirty minutes because it was like everyone was waiting for he and Kenny Omega to fall apart and lose the Tag Team Titles.

It wasn’t inevitable though and it was Page’s fault that FTR became #1 contenders in the first place. It was his fault that he cost the Young Bucks the gauntlet match because they are the best tag team in the world. From head to toe, he is full of poison. Tony talks about Omega walking away from him on Saturday and Page talks about the issues the two of them have had despite their successes. Now it’s time to get back to the top for another title shot and they’ll get through this too. Page continues to be the best talker in the Elite (past or present) by about ten miles.

Chris Jericho/Jake Hager vs. Joey Janela/Sonny Kiss

Anything goes. Jericho hammers away at Janela in the corner but Janela knocks him down for his own right hands. Kiss comes in for a double hot shot to Jericho and a double dropkick puts him down again. Stereo missile dropkicks connect to send Hager and Jericho to the floor and Janela hits a suicide dive on Jericho. Back in and Janela hits Jericho with a chair a few times but gets suplexed onto said chair for his troubles.

We take a break and come back with Janela throwing Jericho head first into a chair in the corner and making the hot tag to Kiss. Jericho’s trashcan shot is broken up and Hager runs Kiss over from behind. The Vader Bomb onto the trashcan onto Kiss is blocked as Janela and Jericho brawl to the stage. Jericho catapults Janela into a toss off the stage and through a table to leave Janela laying. Kiss dives onto the two of them at once and Cactus Clotheslines Hager from the ramp to the ring. Back in and Jericho sprays Kiss with a fire extinguisher to send him into Hager’s head and arm choke for the win at 9:45.

Rating: C. I didn’t really need to see this getting any kind of time or Janela getting in that much offense (or Janela in general but that’s a different story) but the result worked well enough. Jericho gets back on track and Hager gets to look like a monster again so it accomplished its goals. Now just stop having Janela as a face and things should be better.

Post match Jericho talks about how bad All Out was for the Inner Circle, but the team has a new plan: he and Hager are coming for the Tag Team Titles. I’ve heard worse ideas.

MJF is in his campaign office and freaks out over Jon Moxley cheating to retain the title at All Out. They’re all fired, including Nina, who is FINALLY smiling. After throwing her out, MJF doesn’t like Wardlow calling him sir and yells about Wardlow screwing up. Remember that MJF signs off on Wardlow’s checks instead of Tony Khan, so either get it together or be thrown out on the street. Wardlow is annoyed but agrees that they don’t have a problem. It’s time to plan to get back to the top.

Jon Moxley knows that Lance Archer is coming because this never gets any easier. Would you want to bet against him though?

Here are Tully Blanchard and FTR, with the ring surrounded by the tag division to celebrate their newly won Tag Team Titles….complete with cake. Tully seems to dub the team Fear the Revelation before talking about FTR winning the titles in an 117 degree ring. They came out with the gold to go on top of the deepest tag team division in the world. FTR grew up watching SCU and wished they were still in their prime. Then there’s Private Party. Dax: “Yeah there’s Private Party.”

Billy is one of the most successful tag team wrestlers of all time but being in a second bit Hall of Fame doesn’t get them to the top. Next week they have the Jurassic Express but a cosplay dinosaur isn’t getting a to run the tag team division. The Express comes in and FTR keeps insulting them before bailing from the threat of a double chokeslam. The division surrounds them and the Express pours the cooler of ice onto them. With the champs gone, everyone else has cake.

We look at the Casino Battle Royal.

Taz joins commentary and here is Ricky Starks dressed as Darby Allin instead. Starks, as Allin, talks about finally getting injured and not being able to go skateboarding with his friends. Now as himself, Starks calls out Allin for being reckless and no one wants to be around him. That leaves Allin hurt and alone and the next time he sees Allin, it will be even worse.

Nyla Rose vs. Tay Conti

Vickie Guerrero is in Rose’s corner. Rose drives her into the corner to start and tosses Conti down without much effort. Conti comes back with some kicks to the head but Rose knocks her to the floor for a shot from Vickie. We take a break and come back with Conti pulling her into a reverse cross armbreaker but gets reversed into the Beast Bomb for the fast pin at 5:26. Not enough shown due to the commercial, though I’m not sure why you would have Conti lose like this in her first match under contract.

Post match Vickie says that they are here to make a statement but here’s Hikaru Shida with the kendo stick for the staredown.

The Bucks are being fined $5000 for knocking the interviewer down.

JR had a sitdown interview with Kenny Omega earlier today. Omega’s big takeaway is that he was a champion and now he isn’t, which is part of the game. He and Page had chemistry together so they were a great team, which changed Omega’s perception in the company. Maybe he was supposed to be the breakout star around here but maybe he can be more than a singles guy. JR asks what’s next for him but Omega isn’t sure if they are going to be able to be a team again. He spent a year on the team and now it seems to be time to go back to his singles career.

Moxley vs. Archer for the World Title is taking place on October 14 for the Anniversary Show.

Here’s what’s coming next week.

TNT Title: Brodie Lee vs. Dustin Rhodes

Lee is defending and some of the Dark Order is here. Dustin jumps him to start and the brawl is on outside before they head back in for the opening bell. Lee chops away in the corner but Dustin does the same. They slug it out until Lee knees him in the ribs and catapults him throat first into the middle rope. We take a break and come back with Dustin hitting a bulldog and snaps off the powerslam but the Canadian Destroyer is broken up. A hurricanrana out of the corner sets up the Code Red for two and they’re both down.

Back up and Cross Rhodes gives Dustin two but Lee is back with a superkick. Lee powerbombs him for two but misses a running boot in the corner. Dustin hits the running flip dive off the apron so John Silver tries to interfere. That lets Dustin hit the Unnatural Kick to Lee and a snap powerslam to Silver. Dustin piledrives Lee for two and a big clothesline gets the same. Back up and Lee hits the discus lariat for the pin at 10:23.

Rating: B. Coming out of All Out, one of the things that I kept hearing praised was Dustin’s fired up promo and how well he has been doing as of late. I hadn’t really gotten it so I paid extra attention to this and yeah, it worked very well. While I don’t particularly care about Dustin avenging the Rhodes Family name, I can get into the idea of the old cowboy with one shot left at glory and putting in a fired up attempt to get the title. This worked very well and they kept my attention after getting it early on.

Post match here’s the rest of the Dark Order with the unconscious QT Marshall but Lee throws Colt Cabana out. Evil Uno tries to calm Cabana down as Lee returns the low blow to Dustin.

We get some Breaking News from Cody. He has gone to Marietta, Georgia to shoot the Go Big Show, which is a new competition series with all kinds of unique acts. Cody will be a judge on the show, which is the only connection the show has to wrestling.

Overall Rating: B-. The opening match and main event helped this one out but it was kind of a cool down show after last time. They have a lot to build towards in the future and it’s ok to burn off a show like this coming off a rare pay per view. That being said, it was far from bad and they did enough to keep me interested. It wasn’t a great show, but it was good enough and that’s all it needs to be.

Results

Jurassic Express b. Lucha Bros – Rollup to Fenix

Orange Cassidy b. Angelico – Orange Punch

Chris Jericho/Jake Hager b. Joey Janela/Sonny Kiss – Head and arm choke to Kiss

Nyla Rose b. Tay Conti – Beast Bomb

Brodie Lee b. Dustin Rhodes – Discus lariat

 

 

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AEW Women’s Tag Team Tournament Episode 3: Thank Goodness It’s Almost Saturday

IMG Credit: AEW

Women’s Tag Team Tournament Episode 3
Date: August 10, 2020
Location: Daily’s Place, Jacksonville, Florida
Commentators: Tony Schiavone, Veda Scott

We’re down to the semifinals this week and that means we should be in for some more interesting matches. It almost hast o be better than last week’s show, which really did not live up to the hype. Hopefully this one is an improvement, but you never know what you might get around here. Let’s get to it.

Here are last week’s results if you need a recap.

Opening sequence.

The announcers recap and preview.

Semifinals: Nightmare Sisters vs. Big Swole/Lil Swole

Brandi and Allie have the Natural Nightmares with them and we also get to meet Lil Bran Bran (the action figures), which dive to the floor (to Dustin Rhodes) before we’re ready to go. Lil and Brandi trade rollups for two each and it’s Allie coming in to work on Lil’s arm. It’s off to Big to take Allie into the corner for dancing and stomping. The Swoles hit a double stomp and a northern lights suplex connects. Lil dives onto Marshall, sending Brandi over to check out the action figure.

Back in and Brandi stomps on Lil in the corner, followed by some knees and shoulders to the ribs. Brandi scores with a superkick and has to be pulled off from the mounted right hands. Lil gets in a snap suplex but Brandi takes her back over for the tag to Allie. Choking in the corner ensues and we get a Paisan elbow for two.

The pump kick misses for Brandi and a butterfly suplex allows the tag to Big. Brandi stops to check on her action figure as Big hits a side slam for two. Everything breaks down and Brandi is sent outside, where we see Britt Baker yelling at Big. That’s enough to allow Allie to hit her reverse DDT to pin Lil at 8:31.

Rating: D. Well it was an improvement over last week as the most obvious push to the finals (and likely the win) ever continues. Brandi has a bunch of things to push so they needed the tournament to serve as a big commercial for both Heels and her action figure, so it’s not like they had another choice. Not a good match of course, but at least Lil looked good in short doses.

Semifinals: Anna Jay/Tay Conti vs. Diamante/Ivelisse

The Dark Order is here with Anna and then walk away before the bell. Conti and Ivelisse strike it out to start with Ivelisse taking her out to the apron. That earns her a choke from Conti and it’s quickly off to Jay for a dropkick on Diamante. Jay is sent face first into Ivelisse’s raised boots and a flapjack gets two. Ivelisse hammers away with right hands and Diamante feeds her into a kick to the face.

A suplex sets up the cravate and it’s back to Ivelisse for a double underhook crank. Jay finally fights up and hits a dropkick, allowing the tags to Conti and Diamante. A Widow’s Peak spun into a knee to the face rocks Diamante with Ivelisse making the save. Everything breaks down and it’s a spinning DDT/Stunner from Diamante and Ivelisse. Jay is sent outside and an assisted Sliced Bread finishes Conti at 7:21.

Rating: D+. It was slightly better than the previous match but that might be due to the lack of hype about the action figures. Ivelisse making the finals is a good sign for her future, but it would be better if she had anyone better than Diamante as her partner. The match wasn’t terrible, but it was another meandering match that was hardly interesting in the first place.

Brandi takes credit for saving Allie, who brings up that she got the pin. Brandi admits that she remembered it wrong and praises Allie for their success. We hear more about the action figures and Brandi is off to do some Instagram influencing.

Ivelisse and Diamante talk about their combined history and say they have to do it for their people.

Overall Rating: D. I’ve been very impressed by AEW in their early work but this tournament has been a mess. They’re not even hiding the fact that it’s a glorified commercial for Brandi, the action figures and Heels and the wrestling just isn’t very good. It’s watchable at best and horrible sub-indy level work at worst, making it a pretty bad mark on AEW’s limited history. AEW’s women’s division started off pretty terrible and made a nice comeback, but this has been a pretty terrible downgrade and I can’t wait for the whole thing to just end. Another bad show and thank goodness the finals are on Saturday.

Results

Nightmare Sisters b. Big Swole/Lil Swole – Reverse DDT to Lil

Ivelisse/Diamante b. Tay Conti/Anna Jay – Assisted Sliced Bread to Conti

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AEW Women’s Tag Team Tournament Episode 1: Less Than Expected

IMG Credit: AEW

Women’s Tag Team Tournament Episode 1
Date: August 3, 2020
Location: Daily’s Place, Jacksonville, Florida
Commentators: Tony Schiavone, Veda Scott

This is the first of a special series of shows that are airing before Monday Night Raw for an undetermined number of weeks. The tournament will consist of eight teams and there are some wrestlers being brought in to help fill out the bracket. That begins tonight, with two names making their debut this time around. Let’s get to it.

Opening sequence.

Tony and Veda give us a quick welcome.

Shaul Guerrero (Eddie and Vickie’s daughter) is ring announcer and brings out Madusa. She is very excited to be here for this important tournament. Can’t you hear how excited she is?

Earlier today, Brandi Rhodes and Allie wound up on the same team. What a coincidence.

Also earlier today, Penelope Ford and Mel were teamed together.

Quarterfinals: Mel/Penelope Ford vs. Nightmare Sisters

This is billed as both a first round match and a first round qualifier. Kip Sabian, Dustin Rhodes and QT Marshall are all at ringside. We actually get the history of Brandi bringing Mel into AEW in a story I didn’t think we could talk about anymore. Ford grabs Allie by the hair to start but a headlock is shoved off. Allie knocks Ford down and blows Marshall a kiss before getting two.

Mel tags herself in but takes her time, allowing the Sisters to hit a Paisan elbow. A cheap shot takes Brandi down and Mel rubs her face into the mat. Brandi headlock takeovers her into the corner though and it’s off to Allie for the chops. A swinging neckbreaker gets two but Mel drags her into the corner. That means Ford can come in and rake the eyes across the top rope. Sabian and Marshall get in an argument on the floor, allowing Mel to boot Allie in the face.

Back in and Ford hits a fireman’s carry gutbuster before handing it back to Mel for the choking. Allie manages to knock Ford down but it isn’t enough for the tag. A Stunner drops Ford but she gets over to Mel, who misses a top rope legdrop. The hot tag brings in Brandi to run Mel over and a superkick puts her down again. Brandi Sling Blades Mel for two as everything breaks down. Mel gets in a chokebomb on Brandi but Allie has the referee (possibly by accident) so it’s only two. Brandi hits the spear to finish Mel at 9:03.

Rating: C-. You don’t say that Brandi gets the pin as the only actual team in AEW advances. This was a match that existed and I have a feeling that is going to be the case for most of the tournament. Mel and Ford were a random pairing and that doesn’t quite make the most thrilling opponents for the obvious winners.

We look at Nyla Rose and Ariane being chosen as partners.

Anna Jay draws Tay Conti (formerly Taynara Conti of NXT).

Quarterfinals: Ariane Andrew/Nyla Rose vs. Tay Conti/Anna Jay

The Dark Order is here with Jay and Vickie Guerrero is with Rose. Andrew does continue to have all of the attitude anyone could ever need, which is a part of why she is here. Jay and Andrew start things off with the slapping, followed by a headlock from Andrew. Jay trips her down and does Andrew’s pose but Andrew….I think stomps her in the back and lands in the splits before getting two. Rose won’t tag in and Jay’s rollup gets her own two.

Everything breaks down and Rose grabs both of them for a double chokeslam. We settle down to Conti kicking Rose in the face for two but Jay gets powerslammed for the same. A clothesline drops Jay again and it’s off to Andrew for one of her own. Rose comes back in but gets taken down with a chop block to give Jay two.

It’s back to Conti for one off a rollup before wrapping the leg around the ropes. Rose shoves her away and makes the hot tag to Andrew for a not great sitout bulldog on Conti. Everything breaks down and Rose saves Andrew from a double suplex. A double clothesline puts Jay and Conti down but Rose’s leg is bothering her. Andrew’s snap suplex hits Conti but Jay comes in with a neckbreaker to finish Andrew at 8:47.

Rating: D. This was disappointing as while it wasn’t good, it wasn’t the train wreck that you would expect from the people involved. Jay and Conti make more sense advancing, mainly because they don’t want Andrew wrestling more than once. If this is just a one off appearance then fine, but I was hoping for…well less actually.

Post match Rose (who Tony calls the Women’s Champion) lays out Andrew with a clothesline as Guerrero is rather pleased. Conti and Andrew hug for no explained (or acknowledged) reason.

Brandi felt like a star out there, which is what she has always known she was. Allie asks her to slow down and thinks she did well too. They know they are going to win, with Brandi bragging about her action figure and Instagram followers. They’re off to have a drink.

Conti and Jay know they are pretty and dangerous but Jay doesn’t want to talk about the Dark Order.

Tony wraps it up.

Overall Rating: D+. This was about what I was expecting: a show that doesn’t feel important, didn’t have the best action, and is something that will likely be forgotten outside of advertisements on Dynamite and Dark. It was far from terrible or even bad, but it isn’t anything I’m going to be overly excited about seeing no matter what. Odds are we have four weeks of this and if that’s all, it’s not going to be the worst time.

 

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