Against All Odds 2011
Date: February 13, 2011
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
Well we’ve arrived at this show. It doesn’t look terrible but at the same time it looks completely lackluster. It’s more or less a rehash of Genesis that had a single night to prep for it due to the huge hype surrounding 2/3. Either way this isn’t a show I’m particularly looking forward to. That being said it’s still a PPV with a world title match. Let’s get to it.
The opening video is about how awesome Immortal is and how much trouble Anderson is in tonight. Basic but pretty well done.
The announcers remind us of the card that we’ve ordered already.
Robbie E comes out and says that tonight he’s not wrestling due to Gen Me not being here due to reasons of being scared of him. He makes the referee count and he’s officially the #1 contender. There’s a title match later tonight apparently. Kaz stops them as they leave (they being Robbie and Cookie) and hits them with basic insults. The match is RIGHT NOW!
X-Division Title: Robbie E vs. Kazarian
Kaz starts off hot and stomps on the hand of Cookie while she complains. Robbie is knocked to the floor and Kaz gets set on the top rope. In our first hokey smoke bump of the night, Robbie trips him up and he slams his face into the steps. FREAKING OW MAN!!! Robbie gets a boot up into the face of a charging Kaz to take over. Falling fist gets two.
We actually get a let’s go Kaz chant. Ah there’s a Robbie Sucks chant. That helps a bit. Not quite Rocky Sucks but it’s not bad. Robbie wastes time though and gets caught by a springboard dropkick to put him down. More dropkicks by Kaz as he takes over almost completely. Spinning springboard legdrop gets two.
Kaz tries the reverse Piledriver but gets it reversed. Robbie’s neckbreaker is reversed as well. O’Connor Roll is blocked and Cookie gets a purse (I think) to the head of Kaz for a VERY close two. Robbie tries to vault over Kaz in the corner but gets caught in the reverse tombstone (FINALLY gets a name with Fade to Black) for the pin to retain.
Rating: C+. This was fine but it’s the same X match we’ve seen a dozen times and it’ll be forgotten in about 40 minutes. The division is completely nondescript at the moment with nothing standing out at all. Still though, this wasn’t terrible and was even kind of fun at times. Decent opener but it’s kind of sad that X Title has fallen so far.
Steiner and Beer Money talk about their match. Steiner is his usual insane self and is completely hilarious with his stuttering. Now he’s walking around like a Frankenstein Monster. Storm starts a You Suck chant.
AJ comes out for commentary.
Gunner/Murphy/Rob Terry vs. Beer Money/Scott Steiner
This should be good. We have Rob Terry vs. Scott Steiner. That alone should sell the PPV. Steiner’s muscles are scary. Flair is going to be on Impact Thursday. The fans chant Scotty. He and Gunner start us off. I can’t remember which is Gunner and which is Murphy so having Tazz tell us helps. Murphy tries a leapfrog but gets caught in a belly to belly.
And now it’s Freak vs. Freak. This should be awesome in various ways. Steiner says pose, Beer Money distracts, Steiner hits a low blow which shouldn’t hurt due to the size of Terry’s testicles. There are the pushups. Off to Gunner vs. Storm now with the weather related guy doing better in this encounter. He skins the cat and hits some clotheslines followed by a backdrop.
All Fourtune/Steroid dealer job insurance at the moment. Terry interferes and here comes Goon #1. We get an inset shot of AJ because I guess the wrestling isn’t important enough to look at? Terry throws Storm around for a bit and a slam gets two. Backstabber out of nowhere and it’s off to no one as Terry blocks the tag. And so much for that as it’s off to Roode.
Roode misses a jumping forearm or there was miscommunication or something. Gunner and Roode are the only ones off the floor. Neckbreaker gets two for Roode. Spinning Rock Bottom gets two as Murphy saves. Beer Money both in now and they clean house. We get the signature taunt and Terry thankfully takes out Storm who didn’t look at his opponents for about 40 seconds. Roode hits spinebusters all around and it’s off to Steiner. With Gunner on the top, Steiner busts out the Frankensteiner to end this.
Rating: C. This was your typical six man match. Steiner was the star of it which is fine I guess as none of the heels mean anything and Beer Money is already well established. Either way this was ok but really nothing special as we’ve seen it all a bunch of times before. That’s the problem so far: nothing is unique or even special. Granted we’re 35 minutes into the show so there’s more than enough time.
D-Von says that his sons aren’t in the match tonight. That’s probably the best thing that they could do. Yes, somehow Bubba vs. D-Von is the better option.
We recap Pope vs. Joe which is a storyline I’ve been rather interested in. They’re trying something new here, but I would have liked Pope to be face more than a month. Pope was collecting money but apparently was spending it on himself. Then he said Joe was fat.
Samoa Joe vs. D’Angelo Dinero
Joe’s cameraman’s name is now Okato. I give up. That Joe’s Gonna Kill You chant never gets old. Pope’s tights say Pope’s Gonna Kill You. We enter a stall here as I guess we’re channeling our inner Memphis. We get a few shots and then hey it’s more stalling! Maybe we’re in Pittsburgh. Pope tries to walk and Okato stops him. Pope: “This is ridiculous!”
Joe is like screw it and hits a suicide elbow to crush Pope and we’re finally going at it. Pope tries a suplex but the power of fat stops him. Here comes Joe with right jabs and a modified Pele. Tazz is talking like Fonzie for some reason. And I mean the one from Happy Days. Face Wash time including a running one has Pope in big trouble.
The referee stops Joe and Pope gets a thumb to the eye. A running knee to Joe’s back sends Joe to the floor. Pope in control now as things slow way down. There are a lot of punches and forearms here. Tazz talks about Okato and can’t be serious with it. Nice to see your commentators earning their pay there. Swinging neckbreaker by Pope gets two.
Pope tries a middle rope fist but jumps into an atomic drop. Running boot and backsplash get two as does a powerslam. Out of nowhere Pope gets a modified GTS without Joe leaving his feet. Cool move there. Pope rips a turnbuckle pad off and the referee is fine with it somehow. Joe blocks the ramming and Pope tries an O’Connor Roll. It’s reversed into the Clutch though and I think Pope was tapping before the hold was on.
Rating: C. I think they’re going somewhere with the tapping thing but this wasn’t much of a match anyway. It’s ok but this could have been on any TV show. I was expecting something good here but Pope as a heel is just dull in the ring. It’s ok but at the same time a big disappointment. I’m starting to get a bad feeling about this show.
Post match Pope offers a handshake and kicks Joe in the balls. Okada (forget that other name) is put down also and Joe’s face goes into the exposed buckle. The double knees to the back into the buckle can’t feel good. Naturally Joe is busted.
Mickie says she’s better than Madison and that she’ll win. I love how easy these promos are to summarize.
We recap the Knockouts’ Title feud which more or less is Mickie saying I want to win and Madison saying you want to win. Oh and Madison has a loaded glove and it’s a Last Man Standing match.
Knockouts Title: Madison Rayne vs. Mickie James
Madison’s song is irritating as hell. Mickie is dressed like Pocahontas for some reason. She’s sent into the steps and the count is on. Remember that you have to answer a ten count or you lose. They fight up the ramp a bit with Madison in control. Mickie gets in a shot to send Madison into the post for about five. Taz tries to take a shot at the Divas and it doesn’t work that well.
Mickie gets a kick in and clotheslines Madison using the rope to send her to the floor for seven. Cross body off the apron by Mickie puts both girls down. She tries to get the loaded glove off but can’t quite get there. And now we have a shot of the empty ring as the girls are under the ring. Madison comes out as you can hear the crowd talking. Ah there’s Mickie.
She morphs into karate action Mickie to put Madison down with a series of kicks. And then with Madison down Mickie picks her up like a moron. Back in the ring Mickie goes up and gets shoved off to the floor. That gets a long nine which probably should have been ten. Madison loads up the glove but Mickie gets a shot to the arm.
Thesz Press off the top puts Madison down for two. Spinning kick puts the champion down again and Mickie steals the glove. At about 8 Tara (called Victoria by Tazz) comes out to break it up. Madison pulls brass knucks out of her boot and drills Mickie to keep the freaking title. Oh dang it just give Mickie her title already!
Rating: C+. Decent match here but the ending was just so stupid. There is ZERO justification to keep the title on Madison here and yet they’re just going to keep on doing it. Well sure why not. It’s not like no one cares about her or she’s nothing special in the ring or her gimmick is boring. Good match, bad decision at the end.
Jeff Hardy says he’ll win.
Here’s Matt Morgan who calls out Hernandez. Morgan says explain why you cost me my title shot. Hernandez plays the freaking race card, wondering where his title shot was. He went to Mexico to be with his people where he was treated great. Naturally we get a Hernandez chant. He’s tired of white America and today the minority is the majority. This is Mexican country apparently and Morgan needs to get out. Low blow by Hernandez sets up an FU which I guess is his new finisher.
Matt Hardy says he’s awesome but being nice never got him anywhere. He’s Cold Blooded now. He talks about being punished for Jeff leaving (talking about WWE because it’s been five minutes since we referenced them). RVD is a stepping stoned apparently. I thought he was stepping stoned but you get the idea.
Matt Hardy vs. Rob Van Dam
At least Matt got rid of the braids. RVD starts with kicks but tries to roll around too much and is dropped on the top buckle. Matt hammers away in the corner and doesn’t do much beside punches. Van Dam tries to speed things up but can’t hit his apron moonsault as Matt trips him and his face hits the apron. Is that our theme for this? RVD’s face is dropped onto stuff?
On the floor now and Matt can’t suplex him onto the railing. He gets draped over it though and there’s the spinning legdrop to the back of Hardy. Van Dam fires some kicks but gets caught in an Orton DDT as he comes back in. Back to the floor and RVD’s face goes into the railing. Matt grabs a double underhook and rolls through into a body scissors and facelock. That’s a new one.
Full nelson goes on as Matt is in control here. There are the dueling chants because what would a match be without them? Hardy with a Cravate to take RVD down one more time. Back up and Matt dodges a kick to get a guillotine drop over the ropes. Matt tries to come off the ropes but RVD gets a kick in to get us back to even.
Van Dam gets some clotheslines and a kick to set up Rolling Thunder. Matt moves so Van Dam backflips into a moonsault for two. Starship Pain minus the twisting gets two. Matt gets a Side Effect out of nowhere for two. Spin kick puts Matt down but RVD can’t get the Five Star. Matt goes up but gets knocked down while attempting a superplex. Instead we get a backdrop off the top. Never seen that I don’t think.
Matt tries a moonsault which misses of course, starting a small earthquake in Florida. Ok to be fair he’s looking a lot slimmer. Van Dam takes the advantage and the Five Star ends it. This was just ok but somehow might have been the match of the night so far. What does that say about this show?
Rating: C. Another so-so match with WAY too many rest holds. It’s just another stop on the road to RVD vs. Jeff Hardy which is just an ok sounding match. Either way this wasn’t much with Matt not being interesting at all and not being a threat to RVD on a level playing field. We’re 92 minutes into this show now and we haven’t gotten a good match yet. We’ve had some ok ones, but nothing I’ll remember in 3 days. That’s really bad.
Christy tries to get a reaction from Bully Ray. Instead he yells at her and makes her cry then….licks her ear? Anyway he says that he wants to make men out of D-Von’s boys. There has to be a Disney song in there somewhere. Ray makes more weird lines about D-Von and the kids. He wants to beat the kids.
We recap the Dudleys exploding. Basically Ray is a bully and attacked D-Von’s kids to set this up.
Bully Ray vs. D-Von
This is a street fight and D-Von’s kids will NOT be involved. I’ll believe that when I don’t see it I guess. Bubba hides before D-Von comes out so he can jump him. Ray has the chain but D-Von turns around and the fight is on. All D-Von to start but Bubba gets some punches in. D-Von hits him in the head with a beverage to break the momentum though and we continue the brawl.
We get the kendo stick as it’s all D-Von now. Ray tries to beg and slaps D-Von. This isn’t interesting in the slightest mind you but it’s not horrible. With D-Von completely in control his kids come out. He tells them to go and gets drilled by a chair. Bubba spits on them and sets up for the Pillmanizing of the neck again. The kids get in the ring to stop it as Bubba threatens them with the chain.
D-Von makes the save and beats up Ray. He goes to backdrop the fat white guy and Bubba shouts OH CRAP! The kids beat up Bubba a bit and help D-Von out with What’s Up. DAD! GET THE TABLES! I kid you not, that just actually happened. Here’s the table but Bubba gets a low blow in. And now we enter the bondage segment of the show with D-Von being handcuffed to the corner.
Bubba enters his bullying mode while the kids come in to try to help. One of them gets taken down while the other fights back. Bubba kicks him in the face and pins him to win the match. Oh sweet goodness are you kidding me? I had to close my eyes for a second there due to how stupid that was. Why is it stupid? They weren’t in the match but it counts anyway. Well sure why not.
Rating: D. This was your standard brawl with a bad ending. This feud isn’t interesting, it doesn’t elevate anyone and the ending was stupid as hell. Naturally this is leading to a tables match and it’s all about the anti-bullying movement that is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER! I’m so over this bullying kick the country is on and I can’t stand it in wrestling. All heels are bullies but only Bubba is an official one.
Bubba keeps yelling post match and threatens to hit the kids with a chair. Is there no like, SECURITY or something? Ah good at least D-Von yelled for them. Yep there’s a powerbomb through the table and bad acting from D-Von. Naturally the fans chant for another one. Hey, IT’S A GUY TO GET D-VON OUT! Good thing he wasn’t here EARLIER! They do a stretcher ride to fill in more time. Somehow the post match stuff was the best part of the show by far. In a funny bit the kid that got kicked in the head is completely forgotten about until D-Von throws him over his shoulder like a bag of manure.
The Jarretts say this match is personal and about their kids.
Serious Kurt says he’s tired of Jeff messing with his kids and using them as pawns. This is coming from the man using them as a stipulation to make a paycheck.
We recap Kurt vs. the Jarretts part 93, this time about Kurt’s kids. They’ve been feuding for like 19 years so I don’t need to recap this.
Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett
Ok. There are two matches left and it’s 10pm. This has been one of the least interesting shows I have ever seen but up to this point it hasn’t been atrocious. These two matches can bring this to a passable grade. Don’t let me down TNA. Crowd is totally behind Angle. Shame he has no chance at all. The fans chant sloppy seconds because this is a serious match.
They trade headlocks to start and Kurt gives Jarrett head. His head I mean. Dang I need to remember those possessive pronouns. He lets Jeff grab his head. In a headlock I mean. Kurt lets Jeff grab a headlock. Ok there I think that works. Angle grabs the arm and bends Jeff over in front of him with it. Would these two like some alone time?
Slow build so far with Jarrett only being able to get little shots in here and there while Kurt keeps control with relative ease. Jeff is sent to the floor where Kurt hammers away. Karen slaps him. I’d love if the referee called it a DQ immediately. Kurt fires shoulders in the corner but misses a charging one to send his shoulder into the post. Top rope cross body by Jeff is rolled through for two.
Taz: “Kurt was that close to gaining custody of his children.” I hate wrestling sometimes. Kurt’s arm seems to be ok as he runs into a boot in the corner. Back and forth a bit and Kurt can’t get the ankle lock. Rolling Germans instead gets two. There’s the ankle lock but Jarrett rolls through. Angle Slam hits but Karen has the referee. It’s not like it would have mattered as that hasn’t won a big match in years.
Jeff gets a low blow during that though and there’s the Stroke for two. Down goes the ref (surprised?) and we hit the floor where Karen rakes Kurt’s back. Kurt is sent into the steps a few times and we go back into the ring. Jeff brings in a chair but Kurt gets it. The referee stops Kurt from swinging it and Jeff gets a rollup for two. Thank goodness on that as I would have cried it that had been the ending. Ok not really.
Kurt goes up and Karen distracts him so that Jeff can hit something resembling the Stroke from the middle rope for two. Well of course. It’s an amplified finisher so why would you I expect it to get a win? Angle grabs a quick German and there go the straps. Ankle lock goes on, Karen distracts the referee, Jeff taps, ref is with Karen, Jeff gets a chair shot for two as these kickouts are getting absurd. Angle gets a sunset flip but Jeff drops down onto him for the pin. Yes, that’s the ending.
Rating: B. This was a good match but Karen held it back way too much. Also constantly hearing about the kids was just freaking stupid. The match was good and a clean ending was a breath of fresh air, but dang man this means we have to go through early March with this stupid feud. By far the best match of the night and they’ve had far better ones in the past so this isn’t much.
Kurt leaves his boots in the ring which is a sign of retirement. Oh not this again.
Anderson says that the odds are against him and goes a great imitation of Jesse Ventura. Stop making me think of stuff I’d rather be watching. There’s a Justin Bieber reference and I quit paying attention.
Long recap video on Hardy vs. Anderson which is supposed to be the epic feud in TNA but it’s just not there. They talk about the pre-THEY stuff, 10/10/10, the concussion, the title change and Anderson thinking the belt looks stupid.
TNA World Title: Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson
They make a point to say there are two referees at ringside. I don’t like where this is going. Hardy spits at him and they slug it out after the big match intros. There are multi-colored ladders at ringside including one with Christmas colors. Anderson is still in his shirt which likely means nothing. The first ladder is brought in and Anderson is rammed into it by Hardy to put both guys down.
Basic ladder spots to start which are good. Hardy dropkicks it into Anderson’s balls and Ken is in trouble. Anderson gets a Russian Leg Sweep to Hardy onto the ladder in the corner. Ladder #2 is brought in and Anderson goes up. He gets brought down with a sunset bomb to half kill Anderson. Hardy sets Anderson up in front of the ladder in front of the corner. He misses the leapfrog legdrop though and Anderson gets back up.
Anderson charges at Hardy but gets backdropped and bounces on the ladder. FREAKING OW MAN! Hardy opens a ladder and stands it upside down. Anderson fights back and goes after the legs which makes sense. Shame it doesn’t get him anywhere as he’s sent to the floor. Jeff wants the Christmas ladder and throws it at Anderson who catches it and throws it back.
Hardy sends him into the railing and Ken may have a bad wrist. Poetry in Motion against the railing puts them both in the crowd. Back in now and Jeff tries the release Gordbuster onto the upside down ladder. Instead he gets suplexed onto it with the main landing being on his leg. Anderson does the required slow climb and gets pulled down. Diamond Cutter is called a Twist of Hate.
Jackson James, the possibly Immortal referee, hands Jeff a ladder as per his request. It’s the colored one as Jeff didn’t want the black one. Anderson counters and hits the rolling fireman’s carry slam (might be called the Green Bay Plunge) onto the ladder. Anderson goes up and tries the Kenton Bomb but misses and hits the top of his head on the ladder. Oh dear.
Jeff climbs again but can’t get there this time either as Anderson makes the save. They’re both on a ladder up there and the slugout is on. Anderson is almost down but manages to make the save. He shoves the title away and it’s swinging back and forth. And there go the ladders so everyone is more or less dead. It was a Mic Check and I think Hardy was supposed to pull the belt down with him but to the shock of no one, they botched it. Hardy throws him to the floor and goes up to get the title and wins it just like that.
Rating: B. Well the majority of the match was good but the ending was so abrupt that it was ridiculous. Also I HATE the choice here as Hardy is such a boring champion but hey we have to push this Immortal thing right? This was good but it wasn’t enough to save the show for sure. I’m really bummed by this ending, but at the same time at least it was a good match. Also, is there a reason Anderson had such a short reign?
Long celebration takes us out.
Overall Rating: D. This was bad but the Angle/Jarrett and ladder matches keep it from being a failure. Now before you jump down my throat about the match grades being ok but the overall rating being bad, think about it. There were about two worthless hours of ok at best matches that aren’t going to mean a thing. Nothing was any good at all until the last hour which doesn’t make a show good. When you have two hours of dull as hell the good matches are weighed down. Bad show that we knew would be bad and it doesn’t look like anything is going to improve soon. Weak PPV and one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time.
Kazarian b. Robbie E – Fade to Black
Scott Steiner/Beer Money b. Gunner/Murphy/Rob Terry – Frankensteiner to Gunner
Samoa Joe b. D’Angelo Dinero – Coquina Clutch
Madison Rayne b. Mickie James – James couldn’t answer the ten count after a shot from brass knuckles
Rob Van Dam b. Matt Hardy – Five Star Frog Splash
Bully Ray b. D-Von – Ray pinned one of D-Von’s sons after a big boot
Jeff Jarrett b. Kurt Angle – Jarrett reversed a sunset flip into a cradle
Jeff Hardy b. Mr. Anderson – Hardy Grabbed the Belt