Official CM Punk Plan Made By Chicago Fans
This is a real thing.
The imagine isn’t great but if you can’t read it, here’s a slightly better picture.
http://www.rspwfaq.net/2014/03/tonights-chicago-objectives.html
Then, this might happen tonight:
1. Punk comes out and puts over Chicago as the greatest city ever.
2. A new world championship is made and Bray Wyatt vs. Dolph Ziggler square off for it at Wrestlemania.
3. Daniel Bryan is inserted into the title match at Wrestlemania and guaranteed to win.
4. Batista, HHH, Orton and Stephanie are crushed under rampaging camels, leaving only Bryan vs. Punk for the main event of Wrestlemania.
5. Every fan gets a big bag of money.
Fans after the show:
“Screw this company. Why are they wasting all this stuff on ONE SHOW? Do they not want to make money anymore???”
“You’re going next time right?”
“Sorry for making you wait so long. I was just buying 15 Punk items. Of course I’ll be there and do the VIP experience. It’s awesome going.”
Daniel Bryan vs Batista got announced for tonight, I’m officially excited for the show now.
I actually think this is good. Though the one chant they are missing is my old favourite “Change the channel”.
I mean, sure they aren’t going to get what they want – no way is Bryan getting added to the title match so he can lose and make the fans even more upset than they already are – but it is at least fun to see the fans finally making some noise about things instead of sitting on their hands and looking stupid
With Tyson Kidd isn’t it possible they just want to see him wrestle more? Oh wait it’s the internet everything done has to be a “smart remark”
If I say I want to See Dolph Zigger, Tyson Kidd, or Daniel Bryan. Is it possible i’m not trying to be a smark or ironic? I just want to see them wrestle more often? Or in a more prominent position?
Also Fans can be tired of the old guard. They may not always go about it the best way. But the argument is still valid.
Sure that argument can be valid and I’m sure there are fans that think that way. However, there’s a difference between fans like that and fans that send out instructions for how to hijack a show to get what they want. It’s the difference between being a fan and being totally ridiculous.
Wait! Guys! Guys! Let’s start a Tyson Kidd chant! Chanting for obscured people will make them think that we’re smart. Why stop there? Let’s start a Husky Harris chant while we’re at it?
Tonight should be fun, if nothing else. Adding Punk to the championship match doesn’t do much for me at all though.
I’m in awe of how stupid this plan is.
Seriously, if there’s a sold out crowd of Punk fans chanting his name, all Vince will see is that they got a sold out crowd.
All wearing Punk shirts and likely all having purchased the Network.
And Vince gets a little money from each Punk shirt.
Why don’t they go really deep and buy his shirts from ROH? That way Vince doesn’t make a dime.
I agree it’s be a stupid plan. However it is nice to see fans passionate about something. If you don’t like it make your voice heard. You shouldn’t just accept the status quo.
Not bad but I can do better:
Objective -> Don’t buy a ticket
– by not buying a ticket our voices will be heard louder than ever. If Vince wants your money make him earn your money.
Objective -> Don’t watch the show
– CBS Monday night lineup in on tonight with a all-new How I Met Your Mother, followed by an all-new 2 Broke girls.
– If these shows aren’t your cup of tea watch something not related to WWE in any way.
– If TV isn’t your cup of tea, take a piece of paper, fold it in half and make paper airplanes.
– OK don’t make paper airplanes, just don’t watch the show.
Objective -> Stay of all social media pertaining to WWE in any way.
– no WWE facebook page, no tweets to WWE, no tweets mentioning WWE, their characters or their storylines in any way. Tweeting #WeWantZiggler shows that you are watching the show, therefore doing nothing but wasting your time (much like me writing this comment).
– tweeting keeps the buzz on WWE. You may not be watching it but there’s a good chance you’ve inadvertently got others watching in your place.
We WILL be silent? Why? Because WWE is an entertainment company and without fans to buy their merchandise, go to their events, talk about their shows, ect. they cannot survive. Without your money feeding the beast Vince and Co. will have no choice to change or they will die a miserable death and Steph will in fact be a 2 cent w****.
But dude, why wouldn’t you want to go to a WWE show? It’s awesome stuff.
Because How I Met Your Mother is on silly.
Bray Wyatt’s facing John Cena at Wrestlemania…not sure he needs to be elevated?
YOU TRAITOR TO THE CAUSE!!! Until Bray Wyatt, Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk are all WWE Champion at the same time, WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!